The end-of-life life of a mountain farmhouse

Teng Qing's saliva glistened on his lips, Lin Yang pretended he didn't see it, brat, seducing his wife, this is retribution, he hummed a little tune in a good mood.

"Chi Chi Chi!" Seeing that the soup was almost cooked, Lin Yang poured the thick and white bird fat into the stone pot and stir-fried. Under the high temperature, the aroma of the fat was more overbearing than the thick soup.

Teng Qing looked at the soup pot for a while, and the wok for a while. Not only did he feel that his eyes were too busy, but his nose was not enough. There are countless vines doing different things at the same time.

Asparagus looked funny, Teng Qing's mouth was like a puppy begging for food, the tip of its tail was flaming, but no one gave him a taste.

"Want to eat?" Wenzhu suppressed a smile.

"Think about it!" Teng Qing nodded like a chicken pecking rice, afraid that he would miss it if he promised too late, he wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth, the corners of his mouth and eyes were shining: "Uncle Wen, this is braised pork Is it? It smells so good!"

"Yes, this is braised in soy sauce!" Wenzhu smiled and pointed to the pot in Lin Yang's hand.

"But it's not the pot. It's just a pot of soup. The reason why it's so fragrant is because you, Uncle Lin, added it." Asparagus took out the king mushroom and showed him: "This kind of mushroom is a very good seasoning. No matter what you add, it will become delicious."

"Ah, it turned out that a small mushroom was added!" Teng Qing took the small mushroom and muttered in his mouth: "It turns out that as long as this is added, boiled things will become delicious. From this point of view, the small mushroom Mushrooms are not so useless except they can cry!"

"I am not useless, I, I know where this is!" Suddenly, not far from their feet, a small head with a white mushroom umbrella popped up, and he looked at Asparagus timidly: "I, I I have seen this kind of mushroom, I have many, you, may I give it to you?" His straight eyes slipped from Wenzhu's body unconsciously into the pot, and his small Adam's apple twitched.

Gudong!Several people present heard the sound of him swallowing.

Lin Yang had discovered him a long time ago. The sudden appearance of Teng Qing made him more vigilant. As soon as the little mushroom stepped into his mental power range, he found this little thing sneaking up from the ground. He felt malice in him, so he let him come.

Unexpectedly, it was still a greedy little mushroom, it seems that his craftsmanship is really good.

"I have a lot of mushrooms, I'll give them to you, okay?" Little Mushroom smiled at Asparagus ingratiatingly. Before Wenzhu could answer, they saw all kinds of small mushrooms popping up on the ground.

Gray ones, white ones, yellow ones, flowery ones... The plump ones are crowded together, and a large piece of asparagus grows. Looking at it, I want to carry a small basket and pick them all off.

"These are delicious and not poisonous!" The little mushroom man was afraid that they wouldn't believe him, so he picked one and stuffed it into his mouth to show them. His cheeks were bulging with baby fat, and he looked extremely cute.

"I also have this king mushroom, but I didn't bring it today, I'll go back and get it to you later, can you give me some first..." The little mushroom man's voice became smaller and smaller, his eyes were red , as if about to cry.

"Hmph, it's like this again, you do it every time!" Teng Qing snapped a whip at the little mushroom man, "Every time I speak, it makes me feel like I'm bullying you."

"Okay, okay! Do you want to come out first?" Wen Zhu coughed a few times to hide his unease.If Teng Qing hadn't spoken first, he was afraid that he couldn't help but drag the little mushroom man out of the soil himself, how could he be so cute, ahhhhh!

"Come on, all of you come here." Wen Zhu warmly greeted the two of them, took a bowl of long-winged bird soup and handed it to them: "You guys drink the soup first, and the braised bird cubes will have to wait for a while."

"Drink slowly, there's still a big pot over there. Don't drink too much, or you won't be able to eat later." Wen Zhuxu babbled, like a loving old father , for a while to tuck up the sleeves for Tengqing, and for a while to wipe the mouth of the little mushroom.

Lin Yang snorted angrily, don't think he didn't miss it, Wenzhu sneaked several handfuls of little mushrooms while wiping his mouth.

It seems that the soft tofu is delicious!Lin Yang was instantly sour, and threw away the spatula in his hand, he didn't want to cook anymore and serve the few people who flirted with him in front of him.

The sound of throwing the spatula was so loud that it startled the two little people who were drinking soup, especially the little mushroom man, whose big round eyes were full of nervousness and bewilderment, and almost got into the soil with the bowl in his hand.

Ouch, this is a good boy, Wen Zhu glared at Lin Yang: Rebellion!

Lin Yang curled his lips: Do you think I'm a dead person, to hook up with other men while blocking my face?

Wenzhu continued to stare: Is this a man? Keep your eyes open, these two are as big as your son.

Lin Yang refused: Hehehe, that's not my son either.

Moreover, the Longevity Clan looked as old as his son, so he might not even know how long he was an old monster.

Asparagus threatens him: Hurry up, I will whip you if you compare again.

Lin Yang was extremely aggrieved, but he still had to pick up the spatula again, but secretly fired death rays at the two cheap "sons" while cooking.

He knew that Asparagus loved him the most only when he was in the purple meadow, and he was rejected as soon as he came out.

well!Xiaobaicai, Ye Erhuang, two or three years old, lost her mother...

Wenzhu was afraid that the braised bird cubes he made would be sour, so he simply sent him to make a stone barbecue, and he and his two "sons" stood by the pot of braised chicken. Two handfuls of wild onions will do the trick.

While feeding the freshly baked two sons, Asparagus enjoys the adoring eyes of his sons. He is bubbling with joy in his heart, but he still has to suppress the corner of his mouth to maintain his loving father image.

This feeling is really cool, hahaha, this is a feeling he has never experienced with his two sons.

Because of the value of force, Lin Yang is even more admired by grapefruit and orange. Although the two sons are also close to asparagus, it is kiss and love, but there is no worship he wants. A child completed it.

Little Mushroom and Tengqing ate to their heart's content, and Asparagus was fed with joy.

After eating the braised bird nuggets, Lin Yang's slate barbecue can also be eaten. The grilled wings with cumin and chili noodles are really overbearing and fragrant.

The long-lived people who secretly paid attention to this place were salivating, and the cowardly mushroom people saw that the most timid little mushrooms in the clan were fed by asparagus, so they burrowed into the vicinity of asparagus one by one.

"Puff puff puff!" Asparagus was watching the two children happily eating, and saw a circle of small mushroom heads popping out. These little mushrooms were all white-skinned and big-eyed. Sight, and also very well-behaved to bring him various mushroom gifts.

Ahhhhhhh, who the hell can bear this, Wen Zhu's eyes are full of little stars, and his mouth can't help being cracked to the ear anymore, he warmly invites the mushroom man: "Have you guys eaten, do you want to taste my mouth?" made……"

"Yes! Yes!" Even the answering voice was so sweet and childlike, I really wanted to catch one and raise it.

Asparagus is in a hurry to distribute food to the new little mushroom, hahaha, why are they so obedient, with both hands on their knees, their eyes secretly glanced at him occasionally, if he looked over, they would blush and their eyes would pop. Turn around timidly.

He couldn't bear it anymore, he pulled this little hand, and then touched that little face, it was so slippery, so tender, so cute!

Lin Yang suspected that his daughter-in-law ate poisonous mushrooms, otherwise why would she have such an idiotic smile on her face.

With the lead of the Mushroom Man, more Immortals who waited and watched appeared around, all of them were attracted by the smell of the food made by Lin Yang.

These later longevity people were not as cute as the mushroom people, but Wen Zhu generously let them share the dinner made by Lin Yang.

More and more longevity people came, and one long-winged bird was far from enough, so Lin Yang fried all kinds of small mushrooms that the little mushroom man gave them just now in meat oil, and fried them with garlic. Then mix a large plate of chili noodles.

The fragrance of meat oil mixed with the sweetness of mushrooms made these longevity people who don't like mushrooms except mushroom people smash their mouths.

Everyone was commenting: "Ah, why are the little mushrooms so delicious, we have never discovered them?"

"Little mushrooms are delicious." The villain of the Mushroom Clan retorted softly.

"It didn't taste good before!" Trumpet flower was beaten up by Tengqing until his nose was bruised and his face was swollen, but it didn't affect his loud voice at all: "Bai Xiaoxiao, you and Tengqing have reconciled, why did he call you a dwarf just now? "

Hearing the words from the loudspeaker, Teng Qing wanted to stand up and yell at him. Just as he was about to open his mouth, he remembered what Wen Zhu had just said to him, and sat aside with a blue face.

Bai Xiaoxiao was the little mushroom man who appeared first. He glanced at the loudspeaker in confusion, and said slowly, "There is no quarrel, no reconciliation, so don't talk nonsense."

Trumpet Flower: "Tengqing called you a dwarf, isn't this a quarrel?"

Teng Qing couldn't bear it anymore, but he didn't stretch out his fist like before, he just stared at the big trumpet angrily and said, "You were the one who called Little Bai Xiaozi at first, just opened your mouth and shut up and said You are the one who is a dwarf, and you are the one who said we quarreled, I obviously didn't quarrel with others, it was you talking nonsense outside."

As he spoke, Tengqing's eyes turned red, and the tears were so pitiful that he couldn't shed them: "It's all because you, a big speaker, talk nonsense outside to ruin my reputation."

"That's right, it seems that it was Qianguagua who told us that Tengqing had a bad temper."

"Ah, that Tengqing is very pitiful."

"Yes, Teng Qing doesn't seem to have beaten anyone except Qian Gua Gua..."

"No, that's not the case." Qianguagua's voice became louder, but without the background of the vine green, he looked more like a bad guy.

Hahaha, I learned so fast, Wen Zhu secretly gave Teng Qing a thumbs up, Teng Qing lowered her head in embarrassment, but in the eyes of the surrounding clansmen, even the always strong Teng Qing cried aggrievedly, they felt even more It was Qianguagua's mistake, and they all looked at him with disapproving eyes.

This kind of eyes has always been directed at him, Teng Qing really wanted to cry at this moment, he raised his hand and gently wiped the corner of his eyes, then glanced at Asparagus quietly, it turned out that this is Ah Ma, if he really How nice it is my grandma.

Teng Qing secretly made a decision in her heart.

Smelling the smell, more and more longevity people came to eat, and not only the young children of the longevity clan, but also some old tree people came to have a meal.

After eating and drinking, an old longevity man with bark bumps on his face sat next to Lin Yang, patted him on the shoulder and thanked him and said, "Thank you, foreigner, I have never eaten such delicious food. Is this a unique cooking method for you Esso people? Can you teach us?"

"Do you know that I'm from Esso?" Lin Yang was a little surprised, he thought that these longevity people were isolated from the world.

The old Changsheng clansman smiled: "Hehe, I think back when I was the most handsome young man of the Changsheng clan..."

"Shh, Grandpa Mushu, you're bragging again!" The longevity clansmen around who heard him said unceremoniously against Mushu's old bottom: "Grandpa Mushu is the ugliest in the clan, hahaha, so ugly No one wants to marry him, he is still a bachelor until now."

Hahaha, everyone else laughed.

Elder Mu Xu was extremely embarrassed, and stared: "You are not allowed to speak, and if you talk again, you will be locked in the green prison. You are not allowed to laugh, and the same is true for you. Whoever laughs will be locked in."

The green prison is a vine hut, which is specially used to detain the longevity people who have made mistakes. There are no windows and the inside is dark. The adults in the clan like to scare them with the green prison. Every time they make a mistake, they say that they will be locked in the green prison. Come on, no one has ever been locked in.

Hahaha, everyone laughed even more happily, regardless of Elder Mushu's face and threats.

"A bunch of little bastards!" Elder Mu Xu could only pretend that he didn't hear it, and he took Lin Yang's hand and continued, "What did you say just now, I'm still the most handsome..."

"Hahaha……"

"When I was young." Elder Mu Xu glared at the laughing people around him wrongedly, let's do it now!

Lin Yang couldn't help laughing too, but when Elder Mu Xu looked at him with aggrieved and pitiful eyes, Lin Yang had to hold back and said, "Go on, go on, I'm listening."

"When I was young, I traveled to the human race, and the people there were similar to you, but are you a hybrid? The Esso people seem to be a little taller than you, but your height is a bit like our long-lived race." Then, Mu Xu said With particular interest, he pulled Lin Yang up and made gestures for the height of the two of them.

Lin Yang was two inches taller than him, but there were quite a few adult longevity people around Lin Yang's height.

"Hey, you are actually a member of our longevity clan, right?" Elder Mu Xu blinked, but soon he shook his head and said, "No, the smell on your body seems to be a little bit wrong!"

Elder Mu Xu circled around Lin Yang: "The color of your skin is wrong, it's too dark."

Lin Yang was embarrassed, what kind of eyes do you have? You are darker than me, and you have the nerve to say that he is black, and the crow falls on the sow... Pooh, hey, he made a mistake, and almost scolded himself.

"The smell on his body is also a bit wrong. It looks like Esso people and our long-lived people." Elder Mushu patted Lin Yang uncertainly.

"Grandpa Musu, didn't you say that he is a hybrid? He must be a hybrid of our longevity clan and human race? There is nothing wrong with that."

"Nonsense!" Before Musu could reply, Qianguagua yelled loudly: "Mulan, you are not serious in class, we Longevity clan and other clans can't give birth to babies."

"Yes!" Mu Xu nodded straight, and praised Qianguagua: "It seems that I didn't miss out in class."

After the compliment, he turned his head and looked at Lin Yang in doubt: "What's the matter with you? Why do I feel that you have the breath of our longevity clansman on you."

Lin Yang didn't know what was going on, Elder Mu Xu looked at him furiously, and said with an embarrassed smile: "It's possible that I have a relationship with the Longevity Clan, so I'm naturally close to you."

"But your partner also has the aura of our Longevity Clan?" Elder Mu Xu looked back and forth between him and Wenzhu: "It's so strange, you look like both our Longevity Clan and Esso people, maybe you are really a mix kind?"

"No, it's too strange, it's impossible, wait a minute, I'll go back and ask Master Tree."

The mother tree is the basis for the existence and development of the longevity tribe. Without the mother tree, there would be no tribe. The birth of every longevity tribe is closely related to the mother tree.

The crown of the mother tree of the longevity family is like a mushroom cap, and the trunk is like a vine surrounded by knots, but the whole is like a tall and straight tree. It will bloom all kinds of flowers throughout the year and bear all kinds of flowers fruit……

Basically, the characteristics of all the tribes of the Longevity Clan can be found in her, and if a new race of the Longevity Clan is born, it will also appear on her.

But how did the mother tree come about and why did it exist? Even the Longevity Clan doesn't know, maybe someone will know, but this is definitely the top secret of the entire Longevity Clan.

In the Longevity Continent, the Mother Tree is the mother that the Longevity people swear to defend and protect. Every pair of Longevity people swears to form a partner, and when they decide to give birth to a young Longevity, they will pick a fruit from the Mother Tree, and this fruit will become a Longevity. The gestational sac, under the careful watering of the parents, the little Changsheng grows and develops in it.

After 12 months, 20 months or 36 months, the specific gestation time varies according to race, and the little Changsheng people will come to this world.

And because the Longevity Clan has a mother tree, unlike other intelligent races on Purple Venus that are divided into male and female, the Longevity Clan has no gender distinction.

The communication between the mother tree and the Longevity is also a proof of whether this person is a Longevity.

Elder Mushu has returned to the tribe, and other long-lived people are still lively and eating together. The long-winged birds are not enough for the new long-lived people to eat, so those who come later will definitely not be empty-handed. They go hunting without bringing them. If you want to pick bamboo rice, bamboo rice is also very delicious.

The Changsheng people used to look down on food like bamboo rice. The Changsheng people are very friendly to plants, and they can live almost anything they grow. They have never been short of high-end ingredients. No one has ever given a second glance to such a common product as bamboo rice.

But today is different. Bamboo rice is cleaned and poured with oil, mixed with mushroom granules, minced meat and marinated bacon. Can't extricate ourselves from the taste.

Watching the Changsheng people go to the bamboo forest wave after wave, Wen Zhu and Lin Yang predicted that the nearby bamboo rice would be consumed by the Changsheng people soon.

In addition to bamboo rice, Wenzhu and Lin Yang also taught the longevity people how to handle other ingredients, such as frying and stewing...the variety of cooking methods once again deeply impressed this group of simple longevity people.

More and more longevity people gathered here, eating, bragging, singing, and dancing, it was as lively as a bonfire party.

Lin Yang and Wenzhu also took this opportunity to eat a lot of special delicacies of the Longevity Clan.

There is a kind of bread tree here that is particularly magical. The fruit on the tree is the same as the pure flour fermented bread they have eaten before. It has a soft taste and is exactly the same as the previous French buns except that it is not sweet.

Longevity people don't like this kind of small bread, and the people who brought it here just picked it randomly on the road, and unexpectedly caught the eyes of Wen Zhu and Lin Yang.

Asparagus taught them to spread ketchup and red fruit jam on the buns... and later found that someone brought chocolate beans, and the chocolate sauce was also made out. Everyone's hands-on ability is strong, and after a while, Butter was present, and cream was whipped out quickly.

The small buns were coated with various newly processed sauces, and the soft and sweet taste quickly convinced everyone. Then, the simple chiffon cakes and cream cakes were also made by asparagus!

This temporary bonfire lasted for a day and a night, and more and more Longevity people joined in, and only those who came did not leave. The Longevity people are very big-hearted. Anyway, there is no special danger near their tribe. High-level beasts I have been expelled early, and everyone is usually free except for the guards who are on duty every day.

The more Lin Yang looked at it, the more he felt that these longevity people were the legendary elves. They were tall and tall, with exquisite facial features, singing and dancing. Almost every one of them was a perfect artist. Of course, there were some things that were not like them. …

Lin Yang likes them very much, they are almost the most perfect companions in life. If he can't find the gate to return to Blue Star this time, he really wants to live in this place.

"What are you thinking?" Wenzhu smiled happily after finishing the group of small mushrooms and the exquisite longevity people, and finally remembered that she still has a husband who "guards the empty boudoir alone".

Bah, scumbag!Lin Yang glanced at him sadly, and hummed: "If you like those little things so much, I think you might as well stay and marry a member of the longevity clan to have a little longevity person."

"Isn't it impossible to give birth?" Asparagus leaned lazily on Lin Yang as if he had no bones, with a silly smile on his face, "They really look so cute, except for the little mushrooms, Did you see that little potato, haha, big round eyes, round figure, and that little winter melon..."