The end-of-life life of a mountain farmhouse

He just washed it, how could it be dirty? How could Lin Yang not know what his son was thinking? He just wanted to play in the water, so he grabbed his hand, picked him up, and carried him to the bathroom: "Hey, don't you want to Wash your hands, hurry up, wash them clean, how do school teachers teach you to wash your hands, don't be lazy."

In order to prevent another demon, he went out and brought in Yuzi who was waiting to eat.

"Alas! Stupid." Yuzu cast a disgusted glance at this stupid younger brother who would do nothing but drag her down.

"Wash quickly, don't play with the water." Lin Yang stared at the two without blinking, and didn't let them out until they had finished the procedure step by step.

Lunch is very simple, a pot of simmered noodles, a stack of wild onion and egg noodle cakes left over from the morning, the noodle cakes are a bit cold, fry them in the pan again, both sides are browned, fragrant and delicious; a stack of cold pork head meat, a Stir-fried Chinese cabbage, and a bowl of wolfberry leaf lean meat soup.

Wenzhu was afraid that Lin Yang would not be full from the noodles, so he cooked a pot of white rice for him.

"How did you cook so much rice?" Lin Yang glanced at the rice cooker, and it should have cooked three to four catties of rice, which was already enough for their family of four to eat for two days.

"I can't finish drying the crispy rice." Asparagus put the noodles into the bowls of the two children, sprinkled them with simmered rice, and replied to Lin Yang: "I've finished eating the dried crispy rice before, and I'm going to dry some more."

They sometimes drink soy milk in the morning, and they all like to add some fried crispy rice crackers to it, and asparagus likes to eat this thing as a snack, so the demand for rice crackers at home is quite large.

He told Lin Yang: "Put out the rice you're going to eat later, don't leave it for us, pour the rest of the rice into the pot where you cooked the vegetables just now, don't need to add firewood, cover the lid, let the pot The remaining heat in the rice cooker burnt the rice."

"I want to eat too." Before the noodles in the bowl were finished, Chengzi shouted, shaking his little feet and staring at his eyes. While shouting, he kept looking at his brother with big eyes, trying to get him to unite with him.

But Yuzi, like asparagus, prefers to eat noodles, so he doesn't even look at him, and he is addicted to noodles.

As much as a small radish head can eat, it's almost enough to give him a bite of food later, Lin Yang casually perfunctory him: "I saved it for you, eat it quickly."

"Thank you, Dad." Cheng Zi was satisfied, nodded, and then began to snort for noodles. He had to eat them quickly, or the noodles would be eaten up by the delicious ghost pomelo.

Lin Yang also ate a large bowl of noodles before eating rice. The handmade noodles made of asparagus bamboo are very strong and smooth in the mouth.

After adding the refreshing and appetizing saozi, add a tablespoon of homemade chopped pepper sauce, sprinkle with chopped green onions, the taste is really amazing!

Youzi quickly finished a bowl of noodles, and he pushed his empty bowl in front of his father, his eyes sparkling: "Dad, I want more noodles."

Wenzhu knew that this little guy must have one bowl not enough, but he was afraid that he would eat too much, so he specially changed it to a smaller bowl today. Unexpectedly, he finished eating it in a while. According to Yuzu's past record, he didn't wait until the table. He will not leave the table when everyone is full.

Asparagus could only serve him another bowl empty-handedly, rubbing his stomach, "Eat slowly, don't eat too fast, you see my brother hasn't finished eating yet, just wait for him."

Yuzu didn't care, and he didn't even look at the annoying brother. He pointed his little hand domineeringly, and stretched out to the red pepper in Dad's bowl, his eyes were fixed: "Dad, Honghong." It looks delicious, he wants to eat it too. .

So small children can eat chili?

Should not!

The two couples are helpless, but the perfunctory excuses they used to make about grapefruits don't work today. He just wants to eat them, and he wants them now.

Lin Yang tapped it with clean chopsticks and sent it to Yuzu's mouth. He thought he would think it was too spicy, but he didn't expect the kid to "suck" and smack his lips. His eyes became brighter and he stared at the chili bottle, full of The face is written: delicious, more.

"I want it too!" No matter what, I asked for it first, Cheng Zi swallowed the noodles in his mouth, and joined the ranks of supporting his brother.

"Why don't you give me some?" Lin Yang asked for Wen Zhu's opinion.

Both of them knew that children should not eat stimulating food, but it would be unjustifiable not to give them any today.

"Here, I'll bring them another bottle." Wen Zhu winked at him, "Dad will open a new bottle for you, and from now on, you two will eat, and Dad and I won't eat."

He took a bottle of ketchup from the refrigerator, which is also made by himself, so it is absolutely safe for children to eat.

Grapefruit is not easy to fool, he took a bite and realized something was wrong, but he didn't say anything, he also liked the taste, he finished the bowl with a whimper, and then asked his father to add more noodles.

While sandwiching noodles for him, Lin Yang said to Wenzhu: "In the future, our family will cook less noodles when we eat noodles. It is stipulated that each person has one bowl, and it will be gone after eating. Otherwise, it will be tiring to fill these two boys with noodles. That's enough."

Wenzhu smiled: "Then you have to eat faster than him, or else he will finish eating and look at you pitifully, can you resist not giving it?"

Imagining that scene, Lin Yang felt that he couldn't do it, so he could only smile and shake his head, and put the twin brothers' small bowl back in front of them.

Chengzi didn't care about anything, just waited for the meal, and when his father finished serving it, he picked up the small bowl and started to make it, but Yuzi made up his mind to eat chili this time, and pushed his own bowl back in front of his father.

"Big Daddy, eat Honghong." He insisted, his tone unusually firm.

Wenzhu thought he wanted ketchup, and planned to add it to him, but he waved his little hand anxiously: "No this, no this, I want Daddy's Honghong."

Wenzhu calmly continued to coax him: "The big daddy eats this too, this one is newly opened, it's only for you and your younger brother, I don't eat it with my dad."

"It's different!" Yuzu looked like I couldn't be fooled, and pointed to the tomato sauce: "Sweet." Sweet and sour, it tastes like sugar, he has eaten it before.

Then he pointed to the red chili in Dad's bowl: "It's hot." He had never eaten chili before, so he didn't know it was spicy, but he liked it when he ate it hot.

Lin Yang and Wen Zhu were both stunned, this kid is so smart, he should have known it just now, but he just didn't say anything, holding back and waiting for the next bowl of noodles.

"Give it to him, give it to him!" Asparagus took the lead in compromising. In his impression, there was actually nothing he couldn't eat. When he was a child, he had to eat everything that could fit in his mouth, including grass roots, tree bark and mud. How could he be so particular about it? .

Lin Yang thinks that if he doesn’t eat much, there shouldn’t be any problems. He doesn’t remember how old he was when he ate chili. Anyway, he can eat spicy food, and he can also eat asparagus. As his two sons, grapefruit should be a perfect inheritance. their genes.

I gave pomelo peppers, of course oranges are indispensable, this is the first time I have eaten oranges, but both brothers can eat spicy food, so I added a finger of chopped pepper to each bowl, and mixed it with the noodles. lift.

It's just that looking at the small bowl that will soon bottom out, the two fathers have to worry about eating too much, which is really a headache.

In the afternoon, Lin Yang and Wenzhu went up to the mountain to pick bayberry again. After two days of delay, the bayberry on the tree was already ripe, and the fruit turned black and purple, and a layer of bayberry fell on the ground.

It's a pity that Wenzhu couldn't do it, so he picked up a red bayberry that had just fallen to the ground and blew it with his mouth: "I originally said to make more red bayberry wine this year, but looking at it now, it's probably about the same as last year."

"It must be more than last year. Last year, I picked red bayberries alone. Did you forget?" Lin Yang reminded him: "At this time last year, the twins were sick all day because they fell into the pool. Even if they were not sick, they stayed at home. You have to stay at home." If you guard them, you can't go anywhere."

"It's just two annoying spirits." Wenzhu said fiercely, but the movement of stroking the two children was indescribably gentle.

Today, as usual, the two children followed them up the mountain, still lying on the mat to sleep, in fact, they were not sleepy, they just wanted to lie down.

Wen Zhu pinched his little butt alone, "Tomorrow I will go to kindergarten."

Today was Lin Yang picking red bayberry from the tree. Wenzhu still felt it was a pity to see the red bayberry on the ground, so he folded a handful of branches and weeds from the side to make a temporary broom, and gathered the red bayberry on the ground into a pair. Ready to pack them in woven bags.

Lin Yang saw it on the tree and asked him, "Why are you pretending this? You can't eat it, and you can't use it. After two days of storage, you still have to bother to take it out."

Asparagus didn't raise its head, and continued to sweep the red bayberry into the woven bag, and said angrily: "Humans can't eat it, so chickens can't eat it. Don't you forget that our family has dozens of chickens? It takes a big bucket of grain to feed them, and now there are red bayberries for them to eat, I don’t know how happy they are.”

As he was talking, Wenzhu suddenly laughed. He raised his head and joked with Lin Yang, "Hey, you said that our chickens ate red bayberry, so do the eggs they lay taste like red bayberry?"

"Then eat more eggs after two days to see if they smell like bayberry. If the eggs don't smell, kill a chicken and try it."

"I just know how to eat, and I miss the two chickens I raised all day long." Asparagus muttered.

Lin Yang smiled clearly and did not speak. Because of his childhood experience, Wen Zhu always felt uneasy about the future. The external manifestation is hoarding. For example, buying a bag of salt at home is enough, but he does not, he He bought a bag of 10 packs, and this hoarding habit became more serious after he knew how to shop online. It is called "buy a lot and it's cheap."

Toilet paper is the most hoarded at home now. There are all kinds of toilet paper piled up in half the room. Lin Yang doesn’t know how he got it. He can often buy toilet paper for a penny or a dollar. He said He didn't listen to asparagus a few times, and then he didn't bother to talk about it. Anyway, this paper won't be bad, so he can buy it if he likes it.

It’s far away, there are more than 50 chickens in the family now, Lin Yang thinks it’s too many, it’s actually best to have more than a dozen chickens at home, but asparagus is different, it always secretly hatches chickens secretly, and was discovered It also depends on the nest that the hen secretly hugs.

If it weren't for their diligent eating of chickens, Lin Yang has no doubts that their chicken flock has exceeded a hundred, but as it is now, Wenzhu is still not satisfied, and thinks that the family should raise two more pigs.