Chasing bamboo horses with games

Just kidding, Wuliu immediately poked the shepherd privately.

[Private chat] Wuliu: Shepherd, how much is your Alipay?

The shepherd rolled her eyes after spelling out the pinyin of Alipay.

[Private chat] Shepherd: Go, go, it was originally a birthday present for him, I just bought it in advance.Poor students, don't join in the fun.

Wuliu was still a little embarrassed, but didn't know what to say.

[Private Chat] Shepherd: Are you really having sex with Liu Qi?

[Private chat] Wuliu: What?Don't talk nonsense, Xiao Qiqi and I are ferromagnetic buddies.

[Private Chat] Mu Niang: He just privately poked me through the QQ group and sent me a 2000 red envelope, saying that this is all he has on hand, and he will give me the rest when his manuscript fee arrives.

[Private chat] Wuliu: ...Damn it!No, no, no, you give it back to him, and I'll give it to you.

[Private chat] Shepherd: I have already returned it to him, and you don't need to.I just said it casually just now, I am fishing in my company now, with a monthly salary of [-], and when I get familiar with it and do a good job, I can increase it further.Food and lodging are all at home, and there is no shortage of money.

The shepherd also said these words to Lu Junqi, the difference is that after listening to Lu Junqi, he is sure not to worry about it, while Wuliu watched a kind of hatred called Qiu Fu rise silently in his bowl of instant noodles. psychology.Thinking about it, if you don't have money, how can you spend thousands of dollars to appease each other in the game once?After buying Xiaoqi's birthday present, he is really poor this month, and the express delivery should arrive by now.

[Private chat] Wuliu: Sister, do you have any room left on your thigh?

[Private Chat] Shepherd: No, get lost!Also, don't you feel ashamed to call my sister my age?

[Private chat] Wuliu: There are only young ladies in the game, calling me a younger sister is not a hooligan.

[Private Chat] Shepherd: Get lost!

Wuliu put that embarrassment aside, and walked away with peace of mind, checked the logistics information, and then went to find Lu Junqi.

[Private chat] Wuliu: Xiaoqiqi, I bought you a birthday present, and it will be delivered in the afternoon. I guess it should be delivered to you tomorrow. Remember to answer the strange calls.

[Private Chat] Six Seven: Birthday gift?It's my birthday?

[Private chat] Wuliu: ...has it passed, okay?Isn't the day the game server is launched is your birthday?

[Private chat] Liuqi: What did you buy? If it's still a pink pig, I will reject it.

[Private chat] Wuliu: What happened to Pink Pig?so cute!No matter, you just remember to answer the phone tomorrow.

[Private chat] Six Seven: Good.

Jue Sha waited with his chin stuck, seeing the shepherd suddenly jumped twice and knew that the chat was over, he couldn't help but sighed in his heart: They are all honest children.As they were talking, the three of them fell silent for an instant. They stood still, and the fool knew it was a private chat.What happened just now, besides the money issue, is there anything else that needs to be discussed privately behind someone's back?Haven't these kids ever met a liar?It's also stupid to be told what is what after only playing together for a few days.But there is nothing wrong with it, being honest is a good thing, if you are as old as he is, you will lose a lot of fun.Anyway, nothing will happen now, just find a chance to remind me a few words in the future.Thinking of this, Wuliu's voice finally rang out.

Wuliu: "Go, go, go, go on."

The next task is much simpler, follow the plot, fight monsters, gather grass, send something or something, and it will be over soon.With the increase in experience, the mood of several people is getting worse and worse.Wuliu couldn't help but greet "Yanwu" planning ten thousand times in his heart, it's just a game, why make it so realistic?I didn’t see any dead people or bones along the way, but the burned village, a bloody shoe that fell on the ground, a piece of wood that was used as a tombstone without even a word, and a low grave bag... There are so many things like this, there is desolation everywhere, and you can tell that you are in trouble at a glance, and all of this is because he broke the seal of ?, it hurts as much as it hurts.He repeated over and over again that this was necessary for the plot, and then he began to greet the eighteenth generation of the planning ancestor.

Lu Junqi didn't think about it at all, he was concentrating on being sleepy, and when Wuliu said? appeared, he managed to pull himself together.

The abundant grass and green tapestry are luxuriant, and the wind blows from time to time, and the eyebrows are folded, but the first thing Lu Junqi sees after focusing his eyes is the front, who is squatting on the ground? Holding the goat's hoof and gnawing on the roast leg of lamb, next to him There was still half a leftover roast lamb on the bonfire, and then the sight was lost with the jump of the bonfire.

Wuliu was indignant: "The will-o'-the-wisp that the master spent a long time getting was for him to roast a lamb?"

The shepherd: "The world is getting worse, the sheep's heart is old, won't their conscience hurt if they eat the same kind?"

The two men were discussing cynically, nothing that they said fell into Lu Junqi's ears, they went straight up to blame, and quickly finished the fight and went to sleep.

?: "Stupid human beings, you should never go on the road of confrontation with me. Remember that you helped me untie the seal back then, and today I will give you a battle."

Shepherd: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! God! My voice is voiced by a god! Oh my god, my ears are going to be pregnant!"

Lore: "...Okay, come on, hurry up and kill this guy who is dubbed by your male god."

Shepherd: "My heart is so complicated."

The lore didn't answer, and I said that my heart was more complicated. When I dubbed it, I thought it was some cool, handsome and domineering big boss. It turned out to be such a thing, and the mentally retarded boss cheated me!

Over there, Liu Qi's hatred has been stabilized, and the spear is dancing majesticly, but he hasn't moved a step.

Wuliu: "Not good, Xiao Qi is sleepy, Mu Niang, please do your best."

The shepherd's milk is easy to handle, and she feels that Wuliu's worries are completely unfounded. Liuqi is obviously pulling steadily, and then her speed of pressing skills is getting faster and faster.When it was over, while pulling up the lore who was beaten to death by Liuqi, he said tiredly: "Next time Liuqi is sleepy, don't let him out to harm your teammates."

During the whole process of June [-]th, he stood up and output, except for being hit by a ram's horn and retreating, he didn't move at all. However, the hatred was very stable, and the output did not drop much.Although T is anti-monster, but not all skills can resist it, okay? There is no skill that destroys the group in one hit, but fortunately it arrived? When there is only a little blood left, Liuqi can only hit its chaos debuff , Killed the lore and there are still five or six, and finally survived.But the next time you fight, you have to make sure that Liu Qi is awake. The pre-quests are different. What if it is more difficult to fight in the hidden copy of the two of them?

After finishing the dungeon, it is of course time to pick up the drops. Although it has been sealed for a long time, but during the period of regaining freedom, it is obvious that there is no lack of search for people's fat and people's ointment, and five things exploded out at once.A roll of attribute bonuses and a blue product speed-up hat were taken away by five or six rolls; a plant of asparagus was given to lore; a coat of purple product and healing effect was given to the shepherd; the remaining one and asparagus Di Xiumu, who also didn't know what it was useful for, originally wanted to throw it at Liuqi, but no one responded after calling several times.

Shepherd: "Are you asleep now?"

Wuliu: "Probably so. Let's go to sleep too."

Wuliu assigned Di Xiumu as the captain to lore, told each other that we would see each other tomorrow and then went offline, then took out his mobile phone and sent a text message.He was a little worried, the last time Xiaoqi was so sleepy that he fell asleep in seconds was the time he took medicine as a meal a few years ago, but didn't the father say that he had stopped taking the medicine?Are you sick again?Just as he was frowning and thinking, the phone vibrated suddenly and he almost didn't throw it out.

Wuliu: "Dad, why haven't you slept yet?"

"Take Xiao Qi to play games until now?"

Wuliu felt that this was a proposition of Taoism, so he couldn't answer it: "Um, Dad, what, have you visited Xiaoqi recently?"

"No, I've been busy with a case recently, so I don't have time to go. You said he slept all day today, and was sleepy all night, maybe he fell asleep on his stomach?"

Wuliu: "Well, I didn't hear a response when I called him just now."

The phone was silent for a few seconds: "I'll go over and see, you should go to sleep."

Wuliu: "Oh, slow down on the way."

"It's okay, your mother and I have moved to the community where he lives, so we don't need to drive."

Wuliu: "What? When did you move? Why didn't I know?"