Lang rode a bamboo horse roaring

Seeing that Lan Shan was not ashamed but proud, Bai Zhou blushed and turned black, and finally got up decisively, raising his legs to leave.

Lan Shan reacted very quickly, stood up and rushed to stop him.

"No, why are you still angry when I kiss you?" Lan Shan grabbed Bai Zhouyi's school uniform jacket, Baba looked at him, his brain was moving faster than the rotating shaft of an old-fashioned train, "I know! You don't like me kissing you ,you dislike me!"

Bai Zhouyi: ...

He really didn't know how Lan Shan came to this conclusion.

Bai Zhou held the dish with one hand, and snapped Lan Shan's fingers with the other, saying, "No."

"Yes!" Lan Shan was very sad, he held his coat tightly in one hand, raised the other hand, wiped away the tears of nothingness, and pretended to cry, "Hey, it's worthless if you get it, we've only been together for a few months, You started to despise me... Blame me for being old and discolored, for being unable to keep people's hearts."

The blue veins on Bai Zhou's forehead twitched twice, he was murderous after a long absence, he said, "No!"

"Then sit down and listen to my explanation." Lan Shan changed his face in an instant, his abacus clinking.

Bai Zhouyi:.

He said, "Let go first."

Lan Shan looked at his expression and confirmed that he would not leave again, then he groaned and let him go: "No, I understand that you are angry and want a cold war or something, but you have to give a deadline for the cold war, for example, tell me you decide to The days and weeks of the Cold War..."

Bai Zhou patted the folds on his plain coat and sat down. This was the first time he had heard of this cold war method, and said, "No."

Being rejected, Lan Shan didn't give up, saying: "Then at least give a signal to start the war."

Bai Zhou said flatly, "Are you looking forward to the next Cold War?"

Sensing the danger, Lan Shan quickly turned the tide and said: "No, there must be a rule. Think about it, in case I want to fight in the cold next time, giving someone a rose will leave a lingering fragrance in my hand!"

He always used the wrong slang, Bai Zhou didn't bother to correct him, he just said: "It's over."

"What?" Lan Shan was stunned for a moment, overjoyed, "Cold war? Bai Zhouyi, you are such a good person!"

Bai Zhouyi said, "Don't issue a good person card."

Lan Shan said, "Okay, let's have dinner together."

"Okay." Bai Zhouyi said, "Don't hide anything from me in the future."

Lan Shan had an intuition that it was unlikely, but Bai Zhou stared at him with unkind eyes, as if he did not agree, and the next cold war would start here, so he could only vaguely agree, saying: "Okay."

He said unconvinced, "Don't you have something to hide from me?"

Bai Zhouyi said: "No."

Lan Shan gave him a thumbs up and said, "You are awesome, you are awesome."

Bai Zhou stretched out his hand and snapped off that annoying finger.

The first cold war between Lanshan and Bai Zhouyi since they fell in love was very short, just one morning. It was not because Bai Zhouyi had learned tolerance.There is only one reason why this cheapskate is unexpectedly easy to coax-the two of them don't have much time to spend face to face, so it's not good to waste it on making troubles.

A few days after Lanshan returned to school for vacation, Bai Zhouyi was going to the IMO training camp again.During their time together, the two tacitly did not mention the imminent parting. Like all young couples, they wandered around the campus bored, made lunch and dinner appointments, and made love to each other on the rooftop where there was no surveillance.

Then caught puppy love by the prefect.

Once, the two of them were holding hands and walking on the school road, when someone jumped out of the grass, Lan Shan was startled, and when he looked closely, it turned out to be the prefect.

Lan Shan was stunned: "What are you doing squatting there, old man?"

The prefect yelled angrily: "Don't move, stand still for me!"

He came out from the dark place, his face was filled with the joy of catching another pair of unlearned dogs and men, but when he walked under the light and saw the gender and faces of the two, his complexion was as dark as coal in an instant.

"Why are you again?" The prefect turned to Lan Shan with a dark face—he had already noted down this irritating student who didn't have much time at school, and asked, "You, you don't go back to the dormitory at night, and work on the school road what?"

"Study!" Lan Shan waved his outer hand to indicate the existence of the prefect's word book. He calmly put on a strange expression, "Is it not possible?"

Of course it is possible.

The prefect resentfully took two steps back, looking like he was about to burrow into the grass again, which made Lan Shan lament that such a high position is just not easy to take, and he actually has to do the job of waiting for a rabbit.

He was sighing when the prefect suddenly turned around and asked the two "rabbits" strangely: "Why are you holding hands?"

Bai Zhou and Lan Shan looked at each other, and Bai Zhou moved up two inches with one hand, and quickly switched to Lan Shan's wrist.

He calmly said, "Feel the pulse."

The prefect felt even more strange: "Why do you need to take the pulse."

Lan Shan smiled dryly: "A method of breathing training."

He is an athlete, and the prefect doesn't understand the professional stuff, so he was dubious and said, "But I just saw you holding fingers."

Lan Shan and Bai Zhou raised and lowered one by one, and said in unison: "You are wrong."

Prefect: ...Really?

The prefect touched his head suspiciously and went into the grass.

Lan Shan and Bai Zhou continued to walk forward, turned a corner, and walked out of the sight of the pile of grass. Bai Zhou moved his finger down, and the two joined hands again.

After a few days of puppy love life on campus, it was finally time to separate.

On the day Bai Zhou left, Lan Shan sent him to the car and said, "The exam went well."

"In a hurry to separate from me?" Bai Zhou stared at him and asked.

Lan Shan had already figured out that Bai Zhou had "separation anxiety disorder", and he would be mad at people when he was separated, as if he would not be sad if he got angry with himself.

Lan Shan doesn't care too much, his boyfriend is so smart, rich, handsome, handsome... He should be more generous.

"Give you a buff!" Lan Shan ignored his unfriendly tone, opened his hands and said, "Hold one, I'm so lucky, I'll give you some."

As soon as Bai Zhou hugged him, Ping Ping said: "No, you are very unlucky."

"You hate me again." Lan Shan raised his hand and pinched his face, "You will share your bad luck, heh heh, it's up to you to choose."

The driver, who couldn't stand it anymore, started to honk his horn impatiently. Lan Shan let go of Bai Zhouyi, rubbed his bangs and said, "Let's go."

Lan Shan watched the car disappear at the intersection, turned around and walked towards the classroom. When he went upstairs, he bumped into Li Wenqing coming down in a hurry. Seeing his eyes lit up, he asked, "Do you know where Bai Zhouyi is?"

"He just left." Lan Shan said, "What's wrong?"

"Ah." Li Wenqing sighed, "I didn't make it in time, and I wanted to borrow his chemistry notes."

Lan Shan wondered, "Aren't we liberal arts students?"

"Yes, but there is still a proficiency test. I'm really not good at chemistry."

Lan Shan thought about it and said, "Let me borrow it for you."

"is it okay?"

"Yes." Lan Shan said, "I'll give you this afternoon."

Li Wenqing was very grateful and said, "Thank you."

The class bell rang at this moment, Lan Shan returned to the class, and used his mobile phone to send a WeChat message to Bai Zhouyi in the cabinet.

【Li Wenqing wants to borrow your chemistry notes】

[Why I ask you] Bai Zhou went very quickly.

【Meet on the road】

[The second book from top to bottom of the cabinet]

【okay】

【miss you】

【Hey, I'm so tired, I'm in class】

【miss you】

【I will go back to Beijing for training in two days】

【miss you】

[Two days to go to be the judge of the freesolo competition. The signal in the mountains is not good, and you may lose contact. It happens to be the day before your selection, and I will send you for the test when the time comes]

【miss you】

【Okay, I miss you too】

After the fifth class was over, Lan Shan went downstairs to the door of Class A, it was obviously lunch time, but the students in Class A were all busy writing their questions, Lan Shan couldn't even ask someone to help with it.He waited and waited at the door, and finally a student wearing glasses got up to fetch water.

Lan Shan stopped him as if he had found a savior, and said, "Student, can you help me get Bai Zhouyi's chemistry notes, he agreed to borrow them."

Xu Qingyu said: "Kokeke... yes."

Lan Shan smiled and said, "Thank you! The second book from the top of the cabinet."

Xu Qingyu entered the classroom again, came out after a while, and handed the notebook to Lan Shan.

Lan Shan turned it over and found that it was indeed a chemistry note. He thanked again and said, "Thank you!"

"No, it's nothing." Xu Qingyu observed him, and asked hesitantly, "Or maybe, you went to the National Olympic...Olympiad selection when you were in junior high school?"

"Huh?" Lan Shan looked up and said, "No, I'm bad at math."

"Oh oh oh oh, I'm sorry." Xu Qingyu said, "I, I seem to have seen you outside the examination room... But, maybe I remembered it wrong."

"Ah, so!" Lan Shan laughed, "Then you remember correctly, I went to the examination room, but there was no exam, so I went with Bai Zhou."

Xu Qingyu's eyes lit up and said: "I, I also saw Brother Bai, but...it's a pity that I didn't, I didn't pass the exam."

"Really." Lan Shan thought he was interesting, and when he mentioned that everything about Bai Zhouyi was very interesting, he said, "It's okay, Bai Zhouyi didn't pass the exam."

Xu Qingyu was taken aback for a moment, and said, "Yes, I'm sorry."

"No need to apologize." Lan Shan was amused by him, "Bai Zhou doesn't take this matter to heart at all."

"Yes, yes..." Xu Qingyu said, "Perhaps Brother Bai, also, didn't want to leave home for training at such a young age."

Lan Shan froze for a moment and asked, "Did he tell you?"

"No...no, Brother Bai rarely talks." Xu Qingyu waved his hands and said, "Only...it's just that I was in the same exam room as him at the time, and he had two big questions, and he didn't write them."

Lan Shan was completely stunned, and he said, "Isn't it possible?"

"Not impossible." Xu Qingyu shook his head, "I know both of those questions. They are... basic questions, and they are rewarding points."

He said: "Brother Bai, in the last 10 minutes, I lay down... I fell asleep, I thought... I thought he, he finished it, but I saw it when I handed in the paper. Two... Two basic questions were not written, but ...Maybe I didn't see it."

Lan Shan's expression changed a few times, and he no longer knew what expression to put on. He was silent for a long time and said, "Maybe."

Lan Shan went to the cafeteria with his notes in his hands, feeling restless while queuing, took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Bai Zhou【Did you leave two big questions empty on purpose when you were selected by the state in junior high school】

After posting, he glanced at his phone every few tens of seconds, ate a meal, went back to the dormitory and stared at the ceiling for more than an hour, and only received a [Yes] from Bai Zhou when he got up.

Lan Shan thought that he should have just landed the plane, but it was unbelievable that he would admit it like that, and then sent [Your IMO selection this time, you also plan to make a deliberate mistake]

This time Bai Zhou went a little faster, it only took 30 seconds, he said [yes]

Lan Shan leaned back violently and hit the head of the bed. He rubbed the back of his humming head, feeling a little angry from the pain, and typed [Just to go to Europe...] on the keyboard with one hand.

Bai Zhouyi's news came first 【Don't be angry, I'm sorry】

Lan Shan was not very angry before, but somehow he was amused when he saw this sentence. He took the keyboard and typed and deleted it. Before sending a word, Bai Zhouyi called.

Lan Shan died, he didn't think about it for the time being, and he didn't know how to talk to Bai Zhouyi.

The other side was silent for a while, and then sent again 【Sorry】

Lan Shan stared at the screen, sorry is it useful?

His temples were throbbing, and he was extremely angry at Bai Zhou's self-destructive behavior that he never changed.

Counting his previous life, Bai Zhouyi has done this at least three times, and Lan Shan really can't see it happening again.

Lan Shan rubbed his head in silence for a long time, deleted the words in the chat box, and quickly typed a line [I don't want to talk to you now]

【OK】Bai Zhou Yifa【When do you want to】

【You finished the exam】Lan Shan rubbed his painful temples and sent 【Let's see again】

happy holiday~