Getting rich on pregnancy stones [Comprehensive]

Sasuke opened his hands to protect Itachi Uchiha, and looked at Kakashi on the opposite side with a serious face, staring at him with pitch-black eyes unblinking, for fear that Kakashi would die twice if he was impulsive.

Kakashi had no expression on his face, and the thunder and lightning neighing in his palm disappeared silently like a squib.

Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that Mr. Kakashi is indeed a teacher of noble character, even if he never leaves his hands every day, it does not affect his tall image in Sasuke's eyes at the moment.Knowing that you can't do anything to a pregnant woman, you stopped immediately, and you are really a good person.

The scene was terribly quiet, no one made a sound, they all stood where they were, and time seemed to freeze.

"Thank you, Mr. Kakashi." Sasuke politely thanked Kakashi who did not continue to attack Uchiha Itachi, turned around with a big smile, reached out and grabbed Uchiha Itachi's hand.

A strange emotion swept over his whole body the moment his skin touched, the inexplicable emotion was like a raging ocean wave, hitting his head and covering his face, making him at a loss what to do, he stared blankly at Itachi Uchiha who was close at hand.

The pitch-black eyes also turned red unknowingly, and Uchiha Itachi looked at each other.

It was obviously the first time I saw this person, why did he feel so familiar. "Nissan..." His throat was dry, his voice trembled slightly, his headache was severe, and tears came down as soon as his nose sucked them. "Nissan...I'm in so much pain..."

The hand holding Itachi's wrist unconsciously exerted force, and the patterns in the red pupils were constantly changing, from the simplest three-curved jade to the kaleidoscope writing sharing eyes. Just when Itachi thought this was the final form, the patterns continued to change. The patterns in the two eyes are actually different!

The weeping Sasuke grabbed Uchiha Itachi's hand, tears kept streaming out, crying in a mess, a feeling of inability to vent was entrenched in his chest, there was attachment, nostalgia and hatred, he didn't know what to do but cry .

"My stupid brother, do you still only know how to cry?" Itachi pulled out the red-scarred hand held by Sasuke, and put it lightly on his shoulder, with a sarcastic smile on his lips, "It's really... trash."

These words were like lightning that pierced the dark clouds. Sasuke woke up from the chaotic emotions, raised his tearful eyes, "I am still a child, cry if I want to!" He took out a tissue from his trouser pocket to wipe his nose, confidently said.

"If that's the case, then I might as well send you to reunite with your parents." Itachi grabbed Sasuke's soft neck and tightened it bit by bit.

The Chidori in Kakashi's hand condensed again, and rushed towards Itachi Uchiha with sparks and lightning all the way. Kisame, who was originally standing behind Itachi Uchiha, drew out a big sword to meet him.

"They're dealing with housework, so it's better not to disturb them." He grinned, revealing a mouthful of white shark teeth, "Kakashi Hatake, Konoha's copy ninja, I really want to fight with you."

"No," Sasuke said with difficulty, his face flushed, "If you can please send me to reunite with Kurapika, my parents don't need it." He didn't care about his situation.

Kakashi and Kisame were fighting together, and a scarlet Sharingan did not ignore the Uchiha brothers over there. Sharingan caught Uchiha Itachi's tiny muscle changes, and he passed Kisame with a feint. Quickly formed five shadows/bodies to deal with the Kisame who was chasing after him, and the main body was to rush to Uchiha Itachi to rescue Sasuke.

"Oh, Mr. Kakashi, don't get too excited." Another voice slanted in and stopped Kakashi from moving. "He's still pregnant with the Uchiha family's child. His body is very fragile now, and he can't stand your torment." Sasuke showed his figure helplessly, and the Sasuke in Uchiha's hand turned into a ball of grass.

The word pregnancy appeared again, and the audience was still frozen.

"I can't do this," Sasuke looked at Itachi Uchiha's stomach sadly, "It's easy to miscarry. Don't be too excited, and you can't do such intense exercises in the future. Everything is about children." He persuaded earnestly Cheap brother Uchiha Itachi.

Sasuke thought he was great!Sure enough, it was worthwhile to use Sharingan to copy dozens of books about pregnancy, childbirth and care of mothers and children with the strange eyes of the librarian.

He shook his head and turned into an expert, trying to say to Uchiha Itachi in a gentle tone: "Come back to Uchiha House with me first. Of course, if you don't like Konoha and are worried that someone will come to make trouble, we can leave Konoha immediately."

"What nonsense are you talking about." Uchiha Itachi's expressionless face was still very calm, "Is it abnormal already?" He looked at Sasuke with pity.

"Is... is he really pregnant?" Kakashi sighed, the atmosphere couldn't be cheered up at all.He also watched Uchiha Itachi's belly with Sasuke.

What a sin, he's only 17 years old.He looked at Uchiha Itachi sympathetically, had Sasuke's plan already been implemented?

"When did you give him the stone?" Kakashi approached and dragged Sasuke away from Itachi Uchiha, keeping a safe distance. "I didn't know you had any contact."

"Oh, the last time we came back from Nami Country, didn't we go out to eat barbecue after soaking in the hot springs, Mr. Kakashi, you hid in the hotel to watch "Kind of Heaven" and didn't go together." Sasuke said casually. "Naruto Sakura and I went to see the gold exchange, where we met one of his colleagues and dragged him to bring the stone there."

Kakashi rubbed his temples, feeling that he had already sighed for a year. "I just didn't watch you for a while." He looked helplessly at the childish Sasuke, but couldn't find where to start, so he could only ruthlessly rub his hair.

I don't know if it's an illusion, but Uchiha Itachi on the opposite side seemed to stare at him.

"Have you told them the effect of the stone?" Kakashi pulled down the forehead again, this fight is impossible, if Uchiha Itachi really has a child in his stomach.

"What are you talking about?" Sasuke scratched at Kakashi's messy hair, and looked at Kakashi in disbelief, "I didn't expect you, Mr. Kakashi, to be such a naive person!" What kind of rare animal is this? ? "If I tell you the whole story, who would take the stone with me?" Sasuke shook his head and sighed old-fashionedly, "Don't worry, Mr. Kakashi, even if no one wants you in the future, I will support you when you grow old." of!"

In order to increase the credibility, Sasuke shook Kakashi's hand with tears and nodded heavily, "It doesn't matter even if you have Alzheimer's!" This IQ is so touching.

Kakashi's Adam's apple slid up and down, clenched and relaxed with one hand, he could only turn his head away from Sasuke's sympathetic face for the time being, and took a deep breath to suppress the urge to punch someone.As soon as he said that, he knew that he had asked a stupid question, but his student's performance was too beating.

"Of course I won't tell him the real effect of the stone," Sasuke apologetically glanced at Uchiha Itachi who had been standing quietly, "I just said that if you carry the stone close to your body for a month, you will know a big story about Uchiha. Secret. I didn't lie!" Sasuke acted like I was a good boy, "Kurapika said that good boys shouldn't lie."

"The big secret is that if you carry a stone close to your body for a month, you will get pregnant," Sasuke turned his head and explained to Itachi Uchiha, "Both men and women can get pregnant." He smiled sweetly, showing eight teeth, "Your stone can give birth Boys. Originally, both men and women can choose, but I think in this troubled world, it is easier for men to survive than women.”

Uchiha Itachi stood with a blank face.

"According to the time calculation." Sasuke stretched out his right hand, separated five fingers, and counted, "It's been three months, congratulations, you are about to become a father!" He clapped his hands and gestured to Kakashi with his eyes Also together, even Kisame who was standing next to Itachi Uchiha with a complicated look was not spared. "Isn't it worth being happy?"

Kakashi followed Chi Chi Chi Chi and clapped his hands weakly, "You are scary, Sasuke."

"Thank you for the compliment." Sasuke was not angry, but smiled a little shyly. "In three months, pregnancy reactions should have occurred, such as nausea and retching, loss of appetite, lethargy..."

Guixie's gaze also fell on his partner's abdomen, "Ah, it's really all right..." With a dry voice, he couldn't believe it but had to believe it. "Mr. Itachi..."

"Shut up." Uchiha Itachi said coldly, his eyes fell on Sasuke, he didn't know whether he wanted Kisame to shut up or Sasuke to shut up.

"The most important thing is that the baby who is more than three months old has already started to move." Sasuke tried his best to explain, thinking that if he couldn't abduct Sakura, he would feel very pressured to take care of the baby himself. "You have a real Uchiha in your stomach."

"Do you think I'll believe your nonsense?" Uchiha Itachi sneered and said without any fluctuation.But whether the bottom of his heart is as calm as the surface, only he himself knows. "Absurd!"

"I know, I know," Sasuke softened his voice even when he retorted, "Don't be agitated and be careful not to move your tires." He looked at Itachi very worriedly, and became more determined to take Sakura with him. "If you don't believe it, you can ask Mr. Kakashi, you should believe what the adults say, right?" Sasuke turned to look at Kakashi.

Itachi looked up at his former boss, waiting for his answer.

The atmosphere was so heavy that it was hard to breathe, Hatake Kakashi, who was stared at by three pairs of eyes, felt that his shoulders were very heavy.He saw hope in Uchiha Itachi's eyes.

"Uh... well," he said weakly, and continued under Sasuke's urging gaze, "It's true." After he finished speaking, he turned his head and couldn't bear to look at Uchiha Itachi's expression.

You have to persevere, Kakashi silently cheers for Itachi Uchiha in his heart, there will be more bad news waiting for you later.

Sasuke immediately looked at his cheap brother, "Look, do you believe it now? It's a pity that Shiro has left Konoha now, otherwise I can let you talk to him, as a man who is pregnant with a child, I think you should There will be a common language." Sasuke said earnestly, "Nissan, stop standing outside and blowing the wind, come home with me first."

"Sasuke." Seeing that Sasuke was about to grab someone, Kakashi was worried that Itachi would hurt him if he ran away, so he could only hold him back.The silence of Uchiha Itachi is frightening, that is the man who slaughtered a clan. "Have you forgotten Uchiha Itachi's current identity? He is Konoha's rebel, and if he appears in Konoha, he will be hunted down."

The implication is that Uchiha Itachi and his companions are not suitable to stay in Konoha, especially Konoha who is very sensitive now.

Sasuke gave Kakashi a strange look, "Isn't it because I, Nissan, became a rebel because he killed the whole clan?"

Itachi Uchiha's numb heart was grasped tightly again, and was slowly lifted up by the thin thread, wobbly, not knowing when it would land.The hands hidden in the sleeves were slowly clenched, and a pair of eyes fell on Sasuke.

What are you looking forward to seeing?

Uchiha Itachi doesn't know either.

He vaguely remembered the rabbit he hit with a shuriken for the first time, life or death was only in his mind.

Unexpectedly, Sasuke's reaction was not any of the ones he guessed.The younger brother, who was still wearing baby fat, was like a cold bystander, rationally speaking to Kakashi about his point of view.

"But now Uchiha is no longer Konoha's." Sasuke spread his hands, "Then Uchiha Itachi's killing of the Uchiha family has become Uchiha's family matter, so what's the matter with Konoha?" Sasuke asks The head asked, "Otherwise, Mr. Kakashi, please help me say hello to the third generation." After speaking, he turned to Uchiha Itachi, "How about Nissan? Are you going back with me?"

"Mr. Itachi, the body is the most important thing." Kisame also echoed, thinking she was well-informed, she was still taken aback by the fact that a man was pregnant.The problem is that everyone is a man and no one knows what to do when they are pregnant.

At this time, a group of crows flew over screaming, and crashed into Uchiha Itachi's body one by one.

Sasuke was taken aback, and without even thinking about it, he spit out a fireball to burn the crows to death.

But the crows ignored the flames and crashed into Uchiha Itachi's body one by one.

"When did Mr. Itachi release the avatar?" Kisame sincerely admired, "Will it affect the body?" He was concerned.

Gained a threatening glance from Itachi.

"Let's go, Kyuubi is not in the village now." Itachi said coldly, turned and left without looking at Sasuke.

"No, I can't just let you go." Sasuke appeared in front of Itachi in an instant, slashing his arms to block Itachi's path. "Even if you don't think about yourself, you still have to think about the child in your belly." Sasuke said to Itachi with eyes full of pleading and heartache, "Do you have the heart for the child to follow you all the way?"

"I can't bear it." The corners of Uchiha Itachi's lips twitched briefly and then returned to a non-curved look, "Did you misunderstand something." He whispered to Sasuke, "I slaughtered so many Uchihas," he smiled Laughing, "Not bad for this one."

Sasuke was shocked. He thought the biggest resistance was Uchiha Itachi's rejection of men's pregnancy. He didn't expect that what the person in the mirror was worried about actually happened. The biggest difficulty he had to face was that Uchiha Itachi didn't want to give birth to this child at all.

What should I do?Sasuke looked at Itachi Uchiha in a panic, and then at Kakashi-sensei, hoping that he could help him think of a way.

Kakashi spread his hands, "I can't do it, and I don't know how to persuade a man to have a baby. Don't look at me."

In this weird scene, Kakashi wished he could disappear immediately.

"Don't be impulsive!" Sasuke rushed to Uchiha Itachi and held his hand, "Calm down, this child has been in your stomach for more than three months, do you really have the heart to kill him? And, do you know how men want to have an abortion?" Sasuke asked tentatively, Uchiha Itachi is only 17 years old, so the knowledge reserve should not be so partial, right? "It's not good if one dead body and two lives."

Sasuke thought about it, and felt that he should not be forced too much, and he should get used to being a pregnant woman first, and feel the baby in his belly.You might change your mind in the end.

"I know you might not accept it," Sasuke said casually, "so I can understand having such impulsive thoughts. But you really have to think about it. I'll give you a little space, but go back with me first." Can you check your health? I have a super medical ninja here, right Sakura!" Sasuke said loudly to Sakura who had been hiding behind the big tree.

Sakura stood up with a guilty smile.I'm sorry Mr. Kakashi, I failed your great trust, I didn't expect Sasuke's brain to be so good at this time...

"Is this Konoha's super-class ninja?" Kisame, who was still expecting, glanced at the little girl who stood up, and sneered, "Is Konoha alone?" One or two are unreliable.

"Huh?" Xiaoying's ears moved, and she smiled at Kisame, and in the next second, Kisame was beaten by her so that she flew more than ten meters away, and two trees were broken. "Do you have any opinion on Konoha's medical ninja?" she asked kindly.

Kakashi and Sasuke trembled together, the angry Sakura was so scary.

Kisame got up and rubbed the stomach that was beaten by Sakura, "You are quite strong, but what does it have to do with your medical ninjutsu?" This punch was not aimed at Mr. Itachi's stomach, otherwise the child would be gone...

Realizing what he was thinking, Guixie frowned for a moment, no, I already saw Mr. Itachi as a pregnant woman unconsciously...

Kisame came over with grinning teeth, "It seems that she is a little level, Mr. Itachi let her have a look. Your body is important." Guisame repeated.

He is really a good partner who cares about his companions!Kisame gave himself a thumbs up in his heart.

Sakura also turned her attention to Itachi Uchiha, "If you don't mind, let me check it for you. I won't do anything bad," Sakura looked helplessly and followed closely with her hands behind her back. Sasuke, who was like a tail behind her, almost overflowed with anxiety in his eyes. "Otherwise Sasuke wouldn't tear me alive."

Thinking of Sasuke tearing off an arm from Orochimaru alive, Sakura shuddered. "Your body, I don't need to tell you, you should know it. Pregnancy is for women...for men..." Anyway, it's very strange!Sakura growled in her heart, "It's a very heavy burden on the human body, if you don't want your body to continue to deteriorate."

"Let's go, Nissan," Sasuke held Uchiha Itachi's hand, it was warm and felt different from that of Kurapika or Illumi-san.His heart moved, and he looked at Itachi Uchiha carefully again. This person and his brother in his dream actually overlapped completely, but his expression was too cold and not gentle enough.

Uchiha Itachi's heart trembled when Sasuke called out Nissan, like a dilapidated river embankment that had been riddled with holes under the washing of the tide. At this time, a big wave came, and it was about to collapse.

He didn't refuse any more, he was greedy for the warmth from his hands, and was led to the Uchiha's clan with the Nissan that he thought he would never hear again in this life.

Kakashi frowned, with a rare seriousness on his face, watching Sasuke heartlessly telling Uchiha Itachi about his Uchiha Memorial Park, he didn't know what to do about it, he could only say hello Leave and report this to the Third Hokage at Konoha Hospital.

"Hey little ghost, are you really not afraid of the village?" On the way, Guixiong asked with interest.Mr. Itachi's younger brother is completely different from what he expected.A person who can ignore the crime of killing his parents and slaughtering the whole family is either too stupid or too terrible.

Mr. Itachi's younger brother, which one will he be?Kisame really wants to know, there is no one in the Uchiha family who is simple.So, is Mr. Itachi really strong enough to exterminate the clan?It would be interesting to dig into this matter.

"Why are you afraid?" Sasuke, who was holding a pile of sour dates and hawthorn tomatoes, turned back, "Uchiha no longer belongs to Konoha, why should they take care of our family's affairs?"

"Hehe, you are such a naive brat," Guixie laughed loudly, and continued after laughing enough, "Let me teach you one thing. In front of interests, there is no reason to say." No matter which village, the essence above are the same.

"So what? No matter what the opponent wants to do, as long as I have the strength to fight back, it will be fine, right?" Sasuke said indifferently, he is not stupid.Konoha's current situation, before Naruto brings back the new Hokage, cannot stand the slightest turmoil.

I'm so smart!Sasuke thought proudly, even his chest stood out.

******

In the dark cave, a man in a red cloud robe with a black background sat cross-legged on a stone bed, playing with the orange vortex mask in his hand, suppressing his stomach with an unhappy expression.

A half-black and half-white creature of the opposite sex suddenly poked a head out of the mud.

"Good news, Obito, do you know you're pregnant?"