Getting rich on pregnancy stones [Comprehensive]

"Bah! Bah, bah! Bah, bah, bah!!!" The little white cat wrinkled his face and spat out the plastic bag with difficulty. "If you let me eat this kind of thing again in the future, I will kill you meow!" The golden vertical pupils stared fiercely at Sasuke, who was playing games, with a cute three-petal mouth, a pink nose tip, and a milky voice at the end , so cute that the little girl would hug her and kiss her.

Sasuke held the handle nervously, and couldn't even free his hand to help the kitten.

"How do you know this is mine?" Sasuke asked while grabbing the gap in his dodge skills.

"Meow!" The little white cat leaped onto his shoulders and climbed to the top of his head. With a snap of its front paws, it was as fierce as a tiger, and Sasuke's black hair was scratched into a grass nest by it. "Don't think I don't know you! That little biscuit is what you gave me when we signed the contract! If I didn't smell it, I would have been poisoned to death by you!"

"Hey, to be reasonable, I didn't know that the biscuits from Miji's house were poisonous." Sasuke said innocently, "A cat has a dog's nose." He muttered softly again.

Back then, when I visited the Hakka of Dadi, I saw Miji taking Sanmao for a walk, Sasuke bit his finger enviously and wanted it too.The man in the mirror said that he had also reached the age to sign a psychic beast, so he threw the scroll out of the mirror and taught him how to seal and summon a contract.

Before signing the contract, Sasuke closed his eyes reverently and wished him a majestic golden-haired lion, even if it wasn't as big as Miji's three-haired lion, at least it must be one that could be ridden.In the end, such a little milk cat came out, the disappointment was beyond words, and he just fed the cat the little biscuit given by Mi Ji's mother.

"Don't deny that you did it on purpose, meow!" The little white cat became more and more angry when the sad thing was brought up.It is the most powerful ninja cat of its generation in the clan. It refused to go after being summoned many times. Finally, it felt a powerful Chakra reluctantly came out, and it was almost poisoned to death! "Why is a child so bad?!"

"Yeah, why?" Sasuke agreed softly.

The little white cat's paws stopped, and a hint of guilt appeared in its golden pupils.

"Because it's very troublesome to raise." Sasuke threw away the handle and stood up. The kitten squatted on top of his head. "If you are weak and useless, it will be very difficult to survive. Instead of fighting with other stray cats for food, it's better to get rid of it." He said it as a matter of course.

The first ray of sunlight in the morning came in through the window and hit Sasuke's face, half bright and half dark.

The little white cat doesn't know why this Uchiha who has wandered into another world has such an idea, but the man in the mirror who has been following him is very clear.Because he stayed in the Uchiha's house on the night of the genocide, and never came out.To this day, he is still haunted by nightmares, sobbing at night, calling for his brother.

I don't know... Will Itachi regret his decision when he sees Sasuke like this?

"But I didn't expect that half a packet of biscuits to be useful. It's been so long." Before the hunter exam started, he ran into the head of the Phantom Brigade and dropped a fur coat from him. Kex gave him the leftover half pack of biscuits. "Although it's not the leader, it's enough to kill one."

He raised his hand and grabbed the kitten above his head, hugged it in his arms, and stroked its fur, "Good job, I'll buy you catnip later."

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The day Miji came to Youkexin, there was a strong wind, and he carefully handed the box in Sasuke's hand.

"As long as the air is not circulating, the poisonous gas inside is enough to kill thousands of people in 5 minutes. Be careful not to kill yourself."

"How could that be?" Sasuke shook his hand when he received it, and the dangerous action made Mi Ji take several steps back in horror. If it wasn't for his obsession with being unable to copy the island of greed, he would turn around and get into the aircraft and leave. "I'm awesome, it's impossible to make such a low-level mistake."

It was the first time for Mi Ji to see such a shameless person who praised him.

"Death in 5 minutes, the air circulation will quickly fail. Courtesy of the patronage of 300 million ordained nuns."

"So expensive?!" Sasuke hugged the box tightly in fright.

"It's justifiably expensive to beat the enemies." Mi Ji raised his chin with a look of color, "Pay it."

"Brother Illumi will call you." Sasuke took a step back, holding the box tightly and not letting go.

Miji has a bad premonition. "What did you do?" As soon as he finished speaking, the phone rang. Looking at the caller ID, Miji felt like strangling Sasuke to death, but he didn't dare not answer his brother's call.

"Hey, big brother." Miji greeted big brother while trying to kill Sasuke with his eyes.

"Mi Ji, I've heard." Illumi's stagnant voice came over, and Mi Ji shuddered as he recalled his elder brother's expressionless face on the phone.

"Sasuke wants to use the poison gas at home to practice assassination, and the two bottles of poison gas are considered daily expenses, so there is no need to pay."

"But big brother..." Mi Ji wanted to say something else.

"Mi Ji, my brother must listen to my brother, or I will be sad." There was no hint of sadness at all, but Mi Ji didn't say any more. "Give the phone to Sasuke, I have something to say to him."

Unwillingly, Miji handed the phone to Sasuke.

Illumi explained to Sasuke how to use poison gas and precautions in detail on the phone, and told Sasuke to pay attention to safety before hanging up the phone.

"Thank you, Miji, you are such a good person." Sasuke returned the phone to Miji.

"...Thank you." Mi Ji gritted his teeth and said, angrily turned around and bumped into Qi Ya, his silver-haired third brother.

The author has something to say: Although it is a bit late, it is still the second update_(:з」∠)_

The scene of the ninja war, the call of the new three ninja

Sakura: slug

Naruto: □□

Sasuke: Lion

The blond and muscular Uchiha Sasuke is wearing a fur collar coat, riding a majestic lion and running on the battlefield!Invincible everywhere!

Uchiha Madara: No, I don't admit that this is the cub of the Uchiha family, you don't want to get someone to plant Uchiha!

Sasuke: Look at my kaleidoscope Sharingan!Susano!