Getting rich on pregnancy stones [Comprehensive]

"Kurapika, actually you don't need to be a hunter. Didn't I tell you?" Sasuke held Kurapika's hand and said sincerely, "Leave the revenge to me, and I will become a ninja when I pass the exam." Hokage, I can avenge our Kuruta."

"Ninja? Hokage? What's that?"

"I don't know," Sasuke said with a puzzled face. "Didn't you graduate from a ninja school? Brother, why don't you know? But forget it, I actually don't know." Sasuke shook his head, "But you just think Hokage is very powerful? Becoming Hokage can save the world? Wait for me Why save the world?"

The chopsticks in Zuo's assistant fell to the ground, and he froze in a daze.

Kurapika looked at Sasuke helplessly, feeling ill again.

He's gotten used to Sasuke's insanity from time to time over the years.Sasuke sometimes said things that even he didn't know the meaning of. Kurapika took Sasuke to the doctor. After being studied by the doctor for two months, he concluded that he played too many games.

"This is a very common disease among children of this age in public." The doctor with gold-rimmed glasses tapped Sasuke's knee with a small hammer. "They are addicted to games, and they can't get out of the game characters."

Since it's a brain problem, why did you knock on my feet?

quack!

Sasuke doesn't admit that he is sick, although he really likes playing games.

"Kurapika, can I not go to the cram school?" Sasuke softened his voice, his baby voice was cute, and he blinked his eyes.The figure reflected on the spoon couldn't bear to look directly at it, but he couldn't turn his head away. He could only watch Sasuke show off shamelessly against the noble and glamorous face of the Uchiha family.

"If you don't go to cram school, what are you going to do in these three months?" Kurapika asked with a smile. It is stated in the "Parenting Manual" that parents should talk to their children as equals.Rough orders can destroy the relationship between the two.

"I'm going to take the Zhongnin exam." Assistant Zuo said naturally, "I have formed a team, with milk and resistance, plus I am a melee mage, and I will pass it smoothly."

"Play less games and read more." Kurapika patted Sasuke's dog's head affectionately, "I'll send you to cram school in the morning for tomorrow afternoon's ticket, and send you to the pet center for foster care. Pack up your things at night and go to bed early .” He was too lazy to ask what the Chunin Exam was.

The family dog, a very cute Shiba Inu with a bewildered smile, is a stray dog ​​picked up by Kurapika.Sasuke named it You, and even wanted it to be named Uchiha during the period when he was crazy and brainwashed by the man in the mirror.

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The courtyard wall is nearly ten meters high, with barbed wire on the top of the wall. Infrared alarms are installed on both sides of the fortified iron gate. There are two patrol teams with strong waists and electric batons on the campus, and the cameras do not miss any corner.

This is the prison where Sasuke will stay for the next three months. No, it is a fully enclosed military management cram school. It is said that no matter how skinny the students are, there is absolutely no possibility of escaping the prison here. You will be reborn in it.

There was a long line at the door, and the children who were escorted by their parents to the cram school had the same unlovable expression on their faces.

"Snacks are not allowed."

Packaged snacks were thrown out.

"Mobile phones and laptops are not allowed."

The guards hold the detectors and screen them at the door, and nothing that does not comply with the regulations is allowed to be brought in.

"Anything that has nothing to do with learning is not allowed in the cram school." The teacher standing at the door with his hands behind his back and supervising told the students the iron-blooded policy of the cram school, "There will be special personnel responsible for basic necessities of life, the only thing you need to do here It's learning."

Cooperating with the dark patrol team standing behind him, it has a very deterrent effect, and several timid students have already started to shake.

Sasuke: "Since Sensei said so, let's go Kurapika."

"What do you mean?" Kurapika was dragged away by Sasuke, and Sasuke, who was much shorter than him, was frighteningly powerful.

Sasuke raised his head and said innocently: "Didn't he say that? Nothing unrelated to study is allowed in the cram school, and that's me."

Kurapika: "..."

This sentence made the nearby students look sideways, isn't it true!

"Hehe," the teacher not only didn't get angry, but smiled slightly, "I just like students like you who don't obey discipline, and you have a great sense of accomplishment in teaching them. What's your name?"

"I'm sorry, teacher," Kurapika apologized hastily, "Sasuke is still young, please forgive me."

"It's not too young," the teacher flipped through the roster in his hand, "Sasuke, the third runner-up in the Batokia Youth Chemistry Contest, the third runner-up in the ninth Mathematics Contest, and the champion of the city's English speech contest." Close the roster. , the teacher looked at Sasuke more kindly. "Yes, so many achievements at such a young age."

Sasuke, who was admired by the nearby students just because of his brave and outspoken words, was instantly disliked. He hates this kind of school bully who pretends to be a scumbag the most!

"But here, the old things are nothing. I will let you see the new world." The teacher patted Sasuke on the shoulder and pushed him into the door.

"Parent, you can rest assured that the child is handed over to us. Are you also troubled by his temper? Three months later, I will return you a brand new child!" The teacher assured her with confidence.

"Then I'll be counting on you, sir." Kurapika said goodbye to Sasuke through the door, "Be obedient inside, I'll be back in three months."

Sasuke translated it as well reformed inside, and it will come out in three months.

Are you kidding me, who wants to go to jail if he can escape?

The cram school dormitory has four people in one room, and sits together. As long as one person in the dormitory violates the regulations, the other three will be punished in the same way.However, there are alarms in the dormitory, and if other people violate the rules and report it in time, they can be exempted from punishment.

"What are you going to do? Sasuke?" In the darkness, Sasuke, who had not taken off his clothes and slept, stood up, and the man in glasses who was sleeping opposite him asked nervously.

"What are you doing?" Sasuke gave him a strange look, "Of course he's leaving here." He peeked at Kurapika's ticket booking records, and now the airship he was on had left the Republic of Batokia.

"Leave...leave?! Don't be kidding, the defense here is so strict, there is no way to leave." The person who was sleeping on Sasuke's upper bunk also didn't fall asleep, said in a low voice. "I also planned to sneak out before I came. I gave up when I got out of the car and saw the fence."

The cram school stipulates that talking is not allowed after the lights are turned off, otherwise they will wear shorts and a vest and run twenty laps on the playground.Three of the four spoke softly, and the other didn't know if he was asleep or not, so he kept silent.

"Oh, do you want me to take you with you?" Sasuke asked enthusiastically as he carried his small backpack on his shoulders.

"Forget it, the first night must have been strictly checked. Even if you want to escape, it's better to find out the situation here first." The brother on the upper bunk suggested friendlyly.

"Stop discussing such terrible things." The weak man opposite Sasuke huddled under the quilt and shivered, "I think of the teacher's face and feet are weak."

"There's nothing to be afraid of," Sasuke took out something from his pocket and threw it to the upper bunk, "Since you won't come with me, then watch how I get out and show you how."

The brother on the upper bunk grabbed it in the dark, "Binoculars? Or night vision? Haven't all our things been confiscated?"

Sasuke didn't talk nonsense with him too much, and came to the window, the door of the dormitory was locked, and only the cram school teacher could open it from the outside.

The window was divided by iron rods. Sasuke tried to pull it, but it was very firm.

Suddenly, the fourth person who had been silent in the dormitory jumped up and pressed the alarm, connecting with the communicator in the monitoring room.

"Dormitory 703, what happened?" A majestic voice came out.

"Bed No. 703 in dormitory 2 is going to escape!" the man shouted loudly.

He vaguely heard a messy voice coming from the monitoring room, and it seemed that there was a gathering of people rushing here.

"You bastard!" Sasuke's brother on the upper bunk sat up, looking at the man who rang the alarm with a bad expression, and the cowardly man huddled under the quilt looked over there disapprovingly.

"I don't want to go down and run twenty laps at night." The man didn't care, and retracted into his quilt and fell asleep again. "I thought I was playing house..." He muttered something about high scores and low abilities.

"Boring." Sasuke didn't even look at it, and pulled the iron railing on the window to both sides with his bare hands to create a space for him to pass through.

The other three were stunned. Look at the small arms and legs, they were torn apart so easily?A person's three-month tutoring fee is 50 ring nuns, does the school install paper guardrails on the windows?

"This is the seventh floor, you... what are you going to do?" The voice of the brother on the upper bunk was trembling, as if he had seen some prehistoric monster.

"Of course it's going out, do you really not need me to take you with you?" Sasuke had already stepped out with one leg, and turned back to confirm again.

"Brother... Brother, listen to me," the brother on the upper bunk licked his chapped lips, "If you have any questions, you can discuss it with the teacher. You really don't need to go this far." It's just tutoring, no need to seek death!Although tutoring can be regarded as life is worse than death.

"No, I decided to take this step a long time ago." Sasuke said with a face of persistence, and was about to step out with the other leg. "No one can stop me." Kurapika had already left Bartokia anyway.

The author has something to say: I heard that there will be a lot of comments after being cute. Is it true? (?ω?) Look at my cuteness (*?▽?*)

The real experience of a scumbag. When I was in school, the teacher said that it is not allowed to bring things that are not related to learning into the classroom. I think this is me?