The troubles of the heartthrob guide

Last week when Chen Xin and Qi Lige went to the mall together, he saw the promotion of the baby crawling competition. Since then, the idea of ​​letting Qi Ping participate in it has been lingering in his mind, just thinking about the baby twisting his little butt and striving to make a straight line The way it crawls, he can almost laugh.

"Aren't you good at crawling? I'll let you climb enough." Chen Xin sneered and spread the cushions all over the floor of the living room. Qilig sat on the sofa and looked at him with a smile, while Qiping sucked his fingers blankly .

Chen Xinpu's upholstery is based on yellow, supplemented by panda pattern upholstery as a path indication. The straight lines formed by the panda upholstery are the same as the positions of the black lines on the ground.

After he lined up in a straight line, he tried to climb himself, and then picked up Pangpang who was following him, and let Panda Panda crawl on the panda cushion to watch.

Pang Pang and Chen Xin are good friends, and they will not disobey Chen Xin's intentions at all. Chen Xin will climb wherever Chen Xin tells him, and he is extremely obedient.

"Qi Ping, come here!" Chen Xin pointed to the panda pattern on the ground and said, "Climb along this, straight line!"

"Ah!" Qi Ping yelled inexplicably, and as soon as Qilig put him on the ground from the sofa, he grabbed his little rabbit puppet and quickly got up...and climbed into the sofa under.

"..." Chen Xin: "Fatty, let's play together."

Chen Xin decided to play with his friends.

On the day when the baby crawled, Chen Xin was in high spirits early in the morning, and Qilig could feel his emotions from the fluctuation of his consciousness.Qilig didn't have much interest in this kind of thing, but he felt amused seeing him like that, and he actually looked forward to it.

Chen Xin walked with Qiping in his arms on the way to the competition site, and said, "You will hold Qiping at the starting line later, and I will wait for him at the finish line."

"Okay." Qilig was very relaxed, empty-handed.

The place for the competition is a corner of the shopping mall, and the floor is covered with colorful cushions.This time, there were about a dozen babies participating, and the two of them could hear the crying of the children before they got close.

Qi Ping was inspired, and when he heard everyone crying, he immediately cried ferociously.

"Hush..." Chen Xin wanted to coax him, but found it was futile. Fortunately, at this moment, Qi Lige hurried over, kissed Qi Ping, and coaxed him a few more times.One person hugged and kissed the other, Qi Ping was barely satisfied, and after whimpering a few times while clutching the baby rabbit, he fell silent.

Chen Xin thought that his stupid way of coaxing the child must not be seen by others, otherwise his image would be lost.

"Major General?"

"..." Chen Xin held the child, turned his head stiffly, and saw his subordinates holding the child behind him and waving at him.

"This is your child? So cute, so good."

Before the subordinate finished speaking, Qi Ping cried ferociously again, crying heart-piercingly, and he suddenly looked embarrassed.However, he was embarrassed, and Chen Xin was even more embarrassed. It was not enough to coax him, and it was even worse not to coax him. It was rare that he had the urge to cry.

Fortunately, Qilig was always calm. Before the two expressed their opinions, he lowered his head and kissed Qiping. After raising his head, he showed the smile he used to deal with outsiders. , hurriedly dragged Chen Xin away.

"Fat new."

"Yes."

"Handsome and cold!" Qilig educated his partner with a serious face.

"I'm sorry." Chen Xin was very ashamed, thinking that he really had to do a good job of self-criticism, and he couldn't be so undignified and glamorous anymore.

The race is ready to start, and the babies are held by their parents before the start.

Qi Ping is wearing a blue jumpsuit today, with a diaper wrapped around his buttocks, looking round.Qilig wrapped one arm around his waist, and stretched out his fingers to poke the round buttocks with the other hand.Qi Ping compared to Qilig's face, but just yelled a few times in displeasure, twisting his buttocks and trying to escape.

"Nai Ping." Qilig lowered his head and smelled Qi Ping's milk fragrance, and decided to call him that, "Nai Ping, it will be fun later, please don't cry."

"Yah! Da!" Qi Ping shouted a few times.

"Well, da!" Qilig echoed.

"Everyone in position, three, two, one, let's go!"

Every parent let go of their hands and cheered for their children from behind.

The baby crawling game is no more than an adult's sport, even if you call it to start, you can't see all the babies start to move.Qi Ping is one of the inactive members. He obviously crawls around at home, but he doesn't want to climb when he comes here.

Shy, more noble and glamorous than Chen Xin.

Chen Xin was lying on the finish line, watching his child anxiously like every parent.

A minute ago, he was still thinking about maintaining his image in front of his subordinates. It would be better to stand in front of a group of lying parents, pointing coldly at the ground, so that Qi Ping would be attracted by his arrogance, and then crawl to his feet .

but!Now!Qi Ping didn't move at all!

Chen Xin is in a hurry!

Am I not pretending to be a couch?Qi Ping likes drilling sofas the most! !If I pretend to be a sofa, he will crawl over, right? ! !

Pretending to be a sofa... Chen Xin lay down silently, trying to make a sofa pose.

Seeing that something was wrong, Qilig at the other end quickly reminded Chen Xin to stay away.

Chen Xin heard Qilig's voice in his mind and woke up immediately.He looked at the parents around him, then at his own children, and in the end, he followed everyone else's way of grabbing dolls or toys to summon the children.

Today they brought flush bunny dolls.White, with short ears, Qi Ping has been with him since he was born. Now he always likes to crawl around with the little rabbit in his arms. If he robs him, he will cry out of anger. It's useless to kiss again.

In order to participate in the competition, Qilig used a rare hint to trick Xiaotu into Chen Xin's hands. Now Xiaotu is Chen Xin's only weapon.

"Qi Ping! Your little rabbit is in my hands!" Chen Xin grabbed the little rabbit's ears and shook the little rabbit, and then made the little rabbit do a backflip, indicating that the little rabbit is in danger now.

Qi Ping watched his little rabbit fall into the clutches of others, finally came to his senses, and began to crawl on the ground with hands and feet.

At this time, several babies were crawling on the cushion at the same time, but not all children crawled obediently in a straight line. Some of them stopped halfway through the crawl, and some crawled to other places on one side. The situation was very chaotic.

Halfway through the flush climb, it was blocked by the child in front.

Although he is not yet sensible, but influenced by Chen Xin to some extent, he likes to climb in a straight line, even if he is blocked, he doesn't want to take a detour, so he has to stop.

He looked at Chen Xin holding his little rabbit in the distance, he was a little angry, but he couldn't move forward, he could only pat the cushion and howl to express his displeasure.

At this time, another baby crawled beside him. The baby looked dazed. When it crawled beside him, it stopped for some reason and stared blankly ahead.

The baby's father happened to be next to Chen Xin. Seeing his child stop, he quickly shouted, "Hurry up! Come here quickly! I want No.1!"

Chen Xin on the side didn't stop shaking the little rabbit, but glanced at him calmly.

Although Chen Xin will make some unreasonable demands on the children, he still understands the principle.This kind of competition is to watch the baby's cute butt dangling, or to see the baby's efforts to climb to the last place. If it involves ranking and results, it will not be fun at all.

"Qi Ping! Take your time! Little Rabbit is waiting for you!" Chen Xin posed for Little Rabbit with his feet up, indicating that Little Rabbit is waiting for you leisurely, don't worry, if you want to stay longer, Little Rabbit is fine Go have a cup of tea and continue to wait for you!

The father on the side glanced at Chen Xin, as if he saw a psychosis, and then continued to shout to his child: "Take No. 1 and I will buy you a toy! Climb quickly!"

At this time, a baby reached the finish line and became No.1.As soon as the father heard the referee announce the results, he was immediately discouraged, his face became smelly, and he stepped back.His baby couldn't see his father and cried anxiously.

When he cried, Qi Ping wrinkled his little nose, as if he was about to cry too.However, Qi Ping saw that the baby blocking him crawled to the side, and his little rabbit was waiting for him in the distance, so he held back his tears and prepared to leave.

It's just that he crawled two steps, then stopped and looked back at the crying baby who was standing still, as if hesitant.

Chen Xin and Qilig watched Qiping's reaction calmly.

I saw Qi Ping yelled twice, and patted the floor with his small hands.The child's attention was drawn to him, and he looked at him.Then he babbled and yelled a bunch of words that adults couldn't understand, as if he was communicating with the baby.

About ten seconds later, although the baby was still crying, he crawled forward with Qiping.

The length of the cushion is not long, and after 30 seconds, flush and reach the finish line with that baby, the result is neither good nor bad.

"Da!" Qi Ping snatched his little rabbit, raised his hand triumphantly, and let the baby next to him touch his little rabbit too.

Chen Xin hugged Qi Ping, just as proud as Qi Ping, and when passing by his subordinates, he also smiled brightly at his subordinates, which made the man almost pee in fear.

When Qilig came over, he couldn't help laughing, and kissed Qi Ping: "Nai Ping is amazing, it's over!"

Qi Ping was normal for a while, and now he is back with someone who can let him do whatever he wants, and he bursts into tears unceremoniously.

Chen Xin hurriedly hugged him to coax him, Qilig also kissed him quickly, the three of them squeezed together, lively.