The end-of-life life of a mountain farmhouse

"Yes, half, half." Cheng Zi clapped his hands and jumped up and down, humming a nursery rhyme taught in the kindergarten vaguely: "Half you, half me, la la la..."

What is sung behind, no one knows except him.

"Okay, Dad agrees, let's go to the big daddy!" Wenzhu patted his head alone, and sent them away to the place where the machine was roaring.

The bread was originally prepared for the twins, but the baguette was long and big. Lin Yang didn't think about how long it would take for the two children to finish it. Maybe he just wanted them to grind their teeth, but Wenzhu couldn't see such a waste.

Moreover, he felt that compared to oranges, grapefruits are a bit more temperamental. Three-year-old Xiao Douding can be angry with his parents for a long time without moving.

Lin Yang was not as unreliable as Wenzhu thought. When the little brother went to the kitchen to ask him to get the golden hoop bread, he realized something was wrong.

He knelt down and discussed with them in a friendly voice: "Dad is already cooking, and you can eat it right away. Today at noon, there is delicious braised pork, bacon, and smooth and tender tofu. You also need bread ?"

"Eat, eat, eat!" Cheng Zi nodded wildly, he didn't care, he wanted it.

Yuzu looked at her father with big black eyes, probably thinking about whether her father was lying to him. After thinking for a while, she tilted her head and gestured with her finger: "A little bit."

Eat a little bit of bread, and then leave your stomach to eat.

"Okay!" What Lin Yang could say, he could only sigh that they were twin brothers, and their brain circuits were all the same.

He used a knife to cut a small piece for the two brothers. He was not happy with the orange at first, but his father told him that he could still ask for it after eating, so he happily took the bread to the living room to watch TV.

Yuzu is a very thoughtful kid. After he took the bread, he didn't leave. He just sat on his own small bench in the kitchen. He wanted to watch his father here, and he was not allowed to steal it!

Tsk, he's a big kid, Lin Yang didn't care about him, he continued to do what he should do while wearing an apron, and hummed a song in a good mood, "If you want to eat fat beef rice, la la la..."

As soon as I listen to this song, I know that Cheng Zi and Cheng Zi are close father and son, and when I meet someone who doesn't know how to do it, I will be la la la.

"Dad, I was wrong!" Yuzu strictly pointed out Dad's mistake.

"What's wrong?" Lin Yang was taken aback. He thought he had put in the wrong seasoning, so he checked everything in a hurry, but there was nothing.

"The meat is wrong." Yuzu stood up, pointing at the pan with the bread in one hand, "There is no beef."

This is pork, not beef, you are singing wrong.

Lin Yang saw this meaning from Xiaodong's contemptuous eyes.

Hey, brat, the lyrics are just an expression of my feelings, not a documentary composition, but even a three-year-old kid wouldn’t understand Yuzu, Lin Yang waved his hand to perfunctory him: “Youzu is right, dad is wrong. "

"Do you want to watch TV? My brother is watching TV, why don't you go?" If you don't understand, just go, Lin Yang tried to drive the three-inch little bean out of the kitchen.

"I don't!" Yuzu replied very loudly, and then her buttocks were nailed to the bench as tightly as a nail.

In the following time, Yuzu kept picking on his father. Lin Yang suspected that this little thing was retaliation for his mocking of him in the morning, but he had no proof.

Yuzi and her father were fighting wits and courage in the kitchen, and Cheng Zi, who was watching TV in the living room by herself, completely let go of herself.

His obsession with food is far less than that of his brother grapefruit, not to mention that the baguette is not delicious at all, it is hard and spicy in the throat, after eating two bites, he loses interest.

It was not tasty or fun, and the orange was thrown on the ground.

But when he realized what he had done, he immediately picked up the bread and threw it away. The dads found out that he would be spanked. Thinking of this, he was scared, woo woo woo, what should I do, but he really didn’t want to have eaten.

He was wandering around in the living room, if my brother was there... By the way, Yuzu!He turned around and ran to the kitchen, saw his father cooking, braked at the door urgently, carefully stretched out his little head, the way he poked his head, he thought others couldn't see.

Lin Yang didn't care about him.

"Brother, brother!" Cheng Zi beckoned to Yuzu, come here quickly.

Yuzu glanced at him, sitting still.

"Brother, Yuzi!" Hmph, Chengzi became a little unhappy and ignored him.

This time Yuzu didn't even give her a look, she just sat on the stool and ate the bread with all her concentration.

"Ahhh... so angry!" Cheng Zi completely forgot what he was going to do, the more he thought about it, the more wronged he became, and the more wronged he became, the angrier he became, he rushed in with a bang bang bang bang, and knocked down Yuzu's bread with a "snap" of his hand. Tell you to ignore me [○｀Д○], hit you!

As I said before, food is the Achilles’ heel of grapefruit. If the orange hit him elsewhere, he might not be so angry. Now that the orange has dropped the bread in his mouth, it’s like a tiger’s mouth. If he didn't want to, he rushed over and knocked down the orange. It didn't count if he was knocked down, and he had to ride on the person and slap him.

Although Chengzi was called Yuzu's brother, this brother was only half an hour older than him. Both of them were the same height and weight. He got the upper hand when he was stunned by Yuzu, and he quickly realized it.

Moreover, compared with Yuzi's personality of being indifferent to the world and focusing on eating, Chengzi is more wild, usually flirting with cats and dogs everywhere, and has a lot of experience in fighting with people.

Although he lost the opportunity, he quickly turned the tide of the battle. The two of them twisted into a ball and rolled on the ground. You punched me, and I kicked you. Neither of them took advantage.

No one cried at first, but suddenly, it was like a switch was flipped:

"Wow wow wow... Dad..."

"Woooooo... Big Daddy..."

The sudden crying made Lin Yang drop his spatula in fright!He swore that he just turned around, and then the two good brothers started fighting, and when he found out, the two of them had already cried into disfigured faces.

"What's the matter, what's the matter?" The cries of the twins attracted the asparagus who was squeezing the rice, and he immediately separated the two brothers who were lying on the ground rolling into a ball, and asked Lin Yang what was going on with his eyes?

Lin Yang was also confused, and smiled helplessly: "I don't know!"

Wen Zhu didn't care about Lin Yang's answer either. In his opinion, it was normal for two brothers to fight. The reason was either for food or for fun.

"One, two, three, stop, don't cry!"

"belch……"

"Ugh..."

Dad's words were still very useful. After they stopped talking, the two stopped immediately. After Yuzi stabilized his emotions, he spoke first: "Brother, it's dirty!"

He pointed to the dusty bread on the ground to complain.

"Uh(⊙o⊙)..." Cheng Zi was also dumbfounded looking at the bread on the ground, yes, what did he do here, he wanted to give the bread thrown on the ground to his brother, and now the bread of both of them was eaten by him Get dirty and get spotted by dads.

"Cheng Zi, what do you say." Without him saying anything, Wen Zhu could see everything from the little guy's guilty eyes.

"Apologize to my brother."

Coy for a few seconds, "I'm sorry!" It was my fault, Cheng Zi honestly said sorry to Yuzi.

"Hug brother!"

"I don't." Youzi is a child with a temper, he doesn't accept it, not to mention his bread can't be eaten, woo woo woo... The more I think about it, the more sad I get.

"Then what should we do now?" Wen Zhu turned around and asked Cheng Zi, "Brother does not agree to forgive you."

Chengzi moved her little feet uneasily, looked at her father, then at her eldest father, her little face wrinkled into a ball, he, he didn't know what to do!

"Chengzi, go ask Yuzi, how can he forgive you?" Lin Yang suggested to his younger son: "How about you give today's snack to Yuzi to offset the bread you soiled, you ask brother Would you like to?"

In order to strictly control the weight of the two brothers, they eat a fixed amount of fruit and rice every day. Today, each of them still has two pieces of snacks.

Although Lin Yang could also cut another piece of bread for the grapefruit, it would be equivalent to paying for the orange's mistakes. He didn't want to do this, and he hoped that his youngest son would be responsible for his mistakes.

"Ah, dim sum!" Cheng Zi hesitated. Even though he was not obsessed with all kinds of food like Yuzu, he was very protective of the things he liked, otherwise he wouldn't be able to raise such a fat body.

He pouted unhappily, and raised his little finger: "1 yuan."

Yuzu's ears moved, but she didn't speak.

But Wen Zhu asked Cheng Zi to hug her elder brother again, and even though Yuzi was still twisting her body, she let her younger brother hug her, and the two brothers reconciled as before.

The two fathers also breathed a sigh of relief, raising children is hard work.

After lunch, the two children began to take a nap after playing for a while, but Lin Yang and Wenzhu couldn't rest. After preparing all the things for picking bayberry, they walked towards the bayberry trees behind the old house one by one. .

The mountain behind the old house was a bit steep, Lin Yang was carrying a burden to open the way ahead, he split the grass with a sickle, and complained to Asparagus: "I don't know what's going on, I always feel that the grass in the field grows too much this year. Faster than in previous years, look at this road, I only cleaned it at the beginning of the year, and now I can’t see it.”

"Just blow it up, how did you shovel the grass here this year!" Asparagus looked at him contemptuously: "It was you who said to keep the original flavor of the wild bayberry, how did you manage these bayberry trees? I come over occasionally to have a look, you don't even think about having a bayberry."

Yeah?Lin Yang was a little embarrassed, as if the place where he weeded was really not here, there was no way, there were too many things, and it was easy to get confused, but he disagreed with Wenzhu's saying that he didn't care about these bayberry trees.

"I didn't come to weed, but it doesn't mean I didn't take care of it! Look, it's growing well." The bayberry tree was on the back hill of their house, and the two arrived at their destination soon.

Lin Yang walked around the three old red bayberries, and pointed to the asparagus: "It grows so well, and it bears more fruit than in previous years. It must be soaked in wine...ah, it's really sour, who can eat it except soaked in wine !" He wanted to pick one and taste it, but he didn't want to be sore.

"There are too many leaves." Asparagus ignored him, and put his belongings on the ground: "I will pick with you for a while, we two will try to pick a load, and I will pick it back later, otherwise your two precious sons should be woke up."