Getting rich on pregnancy stones [Comprehensive]

"It's okay," Sasuke said bluntly, "Anyway, I'm going to leave eventually."

Kakashi didn't panic too much. The seventh class has been established for so long, and he is used to Sasuke's sudden violent words. "Oh? Why?"

"I think Sandai Hokage may not approve me to build the Uchiha Memorial Park in the village." Sasuke sat beside Kakashi, poured himself a cup of tea, and crossed his legs in thought. "Moreover, a small park that is limited to Konoha Village is mainly used to provide morning exercises for old men and women or a place for young couples to date. It is a bit different from what I want."

"What kind of Uchiha Memorial Park do you want?" Kakashi became interested and wanted to hear what Sasuke had to say.

At first, he thought it was the whimsy of the kid. After all, he is only an 11-year-old child, and it is normal to have some strange thoughts.Just like Obito back then, among the Uchihas that Kakashi had come into contact with, it seemed that only Uchiha Itachi was normal.

Wait a minute, do normal people exterminate their genocide?Kakashi thought deeply, so is it normal for Uchiha to say abnormal?

"Now when talking about Uchiha, Konoha will always be brought in front of him. Even if Konoha's Uchiha is dead, he still belongs to Konoha. I want people to think of Uchiha when they mention Konoha, and think of Uchiha who established Konoha. .So my goal is to create a park that includes the history of the Uchiha, and the creation of Konoha with the Senju clan is only a part of the history of the Uchiha, not all of it."

Unknowingly, he has become Uchiha Sasuke himself, and sometimes even forgets that he is working hard to go back to meet Kurapika. He is Uchiha Sasuke, longing for Uchiha to reappear the past Glory.

When he was reading the history of the Uchiha clan in the library, he couldn't help but feel agitated in his heart. He was proud of Uchiha, and he also felt the unwillingness of Uchiha's demise.

None of the former Kuruta clan had touched him so strongly.

Sasuke looked at Kakashi seriously, eyes filled with anticipation for approval. "Do you think I can do it?"

Kakashi once saw this kind of gaze on a certain Uchiha, the boy who said he was going to become Hokage, once had such a gaze.

The people of the Uchiha family are actually very similar.

"Ah, you will succeed." Kakashi raised his hand, pressed it on Sasuke's head, and looked up at the bright moon in the sky.Maybe this moonlit night is too quiet, the cool night wind blows away the hard armor that wraps the heart, revealing the soft part.

"Kakashi-sensei," Sasuke rubbed his big hand on the top of his head, "can you let me see your eyes?" Sasuke stared at Kakashi's slanted forehead, "I want to see your eyes Eye."

Kakashi hesitated for a moment, and pushed the forehead guard straight, revealing the Sharingan eyes hidden behind the forehead guard, as well as the shocking scar.

Sasuke knelt and leaned towards Kakashi, almost his whole body was close to Kakashi's arms, looking at that eye by the moonlight, the three-pointed jade seal was on the scarlet pupil.

Kakashi was afraid that he would knock over the teapot, so he stretched out his hand to support his waist, and the child moved closer, as if he was looking at some precious thing.

"Ms. Kakashi..." Sasuke said in a low voice, "Is this the result of Uchiha's intermarriage with foreigners?"

Kakashi: "...What have you come up with?" His tone was very helpless.

Sasuke: "Of course, a man and a woman fell in love and bravely broke through the family blockade and gave birth to a baby boy who inherited half of the Uchiha blood. After the baby boy became an adult, the Uchiha clan was brutally exterminated. Sharingan fought desperately with the enemy, although it was disfigured, but in the end I kept my Sharingan. This routine is very suitable for the bloody battle manga, Mr. Kakashi!"

Kakashi: "It's a pity that you don't write a book, Sasuke. With such a rich imagination, you have surpassed Jiraiya-sama in terms of brain holes."

Sasuke thought for a while, "Is it the Jiraiya who wrote about making love to heaven? One of the Sannin in the legend of Konoha, a best-selling novelist."

"You know a lot." Kakashi touched the little yellow book stuffed in the ninja bag all the year round.

"It's all information that you can get by just asking around." Sasuke sighed, "By the way, Mr. Kakashi, can you lend me that book?"

Kakashi froze when he took out the book, half of the book he took out was stuffed back under Sasuke's sincere eyes. "Sasuke, you are only 11 years old." Kakashi said in a sad tone, and he began to reflect on how casual he was in front of the students.

How can you let the students in your own class learn to read pornographic books before the students in Asma's class learn to smoke?The "Hot Love Heaven" in the ninja bag was like a red-hot iron, which made Kakashi panic.

"I won't allow it!" Sakura, who just said she was going to sleep, ran over angrily, pinned Sasuke's shoulder and shook violently. "Sasuke, what's wrong with you, Sasuke?! Are you still the Sasuke I know?!" Sakura's voice was full of grief and anger, "Who brought you into this state?! My pure and pure Sasuke!!"

Sakura can't accept that the former object of love has become someone who can [beep——] [beep——] [beep——].Just like in the hearts of brain-dead fans, idols are all fairies and fairies, and they don't need to eat, drink and mess around.

"Ms. Kakashi," Naruto followed behind Sakura, "You should reflect on yourself." He shook his head and said.

Under the gaze of those blue eyes that were very similar to Minato-sensei, Kakashi faltered.

"I'm sorry, Sasuke. This is all the teacher's fault, I..." Kakashi was very entangled in his heart, and didn't want to give up his spiritual food, but the two students were too scary.Forget about Naruto, being punched by Sakura might turn him into a shooting star.He gritted his teeth, "The teacher won't read in front of you anymore."

"Did you misunderstand something?" Sasuke asked suspiciously, "It's just a novel." Mixing with Qi Ya, Sasuke also looked at the premium channel.Both he and Xiaojie felt bored and didn't know what to see.

"The point of watching is not the content," Qi Ya shook his finger to teach the two little friends, "it is to prohibit minors from watching, the more prohibited, the more I want to watch it!"

Sasuke was silent for a while, feeling that there was something wrong with Qi Ya's brain circuit. "But Qiya, isn't killing people the most forbidden by the law? People who beat up enemies are all from a family of killers, do you still care about the little eighteen bans?" Sasuke looked at him with a look that is so cute that you are so stupid. The petrified Qi Ya.

"Isn't the content inside just [beep——] [beep——] [beep——]?" Sasuke said without hesitation, "What's so strange." He said innocently to the three people with stiff faces. wink. "I just want to see how Mr. Jiraiya's writing is. If possible, I plan to ask someone to write a "Uchiha Biography", and Mr. Jiraiya is one of the candidates. Can Mr. Kakashi introduce me? do you know it?"

Kakashi's brain had stopped thinking, and when Sasuke said [beep——] [beep——] [beep——], he became deaf, even blind and couldn't even see the words on his lips.Sakura and Naruto, who are looking sluggish now, probably feel the same way, Sasuke, why are you so proficient?What strange things have you packed into your store of knowledge!

"Ah," Kakashi was awakened by the cold night wind, and looked at Sasuke with a natural and innocent expression, "You don't need to know Jiraiya-sama, trust me." Kakashi patted Sasuke on the head He said sincerely: "Master Jiraiya's style is not suitable for this kind of serious biography."

"I didn't say I wanted to write a serious one," Sasuke said. "Who would read a dry narrative except to know about Uchiha's ninjas. Kakashi-sensei, you are so simple. What I want is to be popular in the whole world Uchiha's reputation, ninjas are only a small part, more common people, just like Jiraiya-sama's books, they must be bought by ordinary people."

Ignoring the strange behavior of the three, Sasuke continued.

"I think Ziraiya-sama is very good. First of all, he is the author of best-selling novels and has a reader base. Then, Mr. Kakashi, you like his works so much, how many times you have read the same book. I think the content he wrote It must also be impressive, not the type that is so interesting when you read it and then forget it after reading it. This is exactly what I want, next time you have a chance, please be sure to introduce Jiraiya-sama to me!"

The three of them no longer knew what to say. After being deaf and blind, they also lost their voices.

Sasuke, who couldn't wait for a response, was melancholy drinking tea under the moon with the cool wind blowing, the wind tonight was really noisy.

Early the next morning, the three of them invariably had selective amnesia of what happened last night, and were going back to Konoha after breakfast.

At the dining table, the news of Cardo's killing had spread, and it could be described as a national celebration.The three people who did good deeds without leaving their names pretended that nothing happened. Only Mr. Dazner, who knew the truth, looked at the three children with the eyes of a little monster.

At the dinner table, Sasuke mentioned the harvest of last night again. He felt that Naruto and Sakura's decision last night was too impulsive, so he gave them a chance to regret it.

This kind of thing is really not Illumi at all, if Elder Brother Ilumi finds out, he will definitely take him on a day trip to the torture room of the enemy Hakka.

Unexpectedly, not only Sakura and Naruto did not change their minds, but even Mr. Kakashi, an older single youth, gave up this opportunity to change from a single dog to a single nobleman, and gave his share to Sasuke.

Really touched!Sasuke looked at the three companions with tears in his eyes, and decided!He wants to form a strong friendship with them, just like Brother Illumi and Hisoka.

"From today onwards, we are good friends for life!" Sasuke said to Sakura and Naruto seriously, "And Mr. Kakashi, you are the first teacher I don't hate. You must know that I have never hated any previous teachers. Curse them for being bald." Sasuke glanced at Kakashi's thick silver hair, and silently changed the curse about all teachers being bald to that all teachers except Kakashi were bald.

But what did the innocent teacher Iruka do wrong?Naruto shed tears of sympathy for his beloved teacher Iruka.

"Don't worry!" Sasuke patted the jingle cat's stomach. The jingle cat, who was forced to take out his dimensional pocket last night, covered his belly vigilantly and stared at the bad guy. "This counts as your shares in Uchiha Park. After the park is built, I will engrave your names on the monument in the center."

No, we don't want to engrave the name on the memorial park of the Uchiha's house for public execution at all.

Based on their current understanding of Sasuke, this Uchiha Memorial Park plan, which looks great, does not know what it will look like if it is implemented by his brain hole that is bigger than the universe.After a few years, the ancestors of the Uchiha family will be resurrected. If the memorial park is not as he wants, the name on the monument will be almost the same as the memorial monument.

After breakfast, under the farewell of Mr. Dazner's family, Sasuke and his party set foot on the road back to Konoha.Sasuke, who felt that his feelings had deepened, really wanted to try a spring outing suitable for 11-year-old babies, and wanted to hold hands with Sakura Naruto.As a result, he was ruthlessly and coldly rejected, and finally became Kakashi leading him away.

Not long after he left, the enemy he defeated not long ago reappeared, and the dead Zabuzhan carried his sword on his back, with a mask standing beside him... a girl?

"Let me just say it? It's best to cut off the head of the murderer, so as to ensure that the target is really dead." Sasuke touched Kunai, "I checked, the gold exchange is chained, you don't need to go to the land of land, leave There's one not far from here." He looked at the unbeheaded head as if he were looking at a pile of money.

"Hmph, you really dare to say it, brat." Zabuzhan said gloomyly, his hand had already touched the handle of the big knife.

"Wait a minute." The masked girl took a step forward, "Please let me tell the story, and I won't behead you."

Under the gentle pleading eyes of the masked girl, Zabu Zhan let out a cold snort and put down her hand.

"Please don't be nervous, I'm here to thank you all." The masked girl approached with a smile, and stood still, like a dozing tiger, which would jump over instantly if it was even a little disturbed.

The good-looking masked girl is a man, who came to thank Konoha's ninja for killing Kaduo. Although the commission for this operation was wasted, the man who spoke disrespectfully to Master Zai Buchou while he was still injured It should have died long ago.

Sasuke is a bit confused, thank you, thank you, why do you have to start from childhood?I think you are not here to thank you, but to spread dog food, right? !

But when the masked boy Bai said that his rare ice shield blood inheritance boundary was about to be cut off, the small light bulb in Sasuke's head lit up.

"I don't think you can do this," Sasuke began to talk nonsense seriously, "The bond between two people is actually very fragile, and it will break if you don't pay attention."

Kakashi and the others didn't know what Sasuke was going to do, they silently looked at Sasuke who was bored just now and suddenly became enthusiastic.

"I think it's better to add another person between you, so that a stable triangle relationship will be formed."

Sakura doesn't want to talk anymore, what kind of scumbag speech is this?Her fist was ready to move against Sasuke-kun's handsome face.

No, it's not Sasuke-kun's fault, it's the one who taught Sasuke-kun badly!

"Really?" Shiro smiled as cold as winter after listening to Sasuke's suggestion, "Thank you for your kindness, I will consider it."

There is no consideration for this expression, it is clearly saying that I will clean up all those who interfere with me and don't behead my lord.

Sasuke shook his head, "Calm down and listen to me, I mean, I think you can have a child." He made the point.

Bai was stunned, half-frozen in the air. "You mean to let us adopt a child? No, if you don't kill the adults, you will never agree." Bai shook his head, "It's such a cute idea." He smiled at Sasuke, "Children are very naive."

"I didn't ask you to adopt it. The adopted one will definitely be used as a tool or something. It's completely meaningless." Sasuke released the card in his hand, the pregnancy stone numbered 007. "I mean, you can give birth to one of your own, own your blood, and inherit the blood line that you are about to cut off."

The more Sasuke thought about it, the more he felt that this was a good idea.

The pregnancy stone is one of the props he can copy. After being liberated and turned into a stone, as long as it is carried close to the body for a month, both men and women will become pregnant.This is very useful for the rare blood inheritance boundary that is cut off at every turn. Even if there is only the last man left, don't worry, you can get pregnant within a month and you can choose a man or woman at will!

This is simply the gospel of the ninja world. Sasuke has already seen the future where his famous ninja money will roll in.In the same way, the Uchiha family can also use this method.

It's time to find the brother who is said to have killed the clan.

"What is this...?" Shiro smiled awkwardly, Sakura turned her head, and Kakashi and Naruto looked at the stone in Sasuke's hand with complicated expressions.This shape...inexplicably makes people blush.

"This is a pregnancy stone. As the name suggests, anyone who wears this stone will become pregnant." Sasuke stopped Shiro who wanted to say something, "As long as you wear it for a month, both men and women will become pregnant. This is for boys. If you want to If you want a girl, I can give it to you."

"Hehe...it's a joke..." Bai looked at the stone in Assistant Assistant.

"No, I swear by the Sharingan of the Uchiha family, it's true. You know, a family like our Uchiha that pays attention to blood, there are always some secrets that are unknown." Sasuke was unpredictable Said, "I was really moved by your story," he wiped away the non-existent tears in the corner of his eyes, "so I specially gave you one."

Bai struggled to take the stone that Sasuke handed over, feeling it was very hot, and wanted to throw it away, but was bewitched by the scene Sasuke depicted.

"After pregnancy, the child will inherit your blood lineage, but it will look like the person you have the most contact with." Sasuke glanced at Zabuzhan who was standing not far away, "In this way, it will be considered your common child. Is it a stable triangle?"

A child who looks a lot like Mr. Zabuku... with his own blood... our common child...

Bai clenched the stone in his hand.

After waiting impatiently, Bai finally came back.

"What did they tell you?" Zabu Zhanbai asked a rare question with his face flushed.

"It's nothing." Bai shook his head and touched his waist unnaturally. "It's ready, let's go and don't behead your lord!" Bai smiled.

"Hmph, let's go." The brat who waved to this side after not looking at him was the one from the Uchiha family.

***

"That... Sasuke, is what you gave Shiro real?" Naruto and Sakura were both moved by Shiro's feelings for Zabuza.It's nice to have a chance to do it again and let them avoid the ending of death. I didn't expect Sasuke to provide an unexpected scare.

"Of course it's true. It's related to my future plans. How could it be false?" Sasuke, who had a new direction, was very happy.It's great that the most important population problem of revitalizing the Uchiha family has also been solved!

I always feel that Sasuke's plan is inexplicably terrible.

The three people in the seventh class shuddered, watching Sasuke's happy back was like watching the devil again.

"How should a man have a baby?" Sakura asked a question from a medical point of view.

Sasuke didn't think too much: "...is it like pulling [beep——]?"

Unable to bear it any longer, Sakura punched Sasuke on the head, "You irresponsible guy! What if someone dies?"

"Look for a reliable doctor, Sakura, aren't you good at medical ninjutsu? I will ask for your help in the future."