Ragdoll Live Streaming Tigers [Transmigration Book]

It turns out that the intelligence of animals in this world is higher than that of the previous world, because they are counted as intelligent life, so there is a proper term for the group - the Weiss.Generally speaking, those wild animals were common in the last world. In this world, their intelligence as adults is often comparable to that of adult humans, while domestic animals are often used for infants and young children aged 0-8.

For example: Panda Panda is so popular because he currently has the IQ of a human being. Except for the unchangeable hardware condition of his voice, which makes him unable to speak human words, he is basically an independent "human being".

Seeing the popularity of Pang Pang on the whole network, Le Ling was in awe of Bubble Mutual Entertainment, which produced a live variety show.

It is true that wherever people run, enterprises will chase.This market acumen and planning and execution ability are absolutely amazing!

It is not difficult to see that live broadcasts involving the Weiss are very popular.Because most of the Weiss have entered the life of Eden, humans in this world rarely have access to animals.If you want to be accompanied by cute pets, you must obtain the corresponding cooperation license in accordance with the regulations, and promise to be responsible for the board and lodging of the Weiss during the cooperation period. The qualification review of different species is also strict.

The price of food, drink, housing and transportation related products of the Weiss is very high. Even raising a three-year-old cat with intelligence requires at least 20 net worth as a guarantee, so there is still a certain threshold to have companionship.This is true for domesticated animals, not to mention animals like tigers, pandas and lions.

Therefore, human beings have always been very enthusiastic about animal live broadcasts. Those with small animals and those without small animals at home love to watch these live broadcasts, and their consumption power is also amazing.

After knowing this information, Le Ling went to look at the long registration list, and found that the rarer animals were all ranked high, while domesticated animals like chickens, dogs, and cats rarely made it to the top. Row.

He touched his chin and pondered for a moment.

According to the current situation, animals with higher application qualification requirements are more popular among humans.

Le Ling looked at the little tiger who had been staring at him, and smiled slowly: "God-sent, you really have a great opportunity! Let's decide what you want to shoot?"

Shen Hongguang's long beard twitched, and he thought to himself, high math and dancing were just child's play for him.Now that I have made up my mind to participate in this show, how can I not be No.1?

He can perform stock trading.Recently, he has been very optimistic about several stocks, and it is time to show his superb financial management skills to the people of the whole country.

Full of confidence, Shen Hongguang stretched out his tiger paws to touch the mouse, but it was really difficult to move the mouse with one paw, so he held the mouse with two paws, and clicked into the frequently used webpage column.But because it was too difficult to control, he accidentally clicked on the large barrage website Station I, and clicked on a "Don't Laugh Challenge" video.

"Huh, what do you mean?" Le Ling's eyes lit up, "You really have a lot of ideas. You are worthy of being my good boy, who has inherited Dad's intelligence. Okay, then I will collect some funny videos now, let's do it. Laughing challenge."

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Shen Hongguang jumped to the keyboard, wanting to show his thoughts to Le Ling, but found that Le Ling was already obsessed with selecting the video. In order to prevent spoilers, he even pulled his paws away, and carried himself out of the room. Door.

"We want to do the real Don't Laugh challenge, you can't watch it in advance, otherwise the video is not real enough!"

Le Ling preached to the tiger with a serious face, and then closed the door.

"..."

If Le Ling wasn't a very cute long-haired puppet cat, Shen Hongguang would have been furious and told him to get out of his office building if he was misunderstood and treated like this.But now, listening to Le Ling who was laughing across the door, he just sighed faintly.

If you really can't do anything about Le Ling, then watch a funny video and shoot a "don't laugh" challenge.Anyway, he has a good laugh, so he should be able to maintain his majesty.

Maybe……?

Shen Hongguang's majesty was broken half a day later at night.

Le Ling held a USB flash drive in one hand and a small video recorder brought up by the hotel in the other, with a weird smile on his face: "Without further ado, this is an interesting video that I carefully selected all afternoon, let's take a look." But since it’s a challenge of not laughing, there must be a punishment. How about this, if you smile once, you can eat a slice of lemon.”

On the small table in front of the computer, there are many sliced ​​lemons in a small white bowl. The tender yellow lemon slices exude a fragrant smell, and the pungent smell floats into Le Ling's nose along the air: "Don't worry, I've checked and this lemon has no physical effect on my little tiger, he just feels sour."

Inserting the black USB flash drive into the computer, Le Ling carried Shen Hongguang onto the special high stool, and the computer's camera automatically turned on the video recording function, taking a very clear picture of the little tiger's face from top to bottom.

The round hairy ears and mighty big eyes make Shen Hongguang cute and majestic, and his eyes are fixed on the computer screen.

Le Ling turned on my computer, found the folder in the USB flash drive containing the dozen or so small videos he downloaded in the afternoon, and clicked on the first video.The built-in video player of the system pops up automatically, and the video starts playing soon.

The light from the computer screen shone on Shen Hongguang's face. His tiger face was very serious. Through the hair, to be honest, he couldn't see his expression at all.

"Are you wondering how a tiger should laugh?" Le Ling raised his eyebrows, and tied the camera on Shen Hongguang's head, "I also think it is difficult to see whether he is smiling through the thick tiger hair, so , I put the camera on him, so that whenever he smiles, the lens will vibrate more frequently.

After a while, I will put a small box in the upper right corner of the video, so that everyone can see whether he is smiling or not.But it's hard to say, maybe my Tianci didn't hold back his smile, but just grinned?In this way, there is no need for camera shake, and everyone can see clearly hahaha! "

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The first few videos are a bit boring. They are the daily life of stupid human beings and the rewards of human confusing behavior.For example, wearing a mask, in order to eat, cut a hole in the mask, open your mouth in the unbelievable eyes of passers-by, and bite off the whole ham from the gap in the mask.Or a group of macho men wearing sexy pink skirts and earthy music dancing expressionlessly in the square to meet the eyes of old grandmas who are looking down.

Standing behind Shen Hongguang, Le Ling's face did not appear in the camera, and only his thin figure was captured in the camera.But even though it was the second time watching these videos, Le Ling could still feel the sense of boredom and joy. He couldn't help laughing non-stop, making Shen Hongguang's ears and beard twitch.

As a goblin who became a spirit earlier in the tiger clan, he never had much affection for the human race. In his time, human beings were very fragile creatures, and even a gust of wind could make them sick and die.Therefore, just as humans do not take ants to heart, Shen Hongguang has never taken humans to heart.

Let me ask, will human beings feel the joy of seeing little ants dancing, or seeing little ants eating in weird ways?Therefore, Shen Hongguang didn't find it funny at all, and he couldn't understand the reason why Le Ling laughed.

The tiger in front of the camera had a cold face, he was breathing very lightly, and the word bored was written in his eyes.

During the interval between video jumps, Le Ling finally got rid of the silly joy. He took a few deep breaths to stop his smile, and then said confidently: "I can see that, you don't think these videos are interesting. However, I have already made second-hand preparations, and in the next video, you are ready to face the baptism of the storm!"

He rubbed the tiger's head, and his white fingers interspersed in the orange, white and black hair looked extraordinarily beautiful, just like the owner of the hand, full of a kind of beauty.

Soon, the next video began to play - the first thing that caught Shen Hongguang's eyes was a tiger.

The big tiger's eyes lit up with the word "boring", and Shen Hongguang's lazy and distracted attention began to concentrate.

In the first few seconds of the video, there is a glossy tiger walking in the prairie. There is a row of small text notes at the bottom of the video, saying that the tiger is very hungry.At this moment, a goat suddenly appeared in front of it, and the tiger, which was supposed to be hunting well, stopped suddenly and stopped!The video stood still for a second, and then the painting style changed suddenly. A human mouth was pasted on the tiger's face, and the mouth opened and closed to sing a song related to begging.

Le Ling behind him kept laughing again, his joy seemed to want to run into Shen Hongguang's mind and infect him like a virus, trying to make him laugh out loud.

Shen Hongguang moved his beard, he felt that this video was more meaningful than the previous video, quite abrupt and interesting.Of course, it's still not up to the level that makes him laugh out loud.

"Not bad, you have a good sense of humor." Le Ling gave a thumbs up, "But the fun is always in the back."

Unhurriedly, he clicked on another video.

This is a post-earthquake video. A tiger was walking on the cracked road, but accidentally fell into the crack, but because the tiger itself was too fat, it couldn't get stuck there.The painful and helpless tiger started to growl, and a few minutes later, another tiger passing by saw the pitiful chubby tiger.He first smiled at the corner of his mouth and admired the unlucky fat tiger, and then he slowly gave a helping hand, pulling the tiger out of the gap with difficulty.

The successfully rescued tiger was very happy. He jumped and ran towards the savior, with a very joyful expression on his face.In the end, because he was too fat, he didn't stop the car, and suddenly knocked the tiger standing in front of him into the gap. Unfortunately, he got stuck in the gap again, and blocked the way out of the tiger below.

The subsequent reversal only happened within one second. At the end of the video, there were two close-ups of the chubby tiger with a confused face and the rescue tiger with only his head showing an ugly expression. There was also a particularly amusing scene. funny music.

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Ten seconds later, Shen Hongguang's beard twitched violently while sitting on the chair, and the corners of his mouth twitched uncontrollably.He really wanted to maintain the superficial calm, but he found that he couldn't.

Some things just get more funny the more you think about them!

The corners of the mouth turned up involuntarily, the big eyes of the little tiger narrowed slightly, showing a curved arc, and the chest had a different kind of ups and downs.At first, he was very restrained, but soon, he uncontrollably fluctuated, and even a slight gurgling sound could be heard coming from Shen Hongguang's throat.

The video recorder on his body faithfully recorded the fact that he laughed, and the high-frequency shaking lens and the grunting sound from the tiger's throat were included in the video.

This time Le Ling didn't laugh out loud, but just curled her lips in satisfaction——Small sample, this is just the beginning, and the less funny things I found before are to make you relax your vigilance.

The puppet cat's thousand-layer routine is not so simple!After all, video is interesting only if it has material.

Leling: XD

The author has something to say: Shen Hongguang: Let's perform a stock trading day for everyone and earn millions.

Le Ling: (Press the tiger's paw of the stock market) My family Tianci brings you a challenge of not laughing. Friends who like it send a small flower to our brain-rot boy, let me see your hands~!

Shen Hongguang:?