Chasing bamboo horses with games

Liuqi and the others had never been to the Hidden Valley, so they couldn't use "Shape-shifting" to live in seclusion, so they first went to the Sea of ​​Lost Trees, rode horses to the vicinity, and then sneaked closer.

The magic girl Lao Xu and others, whose life was most important, returned to their positions after the melee, and were hiding behind the bushes waiting for them.

Of course, it is impossible to wait.

[Team] No gossip, no life: This place name makes me feel obsessive-compulsive. If you hide, you hide. What is hiding and living in seclusion?

[Team] Magical Girl Old Xu: I care more about whether the boss took red medicine than this?Why does this blood volume seem to be more than before?

[Team] Are you afraid of ladyboys: T also changed.My God, I didn't expect Blossom on the Gang to be such a person.

[Team] Shepherd: No way?I feel sorry for Xiaofa Cai.

Liuqi looked at the team channel, and felt that the red steed horse he got off might not run as fast as the little theater in the brains of these girls.He has always been curious about how they did it. Even though there is no communication, the brainwaves can run in the same direction on the same channel.But curiosity is curiosity, he will definitely not ask, who knows what kind of shock he will face if he asks.

Wuliu was also curious, but rather than the principle of communication in their brains, he wanted to know whether the content of their brain holes could make him happy.

[Team] Wuliu: What little story did you think of?Come and share.

[Team] Are you afraid of the shemale: Blossoming on the bar must use a small fortune to lure the BOSS, and then throw it away when it's used up, it's terrible!

[Team] No gossip, no life: My God, Xiao Fa Cai is so pitiful.

[Team] Magical Girl Lao Xu: The middle-aged ruffian's abandonment of innocent young people from beginning to end. Is it the loss of morality or the distortion of human nature?

Sure enough, the girls never let him down.Wuliu held back his laughter desperately, afraid that someone could not help but startle the snake.Seeing the spear-stalking gangster brushing up a row of ellipsis in the team channel, he expressed his distress in his mind without sincerity, for a second.

[Team] Drunken and trembling: [Will drink] I really think you are cute now, at least my brain is not ventilated.

[Team] A strong man asks for support: What are you talking about?Our girls can be cute, handsome, or stupid, how wonderful!Only when there is a hole in the brain can we breathe, what do you know?

[Team] Magical Girl Old Xu: I f*ck thought you would speak for us if you found out your conscience, get the hell out of here.

[Team] Lin Miao: Can't you stop for a while?

When the peacemaker is also tired, Lin Miao is not unaware that they are joking, but he can't stand it at all.He exploded his hand speed, and analyzed the whole story for them from the perspective of a normal person.

[Team] Lin Miao: Cai Jin has not been demolished by crossing the river. In addition to some special trigger points, the periodic damage of the boss generally depends on the blood volume and the time to start the monster. The most typical ones are soft madness and violent madness.Even if the blood volume is not enough, some bosses will use staged big moves when they have enough time. They were kited by Liu Qi before, and they were beaten for a while in the melee, and then they were led here by Tai Jin from Lingzong Ancient Road. It's been a lot of time. It is estimated that Lingming Golden Ape has time to trigger the ultimate move. We will be more violent when we fight later.

In fact, Lin Miao and the girls did not guess wrong, but there is a sequence.

Blossoming on the Bar received news that when the field elite boss was refreshed, people were still soaking in the arena, and they were about to quit, but they heard that Liu Qi was pulling monsters, and there were people from other guilds blocking the scene. No rush.

After finishing the fight, he came out, opened the world map, confirmed the location of the boss, learned about the situation from Cai Jin and Gui Hai, and immediately started working on things.While instructing Taijin's actions, he asked someone to find a hidden spot in Hidden Valley to hide the boss and fight.

The internal conflict between Liuqi and Wuliu saved him a lot of trouble. After leading the boss to Hidden Valley as he wished, he saw that the boss's blood was still thick, but the amount of damage had already increased significantly.Most of the bosses can't make a big move when they are running. The Lingming Golden Ape looks like it has been walked for a long time and is holding fire. When it comes to the hidden valley, it will be a big move when it stops.

He glanced at Lingming Golden Ape's list of hate targets, and after confirming that there was only Cai Jin, he inhumanly chose to stand by and watch, while all the T, DPS, and nanny stood aside and watched as Cai Jin was shot to death by the boss. Also made some arrangements for the big moves that appeared.

Taijin died, Lingming Golden Ape had no other targets of hatred, the boss left the battle, another Shaolin Hongzhong came on the stage to start a monster, and entered the battle again.

This is also the reason why there is no rush to kill once in ten steps, and let Wuliu and the others be poor in the team channel.There is not a single Shaolin in their team, so it is absolutely impossible for Feng Rong to grab hatred from the Shaolin T who has already started monsters.

The people all squatted behind the bushes, and they remembered the most important thing.

[Team] Wuliu: When shall we do it?How to do it?Is there any battle plan?

[Team] Lin Miao: You are howling to come over, but you have no idea at all?

[Team] Wuliu: Just kidding, when did you see me make a plan, when will the plan catch up with the changes?I'm always thinking about it.

[Team] Shepherd: Then what are you asking?

[Team] Wuliu: I'm just being polite, you're not the only ones here today.

[Team] Are you afraid of the ladyboys: You don't need to be polite if we are the only co-authors?

[Team] Lin Miao: Alright, then we are not allowed to play together after being noisy.

[Team] Wuliu: Fighting is kissing and scolding is love.

[Team] Are you afraid of the ladyboys: If you don't love enough, kick them with your feet.

[Team] Lin Miao: Alright, let's go to the arena later and love you guys, Liu Qi, let's go together?

[Team] Six Seven: Yes.

[Team] Are you afraid of the shemale: No, no, I share the blessings with Wuliu, if there is a problem, he will take care of you, you can find him.Oops, those people squeeze blood so fast, let's go.

[Team] No gossip, no life: Shemale, the cup is on the left, and you are holding a pen holder.

Are you afraid of the ladyboy: "What nonsense are you talking about!"

[Team] Wuliu: ...you've ruined your throat with a half-day ambush.Shame on you, get out of the group.

[Team] No gossip, no life: It's okay, I have a solution.

Liu Qi had an intuition that the gossip girl's method must be bad, and when he was about to stop it, the voice of dialogue from the other side helped him stop her next move first.

Hong Zhong: "Boss, I think they are insulting our IQ."

Blossom on the bar: "No, you think too much, they are just stupid."

Hearing the conversation, there was a brief silence in the team channel, and then the shepherd raised her point.

[Team] Shepherd: It doesn't look like we just discovered our rhythm.

[Team] Mu Lang: I think my sister is smart for a while.

They didn't have the idea to continue the discussion, and the conversation over there started again.

Qi Jiusi: "Why on earth are they squatting there? Did some invisibility potion come out, did it end up with a bug?"

Flowers on the bar: "Let me ask for you. Wuliu, don't squat down, it's not too shameful for your butt to be facing a girl's face. What are you squatting there for? If you want to grab it, come and grab it, just squat like this Just watch, panicked."

Turning around five or six times, the person squatting behind him was indeed a gossip girl, but he still didn't move because he wasn't sure if Huahua on the bar was cheating on them. , Isn't it a joke for them to squat for a long time, and they can't recognize it if they are killed.

Liu Qi was also struggling with this issue, and before he could figure it out, he heard a private chat.

[Private chat] The trumpet guarded by the dead body: It's amazing, what kind of novel method of demonstration is this?Ten steps and one kill sent me a message, asking me to follow the boss and wait in ambush to see the situation. You will arrive later, but he didn't tell me that you would just squat there so brightly.

[Private chat] Six Seven: Xiaoyou?are you there?Where?Can't you see the bushes?

[Private chat] The trumpet guarded by the corpse: the bush?No, wait a minute.

Wen Shaoyou was called into the game by a text message from his boss, followed the boss to Hidden Valley, hid behind a stone, sent the location to ten steps and killed it, and then went back to work. Now he heard the voice and switched back to the game interface. Seeing Liu Qi and the others squatting in a mess.After chatting with Liuqi for a few words, he hurriedly opened the game settings to take a look, and then understood in seconds.

[Private chat] The trumpet that was guarded by the corpse: None of you have the lowest picture quality?Didn't it mean that PVP fights don't like to look at the scenery?

[Private chat] Liuqi: ... If you don't get a card, forget to turn it on. Now I am sure that I am a PVX.

Liuqi felt that she couldn't be the only one being fooled.

[Team] Six Seven: Alright, let's all go out. Someone on the opposite side has turned on the lowest picture quality. I guess I can't even see the grass except for the trees.

Satisfied with the sound of gasping around him, Liu Qi stood up first, and then said to Huahua on the bar: "You guys continue to fight, don't worry about us."

Wuliu immediately understood what he meant, squatted on the spot and said coolly, "That's right, don't worry about us, you go ahead, we just look at the scenery from a different angle."

Liu Qi glanced at Wu Liu approvingly.You can be shameless, but you can't be shameless. You must not let the flowers on the bar see that they forgot to change the picture quality, otherwise the future of the game will be bleak.

It's a pity that it's so easy to be fooled by blooming on the bar.