The troubles of the heartthrob guide

"Mr. Chilig, with all due respect, you are late again, for the third time this month, and this month has only passed ten days."

Holding a briefcase with a pale face and disheveled hair, the young man called Qilig twitched the corners of his mouth with a smirk, threw the briefcase on the chair, picked up the kettle on the desk and drank .

"Mr. Zellig, if I remember correctly, you didn't finish the can of water you drank yesterday. Although our company pays attention to hygiene, according to your personal habits, I advise you to try not to drink it in the future."

Qilig put down the kettle, wiped his mouth casually with his cuff, and glanced helplessly at the expressionless red-haired youth.

"Dear Mr. Tony." Chilig's voice was full of tiredness, "Did you know that a person with an 80% compatibility appeared near my house in the middle of the night last night, and I stayed up all night in defense .He's still hanging around this morning, and it's a blessing that I'm here."

"If I was there, I would definitely push you out of the door." Tony looked very disapproving, and said: "The combination of sentry and guide is human instinct, you have to accept this, Mr. Qilig."

Zilig sat down on the chair, lazily used his feet to help himself take off his socks, then kicked the socks away, and put on soft bear slippers. "Tony... What era is this? Mandatory distribution and forced union are outdated. What is emphasized now is free love, and what I pursue is [-]% compatibility."

Tony saw a pair of rolled up striped socks appearing in his sight, couldn't bear to put on the gloves, got up, picked up the two balls of socks, and threw them into the trash can in disgust.

"Don't..." Qilig yelled weakly, rolled out of the chair limply, crawled to the trash can on all fours and picked up his socks again.Sure enough, as Chilig expected, according to Tony's personality, it is impossible to keep the garbage in the trash can for more than an hour. Now there are only his poor little socks in the trash can.

"With your personality, it's no wonder that you don't even have a 1% compatible person with you. You deserve to be single for the rest of your life..."

In 3000 AD, the earth was finally overwhelmed and human beings were forced to relocate.

The technology of cosmic migration was already very mature at that time. Human beings left the Milky Way and came to the galaxy they live in today. People lived on various planets and built various countries again.

War is a reincarnation that human beings have been unable to escape for tens of thousands of years. The undeveloped resources of the planet have attracted wars, so that no matter whether it is an ancient country that existed in the old galaxy era or a new emerging country that was established in the new galaxy era, they all fight for resources. Ushers in the First World War of a new galactic era.

At this time, science and technology are advanced, wars have been carried out by various mechs and airships, and hand-to-hand combat almost does not exist on the battlefield.In five years, countless machines were manufactured and turned into scrap iron again; countless lives disappeared, and countless people were born in the flames of war.

Finally, a group of people ended the war. They had physical abilities and senses that were different from ordinary people. They were not only proficient in various mechanical manipulations, but also possessed terrifying melee combat capabilities. They quietly ended the lives of important officials in several countries. , eventually forcing the end of the war.

They call themselves Sentinels, the product of human genetic mutations in the new galactic age.

They also introduced another genetically mutated human being to the world: the wizard.

The guide is the sentinel's soul mate, physically weaker than the sentinel, but has extremely strong mental power, can appease the sentinel who is naturally prone to mania, is the companion of the auxiliary sentinel, and some can even manipulate other people's minds, enough to be an attacker.

The combination of sentries and guides has a problem of compatibility. Every sentry and guide can feel their compatibility with each other. Once the compatibility exceeds 50%, they will notice each other. The higher the height, the stronger the desire to become a partner with the other party.

For the stable development of the country, although sentries and guides are powerful combat forces, countries have still enacted various laws to control them.

However, with the development of the times, the population of sentinels and guides has remained at about one-fifth of the population from the very beginning to today, which has gradually relaxed various prohibitions in the early years. In addition to being required to attend sentinel and guide schools, And after graduation, most of them are engaged in fields other than the military and science and technology, and they are almost no different from ordinary people.

As a 26-year-old guide, Zilig has always been troubled by one thing, that is——

There are too many people who are highly compatible with him, but I haven't met the one who is [-]% compatible with him.

From the time he and the guide became mature and able to perceive the compatibility, he could meet people with more than 50% compatibility with him in almost every three days.You must know that compatibility is not something that can be so high simply. Most people will meet a dozen or so people with a compatibility of more than 50% in their lifetime, and it is even rarer if it exceeds 80%. When you arrive, you will become a partner almost immediately.

But I don’t know why, Chilig has a high compatibility with a lot of people, more than 50% of the people have one every three days, and more than 80% of the people have at least one within ten days. He even met a compatibility degree of 90. % of people.

If the average person would have died of joy long ago, finding someone with a high degree of compatibility is a rare thing, and besides being compatible in spirit and improving abilities, it is also the same as destiny. I decided to get married, and I can become a very emotional partner in the future.

But Qilig knew that this was not normal! ! !

Others only meet a few true life partners in their lifetime, but he meets one every few days!Just like in the old Milky Way era, meteorites falling from the sky was a miracle, but in this era, it is commonplace, not uncommon at all!

Those people regarded him as the only companion in life, but Qilig was surrounded by all kinds of only companions in life! ! !Even the aunt who sells breakfast at the alley!

What's more, under the influence of many sisters since childhood, although Qilig is a man, he watched "The 100% Guide of the Domineering Sentinel" and "Don't Escape!"My perfect guide! "Growing up in this kind of novel, he believes that one day there will be a person who is [-]% compatible with him...

So it wasn't that he wanted to reject those sentinels who were pursuing him hard, but that he knew that their compatibility was absolutely abnormal, and unless they were [-]% compatible, Qilig would not believe it.

Qilig was lying on the table, holding his own sock in each hand, and secretly glanced at Tony next to him with a doge face.Tony has red hair, blue eyes staring intently at the optical computer screen, and his handsome face is expressionless.

Tony was his best friend and guide since childhood.It's just the opposite of him. From maturity to now, Tony has never felt anyone with more than 0% compatibility with him!

Even if the compatibility between a normal sentinel and a guide does not reach more than 50%, there will be at least a compatibility of twenty or thirty. Like Tony, there is no one who is even a little bit compatible with him, even in the textbook. Neither wrote that he is as weird as Qilig.

"Have you seen enough?" Tony glanced at Qilig, "Are you here for work or for a daze? If you're just here for a daze, you'd better go home, the office doesn't need so many bacteria."

"Stingy, it's no wonder you don't have a partner..." Chilig whimpered and turned his head, and took the data on the table.

Within a minute of seeing Qilig's data, the phone in the office rang. The two stopped at the same time and glanced at the caller ID.

"You pick it up." The two said in unison, neither of them wanted to move.

The phone was still ringing, Tony looked down, and said coldly: "Qilig, you are late, you answer it!"

Qilig gave Tony a middle finger weakly, scratched his hair, cleared his throat, and picked up the phone.

The moment he opened his mouth, his weak voice that was about to die suddenly changed to a clear and energetic young man with a clear voice, and his whole body lit up along the way: "Aspert is pregnant, I am very happy to serve you."

Zirig rolled his eyes at Tony, pointed to the phone and made a middle finger.

In this era, Sentinels and guides often have people with a high degree of compatibility of the same gender. Same-sex marriage is already a very common thing. Coupled with the decline in the birth rate between heterosexual couples, the world was once worried about the decline of the population.

However, the technology of the mechanical womb had been developed at that time. People could send fertilized eggs into the mechanical womb to cultivate fetuses, and same-sex couples or singles could also accept the matching of fertility companies to seek sperm and eggs to conceive the next generation.Although this new type of reproductive technology has caused a lot of controversy, it has also made it easy for many people to have their own children.

Zirig and Tony just opened a small fertility company.Although their company is small, it is known for having a good gene pool, and many single political and business celebrities have chosen the other half of their children's genes here.

"Miss, Mr. Chen has requested many projects. Our company's gene bank has not yet found a match, and we are contacting other companies' gene banks."

"Thanks for the compliment." Qilig smiled gently and rolled his eyes at the same time, "But there is no [-]% match in the company's gene pool. Last time you came to confirm it yourself, we can only look outside."

"We guarantee that we will strictly screen, you can rest assured Mr. Chen."

Qilig took another long time to rest, and finally hung up the phone.

As soon as the phone was hung up, he immediately returned to his limp state and fell on the desk, hammering the table in displeasure.

Mr. Chen is a very troublesome customer, and he has been entangled with the company for half a year.

When signing the contract, the company provided [-] items to fill in, allowing customers to fill in the requirements of matching partners.One hundred items is actually just for show, and it is very difficult to fill in twenty items. Most people can find matching items after filling in about ten items.

But they were completely dumbfounded when they received the form in the mail.

They received a handwritten questionnaire with a hundred items.With a shake of the hand, the survey sheet dropped another fold, and with another shake, another fold.He was still unsatisfied after completing the [-]-item questionnaire, so Mr. Chen wrote another [-] requirements.

It’s fine if the request is scientific, but his request is not scientific at all!

For example, the person he is asking for eggs needs to:

I have been sitting in the first row of the classroom since I was a child.

Do not wear striped socks.

Chew thirty times for each bite.

Sleeping with a puppet.

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The corners of Qilig's mouth trembled, and he couldn't help slandering: You are such a dick and capable boy!