Lang rode a bamboo horse roaring

As soon as Bai Zhou said a word, the other end of the phone fell silent. For a moment, when Bai Zhou heard Pan Shi's breathing, the low sound of the hair dryer replaced the sound of breathing, and Lan Shan was arrested for humming an out-of-key tune. into the ear.

"When did you learn to make jokes?" After an unknown amount of time, Pan Shi laughed tightly and said, "It's quite interesting."

"It's not a joke." Bai Zhouyi said, "Mom, I'm gay."

The phone was silent again.

As soon as Bai Zhou waited quietly, Lan Shan was still blowing his hair, and the buzzing sound came over and over again, but this time it couldn't cover up the rapid breathing on the other end of the phone.

Bai Zhouyi waited for a while, then said, "Mom..."

"Wait a minute." Pan Shi interrupted him, his words trembling, "Let me take it easy."

Bai Zhouyi became quiet again, and waited patiently for Pan Shi to "slow down", Lan Shan stopped humming and looked this way curiously.

Pan Shi's brain seemed to be split into two halves, one half clear and the other chaotic.As a mother who knows her son better than anyone else, she suddenly loses weight in her heart while sighing softly, saying, finally...

But the traditional concept still made Pan Shi speak: "You...don't like girls, it's because you don't feel that way, or you haven't tried to get in touch with girls." She said softly, as if coaxing a child or coaxing her To myself, "Did you have a boring personality since you were a child, that's why you..."

"Mom." Bai Zhou interrupted her and said a very clichéd sentence, "I just happened to like a boy."

Pan Shi stopped talking again, she was not the kind of parent with too old-fashioned thinking, but she still couldn't accept her son coming out for a while.

She said after a while: "Don't tell your father, he is not in good health."

Bai Zhouyi said: "No."

Pan Shi said hello twice, her eyes turned red, and her voice trembled a little: "Is there something wrong with me? Am I not caring too much for you..."

"No, no." Bai Zhouyi quickly denied.

The two fell silent again.

A few seconds later, Bai Zhou raised his hand and rubbed his temples, and whispered as if he had removed some disguise, "I just... solved a problem recently, and spent a very happy day with him... .”

He paused for a second, showing a rare sign of weakness: "Then I want to tell you that I am doing well now."

Pan Shi listened silently, sourness rolled into her heart. Bai Zhouyi did not often share his emotions with her. Like his father, his son was taciturn.But like his father, Bai Zhouyi is more willing to show his childish side to his lover.

That's fine, but it's even better if it's not a boy....

Pan Shi finally asked, "Is that your classmate?"

Bai Zhou turned his head reflexively, Lan Shan still tilted his head to look at him, and raised his eyebrows suspiciously when he saw him.

Bai Zhouyi said, "Wait a minute."

Pan Shi asked sharply, "Is he beside you?"

Bai Zhouyi said, "Yes."

He added, "I'll call you later."

Pan Shi didn't know what to say, so she could only say: "Okay."

As soon as Bai Zhou hung up the phone, Lan Shan was winding up the wire of the hair dryer. As soon as Bai Zhou came over, he asked absent-mindedly, "What's wrong?"

One sentence from Bai Zhou almost made him throw the hair dryer out.

"My mom and I came out."

Lan Shan raised his head suddenly, his expression was stunned for a moment, and after a while, he lowered his head, continued to wrap around the hair dryer restlessly, and asked, "Godmother...what's your reaction?"

"Who did she ask?"

Lan Shan shook his hand, and the half-wound thread unraveled again. He picked it up, wrapped it around twice, and said complicatedly: "Did you say that?"

"Not yet." Bai Zhou saw that he was about to wrap the hair dryer into a rice dumpling, took it, untied it and wrapped it neatly, then handed it back and said, "I'll tell you if you agree."

Blue Mountain:......

He took the hair dryer and the right to choose in a state of confusion, undecided.Pan Shi is really a good mother, and even a good person. Lan Shan likes her and has a close relationship with her like a mother and child.

Pan Shi is such a gentle person, her son is not willing to say harsh words when he comes out of the closet, Lan Shan is afraid that if Bai Zhou reveals his "boyfriend" status, he will sprinkle salt on her wound again.

Lan Shan sighed, and rarely said sadly: "Why did you just say it..."

After he spoke, his voice became quieter, and Bai Zhouyi said lightly: "Sooner or later, she will know."

He added, "I don't want to hide it."

Lan Shan touched the tip of his nose a few times. He didn't know Bai Zhouyi's character. Besides, they planned to stay in the closet for a long time. They would come out early and come out late. : "Say it."

He quickly added: "Don't say it in front of me, I'm not ready yet."

Obviously it was Bai Zhou who came out of the closet, but it was Lan Shan who was flustered. When Bai Zhou saw that his face was full of death, he smiled inappropriately and said, "Okay."

As soon as Bai Zhou went out with his mobile phone for less than a minute, he came back soon.

Lan Shan didn't want to face it directly, but couldn't help asking: "How should I say it?"

"She said 'oh.'"

"No more?" Lan Shan was up and down.

"It's gone." Bai Zhouyi said.

The two looked at each other, not knowing how to react.

In the end, Bai Zhouyi said: "Go to sleep, I have to get up early tomorrow."

Lan Shan stayed up all night, and on the second day he was on his way with dark circles under his eyes. Teammates who didn't know the truth teased him, asking him if he was too excited to sleep or had a night of singing and dancing. Lan Shan replied listlessly. Stop making trouble.

Bai Zhouyi stayed beside Lan Shan without saying a word, blowing up the inflatable pillow and placing it around his neck.

On the return train, Lan Shan still couldn't fall asleep. He regretted it very much. This emotion would reach its peak every time he opened WeChat.Lanshan put many people's chats on the top, among them is Pan Shi, who just sent a message yesterday to congratulate herself for successfully completing the red dot route, and Lanshan even replied with an emoji... Now it's all right, I don't know the next message When is it, I don't know what it is.

Blue Mountain was frustrated.

How does Pan Shi think of herself?A godson who was sincerely treated turned into a male vixen who abducted his own son.

This story is even more outrageous than the modified version of Liaozhai.

Lan Shan was restless and guilty, the more he thought about it on the seat, the more annoyed he was, and he almost bumped his head against the backrest.

But he didn't do that in the end, he just tilted his neck, leaned on Bai Zhou's shoulder, buried his head on his neck through the pillow, and babbled to himself.

Bai Zhouyi gently pinched his cheek, but unfortunately it didn't have much comforting effect.

Because the problem was solved, Bai Zhouyi didn't have to rush back to Berlin, he followed Lan Shan back to the dormitory, and the two chatted and had dinner after dinner.After washing up, Bai Zhouyi finally couldn't bear Lan Shan's silence, and when he was carrying his clothes to go to the laundry room, he grabbed his wrist and stopped him from moving.

Lan Shan: "? Why?"

As soon as Bai Zhou didn't speak, he sat on the bed, didn't intend to get up, just pulled Lan Shan's arm hard, pulled the man to his side, squatted down, and kissed him.

There was no need for a reason to kiss between them, Lan Shan paused for a moment, then raised his head to respond, Bai Zhouyi didn't intend to touch the back of Lan Shan's neck, and the kiss was extraordinarily long.

As soon as Bai Zhou let go, Lan Shan's lips were a little swollen. He licked his lips and found that he was already sitting on Bai Zhouyi, so he simply threw his clothes aside and said angrily, "You won't let me Are you going to the laundry room?"

Bai Zhouyi said, "I'll go later."

How long will it be, he didn't give a definition, and Lan Shan didn't ask, they kissed again, their lips and teeth were entwined, Lan Shan's knuckles rested on Bai Zhou's shoulder.

"Are you getting thinner again?" After parting, Lan Shan gently pinched Bai Zhou's shoulder, frowned and said, "I can feel the bones."

"If you can't touch me, you may have to weigh two hundred catties." Bai Zhouyi said.

"Good guy." Lan Shan imagined that scene, his scalp was numb, and his body retreated a little, and said, "Then I really can't keep my mouth shut."

Bai Zhou was dissatisfied with his departure, put his arms around his waist and pulled him over, pinched the back of his neck and held him between his breaths, and kissed him again: "I despise me."

"Come on, who wouldn't dislike more than 200 catties!" Lan Shan protested, "Would you not dislike me if I weighed [-] catties?"

Bai Zhouyi said, "No."

Lan Shan snorted: "Crap you."

He gestured to the current situation of the two of them, and said, "With this posture, if I have two hundred, you are already paralyzed."

Bai Zhouyi said, "But you didn't."

Blue Mountain said: "Of course I don't, I'm very fit... Hey!"

He was pressed lightly and hard, and his body was half limp. He didn't expect Bai Zhouyi to do this suddenly, so he grabbed his shoulder and shouted: "Bai Zhouyi!"

Bai Zhou hummed, but his movements didn't stop. He kissed Lan Shan, completely swollen his thin lips.

Lan Shan panted lowly, unable to bear it any longer and wanted to grab his fidgeting hands, but Bai Zhouyi grabbed his protesting hands with one hand and pinned them behind his back.

So Lan Shan endured it for a while longer, with tears in his eyes, and finally managed to break free. He looked at Bai Zhouyi angrily, his eyes were slightly red, and said pitifully, "I don't want to do this!"

Bai Zhouyi said, "You lost the bet."

Lan Shan was choked, so he could only act coquettishly, he rubbed his head on the hollow of Bai Zhou's shoulder, and said, "Bai Zhouyi... Bai Zhouyi—"

As soon as Bai Zhou stopped eating this set, and moved his hands a few more times, Lan Shan's body softened suddenly, and his words changed.

Lan Shan was bullied terribly that night, and Bai Zhou used practical actions to let him understand how bad gambling is, and also how unsuitable he is for gambling.

Lan Shan fell asleep in a daze, not forgetting to hold Bai Zhouyi's wrist, and said fiercely: "Go to the laundry room tomorrow."

Bai Zhou kissed him and said, "Okay."

Only then did Lan Shan feel relieved and fell asleep.

There was no training on the second day, Lan Shan slept until the sun was high, and was finally woken up by the ringing of the mobile phone.Without opening his eyes, he raised his hand and fumbled, grabbed the iron block in his hand, connected it indiscriminately, and said, "Hey——"

The other end was eerily quiet, and Lan Shan gave another "Hello" in bewilderment, before he let out an uncontrollable cough.

After coughing, Pan Shi said dryly, "Hello."

Lan Shan was stunned for a moment, then numb all the way from the tailbone to the scalp, he sat up with a brush, holding the phone like a bomb, his whole body was stiff.

He stammered: "...Good morning, good morning."