When James received a long-distance cross-country call from his friend, he was embracing left and right on vacation in a remote Australian seaside.
He then asked, "Let me guess, our 1% Mr., are you experiencing emotional problems? Need me, an expert who has been in the rivers and lakes and fought all over the world, for advice?"
It can be heard that it is broken Chinese, but it is already much better than most foreigners.In fact, this is the normal opening remark, and James has to say such a weird sentence almost every time.
But this time, Wen Li didn't just talk about the matter without hearing it, but fell silent on the phone for the first time.
This made James very bad. He sat up from the beach chair, stopped drinking and hugging the beauty, concentrated his energy, and asked: "You can't really... how do you say that?" , the beginning of love? Or is it the blossoming of the iron tree?"
Wen Li didn't care about his idioms, and said bluntly, "Let me ask you, what would you do if the other party was a straight man?"
"..." James took the phone away from his ears, lifted his sunglasses to the top of his head, and stared at the caller ID on it carefully.
After a long while, he sighed, "I was scared to death, I thought I had mistaken someone else for you, isn't your companion robot able to choose its own direction?"
This time it was Wen Li's turn to be silent, and he suddenly regretted that he didn't know which muscle was wrong for a while, so he made such a phone call.
But just when he was about to hang up, a deafening "S!" came from the receiver.
Then both sides were silent for two seconds, and James said, "Okay, I'm sure I understand your question, first I have to ask you a question, let's discuss it seriously, it's kind of um, unraveling."
"You ask."
When James heard the straight voice, he murmured in his heart: God, is he for real?
"Ahem, that man, does he hate homosexuality?"
This question reminded Wen Li of Vince's attitude towards Ji Mingjing, "I don't dislike it."
James patted his thigh, "That's easy!"
He fell back behind the beach chair, took the beauty into his arms again, and said in a lazy voice, "Why are you afraid of being straight, can't you bend it?"
"How?"
Yo, I feel quite anxious, I never thought you would still be able to do it today!
James was delighted, and while sipping a cold drink from the sippy cup with the hand of the beauty, he said leisurely, "It's simple, give full play to your advantages, such as showing off your figure in front of him from time to time, your figure is really good, um...don't What, I suddenly can't think of anything you can show off?"
"..." Wen Li held his temper, calmed down and didn't let himself hang up the phone and give up halfway.
It's rare for James to be able to tease Wen Li so casually. The other party doesn't hate him, but he knows enough is enough.
"As long as he doesn't dislike homosexuality, you should find some opportunities to get in touch with him. Don't overdo it...how do you describe it? In short, you can experience it yourself. The purpose is to test his subconscious attitude towards you. No matter what you say, your body's reaction is the most deceiving."
Hearing the etiquette, he was furious, "I don't use your dirty tricks."
"Hey! What are you talking about? You don't know me when we are friends. My buddy has always been your favor, and you don't bother to use force, okay? I'm kind enough to give you advice, will you listen?"
"……listen."
James wondered if this is called respecting teachers and teaching, "Anyway, if he doesn't reject you, you have a chance to break him. Otherwise, don't force you to persuade you. Hello, he, hello, everyone."
"Are you asking me to give up?" Wen Li's tone turned cold.
"The main thing you know is not suitable for chasing people, it's not romantic at all!" James complained and had a constructive opinion, "There is another way of thinking, let's not say you have What, you see what the other party likes, and you go for it.”
Wen Li felt that this was reliable, "For example?"
James changed the phone to another ear, and while crossing his legs, the old god said, "For example, what does he like to eat, what hobbies do he have, what style of clothing he likes, what animals he likes, what stars he pursues, etc. In short, it can gain more goodwill and improve the relationship between the two of you, just arrange it."
While listening to the ceremony, I quickly sorted out the list in my mind.
Known: likes puppies, likes stimulation, likes spicy food, likes acting, likes to wear sportswear.
Unknown: a lot.
Waiting to know: It seems that you prefer Ji Mingjing's appearance and personality? (This item is automatically crossed out)
James suddenly thought of another key point, "But there is one thing! You can flirt with this kind of straight man. Don't show your secrets in front of him before he is really tempted, otherwise you will be sentenced to death directly! He can hide from you when he sees you later. Sanlidi, when the time comes, it will be useless for you to cry, really, teach yourself a lesson!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly found that there was no sound on the other side, so he asked, "Leadle, are you still listening?"
"exist."
"...I said, darling, you haven't been discovered yet, have you?"
Wen Li hesitated, "There shouldn't be..."
"He didn't notice," Wen Li said again after thinking about it carefully, and then asked, "What else?"
This earnestness is even worse than doing academics, not to mention being ashamed to ask questions for the sake of chasing people.
James clicked his tongue twice and teased, "I can teach you everything you asked, but I haven't asked you yet. Who do you like? Who is so powerful and conquered our 1% Mr.? It's not easy. ah."
Wen Li didn't answer right away. He usually doesn't answer gossip when asked by others, but after a short thought this time, he said, "You have seen it."
He said he had seen, not known.
As a foreigner, James didn't have a thorough understanding of the profound Chinese language, but at this moment, he suddenly had an epiphany as if he had been helped by a god. When he thought of something, he suddenly took a breath.
The poor man was lying quite comfortably, and sat up straight again under the sun umbrella. This time, the sunglasses on top of his head fell off in shock and fell on the beach shorts.
"Don't tell me...it's the one in Paris..."
"Yes." Wen Li answered quickly and neatly, and had no intention of hiding anything from him.
James was really speechless.
Wen Li said lightly, "So don't worry about him, fight with me, you can't win."
"When did I say I'm going to steal it?" James wailed and laughed again, "but I can smell vinegar through the phone, I said, with this tone, you have already met a rival in love, right? It's still quite strong rival in love? So you are so jittery?"
When the voice fell, he said, "I use this idiom really well! I have a level!"
James laughed, and gloated in a low tone, "It's really unexpected, you also have today, hahaha..."
Amidst this devilish laughter, Wen Li frowned and hung up the phone.
However, enduring him for a long time is not completely fruitless.
**
Wen Li left the table at halftime, and Vince thought he was finally bored. The busy man withdrew after watching Ji Mingjing present the award, but the man came back to sit down again near the end.
But fortunately, Vince felt that his frank statement seemed to be quite effective. Wen Li no longer had nothing to follow him, and even if he sat there, his sense of presence was not so strong.
After the awards ceremony, Han Dayi gathered the entire crew and said that he would make up the first season's wrap-up banquet, also to celebrate the award, and the place would be in his own courtyard.
Everyone in the group went, and Vince didn't have a convincing reason to shirk, but he felt that he had made it clear to Wen Li that he would not provoke any more hatred, so there was no need for any psychological burden to go to this kind of occasion.
The celebration banquet was held in the open-air courtyard. Since the awards ceremony was in the afternoon and it was just around the time of dinner, Han Dayi specially invited two top chefs from one Chinese and one western to cook on the spot, eat and drink casually, and generously reward the crew for their hard work over the past few days.
Although it is a dinner party in name, it is also similar to a group building activity. You can't just eat, you have to get together and chat.
But Vince is different. He continues to form a school of his own, forming a one-person eating team, far away from everyone, and focusing on enjoying the food. Later, his favorite sashimi was served on the table, and he took a plate with wasabi and ate it. Going down from the mouth to the heart, it is transparent, and I sigh that the only food in the world can't live up to it.
Wen Li is not a member of the crew for this somewhat social occasion, so he could have declined to come, but for some unexplainable purpose, he still came.
Because of his status, it was necessary for someone to talk to him. Wen Li occasionally raised his eyes and saw Vince squinting his eyes and eating mustard, with an expression of immersion.
For a moment, I was dazzled by hearing the gift, thinking of his sister eating sushi at the annual meeting.
But looking at it again, it was Vince, the "straight man" Vince.
Wen Li was about to look back, when suddenly another figure appeared in the range of his eyes, which was Ji Mingjing walking towards Vince.
The "warm god" in the mouth of the bystanders, the newly promoted Shidi, took two glasses of wine from the plate of the passing waiter, and while Vince looked over, slightly raised the wine glass in his hand, showing a smile, as if invite.
Vince also smiled back. His eyes, which had just been irritated by the mustard and were filled with water vapor, were glowing softly in the setting sun. He swallowed the food in a hurry, and pursed his lips in embarrassment.
Then, Vince took the wine glass, and the two lightly touched the rim of the glass, took a sip each, and had a good talk.
Wen Li withdrew half of his gaze, and retracted his deep eyes without a trace, then bowed slightly to the person who was talking beside him, and said, "Sorry, excuse me."
The passing waiter saw him and asked if he needed more wine, and he said no, he raised his hand and put the empty wine glass on the plate.
When they were already very close, two ladies came from the front talking and laughing, their footsteps were briefly courteous after hearing the gift, and when they looked up again, something happened——
He saw that Vince seemed to be leaning in the direction of Ji Mingjing, while the other side wanted to help him.
Vince didn't know why, he was talking to Ji Mingjing when suddenly someone touched his arm forcefully.
"Ah! I'm sorry..." I only heard a voice full of apology.
He could tell that the other party didn't mean it, and it didn't matter that Vince didn't have time to say anything, the red wine glass in his hand was tilted forward uncontrollably, Vince adjusted his standing in a hurry, afraid that he would pour the wine on Ji Mingjing, and follow the trend Hold it steady.
Got it!This was originally a risk-free move, even if a little was spilled, it would not be spilled on Ji Mingjing, but on Vince himself.
The shock had just settled down, but at this moment someone intervened horizontally, and Vince felt someone suddenly grabbing his shoulder, and then he couldn't help but was brought backward by that force.
And that force seemed to turn him over!Vince exclaimed, "Be careful with the wine..."
But the liquid in the wine glass is affected by the centrifugal force, splashing in the air in a beautiful arc, and finally stops abruptly before a tangent line to the human body.
Lili Lala...
On the white shirt, tie, and suit that didn't look cheap at first glance, a large amount of scarlet wine was splashed.
Vince was dumbfounded, staring blankly at the man in front of him with enigmatic writing all over his face.
The hustle and bustle at the scene seemed to trigger some emergency stop button, and it was like throwing a stone into an ordinary lake. The impact effect centered on the incident point and spread rapidly to the surroundings.
Within a moment, there was no sound.
He then asked, "Let me guess, our 1% Mr., are you experiencing emotional problems? Need me, an expert who has been in the rivers and lakes and fought all over the world, for advice?"
It can be heard that it is broken Chinese, but it is already much better than most foreigners.In fact, this is the normal opening remark, and James has to say such a weird sentence almost every time.
But this time, Wen Li didn't just talk about the matter without hearing it, but fell silent on the phone for the first time.
This made James very bad. He sat up from the beach chair, stopped drinking and hugging the beauty, concentrated his energy, and asked: "You can't really... how do you say that?" , the beginning of love? Or is it the blossoming of the iron tree?"
Wen Li didn't care about his idioms, and said bluntly, "Let me ask you, what would you do if the other party was a straight man?"
"..." James took the phone away from his ears, lifted his sunglasses to the top of his head, and stared at the caller ID on it carefully.
After a long while, he sighed, "I was scared to death, I thought I had mistaken someone else for you, isn't your companion robot able to choose its own direction?"
This time it was Wen Li's turn to be silent, and he suddenly regretted that he didn't know which muscle was wrong for a while, so he made such a phone call.
But just when he was about to hang up, a deafening "S!" came from the receiver.
Then both sides were silent for two seconds, and James said, "Okay, I'm sure I understand your question, first I have to ask you a question, let's discuss it seriously, it's kind of um, unraveling."
"You ask."
When James heard the straight voice, he murmured in his heart: God, is he for real?
"Ahem, that man, does he hate homosexuality?"
This question reminded Wen Li of Vince's attitude towards Ji Mingjing, "I don't dislike it."
James patted his thigh, "That's easy!"
He fell back behind the beach chair, took the beauty into his arms again, and said in a lazy voice, "Why are you afraid of being straight, can't you bend it?"
"How?"
Yo, I feel quite anxious, I never thought you would still be able to do it today!
James was delighted, and while sipping a cold drink from the sippy cup with the hand of the beauty, he said leisurely, "It's simple, give full play to your advantages, such as showing off your figure in front of him from time to time, your figure is really good, um...don't What, I suddenly can't think of anything you can show off?"
"..." Wen Li held his temper, calmed down and didn't let himself hang up the phone and give up halfway.
It's rare for James to be able to tease Wen Li so casually. The other party doesn't hate him, but he knows enough is enough.
"As long as he doesn't dislike homosexuality, you should find some opportunities to get in touch with him. Don't overdo it...how do you describe it? In short, you can experience it yourself. The purpose is to test his subconscious attitude towards you. No matter what you say, your body's reaction is the most deceiving."
Hearing the etiquette, he was furious, "I don't use your dirty tricks."
"Hey! What are you talking about? You don't know me when we are friends. My buddy has always been your favor, and you don't bother to use force, okay? I'm kind enough to give you advice, will you listen?"
"……listen."
James wondered if this is called respecting teachers and teaching, "Anyway, if he doesn't reject you, you have a chance to break him. Otherwise, don't force you to persuade you. Hello, he, hello, everyone."
"Are you asking me to give up?" Wen Li's tone turned cold.
"The main thing you know is not suitable for chasing people, it's not romantic at all!" James complained and had a constructive opinion, "There is another way of thinking, let's not say you have What, you see what the other party likes, and you go for it.”
Wen Li felt that this was reliable, "For example?"
James changed the phone to another ear, and while crossing his legs, the old god said, "For example, what does he like to eat, what hobbies do he have, what style of clothing he likes, what animals he likes, what stars he pursues, etc. In short, it can gain more goodwill and improve the relationship between the two of you, just arrange it."
While listening to the ceremony, I quickly sorted out the list in my mind.
Known: likes puppies, likes stimulation, likes spicy food, likes acting, likes to wear sportswear.
Unknown: a lot.
Waiting to know: It seems that you prefer Ji Mingjing's appearance and personality? (This item is automatically crossed out)
James suddenly thought of another key point, "But there is one thing! You can flirt with this kind of straight man. Don't show your secrets in front of him before he is really tempted, otherwise you will be sentenced to death directly! He can hide from you when he sees you later. Sanlidi, when the time comes, it will be useless for you to cry, really, teach yourself a lesson!"
As soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly found that there was no sound on the other side, so he asked, "Leadle, are you still listening?"
"exist."
"...I said, darling, you haven't been discovered yet, have you?"
Wen Li hesitated, "There shouldn't be..."
"He didn't notice," Wen Li said again after thinking about it carefully, and then asked, "What else?"
This earnestness is even worse than doing academics, not to mention being ashamed to ask questions for the sake of chasing people.
James clicked his tongue twice and teased, "I can teach you everything you asked, but I haven't asked you yet. Who do you like? Who is so powerful and conquered our 1% Mr.? It's not easy. ah."
Wen Li didn't answer right away. He usually doesn't answer gossip when asked by others, but after a short thought this time, he said, "You have seen it."
He said he had seen, not known.
As a foreigner, James didn't have a thorough understanding of the profound Chinese language, but at this moment, he suddenly had an epiphany as if he had been helped by a god. When he thought of something, he suddenly took a breath.
The poor man was lying quite comfortably, and sat up straight again under the sun umbrella. This time, the sunglasses on top of his head fell off in shock and fell on the beach shorts.
"Don't tell me...it's the one in Paris..."
"Yes." Wen Li answered quickly and neatly, and had no intention of hiding anything from him.
James was really speechless.
Wen Li said lightly, "So don't worry about him, fight with me, you can't win."
"When did I say I'm going to steal it?" James wailed and laughed again, "but I can smell vinegar through the phone, I said, with this tone, you have already met a rival in love, right? It's still quite strong rival in love? So you are so jittery?"
When the voice fell, he said, "I use this idiom really well! I have a level!"
James laughed, and gloated in a low tone, "It's really unexpected, you also have today, hahaha..."
Amidst this devilish laughter, Wen Li frowned and hung up the phone.
However, enduring him for a long time is not completely fruitless.
**
Wen Li left the table at halftime, and Vince thought he was finally bored. The busy man withdrew after watching Ji Mingjing present the award, but the man came back to sit down again near the end.
But fortunately, Vince felt that his frank statement seemed to be quite effective. Wen Li no longer had nothing to follow him, and even if he sat there, his sense of presence was not so strong.
After the awards ceremony, Han Dayi gathered the entire crew and said that he would make up the first season's wrap-up banquet, also to celebrate the award, and the place would be in his own courtyard.
Everyone in the group went, and Vince didn't have a convincing reason to shirk, but he felt that he had made it clear to Wen Li that he would not provoke any more hatred, so there was no need for any psychological burden to go to this kind of occasion.
The celebration banquet was held in the open-air courtyard. Since the awards ceremony was in the afternoon and it was just around the time of dinner, Han Dayi specially invited two top chefs from one Chinese and one western to cook on the spot, eat and drink casually, and generously reward the crew for their hard work over the past few days.
Although it is a dinner party in name, it is also similar to a group building activity. You can't just eat, you have to get together and chat.
But Vince is different. He continues to form a school of his own, forming a one-person eating team, far away from everyone, and focusing on enjoying the food. Later, his favorite sashimi was served on the table, and he took a plate with wasabi and ate it. Going down from the mouth to the heart, it is transparent, and I sigh that the only food in the world can't live up to it.
Wen Li is not a member of the crew for this somewhat social occasion, so he could have declined to come, but for some unexplainable purpose, he still came.
Because of his status, it was necessary for someone to talk to him. Wen Li occasionally raised his eyes and saw Vince squinting his eyes and eating mustard, with an expression of immersion.
For a moment, I was dazzled by hearing the gift, thinking of his sister eating sushi at the annual meeting.
But looking at it again, it was Vince, the "straight man" Vince.
Wen Li was about to look back, when suddenly another figure appeared in the range of his eyes, which was Ji Mingjing walking towards Vince.
The "warm god" in the mouth of the bystanders, the newly promoted Shidi, took two glasses of wine from the plate of the passing waiter, and while Vince looked over, slightly raised the wine glass in his hand, showing a smile, as if invite.
Vince also smiled back. His eyes, which had just been irritated by the mustard and were filled with water vapor, were glowing softly in the setting sun. He swallowed the food in a hurry, and pursed his lips in embarrassment.
Then, Vince took the wine glass, and the two lightly touched the rim of the glass, took a sip each, and had a good talk.
Wen Li withdrew half of his gaze, and retracted his deep eyes without a trace, then bowed slightly to the person who was talking beside him, and said, "Sorry, excuse me."
The passing waiter saw him and asked if he needed more wine, and he said no, he raised his hand and put the empty wine glass on the plate.
When they were already very close, two ladies came from the front talking and laughing, their footsteps were briefly courteous after hearing the gift, and when they looked up again, something happened——
He saw that Vince seemed to be leaning in the direction of Ji Mingjing, while the other side wanted to help him.
Vince didn't know why, he was talking to Ji Mingjing when suddenly someone touched his arm forcefully.
"Ah! I'm sorry..." I only heard a voice full of apology.
He could tell that the other party didn't mean it, and it didn't matter that Vince didn't have time to say anything, the red wine glass in his hand was tilted forward uncontrollably, Vince adjusted his standing in a hurry, afraid that he would pour the wine on Ji Mingjing, and follow the trend Hold it steady.
Got it!This was originally a risk-free move, even if a little was spilled, it would not be spilled on Ji Mingjing, but on Vince himself.
The shock had just settled down, but at this moment someone intervened horizontally, and Vince felt someone suddenly grabbing his shoulder, and then he couldn't help but was brought backward by that force.
And that force seemed to turn him over!Vince exclaimed, "Be careful with the wine..."
But the liquid in the wine glass is affected by the centrifugal force, splashing in the air in a beautiful arc, and finally stops abruptly before a tangent line to the human body.
Lili Lala...
On the white shirt, tie, and suit that didn't look cheap at first glance, a large amount of scarlet wine was splashed.
Vince was dumbfounded, staring blankly at the man in front of him with enigmatic writing all over his face.
The hustle and bustle at the scene seemed to trigger some emergency stop button, and it was like throwing a stone into an ordinary lake. The impact effect centered on the incident point and spread rapidly to the surroundings.
Within a moment, there was no sound.
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