leave my business alone
Chapter 5 Wishes
Sheng Yan was woken up by Gou You's phone call at noon the next day.
"Hey, Brother Yan, are you okay? I heard Weasel said that you are on sick leave? Well, why did you suddenly get sick? Could it be because of Qin Zigui's anger?"
Sheng Yan frowned, turned over uncomfortably: "What sick leave?"
After finishing speaking, I realized that my voice was very hoarse and a little sore, and when I habitually tried to grab my huge cat pillow, it was also in vain.
It doesn't feel right.
Sheng Yan slowly opened his eyes, and then saw a bookshelf full of books, trophies and certificates on the opposite wall, as well as the minimalist to a bit cold room decoration.
Isn't this Qin Zigui's room?
Sheng Yan was stunned for a moment, and when he saw the throat lozenge on the bedside, his memory slowly swelled back into shape like a water-soaked sponge.
In the beginning, he and Qin Zigui quarreled.
Then he came to Qin Zigui's house for dinner on his birthday.
Then, Ms. Xu told him that his home was bombed, and he had to stay at Qin Zigui's house for a month.
In the end, I was so shocked by the news that I choked on the fish head with chopped peppers, and then drank a large glass of white wine.
And the final stuck point of all the memories is Qin Zigui's "Wow".
There was no reluctance, no ridicule and teasing, it was natural and unremarkable, although there was no pleasure of getting revenge after letting the enemy make a fool of themselves, but there was no discomfort at all, just like...
It's like being coaxed.
But why did Qin Zigui coax him?
A year ago, this was normal, but isn't the relationship between the two of them old and dead now?
What harm did this man hold back?
Sheng Yan looked at the full bookshelf and couldn't figure it out.
On the other end of the phone, Gou Youlian said "Hello" a few times: "Hey, hey? Brother Yan? Are you still there? Nothing really happened, right? Damn it, don't scare me."
"Shut up." Sheng Yan was called back to his soul, and said unhappily, "If you have a big birthday, you are not lucky."
"Bah, bah, knocking on wood is not serious." Gou You knocked on the wood three times, and then said, "I also gave you birthday blessings because I got stuck last night, but you didn't reply until noon. Come to class, so I'm a little worried."
noon?
盛衍把手机拿到跟前一看,时间2020年7月7日12时11分。
The message bar is full of WeChat text messages and penguin private messages, and almost all the relatives and friends I know have sent birthday wishes.
except someone.
Sheng Yan repeatedly clicked to open and exit several times, and after confirming that he had not received any news from Qin Zigui, he cursed angrily: "Big trash."
"???" Gou You on the other end of the phone panicked instantly, "Brother Yan, why are you scolding me?! What did I do wrong again?!"
"I didn't scold you." Sheng Yan didn't bother to explain, "I saw the skin you sent, thank you, I'll treat you to dinner later. I don't have anything to do here, I can go to class in the afternoon."
After finishing speaking, there was nothing else, Sheng Yan hung up the phone.
Click on Ms. Xu's wechat avatar, and there are several unread messages, all sent at five o'clock in the morning.
It is estimated that it is the time for Ms. Xu to get up early and leave home.
[Empress Dowager]: I'm drunk after two ounces of white wine, don't say it's my son when I go out after being so squeamish.
[Empress Dowager]: Don't worry, I asked for sick leave for you, so you can sleep peacefully at home, and go to class after waking up.
[Empress Dowager]: But it's a pity that my mother didn't see you before she left, and didn't say happy 17th birthday to you.
[Empress Dowager]: But you have to believe that my mother will always love you, and there are no other greedy demands. I just hope that my son can still grow up kindly, bravely and happily in the new year.
[Empress Dowager]: When I arrive in London at night, I will report you to be safe, stay well at Aunt Qin's house, listen to Zigui more, and don't let mother worry.
[Empress Dowager]: I love you.
Sheng Yan lay on the bed, pursed his lips, and moved his fingers quickly: [Mother, don't worry, wear a mask, come back early, and be safe, our family has enough money, you can go to London to see more handsome British men, and work less , My son kneels down]
After sending out, I threw my phone away, and was about to turn over and lie down again, but when I kicked my foot, I stepped on something so hard that I got up and lifted the quilt to see that it was the book "After I Got the Wishing System, I Came to the Peak of Life" ".
Looking at the title of the book, Sheng Yan seemed to vaguely recall a dream he had last night.
Probably a Guanyin empress told him that the wish he made on his birthday last year would come true after he woke up.
joke.
How to achieve it?
Could it be possible to also give him a wishing system?
But why do I vaguely remember Qin Zigui in my dream?
If you have a big birthday, you will be unlucky to have this kind of dream.
And why is this person so stingy, he doesn't even give a formal birthday wish.
Thinking about it, the phone ding-dong.
Sheng Yan's eyes immediately brightened, and he quickly picked up his phone to take a look, and then the light dimmed.
It was a banner message sent by an APP: [I wish the little master Sheng Yan, happy birthday]
Sheng Yan threw the phone aside without interest.
After throwing it away, he paused, then picked it up again to have a look.
All wishes come true APP?
WTF?
When did I download such a thing?
Slide your finger up to unlock the screen, and sure enough, you will see a Logo on the main interface that you have never seen before.
The soot-pink bottom, with a milky white vertical stroke, is like a half heart drawn by a painter when he misses his lover. There are four words written under the logo, all wishes come true.
Click to take a look.
The screen went dark in an instant, and then a line of white words was mechanically typed out: [Hello, Sheng Yan, congratulations that you have been selected as the current host by Xinxiangshicheng APP. Click Bind to start the wish journey]
???
Why did he seem to have seen this routine somewhere?
Could it be that there are three sentences that can make a man spend 18 yuan on the same item for me to defraud?
Adhering to the idea of seeing what kind of whimsy the liar app can have, Sheng Yan clicked on bind.
The page pops up: "APP User Agreement and Instructions for Use"
1. The APP needs to reach a strict two-way confidentiality with the user, that is, neither the APP nor the user can disclose any specific usage content about the APP to a third party.
2. During the use process, the user shall not make any request that violates the laws and regulations of the People's Republic of China and public order and good customs, shall not request to forcibly bind other people's feelings, and shall not aim at harming others or seeking illegitimate interests.
3. In order to follow the law of conservation of matter, any wish requires the user to complete the corresponding task, but the user is not required to pay any money. Similarly, after the user makes a wish, the user must not refuse to fulfill the obligation to complete the task (the scope of the task, the same as Regulation 2)
4. The final interpretation right of the APP belongs to the APP developer, thank you for using it.
Why does the developer of this thing seem to be law-abiding?
The quality of liars is getting higher and higher.
Although Sheng Yan didn't quite understand it, he was greatly shocked.
Continue to click "Read and Agree".
The screen switches again.
This time it is not a simple and rough interface switch, but a small animation that fades in.
A little chubby angel with a pair of short wings, with a small round buttocks poking out, holding a wounded kitten, stumbled and fell off the moon.
With a puff, it landed on the thick and soft grass, tearing from the pain, but still tightly protecting the little milk cat in his arms, and got up strong.
Then he raised his head, looked around the barren and dilapidated garden, and let out a "yeah?"
The screen freezes and text appears.
[Every child chosen by the Lord God is an angel who has saved other souls. In order to reward these angels, the Lord God decided to fulfill their wishes. Click Confirm to accept the Lord God's reward]
confirm.
[Everything in the world needs to be tested. Everything in the world has a cause and effect. Different levels of wishes can be granted at different stages, and different tasks need to be completed. Click on the host scan to confirm the current level]
scanning.
[The current wish level of the host is Lv.1, the allowed wish level: primary, task difficulty: simple, frequency: twice a week (refresh on Wednesday), upgrade requirements: complete ten primary tasks, and realize ten primary wishes, then you can Upgraded to Lv.2.After scanning, click Next to enter the wishing tutorial]
Next step.
[Wishing Tutorial: The first step is to receive ten small daisy seeds; the second step is to put the wish in the garden mailbox, and if approved, you can receive a flowerpot; the third step is to plant the seeds into the flowerpot, that is You can receive a task letterhead; the fourth step, click to complete the task and wait for the review; the fifth step, the review is completed, wait for the wish to come true and the daisy to bloom]
It's pretty romantic.
Sheng Yan became more and more interested in this scammer's app, so he clicked to receive the Daisy Seed.
As a result, in addition to the seeds, three pots of daisy flowers appeared on the screen, accompanied by a letter: [The system detected that the trust emotion of the host is 0 at this time, so in order to improve the trust of the host, the system decided to give three pots of daisies that have bloomed as gifts. Trial, no task to fulfill three primary wishes to build trust between the host and the system, please accept it]
And a trial pack?
Sheng Yan thinks that this is most likely the kind of common scam in shopping malls that let you win a lottery for a free trial experience, and then start to gradually guide you to other purchases.
The shell is full of bells and whistles, but the core is always the same.
Want to use this inferior method to deceive him?
nonexistent.
Sheng Yan thought he was a smart thief.
Randomly lost a wish: [I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs for lunch]
A white circle appears on the page.
Five seconds later: Wish granted.
Ten seconds later, Qin Ru's voice came from the kitchen: "Auntie, Zigui is coming back for lunch, can I make sweet and sour pork ribs?"
The cooking aunt should be straightforward: "Okay, no problem, just 10 minutes!"
Sheng Yan, who was casually poking at the screen, suddenly stopped: "?"
This is a coincidence, right?
This must be a coincidence, right?
No, try again.
Sheng Yan typed with both hands, and quickly typed: [I hope I can know the number of the next lottery jackpot in advance]
The white circle turns.
After three seconds: the wish leapfrogs and is rejected.
Is this wish more advanced?
I am stingy and can't afford to play.
Sheng Yan snorted disdainfully, and was thinking about a wish not to leapfrog, when there was the sound of someone entering the door outside the house, and Qin Zigui's cold and low voice: "Auntie, I'm back."
Sheng Yan immediately had a plan: [Make a wish to let Qin Zigui fall immediately]
The white circle turns again.
Five seconds later: Wish granted.
At the same moment when these four words appeared, a violent muffled sound suddenly sounded in the living room along with the panicked voices of Qin Ru and the cooking aunt: "Zigui, why did you fall? Be careful, does it hurt? Did you bump?" Where are you?"
"It's okay, I slipped accidentally."
Qin Zigui was as calm and composed as ever.
On the contrary, Sheng Yan, the instigator in the room, became restless.
He froze for a moment, then: "Fuck?!"
what happened? !
How could an AI robot like Qin Zigui with its own control system be able to wrestle?
Or did you fall the first second the wish was just granted?
coincidence.
Must be a coincidence.
As a pure materialist who grew up with a Marxist-Leninist education in a socialist country, I cannot believe that this is not a coincidence.
Sheng Yan clenched the corners of his lips, and quickly typed again: [I hope Qin Zigui can choke on drinking cold water]
"Cough, cough, cough—"
Qin Zigui's low cough that was caught off guard and the crash of the glass being put back on the coffee table sounded as promised.
Sheng Yan: "..."
Silly.
Suddenly, he seemed to think of something, sat up suddenly, picked up the thick big yellow book, and started flipping through it.
A scumbag who is suppressed everywhere.
After getting drunk on my birthday.
Get the wishing system called wish come true.
Then he started punching the top student and kicking the president of the student union...
Hold? !
Is the novel reflected in reality? !
The wish he made on his birthday last year also came true? !
It's a scam app.
This world is not so magical.
Sheng Yan, who had been poisoned by alcohol last night, was dumbfounded.
Then a prompt message popped up on the phone screen again: [Three trial opportunities have been used up, and the task cycle will be officially refreshed on Wednesday, please come and experience it personally]
Today is July 7th, Tuesday, which means that tomorrow you can start doing tasks and making wishes.
Sheng Yan bit his lip, and tapped the screen with his fingertips. After a short thought, he decided not to uninstall it, and waited until he saw what tasks he would ask himself to do.
If it is a task of transferring money to sell personal privacy that violates laws and regulations and harms nature and justice, then directly report back and ask the police uncle to teach these liars how to behave.
But if it's a normal mission and the wish comes true...
Think about yourself being number one in grade with one hand, shooting champion with the other, stepping on Qin puppy, punching Qin Damiao, instructing Huang Shuliang to criticize Qin Zigui every day, ordering Qin Zigui to write a [-]-word self-criticism every day, and then asking Qin Zigui to follow him every day Sheng Yan couldn't help laughing out as he helped himself with his homework on the back of his ass.
"why are you laughing."
Sheng Yan, who was happily thinking about Qin Zigui pitifully pulling his sleeves to call his brother Sheng Yan, suddenly heard a cold sound from the door, and a conditioned reflex bounced off the bed, and he said guiltyly: "You go into someone else's room Why didn't you knock on the door!"
Qin Zigui leaned against the door frame, hugged his chest, glanced at the young master who was wearing his own pajamas and stepping on his own quilt in his room, baring his teeth and claws at him, and said calmly: "This is my room."
"..." Sheng Yan, who realized the problem, froze slightly, and then climbed out of bed resentfully, "It's not that I don't have a room or pajamas, please let me sleep here."
"Well, you begged." Qin Zigui nodded, "You said my pajamas smell good, the room is big, the bed is soft, and it's close to the bathroom, so you refuse to leave."
Sheng Yan: "..."
Qin Zigui: "Do you need me to call my aunt to come over for verification?"
Sheng Yan: "...huh!"
Sheng Yan felt that it would be unlucky for him to stay here for another second, so with a stinky face, he picked up the big yellow book and mobile phone, hugged his schoolbag, and lifted his proud head, and passed by Qin Zigui without squinting, intending to He returned to his room with arrogance and arrogance.
As a result, as soon as he took a step out of the room, Qin Zigui raised his hand and grabbed the collar of the pajamas and slipped back.
Sheng Yan was so angry that he slapped his hand off: "What are you doing!"
Qin Zigui didn't answer, but bent down to pick up a slipper from the door, and picked up another slipper from under the table, and put it in front of Sheng Yan: "Put it on."
Sheng Yan put on his slippers resentfully: "You are such an old lady."
Qin Zigui didn't deny it: "If I'm not an old lady, you would have slept in the toilet smelling bad last night."
"..."
Rubbish!
Sheng Yan lives under the fence, eats people with a soft mouth, and can't quarrel with Qin Zigui for the time being, so he can only give him a vicious look, then angrily goes back to his own room opposite, closes the door, throws his schoolbag, and is about to dig out the specially customized one. "There is a dart board for when you are angry with Qin Zigui", the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated.
掏出一看:[心想事成APP:检测到宿主当前信任情绪为30.00%,且今天为宿主生日,所以系统决定临时赠送初级愿望X1,时效截止2020年7月8日0点]
Is there such a good thing?
Sheng Yan's attitude towards this APP is that he believed but didn't fully believe it. However, the first second he saw this news, he still had an idea and typed directly: [I hope Qin Zigui will be a little brother to me honestly today. ]
Wish approved.
Then he opened the door and yelled at Qin Zigui who was cleaning the table in the opposite room, "Qin Zigui! Come here!"
Qin Zigui stopped what he was doing, walked to the door opposite, leaned against the door frame, and looked down at him across a passage: "If you have something to say, just say it."
Also arrogant.
Sheng Yan snorted coldly: "Call me brother."
Qin Zigui raised his eyebrows slightly, his expression didn't look friendly.
He himself has a somewhat cold and unapproachable appearance, but now his eyebrows are slightly raised, condescending, and he looks particularly difficult to get along with.
Sheng Yan was never afraid of him.
only……
Is that wishing app really a liar app?
Just as Sheng Yan was thinking, a cool "brother" came from the top of his head.
"?"
Sheng Yan looked up.
Qin Zigui frowned slightly, and he seemed to be very unhappy, but he seemed to be forced to speak by an invisible force in the dark, his throat rolled, his lips parted slightly, reluctantly Send two words again: "Brother."
So at that moment, the sky cleared and the rain stopped, Sheng Yan felt that he was doing well again.
He raised his face, stretched his brows and eyes, and curved his eyes brightly, revealing a young man's proud smile: "Hey, good brother."
"Hey, Brother Yan, are you okay? I heard Weasel said that you are on sick leave? Well, why did you suddenly get sick? Could it be because of Qin Zigui's anger?"
Sheng Yan frowned, turned over uncomfortably: "What sick leave?"
After finishing speaking, I realized that my voice was very hoarse and a little sore, and when I habitually tried to grab my huge cat pillow, it was also in vain.
It doesn't feel right.
Sheng Yan slowly opened his eyes, and then saw a bookshelf full of books, trophies and certificates on the opposite wall, as well as the minimalist to a bit cold room decoration.
Isn't this Qin Zigui's room?
Sheng Yan was stunned for a moment, and when he saw the throat lozenge on the bedside, his memory slowly swelled back into shape like a water-soaked sponge.
In the beginning, he and Qin Zigui quarreled.
Then he came to Qin Zigui's house for dinner on his birthday.
Then, Ms. Xu told him that his home was bombed, and he had to stay at Qin Zigui's house for a month.
In the end, I was so shocked by the news that I choked on the fish head with chopped peppers, and then drank a large glass of white wine.
And the final stuck point of all the memories is Qin Zigui's "Wow".
There was no reluctance, no ridicule and teasing, it was natural and unremarkable, although there was no pleasure of getting revenge after letting the enemy make a fool of themselves, but there was no discomfort at all, just like...
It's like being coaxed.
But why did Qin Zigui coax him?
A year ago, this was normal, but isn't the relationship between the two of them old and dead now?
What harm did this man hold back?
Sheng Yan looked at the full bookshelf and couldn't figure it out.
On the other end of the phone, Gou Youlian said "Hello" a few times: "Hey, hey? Brother Yan? Are you still there? Nothing really happened, right? Damn it, don't scare me."
"Shut up." Sheng Yan was called back to his soul, and said unhappily, "If you have a big birthday, you are not lucky."
"Bah, bah, knocking on wood is not serious." Gou You knocked on the wood three times, and then said, "I also gave you birthday blessings because I got stuck last night, but you didn't reply until noon. Come to class, so I'm a little worried."
noon?
盛衍把手机拿到跟前一看,时间2020年7月7日12时11分。
The message bar is full of WeChat text messages and penguin private messages, and almost all the relatives and friends I know have sent birthday wishes.
except someone.
Sheng Yan repeatedly clicked to open and exit several times, and after confirming that he had not received any news from Qin Zigui, he cursed angrily: "Big trash."
"???" Gou You on the other end of the phone panicked instantly, "Brother Yan, why are you scolding me?! What did I do wrong again?!"
"I didn't scold you." Sheng Yan didn't bother to explain, "I saw the skin you sent, thank you, I'll treat you to dinner later. I don't have anything to do here, I can go to class in the afternoon."
After finishing speaking, there was nothing else, Sheng Yan hung up the phone.
Click on Ms. Xu's wechat avatar, and there are several unread messages, all sent at five o'clock in the morning.
It is estimated that it is the time for Ms. Xu to get up early and leave home.
[Empress Dowager]: I'm drunk after two ounces of white wine, don't say it's my son when I go out after being so squeamish.
[Empress Dowager]: Don't worry, I asked for sick leave for you, so you can sleep peacefully at home, and go to class after waking up.
[Empress Dowager]: But it's a pity that my mother didn't see you before she left, and didn't say happy 17th birthday to you.
[Empress Dowager]: But you have to believe that my mother will always love you, and there are no other greedy demands. I just hope that my son can still grow up kindly, bravely and happily in the new year.
[Empress Dowager]: When I arrive in London at night, I will report you to be safe, stay well at Aunt Qin's house, listen to Zigui more, and don't let mother worry.
[Empress Dowager]: I love you.
Sheng Yan lay on the bed, pursed his lips, and moved his fingers quickly: [Mother, don't worry, wear a mask, come back early, and be safe, our family has enough money, you can go to London to see more handsome British men, and work less , My son kneels down]
After sending out, I threw my phone away, and was about to turn over and lie down again, but when I kicked my foot, I stepped on something so hard that I got up and lifted the quilt to see that it was the book "After I Got the Wishing System, I Came to the Peak of Life" ".
Looking at the title of the book, Sheng Yan seemed to vaguely recall a dream he had last night.
Probably a Guanyin empress told him that the wish he made on his birthday last year would come true after he woke up.
joke.
How to achieve it?
Could it be possible to also give him a wishing system?
But why do I vaguely remember Qin Zigui in my dream?
If you have a big birthday, you will be unlucky to have this kind of dream.
And why is this person so stingy, he doesn't even give a formal birthday wish.
Thinking about it, the phone ding-dong.
Sheng Yan's eyes immediately brightened, and he quickly picked up his phone to take a look, and then the light dimmed.
It was a banner message sent by an APP: [I wish the little master Sheng Yan, happy birthday]
Sheng Yan threw the phone aside without interest.
After throwing it away, he paused, then picked it up again to have a look.
All wishes come true APP?
WTF?
When did I download such a thing?
Slide your finger up to unlock the screen, and sure enough, you will see a Logo on the main interface that you have never seen before.
The soot-pink bottom, with a milky white vertical stroke, is like a half heart drawn by a painter when he misses his lover. There are four words written under the logo, all wishes come true.
Click to take a look.
The screen went dark in an instant, and then a line of white words was mechanically typed out: [Hello, Sheng Yan, congratulations that you have been selected as the current host by Xinxiangshicheng APP. Click Bind to start the wish journey]
???
Why did he seem to have seen this routine somewhere?
Could it be that there are three sentences that can make a man spend 18 yuan on the same item for me to defraud?
Adhering to the idea of seeing what kind of whimsy the liar app can have, Sheng Yan clicked on bind.
The page pops up: "APP User Agreement and Instructions for Use"
1. The APP needs to reach a strict two-way confidentiality with the user, that is, neither the APP nor the user can disclose any specific usage content about the APP to a third party.
2. During the use process, the user shall not make any request that violates the laws and regulations of the People's Republic of China and public order and good customs, shall not request to forcibly bind other people's feelings, and shall not aim at harming others or seeking illegitimate interests.
3. In order to follow the law of conservation of matter, any wish requires the user to complete the corresponding task, but the user is not required to pay any money. Similarly, after the user makes a wish, the user must not refuse to fulfill the obligation to complete the task (the scope of the task, the same as Regulation 2)
4. The final interpretation right of the APP belongs to the APP developer, thank you for using it.
Why does the developer of this thing seem to be law-abiding?
The quality of liars is getting higher and higher.
Although Sheng Yan didn't quite understand it, he was greatly shocked.
Continue to click "Read and Agree".
The screen switches again.
This time it is not a simple and rough interface switch, but a small animation that fades in.
A little chubby angel with a pair of short wings, with a small round buttocks poking out, holding a wounded kitten, stumbled and fell off the moon.
With a puff, it landed on the thick and soft grass, tearing from the pain, but still tightly protecting the little milk cat in his arms, and got up strong.
Then he raised his head, looked around the barren and dilapidated garden, and let out a "yeah?"
The screen freezes and text appears.
[Every child chosen by the Lord God is an angel who has saved other souls. In order to reward these angels, the Lord God decided to fulfill their wishes. Click Confirm to accept the Lord God's reward]
confirm.
[Everything in the world needs to be tested. Everything in the world has a cause and effect. Different levels of wishes can be granted at different stages, and different tasks need to be completed. Click on the host scan to confirm the current level]
scanning.
[The current wish level of the host is Lv.1, the allowed wish level: primary, task difficulty: simple, frequency: twice a week (refresh on Wednesday), upgrade requirements: complete ten primary tasks, and realize ten primary wishes, then you can Upgraded to Lv.2.After scanning, click Next to enter the wishing tutorial]
Next step.
[Wishing Tutorial: The first step is to receive ten small daisy seeds; the second step is to put the wish in the garden mailbox, and if approved, you can receive a flowerpot; the third step is to plant the seeds into the flowerpot, that is You can receive a task letterhead; the fourth step, click to complete the task and wait for the review; the fifth step, the review is completed, wait for the wish to come true and the daisy to bloom]
It's pretty romantic.
Sheng Yan became more and more interested in this scammer's app, so he clicked to receive the Daisy Seed.
As a result, in addition to the seeds, three pots of daisy flowers appeared on the screen, accompanied by a letter: [The system detected that the trust emotion of the host is 0 at this time, so in order to improve the trust of the host, the system decided to give three pots of daisies that have bloomed as gifts. Trial, no task to fulfill three primary wishes to build trust between the host and the system, please accept it]
And a trial pack?
Sheng Yan thinks that this is most likely the kind of common scam in shopping malls that let you win a lottery for a free trial experience, and then start to gradually guide you to other purchases.
The shell is full of bells and whistles, but the core is always the same.
Want to use this inferior method to deceive him?
nonexistent.
Sheng Yan thought he was a smart thief.
Randomly lost a wish: [I want to eat sweet and sour pork ribs for lunch]
A white circle appears on the page.
Five seconds later: Wish granted.
Ten seconds later, Qin Ru's voice came from the kitchen: "Auntie, Zigui is coming back for lunch, can I make sweet and sour pork ribs?"
The cooking aunt should be straightforward: "Okay, no problem, just 10 minutes!"
Sheng Yan, who was casually poking at the screen, suddenly stopped: "?"
This is a coincidence, right?
This must be a coincidence, right?
No, try again.
Sheng Yan typed with both hands, and quickly typed: [I hope I can know the number of the next lottery jackpot in advance]
The white circle turns.
After three seconds: the wish leapfrogs and is rejected.
Is this wish more advanced?
I am stingy and can't afford to play.
Sheng Yan snorted disdainfully, and was thinking about a wish not to leapfrog, when there was the sound of someone entering the door outside the house, and Qin Zigui's cold and low voice: "Auntie, I'm back."
Sheng Yan immediately had a plan: [Make a wish to let Qin Zigui fall immediately]
The white circle turns again.
Five seconds later: Wish granted.
At the same moment when these four words appeared, a violent muffled sound suddenly sounded in the living room along with the panicked voices of Qin Ru and the cooking aunt: "Zigui, why did you fall? Be careful, does it hurt? Did you bump?" Where are you?"
"It's okay, I slipped accidentally."
Qin Zigui was as calm and composed as ever.
On the contrary, Sheng Yan, the instigator in the room, became restless.
He froze for a moment, then: "Fuck?!"
what happened? !
How could an AI robot like Qin Zigui with its own control system be able to wrestle?
Or did you fall the first second the wish was just granted?
coincidence.
Must be a coincidence.
As a pure materialist who grew up with a Marxist-Leninist education in a socialist country, I cannot believe that this is not a coincidence.
Sheng Yan clenched the corners of his lips, and quickly typed again: [I hope Qin Zigui can choke on drinking cold water]
"Cough, cough, cough—"
Qin Zigui's low cough that was caught off guard and the crash of the glass being put back on the coffee table sounded as promised.
Sheng Yan: "..."
Silly.
Suddenly, he seemed to think of something, sat up suddenly, picked up the thick big yellow book, and started flipping through it.
A scumbag who is suppressed everywhere.
After getting drunk on my birthday.
Get the wishing system called wish come true.
Then he started punching the top student and kicking the president of the student union...
Hold? !
Is the novel reflected in reality? !
The wish he made on his birthday last year also came true? !
It's a scam app.
This world is not so magical.
Sheng Yan, who had been poisoned by alcohol last night, was dumbfounded.
Then a prompt message popped up on the phone screen again: [Three trial opportunities have been used up, and the task cycle will be officially refreshed on Wednesday, please come and experience it personally]
Today is July 7th, Tuesday, which means that tomorrow you can start doing tasks and making wishes.
Sheng Yan bit his lip, and tapped the screen with his fingertips. After a short thought, he decided not to uninstall it, and waited until he saw what tasks he would ask himself to do.
If it is a task of transferring money to sell personal privacy that violates laws and regulations and harms nature and justice, then directly report back and ask the police uncle to teach these liars how to behave.
But if it's a normal mission and the wish comes true...
Think about yourself being number one in grade with one hand, shooting champion with the other, stepping on Qin puppy, punching Qin Damiao, instructing Huang Shuliang to criticize Qin Zigui every day, ordering Qin Zigui to write a [-]-word self-criticism every day, and then asking Qin Zigui to follow him every day Sheng Yan couldn't help laughing out as he helped himself with his homework on the back of his ass.
"why are you laughing."
Sheng Yan, who was happily thinking about Qin Zigui pitifully pulling his sleeves to call his brother Sheng Yan, suddenly heard a cold sound from the door, and a conditioned reflex bounced off the bed, and he said guiltyly: "You go into someone else's room Why didn't you knock on the door!"
Qin Zigui leaned against the door frame, hugged his chest, glanced at the young master who was wearing his own pajamas and stepping on his own quilt in his room, baring his teeth and claws at him, and said calmly: "This is my room."
"..." Sheng Yan, who realized the problem, froze slightly, and then climbed out of bed resentfully, "It's not that I don't have a room or pajamas, please let me sleep here."
"Well, you begged." Qin Zigui nodded, "You said my pajamas smell good, the room is big, the bed is soft, and it's close to the bathroom, so you refuse to leave."
Sheng Yan: "..."
Qin Zigui: "Do you need me to call my aunt to come over for verification?"
Sheng Yan: "...huh!"
Sheng Yan felt that it would be unlucky for him to stay here for another second, so with a stinky face, he picked up the big yellow book and mobile phone, hugged his schoolbag, and lifted his proud head, and passed by Qin Zigui without squinting, intending to He returned to his room with arrogance and arrogance.
As a result, as soon as he took a step out of the room, Qin Zigui raised his hand and grabbed the collar of the pajamas and slipped back.
Sheng Yan was so angry that he slapped his hand off: "What are you doing!"
Qin Zigui didn't answer, but bent down to pick up a slipper from the door, and picked up another slipper from under the table, and put it in front of Sheng Yan: "Put it on."
Sheng Yan put on his slippers resentfully: "You are such an old lady."
Qin Zigui didn't deny it: "If I'm not an old lady, you would have slept in the toilet smelling bad last night."
"..."
Rubbish!
Sheng Yan lives under the fence, eats people with a soft mouth, and can't quarrel with Qin Zigui for the time being, so he can only give him a vicious look, then angrily goes back to his own room opposite, closes the door, throws his schoolbag, and is about to dig out the specially customized one. "There is a dart board for when you are angry with Qin Zigui", the phone in his pocket suddenly vibrated.
掏出一看:[心想事成APP:检测到宿主当前信任情绪为30.00%,且今天为宿主生日,所以系统决定临时赠送初级愿望X1,时效截止2020年7月8日0点]
Is there such a good thing?
Sheng Yan's attitude towards this APP is that he believed but didn't fully believe it. However, the first second he saw this news, he still had an idea and typed directly: [I hope Qin Zigui will be a little brother to me honestly today. ]
Wish approved.
Then he opened the door and yelled at Qin Zigui who was cleaning the table in the opposite room, "Qin Zigui! Come here!"
Qin Zigui stopped what he was doing, walked to the door opposite, leaned against the door frame, and looked down at him across a passage: "If you have something to say, just say it."
Also arrogant.
Sheng Yan snorted coldly: "Call me brother."
Qin Zigui raised his eyebrows slightly, his expression didn't look friendly.
He himself has a somewhat cold and unapproachable appearance, but now his eyebrows are slightly raised, condescending, and he looks particularly difficult to get along with.
Sheng Yan was never afraid of him.
only……
Is that wishing app really a liar app?
Just as Sheng Yan was thinking, a cool "brother" came from the top of his head.
"?"
Sheng Yan looked up.
Qin Zigui frowned slightly, and he seemed to be very unhappy, but he seemed to be forced to speak by an invisible force in the dark, his throat rolled, his lips parted slightly, reluctantly Send two words again: "Brother."
So at that moment, the sky cleared and the rain stopped, Sheng Yan felt that he was doing well again.
He raised his face, stretched his brows and eyes, and curved his eyes brightly, revealing a young man's proud smile: "Hey, good brother."
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