Chasing bamboo horses with games

There are many reasons why the amusement park is prohibited from opening, such as insufficient equipment, such as parts not assembled, such as the site selection in the courtyard of Warcraft...

On the other side of the wall of roses, Shuhu hugged Liuqi and refused to let go. Wuliu yelled to take screenshots so that Liuqi could not download them by himself. Should the interaction between players be further expanded, such as kissing, hugging and holding high?

When a few people remembered to get down to business, the angle of view turned, and a huge Ferris wheel came into view, covered with green vines, standing in the middle of the dilapidated playground.Beside them are road signs, which are divided into three small areas: natural water circulation, lava hot springs and ice and snow polar regions.

Ahead is the natural water circulation area that represents normal temperature. You can see entertainment facilities scattered along the roadside, but it hurts a bit to look at it.

The first thing I passed by was a seesaw. If it hadn’t been marked, I would never have guessed that the thin wooden stick on the bracket would be a seesaw, and it would not be straight enough for fishing.

Wuliu: "The investor of this amusement park is probably a poor fat man."

Liu Qi: "If you don't have money, you're still an investor."

Wuliu: "Haven't you heard of hitting a swollen face to pretend to be fat?"

The trumpet who was guarding the corpse: "I think you are a fat man, hurry up and do the task, isn't Xiaoqi going to bed at 12 o'clock? There is more than an hour left."

Wuliu: "Then you go first, I'm afraid I'll catch myself."

The trumpet guarded by the corpse: "Why did you fall down?"

Liu Qi: "It's too thin, if you straddle it, it will hurt you."

Wuliu: "Yes, it will be even worse if it is broken."

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Poor Wen Shaoyou, as an otaku who has been playing games for ten years, doesn't really understand these game scumbags who have read all their lives.If they didn't have the same physiological structure, they might not be able to understand such inexplicably colored topics.

The trumpet guarded by the corpse: "Wu Liu, aren't you a shemale?"

Wuliu: "Does the ladyboy stop hurting? Do you discriminate against the ladyboy?"

The trumpet who was guarding the corpse: "No, I discriminate against you." After finishing speaking, Wen Shaoyou ignored him and pressed the interaction button on the seesaw to accept the task.

[Current] Seesaw: Stupid human beings, look at how you have dressed up my beautiful body. Without the long, straight lacquered wood and the thick and restrained lava turtle shell, it is impossible to sit on my body!

Wuliu: "Don't be a fool on this seesaw."

Liuqi: "Visual inspection is a tsundere."

The trumpet who was guarding the corpse said helplessly: "Let's do the task first, it's too arbitrary to determine the attribute with just one sentence."

Liuqi and the others thought it made sense, so they took the task together.Not to mention deforestation, but also went to lava hot springs to hunt animals.Five or six simulated criminals are getting better psychologically, but they feel that their feelings have been deceived after arriving at the lava hot spring. Which poacher would not think of poaching in such a place?He's dead before he's held accountable.

As we all know, there are also classifications of hot springs, such as those that can soak people, those that can boil eggs, those that can compete with sulfuric acid, etc. There is nothing wrong with describing the hot springs of lava hot springs as magma.The hot air from the big flowers transpired indistinctly into a thick fog, and the red pool, which is tentatively called a hot spring, was bubbling and bubbling, which looked very bad at first glance.

Wuliu: "Isn't this game jointly sponsored by Man and Nature and the World Society for the Protection of Animals?"

Liuqi: "Why don't you talk about the animal world?"

Wuliu: "Think about it, we killed the little civet for the first time in the dungeon, the consequences would be very miserable. Now let's fight an unknown turtle, it may fall into the magma and die at any time, you just say... hey , Seesaw, seesaw, seesaw. Tsk tsk tsk, planning is really not a thing, the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys have been eaten by dogs."

The trumpet guarded by the corpse: "Wu Liu, have you had any headaches lately?"

Wuliu: "No, I'm in good health, and it tastes good to eat. In addition, I'm in love, and I feel refreshed. Why do you ask this?"

The trumpet guarded by the corpse: "Oh, the wind has been quite strong recently, and the distribution of your brain holes is similar to the swamps in the Fox Marsh. I thought you would get a migraine due to the windy holes."

Wuliu: "Bah. Xiao Qiqi, look at him, he bullies me."

Six Seven: "Huh?"

Wuliu: "What are you doing? You're absent-minded."

Liuqi: "I think what you said is very reasonable. Planning is indeed not a thing. The animal protection association in the investor may also be established spontaneously by the animal world. Do you think there is a mountain over there? Come, choose have a look."

Wuliu: "Can the mountain still be selected?"

Wen Shaoyou remained silent, wondering if he had gone too far.

Wuliu: "I rely on..."

Liuqi: "Come on, brothers, kill these lava turtles and harvest a big bath."

As he said that, he "ran" to a corner, and after making sure that there were no other lava turtles around, he secretly played "Guan Shan Dian Shui" to attract monsters.

The lava turtle is bulky and slow to turn around, but the speed of getting down is not slow at all.

Liu Qi gave himself buffs such as "Drunk Lying and Howling" to increase defense or increase attack, while watching the lava turtle slowly surfacing the waves.The red water curtain wave after wave, seeing that the release distance of "Long Xiao" was enough, he quickly released his skills to draw hatred.After another "Guanshan Dianshui" hits meager damage, the distance of the rest of the attack skills is enough. "Fate" added hits, and "Dark Cloud Counting Picks" combo to attack, with a shadow on his head, he hurriedly ran away, but couldn't escape the big feet of the lava turtle. He was stepped on with a "slap", and kicked into the red pool with a "plop".

Liu Qi burst into a cold sweat looking at the blood loss DEBUFF on his body, and the scarlet letter damage kept jumping like a small motor.Press the space bar to jump out of the water and "chasing water" towards a rock, "Lingyue" jumped up to catch the "splash of water" and returned safely to the stone road.The debuff disappeared automatically after leaving the lava hot spring, and Wuliu's "soul continuation array" quickly made up part of his missing blood and mana.

Looking around, the cobblestone roads are all narrow, and the distance between each other is also wide, it is really not a good place to fight monsters.

Liu Qi: "Retreat! Retreat to the open space."

Wuliu: "Can't you pull it off?"

Liuqi: "I can't control that much anymore, I only have half blood left, so I can't fight."

The trumpet guarded by the corpse naturally knew that it would not be released here, but as Xiao Qi said, it is more troublesome not to be released in this situation.