The troubles of the heartthrob guide
Chapter 55
Although Tony didn't take the initiative to reveal the union between Tony and Wells, Chilig, who had already seen through everything, kept observing, not letting go of any clues.
With his dozing fat chin on his chin, Zelig lay lazily on the sofa, looking at Tony who was working hard.
"Mr. Tony, you..."
"what happened?"
"Here." Qilig pointed to his neck.
Tony raised his hand reflexively to cover his neck, but then he remembered that he had only checked this morning, and there was no hickey on his neck.
When he raised his head, he saw Qilig squinting his eyes, with a proud expression on his face that caught his braid, saying that he was as cheap as he could be.
"If you have nothing to do, please clean the cultivation room. The company does not give you a salary to let you lie on the sofa every day. Do you think you are a mascot? Sorry, no one needs to be as lazy and lazy as you Dirty mascot."
Qilig didn't care about him, and smiled with a doge expression: "Mr. Tony, you are blushing."
"I'm angry with you."
"Obviously thinking about something lewd, naughty..." Qilig couldn't help laughing when he said this.He turned around and hugged Pangpang, a pair of long legs swayed and swayed.
"That's great... Now that you've settled down, you feel like you've accomplished a lot." Qilig raised Fatty and shook it.Fatty opened his eyes in a daze, and twisted twice.
"Fatty, I'm so happy, Tony and I have companions. You have one too, and so does the kitten. Everyone has companionship."
Tony sat there listening to him talking to himself without saying a word, and couldn't help but smile.
Time flies, and two months have passed since Qilig met Chen Xin for the first time.
"Mr. Qi, act quickly!"
Standing in front of the porch, Chen Xin watched Qilig buttoning his buttons slowly, and urged him several times.
"Get to the hospital at 10:30, but we won't be there until 32:[-] according to your speed."
"If you want to stand there urging me, why don't you help me find my socks..." Qilig looked for my socks while buttoning up his buttons, "Fat Xin, did you see my socks? The one who was here just now... "
Chen Xin couldn't stand his stupid look, walked over to pull out the socks from under his buttocks, knelt down and put them on for him.After putting on the socks, Chen Xin pushed his hands away again, and buttoned the messy buttons again.
Seeing Chen Xin's look of wanting to be angry and hurting him, Qilig really liked him so much, he couldn't help but kissed Chen Xin, then lay on Chen Xin's back and let Chen Xin carry him away.
Today is the day when Zilig removes the metal protective sleeve from the fractured leg, and he made an appointment to go to the hospital in the morning.
The two of them fooled around until midnight last night, and Qilig was so tired that he couldn't wake him up in the morning. Although Chen Xin was eager to wake him up, seeing how he was sleeping soundly, he couldn't bear it.
Finally, when it was too late, Chen Xin couldn't help but tickled him awake.
The time was delayed by Qilig, and Chen Xin was a little frustrated when he arrived at the hospital 30 seconds late.But today is a holiday, and there are a lot of people registering in the hospital, so it doesn't matter if they are 30 seconds late.
"What's so frustrating? There are so many people."
"You don't understand." Chen Xin took Razirig's hand.
"Too."
Although Qi Li and Chen Xin are perfectly compatible partners, they sometimes don't understand each other's logic.He nodded, leaned into Chen Xin's ear and said, "But I know one thing, that is, if I kiss you, you won't be depressed. Right?"
Chen Xin nodded in frustration.
Zelig kissed him on the cheek and poked him in the cheek again.He wanted to be depressed again, but he couldn't help laughing.
"Still depressed?"
"What do you say?"
The two sat in the waiting area and chatted casually. After a while, it was Qilig's turn.Qilig wanted to stand up, but Chen Xin held down his shoulders and prevented him from standing up.
"What's the matter... Hey!"
Chen Xin picked him up in full view. He felt ashamed, but wanted to laugh, so he couldn't help laughing while covering his face and asked Chen Xin to carry him into the consultation room.
"The friend Mr. Qi mentioned last time is this gentleman, right?"
The doctor was the same as the doctor from Qilig's follow-up visit last time. He couldn't help asking when he saw the scene of the two coming in just now.
Qilig remembered the last time the doctor asked about the ring, he sat on a chair and asked Chen Xin to roll his trousers, blushing, and nodded shyly and triumphantly.
The doctor removed the metal sheath from Qilig's leg. At this time, Qilig's leg was no different from that of two months ago. Although it was still sickly and pale, it was at least intact.
"The past two months have been taken care of well, and the recovery is very good."
"Then you can walk straight?" Chen Xin asked.
"No problem, you can walk however you want."
Chen Xin pushed Qi Lige: "Did you hear that, walk straighter in the future, your feet are not damaged."
"I know, if you can't walk straight, you will cripple me."
The doctor who was packing up at the side was still lamenting how good the relationship between the couple was, but after hearing it, he felt that something was wrong...
After the restraints on Chilig's feet were removed, he had another examination and left the hospital at about 11:30.He has not walked on his own feet for two months, relying entirely on his mental power to control the mecha.At this time, I can walk around with my own feet again, and I am so happy to go around Chen Xin in various ways.
"Fat Xin! Look at me! I'm moving coquettishly!" Qilig laughed and snaked around, once in front of Chen Xin, sometimes behind Chen Xin, and secretly photographed Chen Xin's butt.
Chen Xin couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed his salty pig's hand, and shouted: "I'm already flirty enough at home, but if I'm flirty outside, do you think I haven't done enough?"
So under the ambiguous eyes of passers-by, Qilig asked Chen Xin to lead him, and obediently walked beside Chen Xin with his blushing face and lowered head.
"Will you be good in the future?"
"good……"
"Are you still twitching when you walk?"
"No twist..."
"Do you want to eat the cone?"
"Eat!" Qilig raised his head instantly.
Chen Xin bought Qilig a chocolate cone in the park near the hospital, and paid a little more money, asking the boss to come for him in person. He carefully made a cone with a perfect spiral ice cream, and the ice cream The layers are increased in precise proportions, and the stacks are very straight, which is not at the same level as the crooked cones sold by the boss.
"Eat seriously, lick layer by layer." Chen Xin was a little proud, and handed the cone to Qilig who was waiting on a bench in the park.
Qilig took the perfect cone in a daze, looked left and right, and finally took a big bite off the perfect spiral tip on the top, and ate his mouth full of chocolate ice cream.
"You..." Chen Xin really wanted to hit him when he saw it, but he couldn't. In the end, he snatched his cone through gritted teeth, and bit off a bite too.
A cone was not too big, and the two took a big bite each, and after Qilig licked it a few more times, only half of the biscuit was left.
With a biscuit in his mouth, Qilig poked Chen Xin's face with the pointed tail of the remaining biscuit.Seeing his dull and fussy look, Chen Xin really liked him, supported his head, opened his mouth to bite the pointed tail of the biscuit, and kissed him.
After 1 minute, the two separated with blushing faces.
"Fat new."
"What's wrong?" Chen Xin wiped Qilig's face with a handkerchief.
Qilig rubbed the handkerchief with his face and said, "This ring should be returned to you..."
He was talking about the wearable mecha that Chen Xin gave him after his foot injury, and he always wore it on his hand.Now that his foot had healed, even if he wanted to stay, this military weapon would naturally have to be returned to Chen Xin.
Chen Xin put the handkerchief back into his pocket with his right hand, and stretched out his left hand to take it.
Zelig took the ring in his left hand and put his right hand in his pocket.
"Little boy..."
"Fat Xin..."
The second Qilig handed over the mecha ring to Chen Xin, both of them took out their right hands from their pockets at the same time, and they both had a ring on their hands at the same time.
"..."
It doesn't matter if both of them are holding a ring at the same time, the important point is that the two rings are still of the same style.
"Mr. Chen, what are you planning to do?"
"I just want to ask you, Mr. Qi, what are you trying to do with the ring?"
"Of course I propose to you!"
"What a coincidence, me too."
After the two finished talking, they didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and sat quietly on the bench.
They sat for a while without speaking, and then laughed together again.
Zelig asked: "When did you buy it, I don't even know!"
"How did you know that? It was bought the week after the union."
"What a coincidence, me too!"
After speaking, the two laughed together again.
"So we now have four identical rings?"
Chen Xin nodded.
Qilig took the ring from Chen Xin's hand, looked at it, thought about it, and then smiled again.He said: "That's great, you like symmetry, we each wear two, one in each hand! That's great!"
Chen Xin hadn't thought of this yet. Hearing what Qilig said, he immediately felt that this coincidence was too perfect.
"Then let's do it again, this time I will say first, you are not allowed to compete with me..."
"I'll say it first!"
"Pang Xin loves me the most! Let me talk about my fat new first! If you don't let me talk about it first, you are someone else's fat new!"
The loved ones have said so, even if Chen Xin is a little bit unwilling, he still admits it.
Qilig cleared his throat, held back his smile, and looked serious.
The light at noon this day was just right, bright but not glaring.
The light illuminated Qilig, and even his black hair reflected a faint light. In Chen Xin's eyes, he was more handsome than ever at this moment.
He took Chen Xin's hand, lowered his head and kissed it reverently, then raised his head slightly, looking at Chen Xin from bottom to top.
"Dear Mr. Chen, I wonder if you are willing to be the person Qilig loves the most in this life?"
"It has already been, my dear Mr. Qi."
The age is just right, and it is suitable for the beginning of a lifetime together.
☆, extra soul exchange
After Qilig and Chen Xin exchanged rings, the two continued to live a shameless life, getting tired of being together every day.Sometimes Qilig even had the illusion that the two of them seemed to be merging into one person, or that he was Chen Xin and Chen Xin was him.
Chen Xin's opinion of Qilig's thinking is that they are indeed fused into one person, and he likes to be inserted into Qilig's body very much.
This day happens to be Sunday.
The two didn't do any strenuous exercise last night, but played games together until midnight.
Chen Xin's sleep schedule has been completely disrupted by Qilig. He used to go to bed at twelve o'clock every day, but now he often hangs out with Qilig at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, playing sports, playing games and reading novels. time.
It's not because of Qilig's spirit that they can fool around like this, it's just that Qilig's lethargy is more concentrated on working hours, and he concentrates all his energy on off-duty hours to fool around with Chen Xin.
It was the same in the morning, relying on Chen Xin not daring to bully him, he slept seven nights and eight nights, and even Chen Xin was almost late a few times.
This morning, Chirig woke up.
When he woke up, he found that his spirit was unusually good. His whole body was full of energy, as if he had slept for a long, long time.He thought to himself, should I sleep until the afternoon again?
He turned his head and looked at the clock next to the bed, it was six o'clock.
Six p.m?
No, it's six o'clock in the morning.
Occasionally, he would get up early to cook. Seeing that it was still early, he decided to take a rest and get up later to make breakfast for Chen Xin, some of Chen Xin's favorite food.
While thinking, he burrowed into Chen Xin's arms, and at the same time reached out his hand to feel under Chen Xin's pajamas.
It's great to be able to eat Chen Xin tofu early in the morning, but... Chen Xin's skin seems to feel different to the touch.
Touch down again... wait!It seems to get a little smaller there!
Chen Xin's place became smaller, which was a big blow to Qi Lige!
The iron pestle has been ground into embroidery needles!Hold!it's all my fault!
Qilig sat up abruptly, nervously trying to pull off Chen Xin's pants to check.
But with him, he saw—
The person lying beside him was not Chen Xin.
is himself.
I lay there with a pale face and disheveled hair, my eyes were tightly closed, I didn't know if I was dead or alive.
He was stunned when he saw his first reaction.
This was not because of surprise, but because of sadness.
He thought to himself, am I dead?I'm going to die now, what should I do if my Fat Xin is alone, who will take care of him... He and Fat Xin promised to be together for a long time, how could they leave now, what should Fat Xin do... …
The more he thought about it, the more he felt uncomfortable, it was so uncomfortable that he was about to die again.
"Well……"
Zelig was still sad, but the self in front of him suddenly moved and babbled in his sleep.
still alive?
That self turned over again, and it seemed that he was really alive.
So what is my situation now?Out of body?
Qilig looked at his hand suspiciously, and he was stunned when he saw it.
This pair of hands with slender fingers and a little calluses is not Chen Xin's hands that often make him want to!
He looked down and opened his pajama pants again.
Sure enough, it was still Chen Xin's length, width and height.
Qilig covered his face, and after reading novels for many years, he had already guessed what was going on.
He and Chen Xin switched bodies.
But calm down and think about it, he will definitely change back after a while, novels are written like this, now he just needs to enjoy the tricks that he can't usually play, and wait until the time is up when he has played enough.
"Fat Xin, Fat Xin wake up!"
Qilig shook Chen Xin who was currently residing in his body.
He was not as gentle as Chen Xin, after shaking it a few times, Chen Xin blinked in a daze.
"Little boy..."
"Fat Xin! Wake up!"
Chen Xin tried hard to open his eyes, but found that as soon as he opened them, his eyes closed again immediately, and he was so sleepy that he couldn't open them.
What's going on, why are you so tired?Chen Xin, who had never been like this before, was at a loss...
"Chen Xin! The two of us have switched bodies! Get up and watch!"
"what……"
Chen Xin tried to sit up, but he was so sleepy that he immediately fell back on the bed. After repeating this several times, he finally managed to sit up and opened his eyes.
When he looked at it, he saw himself sitting in front of him with an excited expression on his face.
He thought to himself, I am really still dreaming...
"Fat Xin! Don't sleep!"
The self in the dream was actually talking to me and shaking my hand, what kind of evil is this.
Chen Xin unceremoniously punched the self in front of him, and that self covered his face with a weak look.
Serve it right, Chen Xin thought.
Even in the dream, Chen Xin wanted to find his little boy, to see if Qilig in the dream was obedient.However, this time he looked around, and his keen observation ability made him realize that something was wrong...
Qilig and Chen Xin were sitting on the sofa, Qilig was smiling with Chen Xin's face, and Chen Xin was expressionless with Qilig's face.
Zilig said: "I found that from the perspective of others, I am really handsome."
"Yes."
"Don't you realize that you're also handsome?"
"Mr. Qi, even if I don't need someone else's perspective, I still know what I look like."
Chen Xin didn't look very happy, at least it was completely different from Qilig's look of being full of interest.
"Pangxin, don't be nervous! It's fun!"
Seeing Qilig's brisk tone, Chen Xin couldn't help but said: "Mr. Qi, aren't you worried about how you will control the mecha when you go to work tomorrow? At least I am very worried about how I will face your customers."
Hearing this, Qilig's face sank.
That's a real problem.
Qilig's own work is not important, anyway, Tony can do what he can do, but Chen Xin's work is nothing without Chen Xin's ability.
Zirig was not happy at all.
Chen Xin looked at Qilig beside him with a dejected expression on his face, thinking that he seemed to have broken Qilig's dream too soon, and was about to hug him and comfort him, but then thought that it was his own body now, somehow I felt a little irritated, so I reached out and stroked his head.
Both masters woke up, and it was the spirit beast's turn.
The two heard a commotion coming from the den of Fatty and Prometheus.
When I saw it, I saw the big bird fluttering its wings and screaming, and the fat man beside him was trying to smooth the big bird's feathers with his furry bear paws.
"They also exchanged." Qilig didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
When Fatty woke up, he realized that he had grown bigger!so big!It has never bumped its head in the small house that Fat Xin built for it and Big Bird, but it bumped its head when it woke up today.
When it touched its head, it wanted to pet the big bird.
But before it found the big bird, it found that its furry bear paws had turned into wings, just like the big bird's.
How could this be?
fat!
Pang Pang felt the big bird calling him, but he couldn't find the big bird after looking around. Looking again, he found that there was a little panda under his buttocks.
Moving the buttocks away, I found that the red panda is so small and soft.
Where did the little panda come from!Is it Big Bird's affair?Like the owner, he is so fat and nervous!
Prometheus was very calm. When he woke up just now, he realized something was wrong. He turned into Fatty, and Fatty turned into it.
What to do now?Prometheus thought for three seconds, then got up, and patted Pangpang, which was several times its size, with his short panda hands.Pangpang is restless now, it wants to coax Pangpang well.
No matter how you become, comforting fat is the most important thing in the world.
☆、External episode soul exchange ([-])
The two were depressed together for a while, and finally made a decision...
Let's have breakfast first.
Qilig hummed a song and went to the kitchen, while Chen Xin went into the bedroom to make the bed. As for the two spirit beasts, they seemed to have fully accepted this setting, and they were sitting in the den, gesticulating and playing with something.
"Ow!"
Qilig was still not used to Chen Xin's height, he shook his head while cutting vegetables, and hit the cabinet above his head in a short while, screaming in pain, wanting to ask Chen Xin to rub him.
However, before he even got into the bedroom, he saw Chen Xin looking in the mirror.
Chen Xin no longer has the five senses of a sentinel, and he doesn't even know that Qilig is here.Qilig stood by the door and watched Chen Xin take off his pajamas, and then looked at the full-length mirror in the closet.
Chen Xin, or Qilig's body showed a satisfied expression. Although Qilig couldn't see Chen Xin's expression from that angle, he could deduce that he was actually a little happy by looking at Chen Xin's body movements.
Chen Xin looked at his upper body, then opened his pajama pants and looked inside.
Qilig stood at the back holding back a smile, thinking Mr. Chen, you really like to pretend, you just poured cold water on me, but now you look at it first.
Just as Chen Xin reached down to touch it, Qilig called him: "Hey, Fat Xin!"
Chen Xin trembled, pulled up his pants in an instant, and turned around expressionlessly.
"What are you doing?"
"Check the seams under the pajama bottoms for alignment."
By using my face, you really learned my serious nonsense skills by the way!Qilig laughed at Chen Xin in his heart, and said, "That's it, then I'll check it out too."
Qilig lowered his head and pulled his pants, opened his eyes wide and looked at Chen Xin's *, which was almost hard... Seeing Chen Xin's body being hardened by Chen Xin's body, Qilig felt that something was weird, but A little exciting...
"Zilig! Don't use my face to laugh like that!"
Chen Xin presupposed in his heart that he should roar violently, which scared Qilig to his knees and begged for mercy, but when he said it, he found that Qilig's throat didn't open much, and he couldn't roar. The momentum he originally imagined changed like a rainbow. It had no effect at all, and Qilig still looked at his body obscenely.
Seeing his obscene expression on his face, Chen Xin couldn't help but reflect on whether he usually used this face to look at Qi Lige in bed... Thinking about it made him despise himself a bit.
Qilig went back to the kitchen to cook, while Chen Xin stood by and watched him.
Seeing that Chen Xin didn't speak, Qilig acted like a baby habitually, twisted his body and said, "Aren't you coming to hug me?"
Chen Xin just looked at his own body... He felt as if he was about to go blind, so he covered his face without saying a word and retreated to the living room, leaving Qilig still in the posture of tilting his buttocks and looking lonely.
What Qilig cooked was porridge today, and normally Chen Xin should serve such hot food.But now Chen Xin didn't want to care about his own life at all, so he asked Qilig to bring the things over by himself.
Qilig felt very lonely in his heart, and Chen Xin felt his stomach was very uncomfortable, the two of them looked at each other speechlessly.
"Fat Xin, even if you have the tendency to self-harm, the soul is still me now! Do you only love my *!" Qilig asked Chen Xin sadly.
Chen Xin was a little ashamed of being asked such a question, thinking that he really shouldn't, at this time he should take care of Qilig like Prometheus comforting Pangpang, and he is still thinking about messy little things!
However, as soon as he raised his head, he saw that his face was full of mourning, as much as he said that was against harmony, he originally wanted to touch Qilig's head, but the hand he stretched out changed the direction to touch touched the sofa...
"Little boy, of course I don't only love your *, but the premise is that your * doesn't have my face..."
"Do you hate your face?"
"I only like your face. Everyone else's faces are crooked, including mine."
Qilig really felt that it was not easy for Chen Xin to live to this age, and he was not satisfied with being so handsome.
After the two get back together, he must kiss Chen Xin twice a day and praise Chen Xin for being so handsome.
The two drank porridge in silence, and Qilig pickled some pickles, which were delicious and they both liked it.Qilig mixed the pickles into the porridge and drank it directly with a snort.
After he took two sips, he heard Chen Xin shout again in his own voice: "Chew thirty times!"
No matter how much I yelled with my own voice, it wouldn't scare people. Qilig didn't choke this time, and he was able to yell back immediately: "You don't care about me!"
When he roared, Chen Xin choked.He didn't expect the volume to be so loud, and he was taken aback.
Chen Xin coughed until tears streamed down his face, and began to self-examine while coughing, telling himself to speak softly in the future, otherwise Qilig would give him a heart attack sooner or later.
The two finished their breakfast without saying anything, and spent the most silent meal since their union.
After dinner, Chen Xin went to wash the dishes. If this was at Qilig's house, he would have thrown all the dishes into the dishwasher, but now at his own house, he can only wash them by himself.This time he washed very slowly, afraid that someone would accidentally drop the bowl and hurt Qilig's body.
He went back to the living room after washing the dishes, and saw Qilig huddled on the sofa with one foot and the coffee table with the other, playing with the game console.Although Chen Xin also likes to nest on the sofa, it is impossible for him to sit in that position. If he wants to sit in that position, he might as well cut off his own feet.
Chen Xin took a deep breath and let himself relax.
"Little boy, if we don't get it back tomorrow, do you know what to do?"
"Hmm..." Qilig scratched his head and replied casually, "You called and pretended to be a parent, saying that I had a stomachache, and then asked the military for leave?"
"Sorry, you're still a primary school student, but I'm not anymore."
"So... skipping work?"
"You opened Asper, but I didn't open the military department. If I opened the military department, the universe would have been unified long ago."
"It's so troublesome. It seems that I still have to go to work instead of you."
"Yes." Chen Xin stepped forward, took Qilig's game console away, and continued: "From now on, you have to learn to pretend to be me."
"must?"
"Yes, because tomorrow I have to demonstrate mecha control to my subordinates, and you look like a counterfeit."
Zelig was depressed, thinking that tomorrow must be very tragic.Thinking about it, he remembered something, and suddenly gloated.
"Fat Xin, let me tell you, you have to pretend to be me too."
Chen Xin froze.
"A group of regular customers will make an appointment tomorrow! You will meet customers instead of me!"
Seeing Chen Xin's look of lovelessness, Qilig laughed happily, and habitually reached out to hug Chen Xin, and then was kicked aside by Chen Xin viciously.
"What the hell, go away!"
58|Soul Exchange ([-])
"If you want to pretend to be me, you must first change your walking posture." Chen Xin said.
"I think I walk really well!" Qilig stood up, intending to take two steps to blind Chen Xin's eyes, to see if Chen Xin dared to despise him.
He proudly stepped forward—
"Stand on the left foot first, silly you!" Chen Xin roared from behind.
Qilig quickly retracted his right foot, was busy stepping on his left foot, and finally fell on the flat ground.
"Does it hurt from the fall?"
"pain."
"Then get up."
Chen Xin sat on the sofa expressionlessly and saw Qilig lying on the ground, showing no sign of going to help him.
Qilig lay on the ground wanting to cry, thinking how self-abuse Chen Xin was!My own body fell and I didn't even want to look at it.
"Sentry! Get up!"
Qilig got up aggrieved, and innocently looked at Chen Xin, who had his face pressed against him, with a cold expression on his face.However, now that Chen Xin has turned into an instructor mode, he has no intention of softening his heart at all.
"Stand up straight!" Chen Xin walked up to Qilig to pick and choose, "Do you understand 180 degrees? Do you know what degree you are now?"
"I'm not a protractor..."
"You are not me!" Chen Xin thumped Qilig's waist and shouted, "Stand up straight!"
Five minutes later, Qilig was finally able to reach the straightness required by Chen Xin and could start walking.
"Left foot first."
Qilig stepped out with his left foot stiffly, waiting for Chen Xin to give instructions.
"Stand on the right foot! Stupid! Do you think your feet like to move by themselves as much as you do!"
In fact, Qilig misses the days of being yelled at by Chen Xin, which is quite nostalgic, but now he listens to it and feels that something is wrong. Chen Xin used to be much more pure, but now he is a bit lewd.
Qilig stepped out with his right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot... He knew that he must be stupid now, but he turned his head to see Chen Xin's expression, and Chen Xin looked satisfied.
... Well, Fat Xin in his family is actually very stupid, but he doesn't know it at all.As Fat Xin's lover, of course he must tolerate and please Fat Xin unconditionally, no matter how stupid he is.
So Qilig walked along the line on the floor for another 3 minutes in a robot-like posture, and when Chen Xin was satisfied, he collapsed back on the sofa.
Qilig originally wanted to let Chen Xin learn his walking posture, but considering that he spent most of his time in the company on the sofa and hiding in the cultivation room, and barely walked, it seemed that there was no need to bother Chen Xin.But even so...
"Pang Xin, your expression is too murderous, it will scare away customers."
"I think I look good."
Regarding appearance, Chen Xin only likes Qilig's face, and he is not even satisfied with his own. It has never happened before to carefully observe his own expression in the mirror, so he naturally does not know how noble and glamorous his expression is usually.
"You have to smile." Qilig poked Chen Xin's face with his finger, and said, "You usually look good when you smile at me, and you should smile like that to others."
Chen Xindao: "When you smile at me, you look better than when you smile at other people. Why should you ask me?"
What Chen Xin said made sense, Qilig was a little shy, thinking that Chen Xin already knew.
Afterwards, Qilig spent 5 minutes adjusting Chen Xin's expression, but in the end he could at best adjust "cold" to "cold", and the more friendly expression disappeared, so he had to give up.
The two chatted for a while, and Chen Xin had gradually accepted the fact that Qilig was holding his face, but he was still a little shy about being too intimate, and didn't want to take the initiative to hug Qilig.
Qilig's body was not in good health. After chatting with Qilig for a while, Chen Xin became sleepy and couldn't open his eyes. Even listening to Qilig's voice felt illusory.He finally understood why Qilig often said nothing when he was talking. It turned out to be this feeling.
While trying to wake himself up, he secretly decided to love Qilig more in the future. Whenever his little boy was sleepy, he would cover him with a quilt and give him a panda pillow, and if necessary, he would kiss him to sleep.
As he was thinking, Zilig took out the blanket under the sofa and pressed him on the sofa.
"Sleep well."
Chen Xin blinked, trying hard to stare at Qilig who was approaching him.However, in the next second, Qilig stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, and said softly, "Don't think about anything... just feel me... just feel me."
Although Qilig was not a guide at this time, Chen Xin still felt a force.He calmed down and quietly felt the kiss on his lips from Qilig.
Qilig's movements have always been gentle, even if he changed his body, he didn't lose the slightest bit, and the lingering movements aroused Chen Xin's desire in no time.
"Pang Xin is easy to get hard no matter what time, very perverted."
"You are the same color." Chen Xin pushed Qilig's lower body with his knee.
Qilig covered Chen Xin's eyes and bit Chen Xin's neck lightly.He gnawed on it, and seemed to understand Chen Xin's feeling of shock, but at the same time he also felt a strange excitement.He knew that it would be dangerous for him to continue like this, so he restrained himself a little.
Chen Xin noticed his movements and asked, "Little boy, do you want to fuck me?"
"Are you willing?"
Chen Xin hugged him and said, "You can do whatever you want to me."
Qilig smiled: "Even now?"
Chen Xin paused for a second, then said, "You know I won't reject you."
Seeing him like that, Qilig couldn't help laughing, and said, "Don't worry, I..." Then he whispered in his ear, and said something extremely dissolute, which made him blush.
"Understood? It'll be fun when you get back." Qilig patted Chen Xin's head, then kissed him again: "You're sleepy, go to sleep."
Chen Xin was already so sleepy that he was about to close his eyes, and he felt even more tired after being teased by Qilig. After Qilig coaxed him a few times, he fell asleep on the sofa.
Qilig sat on the ground and watched him sleep, and finally understood why he often woke up, and saw Chen Xin sitting aside and watching him, so he felt so happy watching his partner sleep peacefully.
Near noon, Chen Xin woke up, and saw Qilig putting the dishes on the table as soon as he woke up.
"Have you slept enough?"
"Hmm..." Chen Xin lazily rubbed the pillow on the sofa.After rubbing one pillow, he felt that it was unfair to the other pillows, so he rubbed every pillow before getting up contentedly.
While eating, they watched the spirit beasts play.
Pangpang changed Prometheus's body and wanted to play with Feifei, but Prometheus was trying to teach him.
Prometheus waved his now fat hand, kicked his feet again, wanting Fatty to imitate it.Fatty stood on a cabinet, thought hard, and then tried again...
Sure enough, as a panda who once defeated a major general of the empire, it succeeded once and flew up in the room.
"It's rare to be fat and smart." Qilig said.
Chen Xin loved Pangpang the most, and defended Pangpang: "Pangpang has always..."
Before he finished speaking, Fatty hit the wall and fell down with a slap.Prometheus has been running behind it, and instinctively wanted to catch it when it fell, but ended up being crushed by Fatty, like a ball of flattened dough.
"No matter what body Pang Pang changes to, he is stupid and fat. No matter what body he changes to, Prometheus is a smart, wise and gentle bird. You see."
Prometheus, who was crushed flat, got up, shook his fur to restore fluff, and then hurriedly touched the startled Pang Pang, telling Pang Pang not to maintain his body, or he would hit the wall.
Fatty nodded, hugged his little friend with his wings, and then climbed up the cabinet again.
Ten minutes later, Pangpang flew all over the room with the big bird in his arms.
At such a warm moment, Qilig was very moved. With his lover by his side and little pets playing, life should be like this.
He turned his head to look at Chen Xin, wanting to see if Chen Xin was as moved as he was, but he saw Chen Xin frowning and put down the bowl, and went to rummage in the cabinet beside him.
"what happened?"
Chen Xin took out a few light pens, arranged them in various places in the room, and opened them.
Immediately, the room was filled with several red light beams, and the light beams intertwined in the air, just like—
Same as the lines on the floor.
With his dozing fat chin on his chin, Zelig lay lazily on the sofa, looking at Tony who was working hard.
"Mr. Tony, you..."
"what happened?"
"Here." Qilig pointed to his neck.
Tony raised his hand reflexively to cover his neck, but then he remembered that he had only checked this morning, and there was no hickey on his neck.
When he raised his head, he saw Qilig squinting his eyes, with a proud expression on his face that caught his braid, saying that he was as cheap as he could be.
"If you have nothing to do, please clean the cultivation room. The company does not give you a salary to let you lie on the sofa every day. Do you think you are a mascot? Sorry, no one needs to be as lazy and lazy as you Dirty mascot."
Qilig didn't care about him, and smiled with a doge expression: "Mr. Tony, you are blushing."
"I'm angry with you."
"Obviously thinking about something lewd, naughty..." Qilig couldn't help laughing when he said this.He turned around and hugged Pangpang, a pair of long legs swayed and swayed.
"That's great... Now that you've settled down, you feel like you've accomplished a lot." Qilig raised Fatty and shook it.Fatty opened his eyes in a daze, and twisted twice.
"Fatty, I'm so happy, Tony and I have companions. You have one too, and so does the kitten. Everyone has companionship."
Tony sat there listening to him talking to himself without saying a word, and couldn't help but smile.
Time flies, and two months have passed since Qilig met Chen Xin for the first time.
"Mr. Qi, act quickly!"
Standing in front of the porch, Chen Xin watched Qilig buttoning his buttons slowly, and urged him several times.
"Get to the hospital at 10:30, but we won't be there until 32:[-] according to your speed."
"If you want to stand there urging me, why don't you help me find my socks..." Qilig looked for my socks while buttoning up his buttons, "Fat Xin, did you see my socks? The one who was here just now... "
Chen Xin couldn't stand his stupid look, walked over to pull out the socks from under his buttocks, knelt down and put them on for him.After putting on the socks, Chen Xin pushed his hands away again, and buttoned the messy buttons again.
Seeing Chen Xin's look of wanting to be angry and hurting him, Qilig really liked him so much, he couldn't help but kissed Chen Xin, then lay on Chen Xin's back and let Chen Xin carry him away.
Today is the day when Zilig removes the metal protective sleeve from the fractured leg, and he made an appointment to go to the hospital in the morning.
The two of them fooled around until midnight last night, and Qilig was so tired that he couldn't wake him up in the morning. Although Chen Xin was eager to wake him up, seeing how he was sleeping soundly, he couldn't bear it.
Finally, when it was too late, Chen Xin couldn't help but tickled him awake.
The time was delayed by Qilig, and Chen Xin was a little frustrated when he arrived at the hospital 30 seconds late.But today is a holiday, and there are a lot of people registering in the hospital, so it doesn't matter if they are 30 seconds late.
"What's so frustrating? There are so many people."
"You don't understand." Chen Xin took Razirig's hand.
"Too."
Although Qi Li and Chen Xin are perfectly compatible partners, they sometimes don't understand each other's logic.He nodded, leaned into Chen Xin's ear and said, "But I know one thing, that is, if I kiss you, you won't be depressed. Right?"
Chen Xin nodded in frustration.
Zelig kissed him on the cheek and poked him in the cheek again.He wanted to be depressed again, but he couldn't help laughing.
"Still depressed?"
"What do you say?"
The two sat in the waiting area and chatted casually. After a while, it was Qilig's turn.Qilig wanted to stand up, but Chen Xin held down his shoulders and prevented him from standing up.
"What's the matter... Hey!"
Chen Xin picked him up in full view. He felt ashamed, but wanted to laugh, so he couldn't help laughing while covering his face and asked Chen Xin to carry him into the consultation room.
"The friend Mr. Qi mentioned last time is this gentleman, right?"
The doctor was the same as the doctor from Qilig's follow-up visit last time. He couldn't help asking when he saw the scene of the two coming in just now.
Qilig remembered the last time the doctor asked about the ring, he sat on a chair and asked Chen Xin to roll his trousers, blushing, and nodded shyly and triumphantly.
The doctor removed the metal sheath from Qilig's leg. At this time, Qilig's leg was no different from that of two months ago. Although it was still sickly and pale, it was at least intact.
"The past two months have been taken care of well, and the recovery is very good."
"Then you can walk straight?" Chen Xin asked.
"No problem, you can walk however you want."
Chen Xin pushed Qi Lige: "Did you hear that, walk straighter in the future, your feet are not damaged."
"I know, if you can't walk straight, you will cripple me."
The doctor who was packing up at the side was still lamenting how good the relationship between the couple was, but after hearing it, he felt that something was wrong...
After the restraints on Chilig's feet were removed, he had another examination and left the hospital at about 11:30.He has not walked on his own feet for two months, relying entirely on his mental power to control the mecha.At this time, I can walk around with my own feet again, and I am so happy to go around Chen Xin in various ways.
"Fat Xin! Look at me! I'm moving coquettishly!" Qilig laughed and snaked around, once in front of Chen Xin, sometimes behind Chen Xin, and secretly photographed Chen Xin's butt.
Chen Xin couldn't bear it anymore, grabbed his salty pig's hand, and shouted: "I'm already flirty enough at home, but if I'm flirty outside, do you think I haven't done enough?"
So under the ambiguous eyes of passers-by, Qilig asked Chen Xin to lead him, and obediently walked beside Chen Xin with his blushing face and lowered head.
"Will you be good in the future?"
"good……"
"Are you still twitching when you walk?"
"No twist..."
"Do you want to eat the cone?"
"Eat!" Qilig raised his head instantly.
Chen Xin bought Qilig a chocolate cone in the park near the hospital, and paid a little more money, asking the boss to come for him in person. He carefully made a cone with a perfect spiral ice cream, and the ice cream The layers are increased in precise proportions, and the stacks are very straight, which is not at the same level as the crooked cones sold by the boss.
"Eat seriously, lick layer by layer." Chen Xin was a little proud, and handed the cone to Qilig who was waiting on a bench in the park.
Qilig took the perfect cone in a daze, looked left and right, and finally took a big bite off the perfect spiral tip on the top, and ate his mouth full of chocolate ice cream.
"You..." Chen Xin really wanted to hit him when he saw it, but he couldn't. In the end, he snatched his cone through gritted teeth, and bit off a bite too.
A cone was not too big, and the two took a big bite each, and after Qilig licked it a few more times, only half of the biscuit was left.
With a biscuit in his mouth, Qilig poked Chen Xin's face with the pointed tail of the remaining biscuit.Seeing his dull and fussy look, Chen Xin really liked him, supported his head, opened his mouth to bite the pointed tail of the biscuit, and kissed him.
After 1 minute, the two separated with blushing faces.
"Fat new."
"What's wrong?" Chen Xin wiped Qilig's face with a handkerchief.
Qilig rubbed the handkerchief with his face and said, "This ring should be returned to you..."
He was talking about the wearable mecha that Chen Xin gave him after his foot injury, and he always wore it on his hand.Now that his foot had healed, even if he wanted to stay, this military weapon would naturally have to be returned to Chen Xin.
Chen Xin put the handkerchief back into his pocket with his right hand, and stretched out his left hand to take it.
Zelig took the ring in his left hand and put his right hand in his pocket.
"Little boy..."
"Fat Xin..."
The second Qilig handed over the mecha ring to Chen Xin, both of them took out their right hands from their pockets at the same time, and they both had a ring on their hands at the same time.
"..."
It doesn't matter if both of them are holding a ring at the same time, the important point is that the two rings are still of the same style.
"Mr. Chen, what are you planning to do?"
"I just want to ask you, Mr. Qi, what are you trying to do with the ring?"
"Of course I propose to you!"
"What a coincidence, me too."
After the two finished talking, they didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and sat quietly on the bench.
They sat for a while without speaking, and then laughed together again.
Zelig asked: "When did you buy it, I don't even know!"
"How did you know that? It was bought the week after the union."
"What a coincidence, me too!"
After speaking, the two laughed together again.
"So we now have four identical rings?"
Chen Xin nodded.
Qilig took the ring from Chen Xin's hand, looked at it, thought about it, and then smiled again.He said: "That's great, you like symmetry, we each wear two, one in each hand! That's great!"
Chen Xin hadn't thought of this yet. Hearing what Qilig said, he immediately felt that this coincidence was too perfect.
"Then let's do it again, this time I will say first, you are not allowed to compete with me..."
"I'll say it first!"
"Pang Xin loves me the most! Let me talk about my fat new first! If you don't let me talk about it first, you are someone else's fat new!"
The loved ones have said so, even if Chen Xin is a little bit unwilling, he still admits it.
Qilig cleared his throat, held back his smile, and looked serious.
The light at noon this day was just right, bright but not glaring.
The light illuminated Qilig, and even his black hair reflected a faint light. In Chen Xin's eyes, he was more handsome than ever at this moment.
He took Chen Xin's hand, lowered his head and kissed it reverently, then raised his head slightly, looking at Chen Xin from bottom to top.
"Dear Mr. Chen, I wonder if you are willing to be the person Qilig loves the most in this life?"
"It has already been, my dear Mr. Qi."
The age is just right, and it is suitable for the beginning of a lifetime together.
☆, extra soul exchange
After Qilig and Chen Xin exchanged rings, the two continued to live a shameless life, getting tired of being together every day.Sometimes Qilig even had the illusion that the two of them seemed to be merging into one person, or that he was Chen Xin and Chen Xin was him.
Chen Xin's opinion of Qilig's thinking is that they are indeed fused into one person, and he likes to be inserted into Qilig's body very much.
This day happens to be Sunday.
The two didn't do any strenuous exercise last night, but played games together until midnight.
Chen Xin's sleep schedule has been completely disrupted by Qilig. He used to go to bed at twelve o'clock every day, but now he often hangs out with Qilig at two or three o'clock in the middle of the night, playing sports, playing games and reading novels. time.
It's not because of Qilig's spirit that they can fool around like this, it's just that Qilig's lethargy is more concentrated on working hours, and he concentrates all his energy on off-duty hours to fool around with Chen Xin.
It was the same in the morning, relying on Chen Xin not daring to bully him, he slept seven nights and eight nights, and even Chen Xin was almost late a few times.
This morning, Chirig woke up.
When he woke up, he found that his spirit was unusually good. His whole body was full of energy, as if he had slept for a long, long time.He thought to himself, should I sleep until the afternoon again?
He turned his head and looked at the clock next to the bed, it was six o'clock.
Six p.m?
No, it's six o'clock in the morning.
Occasionally, he would get up early to cook. Seeing that it was still early, he decided to take a rest and get up later to make breakfast for Chen Xin, some of Chen Xin's favorite food.
While thinking, he burrowed into Chen Xin's arms, and at the same time reached out his hand to feel under Chen Xin's pajamas.
It's great to be able to eat Chen Xin tofu early in the morning, but... Chen Xin's skin seems to feel different to the touch.
Touch down again... wait!It seems to get a little smaller there!
Chen Xin's place became smaller, which was a big blow to Qi Lige!
The iron pestle has been ground into embroidery needles!Hold!it's all my fault!
Qilig sat up abruptly, nervously trying to pull off Chen Xin's pants to check.
But with him, he saw—
The person lying beside him was not Chen Xin.
is himself.
I lay there with a pale face and disheveled hair, my eyes were tightly closed, I didn't know if I was dead or alive.
He was stunned when he saw his first reaction.
This was not because of surprise, but because of sadness.
He thought to himself, am I dead?I'm going to die now, what should I do if my Fat Xin is alone, who will take care of him... He and Fat Xin promised to be together for a long time, how could they leave now, what should Fat Xin do... …
The more he thought about it, the more he felt uncomfortable, it was so uncomfortable that he was about to die again.
"Well……"
Zelig was still sad, but the self in front of him suddenly moved and babbled in his sleep.
still alive?
That self turned over again, and it seemed that he was really alive.
So what is my situation now?Out of body?
Qilig looked at his hand suspiciously, and he was stunned when he saw it.
This pair of hands with slender fingers and a little calluses is not Chen Xin's hands that often make him want to!
He looked down and opened his pajama pants again.
Sure enough, it was still Chen Xin's length, width and height.
Qilig covered his face, and after reading novels for many years, he had already guessed what was going on.
He and Chen Xin switched bodies.
But calm down and think about it, he will definitely change back after a while, novels are written like this, now he just needs to enjoy the tricks that he can't usually play, and wait until the time is up when he has played enough.
"Fat Xin, Fat Xin wake up!"
Qilig shook Chen Xin who was currently residing in his body.
He was not as gentle as Chen Xin, after shaking it a few times, Chen Xin blinked in a daze.
"Little boy..."
"Fat Xin! Wake up!"
Chen Xin tried hard to open his eyes, but found that as soon as he opened them, his eyes closed again immediately, and he was so sleepy that he couldn't open them.
What's going on, why are you so tired?Chen Xin, who had never been like this before, was at a loss...
"Chen Xin! The two of us have switched bodies! Get up and watch!"
"what……"
Chen Xin tried to sit up, but he was so sleepy that he immediately fell back on the bed. After repeating this several times, he finally managed to sit up and opened his eyes.
When he looked at it, he saw himself sitting in front of him with an excited expression on his face.
He thought to himself, I am really still dreaming...
"Fat Xin! Don't sleep!"
The self in the dream was actually talking to me and shaking my hand, what kind of evil is this.
Chen Xin unceremoniously punched the self in front of him, and that self covered his face with a weak look.
Serve it right, Chen Xin thought.
Even in the dream, Chen Xin wanted to find his little boy, to see if Qilig in the dream was obedient.However, this time he looked around, and his keen observation ability made him realize that something was wrong...
Qilig and Chen Xin were sitting on the sofa, Qilig was smiling with Chen Xin's face, and Chen Xin was expressionless with Qilig's face.
Zilig said: "I found that from the perspective of others, I am really handsome."
"Yes."
"Don't you realize that you're also handsome?"
"Mr. Qi, even if I don't need someone else's perspective, I still know what I look like."
Chen Xin didn't look very happy, at least it was completely different from Qilig's look of being full of interest.
"Pangxin, don't be nervous! It's fun!"
Seeing Qilig's brisk tone, Chen Xin couldn't help but said: "Mr. Qi, aren't you worried about how you will control the mecha when you go to work tomorrow? At least I am very worried about how I will face your customers."
Hearing this, Qilig's face sank.
That's a real problem.
Qilig's own work is not important, anyway, Tony can do what he can do, but Chen Xin's work is nothing without Chen Xin's ability.
Zirig was not happy at all.
Chen Xin looked at Qilig beside him with a dejected expression on his face, thinking that he seemed to have broken Qilig's dream too soon, and was about to hug him and comfort him, but then thought that it was his own body now, somehow I felt a little irritated, so I reached out and stroked his head.
Both masters woke up, and it was the spirit beast's turn.
The two heard a commotion coming from the den of Fatty and Prometheus.
When I saw it, I saw the big bird fluttering its wings and screaming, and the fat man beside him was trying to smooth the big bird's feathers with his furry bear paws.
"They also exchanged." Qilig didn't know whether to be happy or sad.
When Fatty woke up, he realized that he had grown bigger!so big!It has never bumped its head in the small house that Fat Xin built for it and Big Bird, but it bumped its head when it woke up today.
When it touched its head, it wanted to pet the big bird.
But before it found the big bird, it found that its furry bear paws had turned into wings, just like the big bird's.
How could this be?
fat!
Pang Pang felt the big bird calling him, but he couldn't find the big bird after looking around. Looking again, he found that there was a little panda under his buttocks.
Moving the buttocks away, I found that the red panda is so small and soft.
Where did the little panda come from!Is it Big Bird's affair?Like the owner, he is so fat and nervous!
Prometheus was very calm. When he woke up just now, he realized something was wrong. He turned into Fatty, and Fatty turned into it.
What to do now?Prometheus thought for three seconds, then got up, and patted Pangpang, which was several times its size, with his short panda hands.Pangpang is restless now, it wants to coax Pangpang well.
No matter how you become, comforting fat is the most important thing in the world.
☆、External episode soul exchange ([-])
The two were depressed together for a while, and finally made a decision...
Let's have breakfast first.
Qilig hummed a song and went to the kitchen, while Chen Xin went into the bedroom to make the bed. As for the two spirit beasts, they seemed to have fully accepted this setting, and they were sitting in the den, gesticulating and playing with something.
"Ow!"
Qilig was still not used to Chen Xin's height, he shook his head while cutting vegetables, and hit the cabinet above his head in a short while, screaming in pain, wanting to ask Chen Xin to rub him.
However, before he even got into the bedroom, he saw Chen Xin looking in the mirror.
Chen Xin no longer has the five senses of a sentinel, and he doesn't even know that Qilig is here.Qilig stood by the door and watched Chen Xin take off his pajamas, and then looked at the full-length mirror in the closet.
Chen Xin, or Qilig's body showed a satisfied expression. Although Qilig couldn't see Chen Xin's expression from that angle, he could deduce that he was actually a little happy by looking at Chen Xin's body movements.
Chen Xin looked at his upper body, then opened his pajama pants and looked inside.
Qilig stood at the back holding back a smile, thinking Mr. Chen, you really like to pretend, you just poured cold water on me, but now you look at it first.
Just as Chen Xin reached down to touch it, Qilig called him: "Hey, Fat Xin!"
Chen Xin trembled, pulled up his pants in an instant, and turned around expressionlessly.
"What are you doing?"
"Check the seams under the pajama bottoms for alignment."
By using my face, you really learned my serious nonsense skills by the way!Qilig laughed at Chen Xin in his heart, and said, "That's it, then I'll check it out too."
Qilig lowered his head and pulled his pants, opened his eyes wide and looked at Chen Xin's *, which was almost hard... Seeing Chen Xin's body being hardened by Chen Xin's body, Qilig felt that something was weird, but A little exciting...
"Zilig! Don't use my face to laugh like that!"
Chen Xin presupposed in his heart that he should roar violently, which scared Qilig to his knees and begged for mercy, but when he said it, he found that Qilig's throat didn't open much, and he couldn't roar. The momentum he originally imagined changed like a rainbow. It had no effect at all, and Qilig still looked at his body obscenely.
Seeing his obscene expression on his face, Chen Xin couldn't help but reflect on whether he usually used this face to look at Qi Lige in bed... Thinking about it made him despise himself a bit.
Qilig went back to the kitchen to cook, while Chen Xin stood by and watched him.
Seeing that Chen Xin didn't speak, Qilig acted like a baby habitually, twisted his body and said, "Aren't you coming to hug me?"
Chen Xin just looked at his own body... He felt as if he was about to go blind, so he covered his face without saying a word and retreated to the living room, leaving Qilig still in the posture of tilting his buttocks and looking lonely.
What Qilig cooked was porridge today, and normally Chen Xin should serve such hot food.But now Chen Xin didn't want to care about his own life at all, so he asked Qilig to bring the things over by himself.
Qilig felt very lonely in his heart, and Chen Xin felt his stomach was very uncomfortable, the two of them looked at each other speechlessly.
"Fat Xin, even if you have the tendency to self-harm, the soul is still me now! Do you only love my *!" Qilig asked Chen Xin sadly.
Chen Xin was a little ashamed of being asked such a question, thinking that he really shouldn't, at this time he should take care of Qilig like Prometheus comforting Pangpang, and he is still thinking about messy little things!
However, as soon as he raised his head, he saw that his face was full of mourning, as much as he said that was against harmony, he originally wanted to touch Qilig's head, but the hand he stretched out changed the direction to touch touched the sofa...
"Little boy, of course I don't only love your *, but the premise is that your * doesn't have my face..."
"Do you hate your face?"
"I only like your face. Everyone else's faces are crooked, including mine."
Qilig really felt that it was not easy for Chen Xin to live to this age, and he was not satisfied with being so handsome.
After the two get back together, he must kiss Chen Xin twice a day and praise Chen Xin for being so handsome.
The two drank porridge in silence, and Qilig pickled some pickles, which were delicious and they both liked it.Qilig mixed the pickles into the porridge and drank it directly with a snort.
After he took two sips, he heard Chen Xin shout again in his own voice: "Chew thirty times!"
No matter how much I yelled with my own voice, it wouldn't scare people. Qilig didn't choke this time, and he was able to yell back immediately: "You don't care about me!"
When he roared, Chen Xin choked.He didn't expect the volume to be so loud, and he was taken aback.
Chen Xin coughed until tears streamed down his face, and began to self-examine while coughing, telling himself to speak softly in the future, otherwise Qilig would give him a heart attack sooner or later.
The two finished their breakfast without saying anything, and spent the most silent meal since their union.
After dinner, Chen Xin went to wash the dishes. If this was at Qilig's house, he would have thrown all the dishes into the dishwasher, but now at his own house, he can only wash them by himself.This time he washed very slowly, afraid that someone would accidentally drop the bowl and hurt Qilig's body.
He went back to the living room after washing the dishes, and saw Qilig huddled on the sofa with one foot and the coffee table with the other, playing with the game console.Although Chen Xin also likes to nest on the sofa, it is impossible for him to sit in that position. If he wants to sit in that position, he might as well cut off his own feet.
Chen Xin took a deep breath and let himself relax.
"Little boy, if we don't get it back tomorrow, do you know what to do?"
"Hmm..." Qilig scratched his head and replied casually, "You called and pretended to be a parent, saying that I had a stomachache, and then asked the military for leave?"
"Sorry, you're still a primary school student, but I'm not anymore."
"So... skipping work?"
"You opened Asper, but I didn't open the military department. If I opened the military department, the universe would have been unified long ago."
"It's so troublesome. It seems that I still have to go to work instead of you."
"Yes." Chen Xin stepped forward, took Qilig's game console away, and continued: "From now on, you have to learn to pretend to be me."
"must?"
"Yes, because tomorrow I have to demonstrate mecha control to my subordinates, and you look like a counterfeit."
Zelig was depressed, thinking that tomorrow must be very tragic.Thinking about it, he remembered something, and suddenly gloated.
"Fat Xin, let me tell you, you have to pretend to be me too."
Chen Xin froze.
"A group of regular customers will make an appointment tomorrow! You will meet customers instead of me!"
Seeing Chen Xin's look of lovelessness, Qilig laughed happily, and habitually reached out to hug Chen Xin, and then was kicked aside by Chen Xin viciously.
"What the hell, go away!"
58|Soul Exchange ([-])
"If you want to pretend to be me, you must first change your walking posture." Chen Xin said.
"I think I walk really well!" Qilig stood up, intending to take two steps to blind Chen Xin's eyes, to see if Chen Xin dared to despise him.
He proudly stepped forward—
"Stand on the left foot first, silly you!" Chen Xin roared from behind.
Qilig quickly retracted his right foot, was busy stepping on his left foot, and finally fell on the flat ground.
"Does it hurt from the fall?"
"pain."
"Then get up."
Chen Xin sat on the sofa expressionlessly and saw Qilig lying on the ground, showing no sign of going to help him.
Qilig lay on the ground wanting to cry, thinking how self-abuse Chen Xin was!My own body fell and I didn't even want to look at it.
"Sentry! Get up!"
Qilig got up aggrieved, and innocently looked at Chen Xin, who had his face pressed against him, with a cold expression on his face.However, now that Chen Xin has turned into an instructor mode, he has no intention of softening his heart at all.
"Stand up straight!" Chen Xin walked up to Qilig to pick and choose, "Do you understand 180 degrees? Do you know what degree you are now?"
"I'm not a protractor..."
"You are not me!" Chen Xin thumped Qilig's waist and shouted, "Stand up straight!"
Five minutes later, Qilig was finally able to reach the straightness required by Chen Xin and could start walking.
"Left foot first."
Qilig stepped out with his left foot stiffly, waiting for Chen Xin to give instructions.
"Stand on the right foot! Stupid! Do you think your feet like to move by themselves as much as you do!"
In fact, Qilig misses the days of being yelled at by Chen Xin, which is quite nostalgic, but now he listens to it and feels that something is wrong. Chen Xin used to be much more pure, but now he is a bit lewd.
Qilig stepped out with his right foot, left foot, right foot, left foot... He knew that he must be stupid now, but he turned his head to see Chen Xin's expression, and Chen Xin looked satisfied.
... Well, Fat Xin in his family is actually very stupid, but he doesn't know it at all.As Fat Xin's lover, of course he must tolerate and please Fat Xin unconditionally, no matter how stupid he is.
So Qilig walked along the line on the floor for another 3 minutes in a robot-like posture, and when Chen Xin was satisfied, he collapsed back on the sofa.
Qilig originally wanted to let Chen Xin learn his walking posture, but considering that he spent most of his time in the company on the sofa and hiding in the cultivation room, and barely walked, it seemed that there was no need to bother Chen Xin.But even so...
"Pang Xin, your expression is too murderous, it will scare away customers."
"I think I look good."
Regarding appearance, Chen Xin only likes Qilig's face, and he is not even satisfied with his own. It has never happened before to carefully observe his own expression in the mirror, so he naturally does not know how noble and glamorous his expression is usually.
"You have to smile." Qilig poked Chen Xin's face with his finger, and said, "You usually look good when you smile at me, and you should smile like that to others."
Chen Xindao: "When you smile at me, you look better than when you smile at other people. Why should you ask me?"
What Chen Xin said made sense, Qilig was a little shy, thinking that Chen Xin already knew.
Afterwards, Qilig spent 5 minutes adjusting Chen Xin's expression, but in the end he could at best adjust "cold" to "cold", and the more friendly expression disappeared, so he had to give up.
The two chatted for a while, and Chen Xin had gradually accepted the fact that Qilig was holding his face, but he was still a little shy about being too intimate, and didn't want to take the initiative to hug Qilig.
Qilig's body was not in good health. After chatting with Qilig for a while, Chen Xin became sleepy and couldn't open his eyes. Even listening to Qilig's voice felt illusory.He finally understood why Qilig often said nothing when he was talking. It turned out to be this feeling.
While trying to wake himself up, he secretly decided to love Qilig more in the future. Whenever his little boy was sleepy, he would cover him with a quilt and give him a panda pillow, and if necessary, he would kiss him to sleep.
As he was thinking, Zilig took out the blanket under the sofa and pressed him on the sofa.
"Sleep well."
Chen Xin blinked, trying hard to stare at Qilig who was approaching him.However, in the next second, Qilig stretched out his hand to cover his eyes, and said softly, "Don't think about anything... just feel me... just feel me."
Although Qilig was not a guide at this time, Chen Xin still felt a force.He calmed down and quietly felt the kiss on his lips from Qilig.
Qilig's movements have always been gentle, even if he changed his body, he didn't lose the slightest bit, and the lingering movements aroused Chen Xin's desire in no time.
"Pang Xin is easy to get hard no matter what time, very perverted."
"You are the same color." Chen Xin pushed Qilig's lower body with his knee.
Qilig covered Chen Xin's eyes and bit Chen Xin's neck lightly.He gnawed on it, and seemed to understand Chen Xin's feeling of shock, but at the same time he also felt a strange excitement.He knew that it would be dangerous for him to continue like this, so he restrained himself a little.
Chen Xin noticed his movements and asked, "Little boy, do you want to fuck me?"
"Are you willing?"
Chen Xin hugged him and said, "You can do whatever you want to me."
Qilig smiled: "Even now?"
Chen Xin paused for a second, then said, "You know I won't reject you."
Seeing him like that, Qilig couldn't help laughing, and said, "Don't worry, I..." Then he whispered in his ear, and said something extremely dissolute, which made him blush.
"Understood? It'll be fun when you get back." Qilig patted Chen Xin's head, then kissed him again: "You're sleepy, go to sleep."
Chen Xin was already so sleepy that he was about to close his eyes, and he felt even more tired after being teased by Qilig. After Qilig coaxed him a few times, he fell asleep on the sofa.
Qilig sat on the ground and watched him sleep, and finally understood why he often woke up, and saw Chen Xin sitting aside and watching him, so he felt so happy watching his partner sleep peacefully.
Near noon, Chen Xin woke up, and saw Qilig putting the dishes on the table as soon as he woke up.
"Have you slept enough?"
"Hmm..." Chen Xin lazily rubbed the pillow on the sofa.After rubbing one pillow, he felt that it was unfair to the other pillows, so he rubbed every pillow before getting up contentedly.
While eating, they watched the spirit beasts play.
Pangpang changed Prometheus's body and wanted to play with Feifei, but Prometheus was trying to teach him.
Prometheus waved his now fat hand, kicked his feet again, wanting Fatty to imitate it.Fatty stood on a cabinet, thought hard, and then tried again...
Sure enough, as a panda who once defeated a major general of the empire, it succeeded once and flew up in the room.
"It's rare to be fat and smart." Qilig said.
Chen Xin loved Pangpang the most, and defended Pangpang: "Pangpang has always..."
Before he finished speaking, Fatty hit the wall and fell down with a slap.Prometheus has been running behind it, and instinctively wanted to catch it when it fell, but ended up being crushed by Fatty, like a ball of flattened dough.
"No matter what body Pang Pang changes to, he is stupid and fat. No matter what body he changes to, Prometheus is a smart, wise and gentle bird. You see."
Prometheus, who was crushed flat, got up, shook his fur to restore fluff, and then hurriedly touched the startled Pang Pang, telling Pang Pang not to maintain his body, or he would hit the wall.
Fatty nodded, hugged his little friend with his wings, and then climbed up the cabinet again.
Ten minutes later, Pangpang flew all over the room with the big bird in his arms.
At such a warm moment, Qilig was very moved. With his lover by his side and little pets playing, life should be like this.
He turned his head to look at Chen Xin, wanting to see if Chen Xin was as moved as he was, but he saw Chen Xin frowning and put down the bowl, and went to rummage in the cabinet beside him.
"what happened?"
Chen Xin took out a few light pens, arranged them in various places in the room, and opened them.
Immediately, the room was filled with several red light beams, and the light beams intertwined in the air, just like—
Same as the lines on the floor.
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