The only pet salted fish of the sick and weak [entertainment circle]

This is the first time for Shi Zhou to walk the red carpet, and it's just to make fun of it, but it's actually quite boring.

After walking over, put on a good posture and be sure to stop. The flashing lights flickered for a while. The host may have been instructed by someone to increase his role in the scene. He pulled him into an awkward chat for an interview, and it took him a long time to let him go to the infield.

When he found his seat in the pitiful corner farthest from the stage along the list, he was patted on the shoulder just as his butt was touching the chair: "Hey! Shi Zhou, why are you here, Qin Yan?" The city is looking for you."

It was Xin Jing who was standing behind him, talking and pulling him up familiarly: "Let's go, go to the front of the stage, the organizer specially added a chair for you."

Shi Zhou was too lazy to walk over, he and Qin Yancheng are not "brothers are super glue", why are they stuck together, but when I saw the dishes and desserts over there from a distance, I realized that this arrangement is still naked|naked There are three, six, nine, etc. written naked, and even the champagne on that table is of a higher grade. It’s not 01:30, and the dishes are all steaming hot, unlike his own table, which was set too early and the day lily was cold up.

Shi Zhou sat down next to Qin Yancheng for the delicious food. The organizer probably thought about Qin Yancheng's appearance and popularity, and actually arranged him at the table with the first-line superstars in the circle, which caused the atmosphere on the table to be a bit tense. dignified.Fortunately, an idol group on the stage is doing the opening dance, watching the show can relieve the atmosphere.

Shi Zhou greeted him politely, and after sitting down, he began to cook quietly.The media was taking pictures of this table with a "click" on the side. Most of the other people were sitting upright, and no one moved their chopsticks. They were afraid of dirtying the expensive rented dresses or being photographed by the media. Shi Zhou was a little surprised.

Anyway, Shi Zhou didn't rent his clothes, and he wasn't so devoted to waiting for the photo. Could it be possible that he was severely frozen for a round in the outfield first, and now that he finally warmed up, he still has to starve for another night?

Satisfied with wine and food, Shi Zhou enthusiastically peeled the oranges in the fruit plate one by one to pass the time, trying to peel the small sugar oranges completely.As a result, a large pile of naked oranges was placed neatly, and the "human-shaped trash can" was once again sought to solve the waste problem.

Just as Shi Zhou was trying to feed Qin Yancheng, just as the stage lights were all turned off, he suddenly felt a white shadow floating over him, and half of his face was suspended in the air...

Shi Zhou was so excited that the orange was on Qin Yancheng's chin.At this time, the lights came back on with the singing, and Shi Zhou took a closer look, only to find that half of his face was covered with black dye Jiang Song, ragged and disheveled, he could beg for food with a broken bowl and a bamboo pole.

Not only Shi Zhou was taken aback, but the others also had to secretly look sideways.

Jiang Song's previous complacency was trampled under his feet, unwilling and remorseful, but not regretting his bad behavior of framing and humiliating Shi Zhou, but just regretting that his methods were not clever enough and his luck was not good enough.

Why can Shizhou sit at this table, sit with Mr. Qin, and seduce Mr. Qin shamelessly and impudently?Jiang Song took a deep breath, finally gritted his teeth and said humbly: "Shizhou—yes, I'm sorry, it's my fault."

The agent sent him a lot of lines to ask him to say more good things. In front of Mr. Qin and the media, at least he can show a lower profile, and make less talk about those who make up for it.But looking at Shi Zhou's disgusting face, Jiang Song felt so jealous that he couldn't say anything.

He could imagine that after Shi Zhou listened to it, he would definitely humiliate him like a villain and trample on his self-esteem in a weird way.Or at this time, pretending to be the white lotus in the prosperous age, relying on Mr. Qin to support him, she threw herself into his arms and felt wronged.

But in fact, Shi Zhou just casually nodded his head: "Yeah, I see, you can go."

Jiang Song punched the cotton, hesitating even more.But Shi Zhou really didn't have such a complicated idea, he was simply frightened by Jiang Song just now.The oxidized and blackened dye was all over his head, face, and body. Looking at it in the dark, it looked like half his head was hanging in the air. His eyes were still so gloomy and resentful. If he was a timid person, he would be scared to death.

But it's a bit too funny to watch after the bright hall, Shi Zhou's smile is very low, he is afraid that he will be embarrassed if he accidentally laughs out loud, so he just wants to keep him away from sight, and stay where he is cool.

Shi Zhou bumped Qin Yancheng with his elbow, and finally couldn't hold back his laughter. He laughed wildly and asked in a low voice, "Can't you spread the dye evenly on others? And your bodyguards, the upper beam is not straight and the lower beam is crooked , everyone is also an artist, and the clothes are torn like rags."

If Shi Zhou did it himself, it would definitely be a violent style, and the person who beat him would have a bruised nose and a swollen face.

But that didn't seem to be the case. Jiang Song doubled down on what it was like to not be able to lift his head after being humiliated.

Shi Zhou's temper has always come and gone quickly, since he didn't suffer any losses in this matter, he naturally doesn't hold grudges.

And Jiang Song was still thinking about countless scenes where Shi Zhou embarrassed him in public, but Shi Zhou just lazily glanced at the unsolvable oranges piled up on the plate, and grabbed a few for Jiang Song, hoping not to waste food Hurry up and wipe him out with multiple people and multiple strengths.

Jiang Song was full of suspicion, and even suspected that Shi Zhou would not be poisoned, but although he was full of resentment, he was so cowardly that he didn't dare to refuse, and finally bit the bullet and took a few tremblingly, feeling so disturbed that he couldn't taste it. up.As soon as he raised his head, he met Qin Yancheng's indifferent and terrifying eyes, almost choked with fright, and left as if running away.

Qin Yancheng didn't know why he had the idea of ​​not wanting others to eat the oranges peeled by Shi Zhou just now, but it just passed by, and his heart quickly returned to calm.

The popular superstar next to Shi Zhou went backstage to get ready, Xin Jing sat down and said, "Wow, Shi Zhou, I want to eat oranges—you peeled them for Qin Yancheng?"

Shi Zhou said sincerely: "Then you eat quickly! Your hands are itchy and peeled too much, you can't finish eating. Speaking of which, I just wanted to ask, do you two know each other?"

"Let's count it as a child. Besides, from elementary school to high school, we have been in the same class all the time. What a bad relationship!"

Shi Zhou tilted his head slightly, looked at the always expressionless Qin Yancheng next to him, and suddenly remembered that Xin Jing should have seen what Qin Yancheng looked like when he was young, then he saw himself as a fake... there was still a little bit of it A lingering little embarrassment.

Xin Jing and Shi Zhou were not on the same channel. He watched Shi Zhou's expression change and his smile was a little stiff, and he quickly clarified: "Don't think too much, although I look full of innocence, but I am a big girl who fascinates thousands of little zeros." Onslaught!"

Shi Zhou was amused by his phrase "full of childlike innocence". There are still people who describe his baby face like that.

He immediately forgot about the embarrassment, and quickly waved his hands, "No, no, since it's my own, then I'll just tell the truth, we don't actually have that kind of relationship."

Moreover, Qin Yancheng doesn't seem to be too curved. Using Shizhou's precise "gay" to detect, Qin Yancheng seems to be pinched by ice, neither straight nor curved.

Then Xin Jing laughed wildly, "Qin Yancheng, can you do it" all over his face, and was killed by Qin Yancheng's eye knife, he quickly shut up, hurriedly added Shizhou's WeChat, and quickly ran away.

Qin Yancheng covered his lips and started coughing again.He has a weak immune system, and he has had some colds for the past few days. Tonight, he was blown by the strong north wind again, and his cough became worse.

Shi Zhou sat beside him and listened to his coughing, always fearing that he would have an asthma attack.That day, he accidentally found out that his birthday would be soon, Shi Zhou only hoped that he could at least live to the new year smoothly.

Because my brother used to say that a new year is a new beginning, and after the birthday, all bad luck will be cleared, and I will start a new life with everyone's blessings and expectations.

——Shi Zhou believed in this when he was a child, but when he grew up, he felt that his brother was just coaxing the children to play.But when Shi Li passed away unexpectedly, Shi Zhou began to suspect wildly that it was because Shi Li's birthday happened to be on a business trip in Melbourne that year, and he was too busy to celebrate his birthday in time, and he couldn't send his blessings, so that's why...

This is going too far, but no matter what, Shi Zhou decided to pray for Qin Yancheng's health and longevity on his birthday.

Shi Zhou got acquainted with Qin Yancheng, and became more courageous. He quickly reached out and touched his neck and forehead unexpectedly, and then came to the conclusion: "Qin Yancheng, you have a fever!"

Qin Yancheng's lips turned pale, but his expression was very indifferent: "Low fever."

No wonder he didn't eat much tonight, and the low-grade fever was even more uncomfortable.Shi Zhou was still shocked just now why he had to sit upright like a star to maintain his image. It turned out that he had been feeling sick for a long time and lost his appetite.

"Then why don't you take a good rest at home, and what are you doing at this dinner party?"

Qin Yancheng stared at Shi Zhou for a moment, then fell silent, as if he was thinking, but also as if he had nothing to say.

It took him a long time before he answered slowly and expressionlessly: "Jinshui Film and Television City will start operating next month."

Although the answer seemed to be irrelevant, Shi Zhou was still thinking about Qin Yancheng's physical condition, so he didn't think about it: "Oh, then you are considered half of the circle, and you really should show your face more, otherwise it would be too wasteful .”

Shi Zhou's itinerary was very loose, and the next day he slept until the sun was up, only to be woken up in a daze by the vibration of his mobile phone.

Yawning lazily, he reluctantly stretched out his hand from the warm blanket to unplug the charger, then quickly grabbed the phone and retracted it, wrapped in the blanket and groping for news in the dark——

Good guy, it's the first time in my life that I'm on the trending search!

#时舟吃相雅雅小王子#

#干饭人干饭酒食饭饭是爱人#

#Excellent Temperament Silly Hanhan#

But for Shi Zhou, a "trash" with a lot of black fans, although countless people praised him, even Weibo has gained a lot of fans, but there are also countless people who are sneering:

[A poor country bun who has never seen the world, and is so eager to eat when he sees food, is he reincarnated as a starving ghost?]

【That's it?So what if the food looks good, I think it's very contrived]

[Who are you hooking up with again this time?Doesn't seem to be Qixing's Mr. Zheng anymore? 】

This question is on point, another trending search made Shi Zhou even more speechless, a moving picture of him and Qin Yancheng sitting together was captured, it was not an intimate action, but just a moment when they just happened to look at each other , plus Shi Zhou lowered his head to peel an orange, Qin Yancheng quietly watched the three-second motion picture of his side face, so he "liked to mention" the hot search terms with ambiguous content.

The fans below have been torn apart. Although Qin Yancheng is not an artist, his fans are numerous:

[It just happens to be sitting next to me, what can someone who is incompatible with each other have?When you eat, everyone is eight feet away from you, right? 】

[It's impossible for Mr. Qin in our family to have anything to do with such a passer-by with an embroidered pillow, who is Shi Zhou?do not know. 】

[It's really big courage, what kind of small fish and shrimp dare to touch the porcelain Qin Yancheng, looking for death, right? 】

Shi Zhou's fans were unwilling to reply:

[Is your fan family exceptionally noble?Our baby doesn’t care about this kind of heat]

[As for crazy dog ​​fans like you, Qin Yancheng deserves to be single, who would dare to fall in love with him]

【Are you blind? Qin Yancheng is clearly peeping at Shizhou, why should Shizhou take the blame? 】

This is not bad, the two sides immediately fought together, and the tearing was in full swing.

The most ridiculous thing is that there is actually a small group of CP fans in the middle, which is not annoying. They just secretly circled the site, started to make sugar and entertainment quietly, and even named the CP - "Chengzhou".The two characters are homonyms of their names, and they are quite literary, but Shi Zhou doesn't know if it's because his head is full of pornographic waste, and there seems to be something wrong.

Can I just say that the verbs are pretty subtle?