Lang rode a bamboo horse roaring

Zheng Yuan has a great characteristic, she doesn't discuss it, she only informs her husband and son.

Lan Shan lived under the rule of this lady of thunder for 14 and [-] years, and accepted the fact that she sold herself to Bai Zhou's family in just one second, put down the bowl and asked, "When are you going to leave?"

"next week."

"When are you coming back?"

"do not know."

"Okay." Lan Shan finally asked a question, "Does Bai Zhou know that I will go to his house to eat and live?"

"Your godmother knows." Zheng Yuan hesitated for a moment, and said, "Zhou Yi should know too, he will know right away."

As soon as the words fell, there was a crisp sound of ceramic shattering from the next door.

Lan Shan sincerely hoped that it wasn't Bai Zhou who broke the bowl.

Zheng Yuan tapped on the table and concluded: "Now he knows."

On Sunday, Lan Junsheng and Zheng Yuan flew to the island.

They knew that there were tigers on the mountain, and they went to the mountain, but they didn't do it on purpose.When Zheng Yuan found out that there was a financial problem, Lan Junsheng had already signed the project handover document, and there was no turning back. He hit Liangshan by mistake, and there was no turning back for a while.

Zheng Yuan was helpless about this, and after scolding Lan Junsheng, she was really worried that such a "stupid, white and sweet" husband would step into a project full of pitfalls alone, and decided to go with him.

Lan Junsheng was worried about his children and his wife, so he disagreed with Zheng Yuan's decision. Zheng Yuan expressed her opinion on this——

"'I have a lawyer's certificate, a certificate of a national first-class financial planner, and a senior appraiser; your son is a rising star in rock climbing, and without accident, he will be a national second-level athlete this year. What do we have to worry about? The only thing we worry about is you This little white-collar worker with a monthly salary of [-] yuan!'" Lan Shan stood in front of the rock climbing wall, smeared chalk, and imitated Bai Zhouyi vividly, "That's what my mother said, and my father was so dejected. "

"Climb quickly, big brother. After climbing this, you will leave get out of class and I will leave work." The belayer impatiently patted him with the protection rope, "Training is only two minutes away, don't delay."

"Brother who won't delay, I'm old." Lan Shan smiled at him, then turned to Bai Zhouyi, "wait for me."

Bai Zhouyi said, "Okay."

Lanshan signaled to the belayer to start climbing and grabbed the starting rock point.

There are many rock points on this route, and the climbing difficulty is not difficult but tedious. Rock climbers who have difficulty choosing may not like it.Lanshan also felt that some rock points were cumbersome, so he selectively crossed some unnecessary fulcrums and rushed up the rock wall with extremely high efficiency.

Lan Shan is a rock climber who makes the belayer worry-free. He moves quickly but steadily, and there is almost no possibility of falling by mistake. After he has passed several difficult rock points, the belayer relaxes a little, and chats with Bai Zhouyi sideways .

"Are you his brother?"

"No."

"Really?" the protector was surprised, "You guys look alike, I thought they were twins."

If Lan Shan were to participate in the conversation at this moment, he would definitely doubt life and question how similar he was, apart from two eyes, a nose and a mouth, both of them are handsome guys, how do he and Bai Zhouyi resemble each other?

But Bai Zhouyi didn't care about these details, and said, "Yes."

The topic should stop talking at this point, but the belayer is not an ordinary person. He was surprised to see Bai Zhou looking at the blue mountain intently: "Very few people are so interested in climbing rock climbers."

"Do you want to try being a belayer?" He continued, holding the rope tightly while speaking, "It's a wonderful feeling for a person to completely entrust his life to you."

"Not completely." Bai Zhou glanced at the protector in a blink of an eye. He didn't like this kind of statement, "His life is in his own hands."

"Yeah." Lan Shan went up another section, the belayer took the rope and moved quickly, and when the rope was tight again, he smiled at Bai Zhou, "In the process of climbing, it is true...but he always needs someone to let him go Come down, no? When it comes down, the life of the climber depends entirely on the belayer."

As soon as Bai Zhou didn't answer, he raised his head again a few seconds later and asked, "So dangerous?"

"It's not too dangerous." The belayer locked his eyes on Lanshan, and he retracted and released the rope in one go. "It can only be said that manual protection depends on the level of the belayer."

As soon as Bai Zhou didn't speak again, his eyes moved down, from the blue mountain to the protector.

Even though the protector's psychological quality is good, he can see that he is a bit uncomfortable.When Lanshan finally climbed the line and gave the signal to land, the belayer let out a long breath.

When Lanshan climbed, he only had the fulcrum in his eyes. After completing the route, he turned his attention away from the rock wall. He lowered his head, saw Bai Zhouyi at a glance, raised his hand and waved.

Bai Zhou nodded briefly at him, then turned back to stare at the protector.

"My buddy who can't fall, I've been in the industry for almost ten years." The protector could only smile wryly.

Lan Shan patted the protector on the shoulder, and after saying "hard work", he took off the protective belt two or three times, and pulled Bai Zhouyi to retreat: "Go home, driver."

Bai Zhouyi did come to be a driver for Lanshan today.

Two days of training on Saturday and Sunday, because it was too hard, the Blue Army students would show mercy and drive Lanshan home.

But now that Lan Junsheng has gone to the island, Bai Zhouyi consciously undertakes the work of taking over the training under Lan Mountain.

on his bike.

"I used to go back by Land Rover." Lan Shan looked at the thin lines of the bicycle and sighed, "As expected, once the parents leave, the child will become a weed."

"You can walk back." Bai Zhou stepped on the pedal and made a gesture to go, Lan Shanyan quickly grabbed his waist with his hands, and at the same time threw himself into the back seat neatly.

"It's better to prostitute labor for free." Lan Shan hugged Bai Zhouyi proudly, patted his waist, "Camel Zhouzi, let's go."

Bai Zhou took his hands away from his waist and abdomen without a sound, put them back on the side handles obediently, and started riding forward.

The bicycle started with the two of them, and they crossed the road in a short while. Lan Shan asked curiously from a distance: "Did I touch my abs just now? Do you still have abs if you don't move at home all day? Wow, that's not fair." Alright..."

"... I will throw you down if you touch it randomly."

"OK--"

Zheng Yuan left the key for Lan Shan, but Lan Shan's daily board and lodging was still transferred to Bai Zhou's family.

Pan Shi extended a warm welcome to Lan Shan. She likes the house to be lively and lively, and Bai Zhouyi is too calm. Coming to Lan Shan just fills up Pan Shi's beautiful fantasy of "noisy little boys".

Although the boisterous little boy should actually be 30 years old.

The aunt of the Bai family made a big meal to welcome Lan Shan. During the meal, Pan Shi held her head and said, "Does the coffee boy recognize the bed? I asked my aunt to tidy up the guest room. If you recognize the bed, you can bring the pillow... ..."

"Lan Shan will sleep with me." Bai Zhou said as soon as he put down his chopsticks.

"Okay." Pan Shi said.

Lan Shan turned his head suddenly: "Why do I stay in the guest room and not sleep, I want to squeeze a small bed with a 1.7-meter-four strong man."

"The bed in my room is 1.5 meters wide, not a small bed." Bai Zhou listed out the data and confirmed, "You used to sleep with me when you came to my house."

"I used to be six years old." Blue Mountain protested, "How old am I now, my dear math genius."

"Hey, hey." Pan Shi didn't mind watching the excitement, and divided the egg pancake into two halves, put them into bowls for two people, and joked, "What about our Zhouyi, I'm used to sleeping with coffee cubs carelessly, in the future If you marry a wife, you have to be careful to be crushed by other girls."

Bai Zhou gave a "tsk" sound and didn't answer.

Lan Shan didn't speak anymore, just lowered his head and poked the omelet hard.

First of all, he thought bitterly, this ball thing has to get a wife.

Bai Zhouyi ate quietly beside him, and the color of the omelette gave him the color of a golden bachelor.

Lan Shan looked at him and felt that he was about to suffer from myocarditis. He stuffed the omelette into his mouth, put down his chopsticks and solemnly announced: "I, Lan Shan, am sleepy, sleep on the floor, and sleep on the street, and I will never sleep with you Together in the same bed (1)”

As soon as Bai Zhou finished the last bite of the omelet, he also put down his chopsticks and said, "Okay."

Rather than compromising, the tone is more like saying: "You try it."

Lan Shan is wary of Bai Zhouyi, he knows the character of this kid too well, Bai Zhouyi looks calm and indifferent, but he is more ruthless than anyone else when he remembers hatred, he said that if he wants to sleep in his room by himself, he must have a way to force himself Get out of the guest room.

Lan Shan stayed guarding the guest bedroom all night, for fear that Bai Zhou would splash water on the bed or steal the remote control of the air conditioner when he came in.

However, Bai Zhouyi was unexpectedly peaceful, and only opened the guest bedroom at the sleeping point, stood at the door, and calmly said in a tone of "one plus one equals two": "Do you know that there are unclean people in this room?" thing."

"Blow it up, forty-one square meters of land, where can a ghost live? If it's really mysterious, it can only be the God of Wealth!" Lan Shan said solemnly, but his legs curled up consciously, "... .where?"

He glanced at the windows, the air conditioner, the wardrobe...

Bai Zhouyi gave the worst answer: "Under the bed."

After finishing speaking, Bai Zhouyi saw with satisfaction that Lan Shan rolled himself into octopus balls in a few seconds.

"Haha, how humorous, I believe you, there are ghosts." Lan Shan smiled dryly.

Bai Zhou was noncommittal: "Forget it if you don't believe me."

He raised his hand to pull the lamp, went out of the room and closed the door: "Good night."

As soon as Bai Zhou returned to the bedroom, he sat on the bed, moved to the inner side a few times, unfolded the quilt in an orderly manner, and spread it on the mattress.

He had just finished doing this, when he heard a desperate howl from the other side of the wall: "Bai Zhouyi! My god, your uncle—"

In the next second, there was a loud noise from the door next door, in another second, the bedroom door opened and closed, and in another second, Lan Shan jumped in like a cannonball, landed on the bed, got into the quilt at once, stretched his limbs, and watched No one was there.

When Bai Zhou saw the lump curled up, he curled up his lips and laughed silently.

As if aware of his mocking, the quilt stopped shaking, and sullenly issued accusations: "Bai Zhouyi, you are so fucking inhuman..."

Bai Zhou smiled enough, and patted him comfortingly: "It's okay."

He said, "My room is sealed under the bed, so ghosts can't hide in."

"I'm not afraid of ghosts!"

"Yeah." Bai Zhou looked at the quilt that didn't show his head, "Puppy is afraid."

Lan Shan kicked him across the quilt: "Your uncle."

He was very depressed.

Climbing genius, 14-[-]-year-old reborn, not afraid of heaven and earth, but cowards ghosts and gods.

No, it was caught by Bai Zhouyi.

Bai Zhou got out of bed and brushed his teeth. When he came back, Lan Shan was still curled up in the quilt. Bai Zhou patted the quilt: "You sleep inside."

A lump of quilt squirmed to the inside.

As soon as Bai Zhou went to bed, he snatched a small piece of quilt from under Lan Shan with difficulty, covered it, and turned around to press the switch...

"Don't turn off the lights." Lan Shan threw off the quilt abruptly and called for an emergency stop.

"Aren't you afraid?" Bai Zhou squinted at him.

"Ghosts are not afraid, I am." Lan Shan overturned the previous statement without blinking.

Bai Zhou, who was beaten as a ghost, withdrew his hand from pressing the switch, and then took out the blindfold from the bedside table.

He put it on, lay down, and quietly began to recall the questions he had done today.

Before finishing the first question, there was a rustle in his ears, Bai Zhou's chest sank, Lan Shan came over and asked, "Can you take off the blindfold?"

"why?"

"You have to learn to advance and retreat with your friends."

Bai Zhouyi struggled for a moment between facing the light and friendship, and said decisively: "You are not my friend."

It is obviously too late to draw the line now, before he finished speaking, Lan Shan had already pulled off the blindfold.

With the blindfold hanging on the tip of his nose, Bai Zhou squinted his eyes and glanced at Lan Shan with a bad expression.

Lan Shan gloated: "Who asked you to tell ghost stories."

Bai Zhouyi said, "Puppy."

"A puppy is a puppy." Lan Shan lay down indifferently, "If a puppy wants to sleep with the light on, it has to sleep with the light on."

As he spoke, he rolled over and swept away all the quilts.

Bai Zhouyi, who has no blindfold and is still exposed to the incandescent lamp: ...

"Go back to the guest room." His tone was so cold that ice scum could fall off.

"Hee hee, don't roll." Bai Zhou was upset, but Lan Shan was satisfied.He swished around, made a face at Bai Zhou, and then turned back.The whole person is like a cocooning caterpillar, wriggling around with the quilt on, with his back to Bai Zhouyi.

He was covered in writing all over his body, and the hair on the back of his head was raised up arrogantly, saying, "Hey, you just can't do anything with me!"

When Bai Zhou looked at the "cocoon", he gradually narrowed his eyes.

Lan Shan was wrapped in a quilt beautifully, when he suddenly felt a tightness on his body, he turned his head and was shocked to find that Bai Zhou was sticking to him like an octopus, his hands were wrapped around him, and his feet were also on top of him, it was so beautiful.

"Hey——" Lan Shan was so shocked that he forgot to hit him, "Isn't your avatar cool??"

"Brother Cool, you can't be so rude!"

As soon as Bai Zhou ignored him, Lan Shan snatched his quilt, so he couldn't make Lan Shan feel better.

Seeing that moral kidnapping was ineffective, Lan Shan struggled fiercely, hoping to resolve the quilt war through force.However, Bai Zhou was too tight, and Lan Shan was in a cocoon. The struggle was not to say that it was useless, but it could also be called stubborn resistance.

When doing it, Lan Shan's mouth was not idle.

"Let go of me!! I'm not a pillow!!"

"I see, this house also has unclean things, it's you!!"

"Don't grab my neck, I can't breathe!"

"Bai Zhouyi! You are the most bastard genius I have ever seen!"

"Get the fuck off me! I'm dying of heat!"

Coffee cub, the reaction is so intense when you hug it, should you say you are an extreme person, or are you too sensitive~

(1) The stalk comes from the famous law of true fragrance