The troubles of the heartthrob guide
Chapter 15
Qilig was very obedient, and slept in Chen Xin's arms all night without moving.Chen Xin put his arms around him, very satisfied.
The next morning, Chen Xin sat by the bed and shook Qilig crazily.
"stand up!"
Qilig hummed a few times, but couldn't wake up at all.
In addition to lethargy, he was also severely bedridden. He used to live at home, and his mother and sister took turns to fight every morning, but it might not be able to wake him up.And besides not being able to wake up, he would also drag the person who called him into bed unconsciously.
"...Well, hug." Qilig muttered a few words, then rubbed into Chen Xin's arms again, hugging Chen Xin's waist tightly: "Hug...‥"
Early in the morning, Chen Xin's little friend was very energetic. Qilig hugged him around the waist and rubbed his head against his crotch, causing his little friend to become more and more energetic.
"Zilliger!"
Zelig in sleep is more tenacious than expected, no matter how he pushes or shakes, he sleeps soundly and sweetly.Chen Xin was upset and irritable, but this man was a natural enemy given to him by the heavens, and he had nothing to do.
Chen Xin gave up his ambition of waking Qi Lige, seeing that it was still early, he pulled the quilt to cover the man in front of him.
The two established a preliminary spiritual connection. Although the sentinel did not have strong mental power enough to sense what was going on in the guide's mind, he calmed down and looked at Qilig's dull and soft sleeping face, but he could feel it. Zelig must be having pleasant dreams right now.
Chen Xin realized for a moment that he seemed to be looking forward to seeing this person's sleeping face in the morning... Of course, what he didn't know was that Qilig was happily using Chinese Kungfu in his dream. beat him up.
At eight o'clock in the morning, Qilig was still hugging Chen Xin's waist, and Chen Xin's trousers were wet with saliva.
Chen Xin stipulated that he should be "awake" at six o'clock sharp. Now he is indeed sober, which is not a violation of the rules, but he is still not very happy.
Apart from the fact that the people around me didn't wake up at six o'clock, the main reason was that...
He wants to go to the bathroom.
As an able-bodied youth, it is quite normal to have toilet needs in the morning.It's just that he endured from six o'clock to eight o'clock, and he could have diverted his attention by arranging Qilig's messy hair, but he had already tidied Qilig's hair meticulously, and there was nothing else to distract him now attention.
He once planned to kick Qilig away, but he found that Qilig was very defensive in his sleep. Even if one leg was broken, the other leg was still tightly wrapped around his leg, making him unable to move.
Pushing Qilig, Qilig said in a soft voice: "Hug." Then he hugged his waist and wrapped his legs with greater strength.
He really felt that if Qilig continued to exert force, he would not be able to hold back, and then... so he could only maintain this awkward posture.
"Mr. Qi... sober!" Chen Xin was helpless.
Zilig buried his head under his crotch, even if he wanted to see that face, he couldn't help it.The most frightening thing is that Qilig's saliva drools, and now his place is wet...
No, let's go on like this.
Chen Xin knew that he had reached the breaking point, and he had to think of a new way.
He lifted the quilt and threw the quilt aside, leaving an empty battlefield.
All he has to do now is to turn around with the strength of his proud waist, and then crawl forward to the toilet.To put it simply, no matter how Chilig hugged him, he would crawl to the toilet.
There is only one chance for this kind of thing, and if he fails, he will be greeted by Qilig who is more arrogantly begging for hugs.
3, 2... No, I am in a hurry right now.
Chen Xin, who had a stopwatch in his head, shook his head to keep himself calm, and read the seconds again.
3, 2, 1!
Chen Xin turned around quickly and pressed Qilig under him.
It worked!Chen Xin applauded secretly in his heart, and no matter how weird the posture of the two of them is now, they can't stop moving forward for a moment.
However, at this moment, Qilig woke up faintly...
Half an hour later, the two with dark faces sat on the sofa in the living room.
Mr. Chen thought to himself: You didn't wake up when your face was pressed against me, but you woke up when your face was pressed against me, and you are better at timing than me.
Qilig thought to himself: If you want to tell me that you are big, you can just say so, or take it off and show me, but you really don’t have to press it on my face...
No one spoke, and the atmosphere was awkward.
Zilig is his own boss, and he can go to work whenever he wants, even if he spends a whole day on the sofa.Bored, he grabbed Pangpang and put it with the dolls on the sofa, pretending that there were three panda dolls.
Pang Pang conscientiously pretended to be a doll.
Chen Xin looked expressionlessly at Qilig's dumbfounded appearance when he was playing with Pangpang. After watching for a while, he grabbed Pangpang and hugged him in his arms.
"Hey! Pay me back!"
Chen Xin called out the eagle, and the eagle got into Qilig's arms forcefully.
"..."
Chen Xin raised the fat and said, "What's its name?"
Zelig looked at Fatty, who was twisting and struggling slightly, and replied, "Popty."
"why?"
"Because its belly is fat."
Chen Xin checked the fat ears and limbs, and calmly said: "Its belly is fat, but other places are not fat. Have you considered its feelings in such a general way?"
"...Then according to Mr. Chen's opinion, what should it be called?"
Chen Xin looked again and said, "Fat belly."
He spoke so well that Chirig was speechless.
Zelig pointed to the very heavy eagle and asked, "Then what's its name? It's a big bird?"
Chen Xin despised Qilig with the look of "Why are you so uneducated", and replied, "It's called Prometheus."
"..."
Qilig was still struggling with why it was Prometheus, and Chen Xin got up with his chubby body in his arms: "Mr. Qi, I have to go to work when you don't go to work, please don't delay my time."
Qilig thought to himself, I didn't force you to sit here, it's all my fault if I don't go to work.
Finally, Chen Xin dragged Qilig into the car, and when he arrived at the company, Qilig also figured out why he was called Prometheus, and began to wonder whether he did not understand Chen Xin's logic or whether Chen Xin really had no logic.
Chen Xin pushed Qilig into the office, and at exactly 09:30, the phone rang.
"Hello, Aspert Fertility." Chen Xin answered the phone naturally, so smooth that he almost suspected that he was the one who started the company.
"It's me, yes." While listening to the phone, Chen Xin tidied up the drawer that Qilig rummaged through a second ago, "There is no need to call the punctual call at 09:30 for the time being, and I will call after two months. Yes, call There is no need to fight until the person in charge of Asper has handled the matter I entrusted."
"..."
Chen Xin hung up the phone and looked at Qilig with a dull expression on his face.
"I'm leaving, I'll pick you up after get off work."
Qilig waved his hand, that posture looked like an abandoned child in Chen Xin's eyes, so he couldn't help saying before leaving: "Good boy, Prometheus will play with you."
Then he patted Qilig's hair and told him to write correctly, to eat on time, and not to walk crookedly before leaving.
Chilig hugged Prometheus, looked at Chen Xin's leaving back, and found that if Chen Xin spoke well, he was actually a gentle person.
After 1 minute, Qilig looked at Prometheus, who was spreading wings in his arms and wanted to fly, and realized——
Fuck me!That guy kept this big bird and tricked Pangpang away!
The next morning, Chen Xin sat by the bed and shook Qilig crazily.
"stand up!"
Qilig hummed a few times, but couldn't wake up at all.
In addition to lethargy, he was also severely bedridden. He used to live at home, and his mother and sister took turns to fight every morning, but it might not be able to wake him up.And besides not being able to wake up, he would also drag the person who called him into bed unconsciously.
"...Well, hug." Qilig muttered a few words, then rubbed into Chen Xin's arms again, hugging Chen Xin's waist tightly: "Hug...‥"
Early in the morning, Chen Xin's little friend was very energetic. Qilig hugged him around the waist and rubbed his head against his crotch, causing his little friend to become more and more energetic.
"Zilliger!"
Zelig in sleep is more tenacious than expected, no matter how he pushes or shakes, he sleeps soundly and sweetly.Chen Xin was upset and irritable, but this man was a natural enemy given to him by the heavens, and he had nothing to do.
Chen Xin gave up his ambition of waking Qi Lige, seeing that it was still early, he pulled the quilt to cover the man in front of him.
The two established a preliminary spiritual connection. Although the sentinel did not have strong mental power enough to sense what was going on in the guide's mind, he calmed down and looked at Qilig's dull and soft sleeping face, but he could feel it. Zelig must be having pleasant dreams right now.
Chen Xin realized for a moment that he seemed to be looking forward to seeing this person's sleeping face in the morning... Of course, what he didn't know was that Qilig was happily using Chinese Kungfu in his dream. beat him up.
At eight o'clock in the morning, Qilig was still hugging Chen Xin's waist, and Chen Xin's trousers were wet with saliva.
Chen Xin stipulated that he should be "awake" at six o'clock sharp. Now he is indeed sober, which is not a violation of the rules, but he is still not very happy.
Apart from the fact that the people around me didn't wake up at six o'clock, the main reason was that...
He wants to go to the bathroom.
As an able-bodied youth, it is quite normal to have toilet needs in the morning.It's just that he endured from six o'clock to eight o'clock, and he could have diverted his attention by arranging Qilig's messy hair, but he had already tidied Qilig's hair meticulously, and there was nothing else to distract him now attention.
He once planned to kick Qilig away, but he found that Qilig was very defensive in his sleep. Even if one leg was broken, the other leg was still tightly wrapped around his leg, making him unable to move.
Pushing Qilig, Qilig said in a soft voice: "Hug." Then he hugged his waist and wrapped his legs with greater strength.
He really felt that if Qilig continued to exert force, he would not be able to hold back, and then... so he could only maintain this awkward posture.
"Mr. Qi... sober!" Chen Xin was helpless.
Zilig buried his head under his crotch, even if he wanted to see that face, he couldn't help it.The most frightening thing is that Qilig's saliva drools, and now his place is wet...
No, let's go on like this.
Chen Xin knew that he had reached the breaking point, and he had to think of a new way.
He lifted the quilt and threw the quilt aside, leaving an empty battlefield.
All he has to do now is to turn around with the strength of his proud waist, and then crawl forward to the toilet.To put it simply, no matter how Chilig hugged him, he would crawl to the toilet.
There is only one chance for this kind of thing, and if he fails, he will be greeted by Qilig who is more arrogantly begging for hugs.
3, 2... No, I am in a hurry right now.
Chen Xin, who had a stopwatch in his head, shook his head to keep himself calm, and read the seconds again.
3, 2, 1!
Chen Xin turned around quickly and pressed Qilig under him.
It worked!Chen Xin applauded secretly in his heart, and no matter how weird the posture of the two of them is now, they can't stop moving forward for a moment.
However, at this moment, Qilig woke up faintly...
Half an hour later, the two with dark faces sat on the sofa in the living room.
Mr. Chen thought to himself: You didn't wake up when your face was pressed against me, but you woke up when your face was pressed against me, and you are better at timing than me.
Qilig thought to himself: If you want to tell me that you are big, you can just say so, or take it off and show me, but you really don’t have to press it on my face...
No one spoke, and the atmosphere was awkward.
Zilig is his own boss, and he can go to work whenever he wants, even if he spends a whole day on the sofa.Bored, he grabbed Pangpang and put it with the dolls on the sofa, pretending that there were three panda dolls.
Pang Pang conscientiously pretended to be a doll.
Chen Xin looked expressionlessly at Qilig's dumbfounded appearance when he was playing with Pangpang. After watching for a while, he grabbed Pangpang and hugged him in his arms.
"Hey! Pay me back!"
Chen Xin called out the eagle, and the eagle got into Qilig's arms forcefully.
"..."
Chen Xin raised the fat and said, "What's its name?"
Zelig looked at Fatty, who was twisting and struggling slightly, and replied, "Popty."
"why?"
"Because its belly is fat."
Chen Xin checked the fat ears and limbs, and calmly said: "Its belly is fat, but other places are not fat. Have you considered its feelings in such a general way?"
"...Then according to Mr. Chen's opinion, what should it be called?"
Chen Xin looked again and said, "Fat belly."
He spoke so well that Chirig was speechless.
Zelig pointed to the very heavy eagle and asked, "Then what's its name? It's a big bird?"
Chen Xin despised Qilig with the look of "Why are you so uneducated", and replied, "It's called Prometheus."
"..."
Qilig was still struggling with why it was Prometheus, and Chen Xin got up with his chubby body in his arms: "Mr. Qi, I have to go to work when you don't go to work, please don't delay my time."
Qilig thought to himself, I didn't force you to sit here, it's all my fault if I don't go to work.
Finally, Chen Xin dragged Qilig into the car, and when he arrived at the company, Qilig also figured out why he was called Prometheus, and began to wonder whether he did not understand Chen Xin's logic or whether Chen Xin really had no logic.
Chen Xin pushed Qilig into the office, and at exactly 09:30, the phone rang.
"Hello, Aspert Fertility." Chen Xin answered the phone naturally, so smooth that he almost suspected that he was the one who started the company.
"It's me, yes." While listening to the phone, Chen Xin tidied up the drawer that Qilig rummaged through a second ago, "There is no need to call the punctual call at 09:30 for the time being, and I will call after two months. Yes, call There is no need to fight until the person in charge of Asper has handled the matter I entrusted."
"..."
Chen Xin hung up the phone and looked at Qilig with a dull expression on his face.
"I'm leaving, I'll pick you up after get off work."
Qilig waved his hand, that posture looked like an abandoned child in Chen Xin's eyes, so he couldn't help saying before leaving: "Good boy, Prometheus will play with you."
Then he patted Qilig's hair and told him to write correctly, to eat on time, and not to walk crookedly before leaving.
Chilig hugged Prometheus, looked at Chen Xin's leaving back, and found that if Chen Xin spoke well, he was actually a gentle person.
After 1 minute, Qilig looked at Prometheus, who was spreading wings in his arms and wanted to fly, and realized——
Fuck me!That guy kept this big bird and tricked Pangpang away!
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