leave my business alone

Straight men's brains are not as twisted and twisted as their birds, and they can think so much.

Anyway, when Sheng Yan heard this sentence, he just felt disgusted: "Are you a fool, you can't even tie a bow tie."

After speaking, he carelessly pushed open the door of Qin Zigui's locker room.

Then stop on the spot.

Inside the door, Qin Zigui was leaning sideways on the door of the dressing partition, with the hem of his shirt tucked into black trousers, his two straight legs that were slack and slack appeared to be too long, and he also showed a good figure with wide shoulders and narrow waist. The buttons were also unbuttoned all the way below the collarbone, revealing the slender neck and awe-inspiring collarbone, while the bow tie was loosely held in the hand and hung by the side.

Instead of the usual meticulous attitude that is close to cleanliness and abstinence, it is another kind of carelessness...

Sao bag.

Sheng Yan's vocabulary is limited, so he can only think of these two words as an accurate comment.

But your show belongs to you, and I belong to me.

He will not be tempted by a man's beauty.

Thinking about it, Sheng Yan pulled the tie from Qin Zigui's hand with a straight face, and put it on Qin Zigui's neck.

As a result of this, his eyes fell on the little mole on Qin Zigui's neck again, and some bad memories flooded his mind in an instant.

Sheng Yan: "..."

His teeth were itching again.

Qin Zigui noticed that his movements stopped, looked down at his line of sight, and asked knowingly, "What's wrong?"

Because of the difference in height, when the two of them faced each other, Qin Zigui's breath fell on Sheng Yan's ear when he spoke, and the provocative little mole followed Sheng Yan's abrupt Adam's apple, moving up and down provocatively in front of Sheng Yan's eyes. roll.

As a result, Sheng Yan's ears and teeth also itched. Not only did it itch, but he also felt that the fitting room was terribly hot.

Really annoying.

Sheng Yan gritted his teeth, grabbed both ends of the bow tie, and tugged hard: "It's nothing, I just think you are so annoying, how grown-up you are, you have to worry about even putting on a bow tie."

It turns out that some people turn their ears red when they feel annoyed.

Relying on his height advantage, Qin Zigui saw Sheng Yan's reaction at a glance, and then said lightly: "Well, it's fine, I see you are always staring at my neck, thinking you want to bite me again."

tear-

Because Sheng Yan used too much force, the bow tie was beaten into a knot.

Qin Zigui looked at Sheng Yan's reddened ears, and raised his eyebrows slightly: "What? Did I hit the mark?"

"It's a fart." Sheng Yan hurriedly started to untie the knot, "I'm not a dog, why bite you if I have nothing to do?"

"Animals often use biting and licking to express their intimacy and love for each other, and humans are no exception." Qin Zigui said it plainly, like an academic popularization.

It made Sheng Yan think of the dream that night he had that night in a particularly unserious manner.

What kind of intimacy, what kind of love, how can there be such a thing.

I just got choked up because Qin Zigui didn't allow me to eat duck necks.

Sheng Yan pretended to be calm, and continued to frantically remove the bow tie, trying to finish it as soon as possible and run away, but the more anxious he was, the more hectic his hands became, and that dead knot couldn't be removed no matter what.

However, if you want to remove the bow tie, you have to stare at Qin Zigui's neck all the time, but once you stare at Qin Zigui's neck, you will find that not only Qin Zigui's Adam's apple and that mole look very attractive, but also his collarbone is actually very attractive. human.

Because the protrusion is very obvious, I really want to bite.

Like a duck collarbone.

Moreover, Qin Zigui kept talking in his ear, which made his ears itchy and uncomfortable.

Sheng Yan endured and endured, endured and endured, finally could not bear it any longer, he slammed Qin Zigui against the wall, and said viciously: "Don't move around, don't talk, or you deserve to be strangled to death by the bow tie!"

Qin Zigui, who was 1.8 meters seven, looked very delicate and frail. He was pushed against the wall by Sheng Yan, and then he leaned against the wall, watching Sheng Yan violently slapping his neck, and his tone was as calm as ever: "You Why are your ears so red?"

"Who's ears are red! Tell you not to speak, can't you hear?" Sheng Yan's mouth was stiff, and he began to make trouble for no reason.

Qin Zigui bent his fingers and tapped on the mirror beside him.

Sheng Yan looked in the mirror, Qin Zigui was being pushed against the corner of the wall by him, his clothes were messy, his neckline was pulled wider than when he first came in, and the expression he was holding against him was not as fierce as he thought, not only not fierce , the ears and neck are still very red, it looks like...

"Why, can't you be shy?" Qin Zigui said the word first.

Sheng Yan immediately felt that Qin Zigui wanted to die.

shy?

What a joke, why is he shy, or is he shy in front of Qin Zigui?He is not...

"You're not actually that straight, are you?"

Qin Zigui once again dropped a blockbuster calmly.

Then Sheng Yan exploded in an instant: "Qin Zigui! Who are you calling not straight! Can you stop being so narcissistic? Are all you gays so self-conscious? I am straight! Even if you look like a fairy Yes, I can't be shy with you either! Do you understand!"

As he spoke, he didn't care that the bow tie in his hand was still untied, he violently tore it a few times, and after pulling it violently, he stuffed it into Qin Zigui's hand, then turned and left in a hurry.

The costume of a vampire hunter is very rusty on him.

Qin Zigui leaned against the wall and commented slowly: "This dress makes you look like you have a very thin waist."

Sheng Yan, who was originally walking in an extremely cool manner, staggered.

Qin Zigui lowered his head and smiled lightly.

He tidied up his collar slowly and walked out.

Just happened to meet Chen Yubai walking towards him, and when he saw him, he asked, "Have you quarreled with Sheng Yan again?"

Qin Zigui was in a pretty good mood: "No."

Chen Yubai was at a loss: "You two didn't quarrel, so why did Sheng Yan look like a firecracker, his face turned red with anger, and he scolded me even after I asked a question."

Qin Zigui didn't answer, but turned his head to look at Chen Yubai, and asked, "What do you think I look like?"

Chen Yubai looked him up and down, and commented: "He's pretty handsome, but he's a little worse than me. What's wrong?"

"Then what if someone says you're not straight?" Qin Zigui asked again.

Hearing the words, Chen Yubai hooked Qin Zigui's shoulders, and smiled slyly, unseriously: "You have seen all this? Then I will stop pretending. How about it, Lao Qin, it seems that I have a crush on you For the sake of many years, would you consider treating me to dinner tonight?"

Sure enough, this is the normal reaction of a normal straight man, just laugh it off as a joke.

Some people seem to be a little too sensitive and overreacting.

More like avoidance than disgust.

I'm afraid that if he doesn't force it anymore, he will never face up to this problem.

Qin Zigui looked at the direction where Sheng Yan disappeared, squinted his eyes, and then casually pulled Chen Yubai's arm off his body: "Don't move, behave better, or you might be beaten."

After speaking, he walked slowly towards the exit.

Chen Yubai was left: "?"

By whom?He is so popular, who would hit him?

Chen Yubai didn't believe in this evil, so he insisted on following Qin Zigui's shoulders.

Then when he turned around the corner, he saw Sheng Yan and Lin Ai testing their guns, happily preparing to say hello, but just as he raised his hand, there was a "snap", and he felt a dull pain somewhere in his body.

Looking down, a bullet hit his heart, and red powder exploded on his clothes.

"Sorry, miss."

Sheng Yan put away the gun as if nothing had happened, no sign of apology could be seen on his face.

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and said to the staff: "The gun is fine, this is the one.

Chen Yubai: "??"

He turned his head to look at Qin Zigui in shock.

Qin Zigui mercilessly pulled his arm off his body again: "I told you, don't hook your shoulders, you might be beaten, you don't listen."

Chen Yubai: "???"

Who did he provoke? !

He didn't recruit anyone or provoke anyone, it was mainly because of Qin Zigui's problem.

After Sheng Yan came out of the dressing room with a red face, he felt that Qin Zigui was in need of a beating recently, he dared to say anything shameless, and dared to make any inappropriate jokes.

He, Sheng Yan, is a straight man of steel, how could he have evil thoughts towards someone he has been treating like an older brother for more than ten years.

It's clearly Qin Zigui who sees the bend.

If I don't teach him how to be a person today, I'm afraid he doesn't know who is the real overlord of the two families on the 26th floor!

When he got the gun, Sheng Yan had already figured out how to shoot Qin Zigui.

For the sake of safety and game effects, the gun is not a serious gun, the front sight is very problematic, and the bullets are not serious bullets, but bullets wrapped in colored powder.

After Sheng Yan tried two shots, he headed towards the place where the dressing room came out, loaded the gun, took aim, and took aim.

Qin Zigui happened to appear in the field of vision.

Then he squeezed the trigger with a "snap" without hesitation.

Chen Yubai was shot in the heart.

In the public, what kind of shoulders are hooked, what kind of backs are put on!

Can you guys restrain yourself!

Sheng Yan felt that his trick was called killing chickens to warn monkeys.

Qin Zigui felt that Sheng Yan's move was called eradicating dissidents.

Lin Qian felt that this trick was purely jealousy.

Only Chen Yubai felt that this was an innocent disaster!

As soon as she wanted to help herself get justice, the staff lady stood at the front of the hall and shouted with a loudspeaker: "Everyone be quiet, be quiet, the vampire hunters and vampires are divided into two groups, and I will tell you the rules of the game. "

So he could only hold back the words.

The scene became quiet quickly, and the staff lady cleared her throat and went straight to the point.

"Hello everyone, welcome to our warm summer event limited to the Castle Surprise. Our event this time is a large indoor cosplay plus live CS battle game. The twenty pairs of 'couples' players here are also separated. Now that the roles of vampire and vampire hunter have been chosen, then I will tell you the basic rules."

"First of all, let me tell you the background of the story. The story happened in Europe in the 14th century. Vampires were rampant, and vampire hunters were also born in response to the situation. These two camps are inexhaustible, so today is a decisive confrontation."

"The rules for the victory of this event are divided into two modes. One is the PK between the camps. If one of the players is eliminated, the remaining surviving players of the other party will win and can receive our single The second mode of victory is the hidden easter egg, which requires players to explore by themselves in the game, and the winning players can get the exclusive rich prizes of 'Great Summer' from the organizer."

"The specific elimination rules are as follows. Each vampire hunter is equipped with a shotgun and ten paintballs. If it hits the vampire's body, but not the limbs, the vampire can be eliminated on the spot. The vampire needs to find the name of the vampire hunter in the castle. If a vampire hunter with a weapon gets close to him and bites his neck, he will be eliminated directly."

"As for the hidden mode and related clues, players need to explore by themselves in this castle with a total of [-] square meters. If you have any doubts, our staff pretending to be corpses will answer you at any time."

"The time is two hours in total. If after two hours, none of the parties have been completely eliminated, and no one has passed the hidden victory mode, then all members will fail and there will be no prizes."

"If there are no other questions, the vampires can enter and hide in advance. Two minutes later, the vampire hunter will officially enter the arena, and the countdown will officially start."

"Why are you still biting?" Sheng Yan frowned dissatisfiedly after the staff finished speaking.

Qin Zigui explained plainly: "It's normal. I guess it's not just about biting, there must be other hidden mechanisms. After all, this is a couple-themed game."

"Are lovers going to bite?" Sheng Yan felt that he had a deep hatred for the word "bite".

The reaction was so intense that Chen Yubai couldn't help but tilt his head: "It's normal for young couples to bite their necks, and they definitely wouldn't bite if they weren't couples!"

You are a young couple!

Your whole family is a couple!

Thinking of Qin Zigui's all kinds of oppression against him in recent days, and those weird and annoying feelings, Sheng Yan directly pulled the gun bolt: "Bite, bite, I am not cowardly, and real men just rely on guns to talk , some people just wait to die.”

Qin Zigui nodded: "Well, you are right, a real man, don't be shy, welcome to hunt and kill."

It is simply provocative!

Just as Sheng Yan wanted to speak harshly again, Qin Zigui stretched out his hand to cut his hair: "But you must pay attention to safety first."

Subwoofer plus touch head kill, double crit.

Sheng Yan's language system froze just as he was about to speak harshly.

Then Qin Zigui, led by the staff, left the venue as if nothing had happened.

Sheng Yan, the real man after being provoked, gritted his teeth and looked back at Lin Qian: "Tell me, do I look like a straight man of steel at first sight?"

Lin Ai, who had just been fed a mouthful of dog food, felt that he had misunderstood her, but out of consideration for her own safety, she still smiled politely: "It's good that you are happy. Anyway, I hope you don't act like a ghost." unfinished."

"Impossible." Sheng Yan straightened the rifling, ruthlessly, "You don't understand a man's desire to win."

Sheng Yan is indeed a person with a strong desire to win.

From the moment he entered the arena with a gun in his hand, his whole demeanor changed instantly.

If the usual Sheng Yan was just a lazy and willful young master, then the moment he picked up the gun and entered the arena, he became a real hunter.

Alert, alert, quick to respond, full of aggression, yet surprisingly calm.

Coupled with the dark light of the castle, the gloomy background music, and the black clothes and hats on him, it looks charming and dangerous.

What's more, the black windbreaker that was tightly belted also made his legs extraordinarily long and his waist extraordinarily thin.

Is a handsome guy.

It's a pity that I only dare to sneak a nympho when Qin Zigui is not around.

However, there were already many bullets crackling in the huge old castle, but Sheng Yan hadn't fired a single shot, only showing momentum, but not killing anyone.

Lin Ling hid behind him, and couldn't help asking in a low voice: "Brother, why don't you shoot? Don't worry, don't be afraid that you don't have enough bullets, I will give you all my sister's."

Sheng Yan really didn't know how such a beautiful girl like Lin Ling had comedians all over her body, but she just held the gun, pressed against the corner of the wall, and replied in a very low voice: "This kind of gun is better than toy guns. All the bullets need to be loaded, the safety is pulled, and the rifle is loaded. Even at the fastest speed, it takes five seconds from each round to the next. This castle is full of corridors and rooms. The second shot of the vampire is easy to hide, it will simply consume the number of bullets, and if the bullets are gone, they can only wait to die."

So even though it looks like the vampire hunter has the initiative on the surface, it actually puts the vampire hunter's skills to the test.

At least Sheng Yan could believe that with this kind of gun equipment, those who had never touched a gun might not be able to hit a single person after firing ten bullets.

What's more, those people chased each other desperately with such cumbersome guns at the beginning, which was of no benefit except to consume physical strength and bullets.

After listening to his answer, Lin Qian asked in a low voice, "Then what should we do now?"

"Stand by and wait." Sheng Yan answered briefly, "This ancient castle has three floors. If they want to find the cross, they have to go up and down the stairs."

After the voice fell, the sound of footsteps came, Sheng Yan turned sideways from the corner, raised the gun, took aim, pulled the trigger, then turned around in an instant, and pressed against the wall again.

Then the elimination broadcast sounded in the castle.

"The vampire XXX was killed by the player Sheng Yan on the stairs on the left side of the first floor of the castle. The current number of remaining vampires is 19, and the number of remaining vampire hunters is 20."

"I'll go." Hearing this announcement, Lin Qian couldn't help but complain, "Why does this broadcast still reveal the location, do we want to change places now?"

"Change, go to the stairs on the right." Sheng Yan's voice suddenly increased, but he stood firmly against the wall in the shadow and did not move. Then he tapped himself, then Lin Qian, and then pointed to the distance.

Lin Ai instantly understood, she hugged the wall, and purposely made a lot of noise by running around.

Sure enough, there were rustling sounds and soft whispers on the stairs again: "The other side seems to have changed places. They must not have thought that we would dare to go here. Our thoughts are in the air..."

boom--

bang bang-

The words have not been finished yet, two people, pawn.

When the first person was hit, the other person had already turned up and ran up, but Sheng Yan leaped while supporting the railing, caught up with him in two steps, made another shot, and died directly.

Lin Qian, who ran back from a distance, couldn't help giving a thumbs up: "Brother, you're awesome."

Sheng Yan loaded the bullet: "It's not bad."

However, because there were too many corners in the corridor, the light was too dim, and the gun was too poor, Sheng Yan usually practiced with a pistol, not a rifle, so two shots only hit the limbs, not the body.

But still with 8 bullets to kill 6 people, it ranks first in the ranking of vampire hunters.

Lin Qiu also relied on random marksmanship and hunted down the two of them with 6 bullets under Sheng Yan's guidance.

The other hunters who had run out of bullets in the early stage had already been eliminated one by one, or could only sit and wait for death.

"What to do, there are still 7 vampires on the field, but there are only 4 vampire hunters."

As soon as the voice fell, the broadcast announced: "Vampire XXX and vampire hunter XXX will die together."

Lin Qian: "..."

Well, now there are 3 hunters and 6 ghosts.

When she realized this, Lin Ai directly took out all three bullets in her pocket and handed them to Sheng Yan: "I'll only keep this one in the magazine, and give you the rest. Now it's up to you to Only then can we win."

Sheng Yan did not refuse.

They now have a total of 6 bullets, and the other hunter's bullets are estimated to be at most 2, but they still have to hunt and kill 6 people. The winning rate can be imagined.

"But you said there are only so few people left, why haven't we met Chen Yubai and Qin Zigui?" Lin Qian asked strangely while opening the doors one after another with a gun.

Sheng Yan was very indifferent: "Normal."

He and Qin Zigui know each other too well. They have played too many games together since they were young. They are very clear about each other's style, style of play, and ideas, so they can subconsciously avoid it in the confrontation. other side.

In contrast, he found it even more strange: "Why did the hunters get eliminated so quickly? It stands to reason that the castle is so big, and the opposite side is still being chased. It makes no sense to find the cross so quickly."

As soon as the voice fell, four burly men rushed out from the opposite side: "Brothers! Go! They're going to run out of bullets! We'll bite them to death!!!"

"???" Sheng Yan was shocked when he saw those big men with gold chains over 1.8 meters in height rushing towards him.

What the fuck? !

Why is there still such an operation? !

He said why the vampire hunters were eliminated so quickly, is it true that some people would use the elimination method of biting people? !Why are you so careless? !Aren't you afraid that I haven't showered for three days? !

Sheng Yan reacted instinctively, raised his gun and dropped it, killing one.

But it took enough time for the other three big guys to rush over and bite him to death.

It doesn't matter if he loses, but if he is bitten by these three people, then he will die for the rest of his life!

Sheng Yan turned around and ran away.

Lin Qiao saw the three burly men running past her, and said something: "Forget about women, you can't bite, or you will bully others, then bite that handsome guy."

The whole person was stunned.

Isn't it bullying when you bite the handsome guy? !

When she recovered from the shock, she immediately raised her gun and shot at the backs of those people, but the opponent moved too fast and accidentally missed it.

At first, I wanted to load the bullets, and make another shot, but when I touched my pocket, I realized that all the bullets had been given to Sheng Yan, so I could only quickly draw a cross on my chest, and after silently praying for Sheng Yan, I turned towards Sheng Yan. Yan ran in the opposite direction.

No, it's too scary, she can't save Sheng Yan from the mouths of the three big men even if she catches up, she can only look for the cross of herself and Sheng Yan, if she can find it, hide it on her body, and delay it for a while.

It's okay to meet Qin Zigui, otherwise his wife will be bitten!

Lin Ai ran wildly in the castle with a roar in her heart.

And the other end, Sheng Yan, was also running wildly in the castle, gnashing his teeth while loading bullets.

He, Sheng Yan, is the king of the shooting range.

When did you encounter this kind of thing?

As long as he has a pistol in his hand now, these three big men have already lost their souls!

But what he was holding was just a tattered wooden gun, even if it was tattered. Take a hard shot to put the bullet back in place.

Not far away, the group of lunatics shouted again: "Brothers! Go!!! Kill that handsome guy!!! This is the mission of our vampires!!!"

Where are vampires like you? !

After substituting the bold and unrestrained temperament of those people, Sheng Yan's hazy thoughts about vampires because of Qin Zigui have been completely shattered.

He wants to eliminate harm for the people!

Sheng Yan thought, gritted his teeth, and raised his gun, intending to kill him.

As a result, one second before the three rabies vampires were about to rush in, Sheng Yan, who had already raised his gun, was grabbed by the wrist and led into the room, then turned around and was led into the narrow and cramped cabinet.

In the darkness, he was imprisoned and pressed his left hand tightly against the cabinet wall.

At the same time, he raised the gun with his right hand and pressed it against the opponent's chest.

A touch-and-go confrontational stance.

To act rashly is to die,

The other party leaned down against his muzzle, with warm lips covering his neck below the ears, and the familiar hormonal breath enveloped his whole body, bringing an extremely powerful sense of oppression: "You shoot!" , I bite you, how about we die together?"

The voice is naturally low and cold, there is no deliberate temptation, but it is inexplicably deceptive.

Shooting in such an environment, the recoil and impact force, both himself and Qin Zigui would be injured.

Sheng Yan knew that he couldn't run away this time, but he didn't want to be insulted by Qin Zigui with the idea of ​​dying together, and he didn't want to admit that he was cowardly and be labeled as not so straight.

So he pulled the trigger, raised his neck, and said viciously: "Stop talking nonsense, I abide by the rules of the game, bite if you want, anyway, I'm a straight man, and I'm not afraid... um..."

Before Sheng Yan could finish speaking, the collar of his shirt was torn off, and the side of his neck was literally bitten.

At that moment, his legs went limp, and he let out an imperceptible muffled grunt, and then he was wrapped tightly around his waist by a hand.

"Straight man, don't be cowardly."