Chasing bamboo horses with games

Lu Junqi really didn't know how to communicate with the flowers on the bar.

Before playing "Yan Wu", they had no contact with it.He only had a brief impression of a person called Blossoming on the Gang through five or six complaints, and that impression was covered up so that he couldn't even see the ashes in a short time.

According to Wuliu's description, after the college entrance examination, he completely let himself go, and during the summer vacation, he could spend a day playing games every day.When I arrived in college, except for the game I mainly played, the rest of my daily life was like flipping cards, and I closed my eyes to see which was which.Later, there was really no time to spare, so they disappeared from his hard drive one after another.

It was during that period that Wuliu got to know a lot of people through the experience of jumping repeatedly in various games, including Blossom on the Bar.

Maybe the friendship between wretched streams is like this: if you see each other, you cheat each other, and if you don't see each other, you can change to a social software and continue to cheat each other.It's a pity that wretched streams are also people, and they don't have the same topic to maintain. This kind of mutual pitfall will not become a continuous and continuous line, it would be great if it can become a dotted line.

Lu Junqi couldn't tell whether the plastic thread between Wuliu and Huahua on the bar had been broken, but after touching it a few times, he just pulled out his previous impression: being able to get angry to Wuliu is a formidable people!

However, in the final analysis, he actually admired him.

If an adult spends all day lying on the Internet with nothing to do, he will be criticized by others, but if a middle-aged person can bring his daughter to the Internet at night, he can't think of other possibilities except family harmony and stable life.

Such stability, for a person like him who is at a loss and can only be beaten forward by life, it is impossible not to envy him.

But why does such a person who can take care of family and hobbies well, want someone to cook a pot of tomato and egg soup without seasoning and throw it on his face as soon as he opens his mouth?How did he convince Gui Hai's mother to let the two of them play games?

Lu Junqi's heart is a bit complicated, he is very confused about what to say to avoid developing into mutual hatred.

In the end he decided to call for help.

[Private Chat] Six Seven: Could you please help me fight a map boss?

[Private chat] Taijin: The president won't let me.

Curve rescue plan, failed.That's right, Taijin is so talkative, how could Huahua not know about it, he would definitely greet him in advance, and he still has to find someone to call the shots.

[Private Chat] Six Seven: Could you please help me fight a map boss?

[Private chat] Blossoms on the bar: Oh, you changed?What about five or six?

[Private chat] Six Seven: Well, it's changed.Can you help me?

[Private chat] Blossoming on the bar: Hahahaha, young man, you can't do this, you have to show some sincerity.

Lu Junqi tilted his head and looked at the chat box, a little surprised, thinking that he really had to talk to him for a long time like Wu Liu before he could get to the point, didn't he bring it up soon.

[Private Chat] Six Seven: Next time the field elite boss refreshes, we can cooperate.

[Private Chat] Blossoming on the Bar: Didn't you quit?

This level of proficiency in making progress is far from superior.

[Private Chat] Six Seven: Forget it, anyway, [Long Spear Bandit Bandit] has already agreed to help, let's fight the field elite with them next time.Since you don't fight anymore, how about guessing what the map boss will drop this time, two hundred gold or an orange weapon?I don't know if there will be materials that I haven't seen before.

[Private Chat] Blossoming on the Bar: It’s okay, then I will continue to do the task, I wish you all good luck.

"Ah." Lu Junqi was dumbfounded, never expecting this reaction to blossom on the bar.The method of coercion and temptation failed, and the chat could not continue.

"what happened?"

The trumpet guarded by the corpse finally waited for Sixiu who started from the resurrection point again, and moved quickly to Liuqi's side together.As soon as they came, they heard him say "ah" full of surprise, and they couldn't help being a little curious.

Lu Junqi didn't hide it, and directly sent the screenshot of the conversation to the team channel.

Sixiu: "Surprised chat ghost."

The trumpet guarded by the corpse: "Xiao Qi, this is not called provocation, but provocation."

Lu Junqi thought about it for a while, and this really happened.After all, Blossom on the Bar is a faction commander. Its own strength is not low, and there are a lot of people under it. This time, the Lingming Golden Ape is not aware of the particularity of Yingu. "National Quintessence" is really going to be fully mobilized, such a small guild like them is not worth mentioning at all, even if they cooperate with "Long Spear Bandit Bandit", it is their thigh.

Who gave me the confidence to make me think that the two guilds would be able to compete against them and secure the boss by cooperating with each other?Lu Junqi complained to himself silently, feeling that he might not be so clear-headed today, how could something be wrong?How about apologizing? After thinking about it carefully, he seems to be unhappy with his reply, but is he someone who cares about such things?

There is nothing wrong with Lu Junqi's doubts, and Blossoming on the Bar is really not someone who cares about such untechnical provocations.When he wanted to apologize, Wuliu came with a screenshot.

[Private chat] Wuliu: Little Qiqi, stay away from this old fox from now on, you shameless one, just leave it to me.

Lu Junqi clicked on the screenshot and saw it was in the picture.The font in the picture inside is too small to see clearly, but it can be seen from a few words that it is a conversation between him and Gangshanghua.Then the following is the accusation of Huahua on the bar as if he has been wronged by the sky. In short, he wants to extort some mental damage fees, but Wuliu ruthlessly rejects it.

[Private chat] Liuqi: It's all routine, heart-stuffed.jpg.

[Private chat] Wuliu: Don't worry, that's someone who's been more wretched than me for 20 years, you can't play with him normally.But you can think of a good way, he will pass in a while, next time we will have a helper when we fight against the field elite.

[Private chat] Liuqi: But didn't he say he couldn't come?

[Private chat] Wuliu: I also said that I want to quit playing games, do you believe it?There is a BOSS, there are manpower, if he doesn't hit me, I will suspect fraud.

[Private Chat] Six Seven: Then before you...

[Private chat] Wuliu: I told you that I was just making complaints about it, and wrangling is a routine.

Lu Junqi couldn't help but make a bold guess.

[Private chat] Six Seven: Tell me.With whom?How much did you bet?

[Private Chat] Five Six: No gamble!

[Private chat] Six Seven: After I say it!

[Private chat] Wuliu: Hehehe, with Lao Xu and the others, one hundred cucumbers each.They were the ones who started the fight!I am forced!

I believe you are stupid.Lu Junqi was so angry and funny, this group of people really didn't fight all day, and went to the house to expose the tiles!

After waiting for a while, the task-doers rushed over from all directions, and after a little discussion about how to play, everyone began to clear the mobs first.

The shepherd and the nanny, with a lot of output by their side, took the lead and wanted to feel the thrill of pulling down the monster, "swish swish swish" several "sharp winds" hit, and the carnivorous swimmers disguised as a dry river bed immediately closed their meat sacs and stood upright in the river , swaying in the wind.

……

Shepherd: "Oh, it turns out that not only does it look like eating lotus root, but it's also stupid."

Ran Ming: "That's right, you can't even walk, you're so stupid."

The outputs were very considerate of the nurses in Xiaoyaozhuang who wanted to improve their DPS. To show their sincerity, they applauded together one after another.As soon as the applause and the booing of "good, good, good" drifted into the ears of the nurses, their actions revealed their true inner thoughts.

Cai Jin rushed to the boss first, and "Ten Thousand Buddhas" made a strong revenge. The mobs on the left and right sides of the boss, under the effect of the hatred linkage effect, followed the boss to attack Caijin, and were all blown up by the output players who followed.

The nannies who stood still and finally realized: What should I do?I want to free these mentally retarded people.

The BOSS fulfilled the wishes of the nannies, even if they had already regretted it.

Considering the particularity of map elite bosses, there are requirements for nurses' positions.Just when they were ridiculed and comforted themselves that the good nanny would not fight the stupid output, and planned to return to their own position to perform their duties regardless of the past, Tai Jin's blood bar was empty, and he died unexpectedly.

At the moment when Cai Jin's figure disappeared, Liu Qi used "Smoke Retreat" without hesitation to get away, turned around and ran for two steps, and Cai Jin's body was thrown in front of him.He muttered: "It's really far to spit." While using "Chasing Water", Sa Yazi ran further, and stopped when he saw the prompt "Leave the battle".

He looked back, and the BOSS was twisting its stem-like body, "slapping" its tail-like feet back into the river.

Wuliu stood next to the blooming corpse on the bar, gloating: "Tsk tsk tsk, look at this routine, is it exactly the same as someone's? First pretend to be weak and helpless, and can only be passively beaten Once the opponent relaxes his vigilance, he will immediately catch him off guard. There are no cross-species routines!"

Lu Junqi clicked on the screenshot that was sent to him five or six times, and responded, "It's really appropriate."

In the state of the corpse, there is no way to use voice, and there is no way to team up with them. At this moment, I just want to say: "Come on, a nanny, pull me up, and let me teach this kid what it means to be as quiet as a chicken."

The rest of the people looked at each other in blank dismay.When they didn't know, what happened that was unknown?It's disgusting that these people don't understand sharing at all.

There was only Tai Jin in the audience, and after being "resurrected" by the nanny, he didn't say much. He flipped through the battle records, sorted out his clues, and sent his thoughts to the current channel.

[Current] Tailoring Brocade: After opening the monster, the BOSS will use the meat sac to attack in the river. After a while, it may rush ashore at any time to attack.There is no roll call, so it is aimed at T, and the output can be played with confidence, but there is also a "blinding" effect. It is not clear whether it is added to the rush, or whether it is group, it is best to hide. After "Blinding" is the first big move "Swallow", which has a high amount of damage. Although it may not be able to breastfeed, we still need to trouble nurses to pay attention.Now we are ready to meditate to recover blood and mana, and start again in a while.

Sixiu: "What the hell? There are some normal people in this group?"

People: "Huh?"

Sixiu: "Well, I didn't say anything."