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Sanhuamao, who was sitting in the empty seat next to him, was obediently turned into an airplane ear by Osamu Dazai, and lay softly on the stool, eating the crab sticks that Osamu Dazai shared with him.

It's so cute that Osamu Dazai wanted to tease it: "Why are you so smart? Could it be that you are a cat who has practiced? Let me tell you, I have a partner who likes little cats like you who hang out the most. Yes, he will give warmth to stray cats in rainy days. However, if he is really caught, I am afraid that he will be treated inhumanly. If you meet him, remember to avoid him."

Just as he was talking, Ango Sakaguchi came and sat in his old seat to watch Osamu Dazai tease the cat.

Ango still looked like a sleep-deprived social animal, seeing Dazai Osamu play with the cat, quite envious.

Osamu Dazai picked up Ango's tomato juice and asked, "Why do you want to quit drinking? I've been drinking soft drinks recently."

Ango Sakaguchi also stroked the cat's soft fur, "I have to work overtime later, so I can't drink."

Osamu Dazai took a sip of spirits and hugged the cat with one hand: "Today is payday, why do you work overtime when you have money in hand? Is overtime wages so attractive?"

"Ango, you work so much overtime, how much is your salary?" Osamu Dazai was full of curiosity and had nowhere to show off that he almost got rich, so he planned to find some satisfaction from his friends.

Sanhuamao looked at Ango Sakaguchi, who was tired and didn't want to talk, and then at Osamu Dazai, who was so bored that he was going crazy, and sighed. He didn't know what was going on with Mori Ogai for the past two days, and he didn't make any arrangements for Osamu Dazai. Work.

Such a big killer walks outside every day, and all the floating hair on its body has been plucked. If this continues, the cute three-colored cat will be bald.

Ever since Dazai and Chuya handed over the gold to Mr. Mori, he has never received any missions, and he doesn't know what big move that man is planning. Dazai has no intention of greeting him, just bored alone, crazy .

Unable to withstand Dazai Osamu's torture, Sakaguchi Ango made a gesture.

"Add ten to the end?" Dazai Osamu was a little surprised, a salary of hundreds of thousands?It's a bit unreasonable!

"Port Mafia has always been that the more capable you are, the more you earn." Ango Sakaguchi looked back at his friend, "Working overtime like me, you should add two zeros after that to be worthy of my overtime work."

In a word, Osamu Dazai was able to shut himself up while hugging the cat.

Good guy, it turns out that he is surrounded by rich people, only he is poor, weak and pitiful, and he is a quasi-cadre. He has not earned as much as Ango, the middle class, in a quarter.

Dazai Osamu was originally proud of his salary, but it was a pity that he met a social animal, the kind who was on duty around the clock and had a high degree of education, special abilities, and a wide range of knowledge.

Huh?Thinking about it this way, it is too strange that Anwu is still in the middle class, "Anwu, are you about to be promoted?"

This time it's Ango Sakaguchi's turn to be speechless, he is a spy from the government, he is a high-ranking Mafia at the port...

Ango Sakaguchi recalled more and more work recently, and then thought about the transfer of the head of the intelligence department, don't be caught by the crow mouth of Osamu Dazai!

"Dazai?" Ango Sakaguchi turned his head stiffly, "How sure are you? Me, my God..."

Osamu Dazai acted in a laid-back manner with nothing to do with himself: "Ango, don't be afraid~ Isn't it that when you become a high-level person, you will have a stronger sense of presence in front of the government~ It's just a few rounds of chasing and killing, you have to believe in yourself ,you can."

"Look at me, when I was 16 years old, I easily escaped the snipers of the government's military and other government organizations."

Ango Sakaguchi heheed twice, but he couldn't say that he wasn't afraid of being attacked when he became a high-level person.

You know, he, Ango Sakaguchi, is the nail inserted into the Mafia port by the Supernatural Secret Service.If a traitor becomes a high-level official and registers with the high-level government because of becoming a high-level official at the port Mafia, do you think he can go back?

Ango Sakaguchi was very anxious for a moment, afraid that he would be locked on the ship Mafia at the port, and his mind wandered, looking for a way to escape.

Osamu Dazai misunderstood him. Seeing that Ango didn't complain that he was able to escape the sniper embarrassingly because of his partner, he thought that Ango was really worried, so he immediately restrained his emotions and turned to comfort his friend.

"Ango, don't be afraid. Although the port Mafia is said to be an anti-drug force, this is Japan, where the mafia is legal and pays taxes. What's more, our port Mafia has made great achievements in drug control. This time the attack will probably not be too serious. Top At most, it’s just a beating and a formality.”

"Oda Saku and I are your backing. If you can't stand it, just call and we can come to rescue you."

Ango Sakaguchi didn't speak at all, and the disdainful eyes through the glasses directly passed to Osamu Dazai. Ango's judgmental eyes swept over Osamu Dazai, with a handsome face and a slightly thinner figure compared to adults, Just enough muscle for self-preservation.

In conclusion, this is a loudspeaker that runs fast and has a loud voice.

Just imagine, one day he really failed to meet Mori Ogai's arrangement, and unfortunately became a senior executive of the port Mafia, and would face three rounds of sniping.

He and Osamu Dazai were walking on the road together, and encountered the enemy's ambush head-on. Osamu Dazai reacted quickly and dodged flexibly. When retreating, he was one step faster and ran ahead. He couldn't outrun Osamu Dazai, so he was forced to retreat and became a cover. , was unfortunately caught.Then, the rescuers called by Osamu Dazai successfully rescued him who was beaten.

Or, the enemy's encirclement is extremely tight. When encountering the enemy, although he and Dazai tried their best to break through, the weak chicken is still a weak chicken even if it gets angry. A big man stepped forward, punched him, and confessed to Dazai and him up.At this moment, Osamu Dazai launched the ultimate ultimatum, "Calling loudly", "Chuya, come quickly, someone beats me, if I come late, I will be cold."

Dazai Osamu's partner, Nakahara Nakahara, came quickly on a motorcycle. After knocking everyone down, he would probably just drag Dazai away. As for him who was beaten along with him, he probably had to contact the hospital by himself and lie down and wait for someone to pick him up.

……

"Dazai?" Ango Sakaguchi really didn't want to hurt his friend, "Are you sure you want to protect me?"

Squeezing Dazai Osamu's slightly weak muscles, Ango Sakaguchi doubted his friend and didn't know how much he weighed.

Osamu Dazai was doubted by his friends, so he sat up straight and said loudly: "Am I useless without strength? Brain, you need to know how useful my brain is."

Osamu Dazai yelled and pointed to his head: "This is the wealth of the whole of Japan. Even if you search all over Japan, there are not many people as smart as me. In addition, the direction of skill points is different. I am unique. .”

"Well~ I don't deny that you are very smart." Ango Sakaguchi comforted the anxious Osamu Dazai at the right time, followed by a blow, "But you also need a little self-knowledge, you are a weak civil servant just like me."

"Civilian staff, there is a brain that stares blankly."

"Imagine, a small alien monster flies from the sky. I have analyzed the data and investigated a lot of information. After getting the information, you can designate the optimal plan. Then, due to insufficient force, we can probably be killed by a bunch of people." .”

"Anyway, if you want me to say, force value is more important. Brain, even if it's not top-notch, everyone has it. Only the top force value is irreplaceable. If you don't have it, you really don't have it."

All in all, Ango Sakaguchi rejected Osamu Dazai's offer of protection in person, and went out to find Odasaku by himself.

Only Osamu Dazai stayed in the bar and looked at each other with the kitten. The kitten jumped on the stool, stretched out a paw, and carried it on Dazai Osamu's lap, meowing in comfort.

Osamu Dazai accepted this comfort, picked up the kitten, "Why are you so smart, you must be a spirit! May I call you Teacher Cat?"

Natsume Kitty refused Dazai Osamu's wild masturbation, and disappeared at the door wagging its tail.

The shop owner was brushing the glass, watching Osamu Dazai lying down on the table bored again, and said: "If you have so much money recently, should you consider paying the owed wine money together?"

"Ah, I can't swipe my card here, so please take out cash."

The owner of the shop, an ordinary shop owner, unexpectedly shares the same payday with the port Mafia, and it is not known how much credit Dazai Osamu has for this.

The salary he just received from the finance department has not been able to stay in the hands of Osamu Dazai for 24 hours, so he left again in such a cruel way.

"Your wallet is empty, it's almost there, do you want me to give you a discount?" The store owner smiled, watching Osamu Dazai get angry and took out a round frog coin purse.

After checking the bill, the originally plump frog was shriveled, and only the card given by Zhongye still had money.

Osamu Dazai was walking on the streets of Yokohama, wondering how he could be so poor.

Port Mafia is so dangerous, it has always been a top-paying job, and above the middle level has always been a car, wine, and food.

And what about his Dazai?No matter how much you earn, you can only get the basic salary, and the huge monthly bonuses are directly transferred to Chuya or Mr. Mori to pay compensation.

Although the basic salary of a quasi-cadre is high, all kinds of expenses are also high, such as clothing and jewelry for attending receptions, and money for gathering information for business talks. Where do you not need to spend money?It's not enough to fill in all the bonuses, and he lives on the pocket money given to him by Zhong Ye on weekdays.

It stands to reason that in Osamu Dazai's social circle, as the only man who has intimate contact with 3 and still has pocket money, he should be content.It's just that this kind of thing can't be compared, and there will be no sense of happiness when compared.

Don't look at Osamu Dazai's suit and leather shoes looking glamorous, his pockets are cleaner than his face.

As one of the most high-profile executives at the port Mafia, Osamu Dazai successfully used his good cards to achieve unexpected and amazing achievements such as 'penniless' and 'heavy in debt'.

It can only be said that Osamu Dazai has amazing self-creation in extraordinary aspects.

Zhong also laughed at him, "It's clear that you spent your own money without planning, and used the activity funds to show kindness."

"Huh? Is Chuuya serious? Do you think I'm that kind of good person in Chuya's eyes?"

The author has something to say:

After getting paid, Osamu Dazai: I'm so rich!

Ango Sakaguchi, who got a lot of bonuses after working overtime: What did you say?

Chuya Nakahara, who is also a social animal: Are you sure?

Ogai Mori, the leader of the whole country: Counting the gold... By the way, come here, Chuya, this is your half.Eh?Dazai, are you there?The gang also called a few large trucks to go, and the middle is also going to give out bonuses.

Osamu Dazai: I am so poor!

Barkeeper: It's time to pay for your drink.

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