The only pet salted fish of the sick and weak [entertainment circle]

Shi Zhou was astonished as if being struck by lightning: "Qin, Qin Yancheng, you don't know that Young Master likes men?"

Before Qin Yancheng could react, Shi Zhou immediately added: "Don't be afraid! I don't have to like every man, I really don't like you!"

This is the truth, Shi Zhou just likes the appearance of all beauties who are over the top.

Unless he is crazy, he would like this kind of ice cubes that he knows at first glance that even if he likes them, he is useless. It is a waste of emotion.

The expression on Qin Yancheng's face was not the surprise after he suddenly learned about Shi Zhou's sexual orientation.

He frowned slightly, and looked at Shi Zhou with complicated eyes.

Of course he knew that Shi Zhou liked men. When the two met for the first time, Shi Zhou hugged him tightly and would not let go, and his mouth was full of those words. Qin Yancheng's appearance was quite different from that of a woman, so it must not be that he had misidentified his gender.

But he has never seen such an exaggerated, hungry little pervert. It is impossible that Shi Zhou has not seen other bodies of the same sex in these years. No matter how bad he is, he can look down at himself, and he can even get a nosebleed just by looking at him. ?

Shi Zhou snorted: "The bathtub in my house is broken, otherwise I wouldn't take a bath with you."

Qin Yancheng took a deep breath and regained his composure: "The hair dryer is on the shelf over there, you can call me if you want clothes."

Reason told him that it was disgusting to be missed to such an extent.

But for some reason, when it was placed on Shi Zhou, he didn't find it annoying anymore, but was inexplicably annoyed by Shi Zhou's unfailing and categorical "I don't like you".

Shi Zhou tilted his head: "Qin Yancheng, what kind of displeased expression do you have, don't you...are you homophobic?"

Without saying a word, Qin Yancheng closed the door and left.

——Come on, Qin Yancheng is definitely homophobic, suddenly the air pressure in his body drops suddenly, and he is suddenly unhappy, as for what.

I haven't dismissed you as mentally ill yet, how dare you be homophobic!

Shi Zhou put on his clothes and washed the nosebleeds off his face. Even though the dining table was full of delicious food, it couldn't stop him from repeating the scene he just saw in his mind.

Qin Yancheng put Shi Zhou's favorite cola chicken wings in front of him: "Eat more, you won't be able to eat it the day after tomorrow."

Shi Zhou smiled and asked, "Are you reluctant to part with me?"

The day after tomorrow, I will go to record a show. Although it is said that there are mountains and seas, good scenery, eating, drinking and having fun, that is why Shi Zhou decided to participate, but after all, it is not as good as Aunt Zhang's excellent cooking skills, and even more so. It can't compare to the delicious food that Qin Yancheng occasionally cooks himself.

Although he asked Qin Yancheng that, but in fact he was a little reluctant to leave.

I don't know what kind of Gu I was hit by, but I actually feel a little bit of nostalgia for this handsome and freezing ice sculpture in front of me.

Fortunately, Qin Yancheng's health has improved a lot in the past two days. Shi Zhou persevered in staring at him for eating, taking stomach medicine, and not being allowed to stay up late at work. Qin Yancheng's lips finally returned to a light red color, which also gave Shi Zhou a sudden feeling. A sense of accomplishment of "cultivating a great beauty".

——Less than a week away from home, Qin Yancheng should be fine.

Late at night, when Shi Zhou closed his eyes, his mother's mind was filled with that shocking picture that he had so hard to forget.

He really wanted to jump up and share it with his minion fans, wanting to shout: I saw it!I saw it!He is really big! The first two words of "Qi Da Huo Hao" are already satisfied, and the last two words need to be verified for the time being-but anyway, my writing is at least half true!

Thinking by day and dreaming by night, the dream was full of "spring", Shi Zhou slept until 09:30, and woke up to find that he was embarrassed.

While scolding Qin Yancheng with a red face, he washed himself and his underwear, put on his clothes and went downstairs to look for food.

There were two bottles of asthma spray hidden in the drawer of Shi Zhou's bedside cabinet, and he also bought nitroglycerin, in case Qin Yancheng would suddenly suffer from acute angina.Originally, Shi Zhou kept half of it, and Qin Yancheng asked him to keep the other half, but he changed his face on the spot and said that he didn't need it. In the end, Shi Zhou had no choice but to keep it all by himself.

Looking through Weibo, yesterday his Weibo has been ignited by those photos of Qin Yancheng, and his fans have increased dramatically again, and he is also one of the most famous fans in the circle.Everyone knows that he is an all-rounder. He can write articles and contribute photos to welfare. He has a huge output and is amphibious on land and sea.

Just flipping through the album to choose more photos as benefits, but Secretary Bai Ran suddenly called: "Brother Shi, Boss Qin is not feeling well, why don't you come and persuade him to go to the hospital? It's too scary, we dare not Advise, lest he get angry..."

In Bai Ran's heart, Shi Zhou has long been the wife of the main house, and he could only watch in horror before, but now at least there are reinforcements who can move in to complain.

Shi Zhou hurriedly asked, "What happened to him?"

"It's better now. Boss Qin suddenly had difficulty breathing and dizziness just now. He almost passed out in the conference room, which frightened us all."

"Damn it!" Shi Zhou took a breath, and his heart sank immediately, "You wait for me to go over right away."

This is the first time for Shi Zhou to visit the headquarters of the Qin Group. The ladies at the front desk in the lobby shouted "Mr. They were so excited that they had "knocked up" written all over their faces.

On the way to the top floor, Qin Yancheng pushed open the door of the office, his face was pale, his lips were not pale but a little lavender, and he was leaning on the sofa with his eyes closed to rest.

He was wearing a suit jacket next to him. At this time, he was only wearing a white shirt. The top buttons were unbuttoned two or three times. The always neat and straight fabric was wrinkled on his chest, probably because he unconsciously wrinkled it just now when he had difficulty breathing. .

Qin Yancheng heard the noise, still closed his eyes, and said indifferently: "Go out."

Shi Zhou stepped forward and asked, "What's wrong? Come on, I'll take you to the hospital!"

"Shizhou? Why are you here?" Qin Yancheng's face softened a little, but he was still a little sullen, "Who told you?"

Bai Ran who tipped off the news had long since fled, so Shi Zhou naturally couldn't betray her, and said with his head held high:

"I'm a prophet! I want to practice driving right now, so I'll come and see you."

A few days ago, Qin Yancheng asked Shi Zhou to pick a car for his daily commuting. He finally chose a Lamborghini, which he liked very much in his previous life. Unfortunately, the white one was out of stock at that time, so he didn't buy it.

Shi Zhou died in a car accident, so he was a little scared to be honest.

Fortunately, after practicing a few times, I am confident in my driving skills again. Thank goodness for not encountering idiots who drive drunk and drive backwards.

Qin Yancheng believed Shi Zhou's words, closed his eyes tiredly, and said in a hoarse and low voice, "I'm fine, you can go back."

Shi Zhou obviously breathed a sigh of relief yesterday, but now he brought it up again.It seems that Qin Yancheng has not recovered at all. His symptoms are getting closer and closer to the end of sudden death from asthma-induced heart disease, which makes people have to be afraid. Shi Zhou has to consider whether to cancel the recording of the reality show temporarily.

Shi Zhou asked: "How do you feel now? Does your heart feel uncomfortable? Are you still having difficulty breathing?"

"I'll say it again, I'm fine." Qin Yancheng was very indifferent, with the word impatient almost written on his face.

Seeing Qin Yancheng's irritable and sullen face, Shi Zhou thought in his heart that if he asked one more question, he would step on the tail of the crazy critic again, and he would be trampled to death.

——But after thinking about it, damn it, I just came here because I was so worried about you, don't you know how to flirt with me?Looking for scolding, right?

Fortunately, Qin Yancheng still had a conscience, and before Shi Zhou could vent his anger, he softened his voice: "A little girl in the sales department raised hamsters, and she gave birth to a litter a few days ago."

Shi Zhou was annoyed and said "Oh": "It's not interesting, I also touched the little hamster."

He just touched it, and his stern and terrible father didn't even let him keep a hamster. When he was still in middle school, his brother secretly bought one for him.

It was discovered, and the poor little hamster was almost crushed to death by his father, after which Shi Zhou never dared to raise it again.

"I heard that there are too many children, and I am looking for someone to adopt."

Shi Zhou's eyes lit up: "Huh? You mean I can go and ask for one?"

After all, it is still a child's mind, so it is so easy to be distracted.

Qin Yancheng was helpless: "The company expressly prohibits keeping these things, don't let them know that I told you."

Shi Zhou said: "Wow, your boss is really nice—but I remember you are allergic to furry animals, can you keep them at home?"

"Just keep it in your own room."

Seeing Shi Zhou's sudden appearance, everyone thought it was Madam who came to check the post, and they thought that something was wrong, and President Qin found out about the distribution of hamsters!

Just as he hurriedly packed up the cage to cover up the "criminal" evidence, Shi Zhou blinked and asked sincerely, "Do you still have hamster cubs?"

A thin girl hurriedly said: "I was wrong! I'll take them home today, Mr. Zhou Zhou... Ma'am! Ma'am, if I don't have this month's bonus, I will really eat dirt." !"

Shi Zhou was very embarrassed by the overly serious title of "Madam", and the two of them were obviously not on the same channel, Shi Zhou patted his chest: "Don't worry, I promise to take care of it seriously!"

The girl breathed a sigh of relief while being puzzled: "Huh? You're not here for inspection? Boss Qin doesn't know?"

Shi Zhou shrugged, pretending that Qin Yancheng didn't know yet, and urged her to take the other hamsters home as soon as possible, because Qin Yancheng is allergic after all.

It wasn't until Shi Zhou was contentedly sitting in Qin Yancheng's office playing with the little hamster cubs in the cage that he realized that he was going to take Qin Yancheng to see a doctor, but now Qin Yancheng had already gone to continue the meeting , I can't catch it back.

--Depend on!What kind of fool am I!

To be dismissed so easily by Qin Yancheng!

Shi Zhou had no choice but to grab a random person and ask Qin Yancheng when the meeting would be over, and the other party replied that this was the quarterly summary meeting of the high-level executives, and it was estimated to take four hours.

Shi Zhou was stunned by this terrible time, very helpless, but he couldn't get him out of the meeting room and take him to see a doctor, so he had to give up for now, and wait until the meeting was over.

The more you wait, the more boring you get. The hamster cub is small and fragile. Shi Zhou is afraid that he will play with it to death, so he can't always tease it.

Bored, he took out his mobile phone and looked at the people who were waiting to be fed in the comment area of ​​the trumpet and private messages.

I have released pigeons for two consecutive days. Qin Yancheng gave him a huge inspiration yesterday, and I must update the codeword today!

The erotic and stunning scene of Qin Yancheng's naked body reappeared before Shi Zhou's eyes, and the desire to code words swelled up.

My heart is itchy, inspiration is fleeting after all, it may be too late if I don’t write now.The two villains in Shi Zhou's heart fought and struggled again and again, but he decided to take the risk and set his sights on Qin Yancheng's computer.

——I just use it, I can definitely delete all the evidence.

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