Chasing bamboo horses with games

A person can show different postures to different people, and can also present very different styles in reality and on the Internet, but one thing is for sure: once the style on the Internet is formed, it will be reflected in all kinds of small things, such as a certain Even if these obscene streams are excuses, they still have the air of a rogue.

Lu Junqi looked at the data on the opponent's panel expressionlessly, and felt the urge to turn his head and leave the arena registration office.

Liuqi: "Are you wearing a royal costume because you want to fight me until you're exhausted?"

Wuliu: "It's okay, we can get out of the battle and return to blue and then fight again."

Liuqi: "Don't talk about it, change to another set."

Wuliu: "It's gone."

Liuqi: "Are you lying to a fool? This set is obviously a meat set for Taijin to fight in the camp. In addition to resisting beatings, it is also resisting beatings. Can you show some energy?"

Wuliu: "Aren't you just talking to an idiot? What do I need to borrow a Shaolin account to output spirit? Only an imperial transformation can reflect the demeanor of T."

Liuqi: "Okay, if you don't want to change, I will change."

Without giving Wuliu any time to refuse, Lu Junqi went offline and changed his number.

For a minute or so, Wuliu looked at the person in front of him, checked his equipment silently, and then searched Taijin's backpack to make sure he couldn't get any more flesh before he went to the arena with satisfaction. The guide NPC went.In many cases, victory does not necessarily have to be expressed by winning.

So, Lu Junqi entered the 1V1 arena in the trumpet of the guarded corpse, and Wuliu entered the [-]V[-] arena in the tailor's account.

The 1V1 venue is different from the previous multiplayer arena like I do not know where. It is a 100*100 square arena. The only obstacle is that the arena is relatively high. You need to use "Lingyue" to jump to the arena after running a few steps from the refresh point. go up.

The two standing on the diagonal line of the ring looked at each other, they could see each other's figures at a glance, and the atmosphere gradually became solemn. If they could honestly shut up, there would probably be a hint of a master's move, but they couldn't, and opened their mouths to destroy all their achievements. .

Wuliu: "It's reasonable, the output of the small account is so hot, you might as well use your own account, it's still more meaty."

Liuqi: "If you don't beat me to death with the Spicy Chicken, how can I make you shut up willingly?"

Wuliu: "Damn!"

Chatting is not as good as fighting, hands-on is the truth.

Wuliu took the lead and rushed towards the trumpet controlled by Liuqi, who was guarding the corpse. When they were 20 feet away from each other, he used "Catch the Wind and Shadow" to capture him in front of him, and then played "Wanfo Fanchan". The golden light covered the two, The holy light hadn't dissipated yet, but the person had already been shot 15 feet away. The defensive BUFF that was originally used to add icing on the cake under the "Repulse" deceleration effect became superfluous.

"Damn! Shaolin doesn't even have dash skills?"

Five or six scolded and opened up "karma", but the expected big knife smashed in the face did not appear, and the trumpet who was guarding the corpse ran away instead, which made him stunned for a moment before running after him.

At this time, Taijin, who was driving the number five or six in the spectator area, looked at the game of chasing each other in silence and said nothing. He had a hunch that this duel was not so much about fighting power, but rather about who was better. Shameless is more patient.Needless to say, Wu Liu, not changing his attack kit in the arena is already a good example of the problem. As for Liu Qi, he is not even willing to take the little bit of retaliation caused by "karma", so what else can he say?

[Watching area] Blossoms blooming on the bar: [[-]] What's going on?Why did your friend get into trouble with our little fortune?

"You little rich man!" Sitting in front of the computer, Cai Jin couldn't help but swear, then hugged his head and wailed, not knowing what evil he had done to meet such a disrespectful old man. people.

[Watching area] Blossoms blooming on the bar: [[-]] Are they alive or dead?

Tai Jin felt that it was a mistake for him to come to watch the battle, and he couldn't turn a blind eye, so he typed a reply with a mournful face.

[Watching area] Wuliu: Wuliu is inside, borrow my account and Liuqi 1V1, I am the tailor.

[Watching area] Blossoming on the bar: So, how did you think about what I told you last time?

Tai Jin recalled the messages sent to him by Blossom on the bar last night after he went offline, his scalp went numb, and he sent a long message after switching the dialogue window.

[Private Chat] Five Six: Uncle!Are you awake yet?Guihai likes women!I'm not in her mate selection criteria at all, okay?

[Private chat] Blossoming on the bar: This means, if she also likes men, isn't it impossible for you?

[Private chat] Wuliu: ...don't be joking.

[Private Chat] Blossoming on the Bar: Who the hell made fun of his daughter and was hit and killed by a car when she went out.

After reading this reply, Taijin really believed that Huahuahua didn't mean to tease him. He could tell that he loved his daughter. It was impossible to joke about his daughter. It was true, but he didn't know how to reply. , but Blossoming on the Bar didn't mean to ask him to answer the conversation, and sent messages on his own.

[Private Chat] Flowering on the Bar: I know this is unreliable, and I didn't intend to make it difficult for you. I just want you to think about it. It doesn't matter if you don't accept it, don't feel pressure.

[Private chat] Wuliu: You know it's unreliable and you still do it?Are you not afraid that returning to the sea will make you feel troubled?

[Private Chat] Blossoming on the Bar: If she is doing well, can I still find her an online dating partner?There are some things that cannot be made up for by me and her mother pampering her.Since I have to find a partner, of course I am more inclined to the opposite sex.

[Private chat] Wuliu: You said that you have accepted the fact that she likes the same sex.

[Private chat] Blossoming on the bar: I can still accept the fact that the Thai camp won the battle, can I give some points to those who sing big plays?

[Private chat] Wuliu: You sent it.

[Private chat] Blossoming on the bar: Tsk, that's not the point.Don't make it like I forced her into prostitution, okay?If it wasn't because of your innocence and no bad habits, I wouldn't have looked for you.

Tai Jin looked at the reply with a confused face?Innocent?No bad habits?True, but how did he know?

[Private chat] Wuliu: One question, where did this information come from?

[Private Chat] Blossoming on the Bar: Well, there is only one daughter, and online dating is so unreliable, so I can only use some unrefined methods to find a slightly more reliable candidate. What if you agree?

[Private chat] Wuliu: Well, I disagree, so get out.

Taijin quickly pulled the black bar and blossomed, thinking through gritted teeth: Your lord's world is really dark.Don't be angry or angry, if you are angry, you are still unlucky, watch the fight, watch the fight.

Blossom on Gangshang sent a few messages but nothing came of it. She also guessed that she was either blocked or blacklisted, but she was not angry, but a little regretful: "I almost lost a son-in-law."

The person sitting in front of the computer and browsing Taobao smiled and said, "Stop talking nonsense, I told you not to embarrass people's children."

"When will Xiaohai get a partner back? It doesn't matter whether it's a man or a woman. It's better than the current company and family."

"Aren't you the same? What qualifications do you have to say about her?"

"I have a wife, does she have one? Is it so fun to die alone?"

The room fell silent for a while, and when the Taobao page slid up again, only a gentle voice said: "I have scolded and quarreled, what else can I do? Let's try to live for two more years and spend more time with you." Stay with her. The days are still long, maybe a suitable one will show up someday."

"That's right. Don't go shopping, go to the game, and I'll take you to level up. At the speed you're doing tasks while looking at the scenery, I'm afraid you won't be able to reach the full level even if you open a new level."

"Okay, okay, what's the rush?"

The husband and wife tacitly skipped the long-awaited and still unsolvable concerns, and started a new topic.Blossoming on the bar closed the viewing area of ​​the arena and went to do the mission with his wife. He reckoned that the two of them would not be able to tell the winner within half an hour.

The speculation of blooming on the bar is not unreasonable, because the blood bars above the heads of the two characters on the field are still rich.