Chasing bamboo horses with games

Crying is physical work that hurts both the body and the mind. Lu Junqi, who cried too much, slept until dawn.He opened his stinging eyes, poked his head out of Wen Shaoyou's arms, aimed at the curtains with morning light, and thought blankly: It's still early.

Testosterone is an amazing thing.

Under its influence, roosters with light-sensitive areas will stretch their necks and make high-pitched and loud crows when the sky is bright.

The same is true for men, although there are different parts of the reaction, and it may also be caused by holding back urine, but in most cases it is inseparable from it, and due to some unknown reason, this kind of urination can be male without external stimulation. , The high-spirited situation generally only appears in the early morning.

Lu Junqi lowered his head and glanced at the lower bodies of the two of them. Although he couldn't see anything, he could be sure by his touch that Xiao You was performing at attention with high spirits.

His mood suddenly became subtle.Although he doesn't really care about this kind of thing, he still feels a little uncomfortable when it happens. It seems that he hasn't had this kind of physiological phenomenon for a long time.They are all men in their twenties, and they are all homeboys who lack exercise. Such a comparison is very unpleasant.Old and new grudges welled up in my heart.

After the brain storm was over, Lu Junqi pushed Wen Shaoyou away, got up and copied the mobile phone on the table, after a while of operation, he looked at the introduction in the Baidu entry and kept saying "oh~" and "hehehe" Wait for the mysterious voice.Then he put the phone back to its original position, and lay down on the bed pretending nothing happened.

He was lying on his side, his swollen eyes narrowed into a line, looking at Wen Shaoyou's calm face, he sneered in his heart: pretend, keep pretending, see how long you can pretend, don't think I don't know you if you cover your eyelids The eyeballs are moving.

That's right, Wen Shaoyou had already woken up. Although Lu Junqi's gesture of lifting him was not considered rude, the strength and gentleness were not comparable, and the real problem was if he couldn't wake up.Originally, he pretended to be asleep to avoid embarrassment, but the development of the situation obviously went in a weird direction and never returned.His intuition told him that there must be nothing good, so he might as well continue to pretend to be asleep.

The two held back their patience.

Lu Junqi adjusted his posture, the old god was lying on the ground, and even raised his legs.

It was even worse for Wen Shaoyou, and Xiao Xiaoyou couldn't calm down for a while, so he could only suffer.It's obviously a very normal thing, but now the situation is so weird no matter how you look at it, I can't calm down, and even taking time is extremely difficult.

Finally, Lu Junqi hummed a song boredly, and the string in Wen Shaoyou's mind was severed by the humming.He opened his eyes suddenly, turned over and got out of bed, and quickly walked into the bathroom, not giving Lu Junqi a chance to speak at all, but he couldn't stop the wild laughter from hitting his eardrums.

Lu Junqi laughed enough before getting out of bed to make breakfast. When the refrigerator door opened, Wen Shaoyou's back appeared in front of him, not only laughed again, but also unkindly took out a piece of mutton from the freezer.

When Wen Shaoyou came out of the bathroom with steam, he could smell a fishy smell in the living room. It was very faint, but it really showed what species it was before it was alive.

He looked at Lu Junqi who was already sitting on the sofa in surprise: "Why did you remember to cook mutton so early in the morning? Isn't it troublesome?"

Lu Junqi put down the book he was using to pretend, and said with a smile: "No trouble, just remove the fishy smell, season it, and throw it in the pressure cooker. Anyway, we have to wait for the porridge in the rice cooker to finish cooking."

"Porridge with mutton?"

"Well, nourishing." After Lu Junqi finished speaking, he probably felt that his description was not clear enough, and then stared at Wen Shaoyou's waist and added, "Benefits Qi and blood, nourishes deficiency."

It turned out that they were waiting for him here, and Wen Shaoyou couldn't help but feel a little headache.Rather than lamenting how naive this behavior was, the undisguised teasing made him unable to help but recall the miserable situation he had just had in the bathroom.

Physiological needs are eager to be relieved, but the secret shame born of abnormality gets in the way.They were churning up and down in his head, the completely unnecessary struggle brought about an absolutely terrible experience, and the culprit was still playing around recklessly.

If the tiger doesn't show its power, do you really think I'm plasticine?Wen Shaoyou decided that he could no longer let him round and flatten.He approached the sofa step by step and sat next to Lu Junqi.

"Xiao Qi, you are all men, who gave you the courage to provoke me like this?"

"Who provoked you? Don't talk nonsense. I didn't." Intuition is always the fastest instinct, and Lu Junqi has already moved to the other side of the sofa while speaking.

"You haven't, so what are you hiding?" Wen Shaoyou pressed forward step by step.

"Who told you to get so close? Besides, it's obvious that you are thinking too much. You said I provoke you, but then you tell me why I provoke you."

Lu Junqi's question was on point, but Wen Shaoyou really didn't know what to say.Whether it's the weird laugh at the beginning, or the unbridled laughter later, I didn't clearly point out what I was laughing at. Even if I knew it in my heart, it was useless. Be considerate.

At this time, there is nothing worse than admitting defeat. After Lu Junqi found out that Wen Shaoyou couldn't answer, he played the true role of what is meant by a villain's success and making progress.

"Hey, young man, don't be so thin-skinned. It's normal to have a morning erection, and it's not good to hold it back all the time. Although it's okay to vent, I made it up to you by cooking mutton."

"Oh." Sure enough, I guessed right.

Lu Junqi saw that Wen Shaoyou's face darkened a few more degrees, and felt bad, he stopped smiling, and hurriedly stood up: "Then what, I'll go see if breakfast is ready."

"Don't you think it's late?"

Wen Shaoyou grabbed Lu Junqi's hand, dragged him to his lap and forcibly bound him.He can see that there is no limit to the skin of an ordinary and honest person, and he still has to clean up.

Lu Junqi grabbed Wen Shaoyou's wrist stretching towards his lower body, and the hair all over his body was about to explode: "What do you want!"

"Fill in the missing parts of our teenage years that we should have been shameless and shameless. By the way, let you recall how old you are. Young people? You probably forgot that you are two months younger than me. Could it be that the effects of drugs not only lead to loss of interest, but also lead to age disorder? Young people, just accept the fact that Xiao Qi is still young."

When Wen Shaoyou spoke, the heat that spewed out hit Lu Junqi's ears. The hoarse voice combined with his bad movements made the person who was about to curl up into a ball turn red into a boiled shrimp, and his mind was full of: Damn, Why is he so strong?Why can't you break free?Play off, completely play off...

It didn't take long for these thoughts to be completely erased from his mind, and he couldn't see whether his eyes were blank or sparks.It's like a morning glory, who can see the blurred colors around it, but can't see anything clearly because of his overwhelmed self-care, holding back his energy, just waiting to open to the sun in the blink of an eye, and bathe in the morning light.

After Xiao Xiaoqi was served comfortably, she settled down, but because of Lu Junqi's suffering, her whole body seemed to be drained and she collapsed in Wen Shaoyou's arms, letting him clean it up for him.

As Li Lian's consciousness gradually returned, Lu Junqi's face turned white and red, and Wen Shaoyou was terrified when he saw it, don't spoil his anger.

It is impossible to be angry, but it is inevitable to want to hit someone when you are stimulated.

Lu Junqi gasped, picked up the pillow on the sofa, jumped up and wanted to give Wen Shaoyou a cooling pillow, but in the end he failed.Xiao Xiaoqi was still hanging outside, a bit cold.

Holding the tissue paper in one hand, Wen Shaoyou saw Lu Junqi standing there as if stuck in a shell, couldn't hold back a "puchi" laugh, and in the next second had an intimate contact with the pillow, and hadn't reacted yet , the pillow slid off automatically, allowing him to see a side face with tightly pursed lips.

The door was slammed shut with a "bang", and Wen Shaoyou realized that he was also a senseless person. How could he do such a thing in a flash of his brain?All comforting behaviors that are not based on your love and my willingness are hooligans. It is rare to get up two hours early and it is not used for such nonsense.

Probably aware of the master's panic, Xiao Xiaoyou, who had been feeling again, calmed down again.Wen Shaoyou hurriedly washed his hands, took a deep breath, carefully opened the door, and walked towards the bed while secretly rejoicing: Fortunately, Uncle Jun removed the lock before.

"Xiao Qi?" Wen Shaoyou looked at the person lying on the bed pretending to be dead, completely remorseful, he squatted beside the bed, pawing at the edge of the bed and flattering him, "I'm sorry, it's my fault, don't get sulky."

Lu Junqi buried her face in the pillow, not looking at him.

"If you want to be angry, you can get angry, don't be bored, I overdid it."

Lu Junqi still didn't look at him, saying that he wasn't that angry when he said that he was angry, besides, he also knew that he was the one who killed himself first, he just felt...too exciting, that's all.I think he has lived for more than [-] years. He used to only study, draw and play games. Later, he never became enlightened and overwhelmed. Antidepressants are harmful, and it may be due to personal reasons. He didn’t even have mania Very strong feeling.What's more, doing it yourself is really two different things from doing it by others. What the hell is he saying?

Wen Shaoyou didn't know what Lu Tongzi and Ji Junqi were thinking, and he was still anxiously looking for topics.He wasn't worried that he would be taught a lesson, but he was afraid that Lu Junqi's wild thoughts would end up on the edge of his horns.The more he read the information about bipolar disorder, the more he read it, the more frightened he became. Naturally, he also knew that some people can't even control the direction of their thoughts.

He tentatively reached out and poked Lu Junqi's arm: "Xiao Qi, let me show you the abandoned CG and animation of "Yan Wu", okay?"

"Where is it?" Lu Junqi seemed to see the steps beckoning to him, and immediately responded.As long as you don't mention it, everything will be fine.

Looking at his piercing eyes and ruddy complexion, Wen Shaoyou suddenly felt that the world was irrational.A sincere apology is not as good as the abandoned animation of a broken game?Even if that broken game was his painstaking effort.However, you have to hold back and coax the person before you talk.

He forced a smile and said, "The mobile hard drives are all in the office, but there are some contents in them that you can't show. Give me your USB drive, and I'll make a copy for you and bring it back tonight."

"Okay!" Lu Junqi readily agreed.

Wen Shaoyou grabbed his own line of reason, tied a knot, put on the charm of "Xiao Qi is better than anything else" before standing up, and stretched out his hand to Lu Junqi.

"Get up then, breakfast is almost ready."

"We have to wait a while. Let's take the snacks to your car first. Didn't you say that you will bring them to your colleagues today?"

"Alright. But, you still remember?"

"There's so much out there, I'd be insane if I could forget."

Pack the sweets in fresh-keeping boxes separately, put the extra in fresh-keeping bags, and send them all to the back seat of Wen Shaoyou's car, and the two of them went home to have breakfast.

Peanut and red bean porridge, stewed mutton, served with pickled ginger, the unexpected aroma is tangy and tempting.