Chasing bamboo horses with games

Although Lu Junqi and Wen Shaoyou can't talk about getting along day and night, after living together for a period of time, he can still master some simple language habits of Fa Xiaoyou who has grown up.Looking at the word "poof", he seemed to hear Wen Shaoyou laughing in his ear.

Liuqi: You're still laughing!

The trumpet who was guarding the corpse: No, what, just typed it out.

smoothly?Lu Junqi only heard a "pop", as if he heard something breaking in his head, and he also called up the emoticon package, found a picture of punching and kicking and threw it over.

There was no reply, but the call came in.After taking off the earphones and connecting them, there was another low-pitched laughter.

Lu Junqi asked with a dark face, "Is it funny?"

"No." Wen Shaoyou coughed twice, and pretended to clear his throat, "Well, what do you mean by being pecked to death by a chicken?"

"I also want to know what happened."

"Where is it? Are you sure it's not a mob?"

"Winter solstice mission, in the village of Huaijiang City. He pecked off half a tube of my blood. Have you ever seen such a ferocious mob? If the boss doesn't have special skills, he can't do it, right? It's just a bare chicken model, No matter how you look at it, it’s not a small monster.”

"Pfft. Keke, do you want to give feedback to customer service first?"

"So, are you calling just to make fun of me?"

"No. How come? It doesn't exist. I just want to ask if there is a picture?"

"No! Goodbye!" Lu Junqi angrily wanted to hang up the phone.

Wen Shaoyou quickly stopped: "Hey, wait a minute."

"Why?" Lu Junqi reluctantly attached the phone to his ear again, and asked in a muffled voice.

"I'm joking with you, why are you angry?"

"Not angry." Lu Junqi's body gradually slumped on the chair as the call time prolonged, and finally settled in the familiar salted fish lying position, and his voice became lazier, "Can I report now that I can solve it today? Or Just wait until next year."

"If it's just a chicken problem, it shouldn't take long to temporarily solve it. My colleagues are very efficient."

Lu Junqi said indifferently: "Oh."

"Don't be like this, who would have thought that the little chicken in the background would have bugs."

Lu Junqi knew that what he said was the truth, and the sudden upsurge of wanting to blow up his hair passed away, and he said slowly: "Then I will submit the feedback first, you work hard, I will hang up." gone."

"Well, again..." Wen Shaoyou hadn't finished speaking when he heard a sincere "Damn" from Lu Junqi, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

"Wuliu has signed up to my account, the brat must have taken a screenshot." Lu Junqi lay down helplessly on the table, frowning in worry.Make a bad friend by mistake!Make a bad friend by mistake!

"How could he do this? It's outrageous." Wen Shaoyou's voice sounded filled with righteous indignation.

Lu Junqi was unmoved, and exposed him mercilessly: "Don't be fake, didn't you still ask me for a picture just now? Now that I have the picture, go ask for it."

Wen Shaoyou pretended to be stupid without hesitation: "Who said that kind of thing, am I that kind of person?"

Lu Junqi ignored him, and complained: "You guys are so annoying, do one or two like to see my jokes so much?"

"After all, it's rare. Shocked! The silent and reliable Liu Qi died tragically under the beak of a little chicken..."

"Is it the loss of professional ethics or the breakdown of brotherhood?" Lu Junqi interrupted blankly, feeling that it would be naive to expect these people to have a conscience, "I'm going to continue playing games, come on Goodbye, work."

Not giving Wen Shaoyou a chance to make excuses, Lu Junqi hung up the phone in seconds, then looked at the row of reminders on the game interface and rubbed his temples: Your account has been kicked offline, do you want to log in again and change your password?

It is impossible to change the password, but it can still be done by killing Wuliu.Lu Junqi gritted his teeth and re-logged into the game. It was still the familiar place, the same familiar posture, the familiar little yellow chicken, and the bad friend who still needed to be beaten.

[Team] Wuliu: [Six Seven] Little Qiqi, you are so slow. Unfortunately, I thought you would be online in seconds, and took screenshots in a hurry.I submitted the BUG information to you, thank you.

[Team] Six Seven: Be good, wait for me at the resurrection point.

[Team] Wuliu: What do you want to do?

[Team] Six Seven: It takes time to deal with bugs, we can take advantage of this time to do sports.

[Team] Wuliu: Don't tell me, didn't you say that the position is just right?Isn't it a pity to come back to life now?You stay still, I'll help you call the customer service to urge them, it will be done soon.

Shepherd, who was exercising skills with Gui Hai, had no skills at all, but she was obviously more unacceptable and unable to complain than the verdict of losing in the sparring.

The shepherd: "Wu Liu, can you be more cowardly?"

Wuliu: "You don't want to persuade you to go, I read a job, and I don't have a baby yet, how can I fight Feng Rong? Hit it with the head."

Mu Lang said with distaste: "Don't talk about the baby you didn't play with yourself, you don't think it's embarrassing."

Wuliu: "I have nothing to be ashamed of. Without a baby, my DPS is still not at the bottom."

The shepherd: "Nonsense, I only have an attack skill. If you are the bottom of the DPS compared with the nanny, I will be really convinced. Why don't you compare HPS with me?"

Wuliu: "You brothers and sisters can do it, shut up, I got through the phone."

After being interrupted by them, Lu Junqi's anger bar was emptied again.There was nothing to do but sigh.I thought to myself that after the task was over, I must beat Wuliu on the ground. This time, I must not forget that I will not beat the house for three days.

He quietly listened to Wuliu arguing with the customer service, not knowing if he succeeded in being a good boy, but he actually removed the violent chicken within 5 minutes after hanging up the phone.But before that, the black mist had already broken through the formation, making their mission a failure.

Wuliu: "It's okay, it's just a reminder that the mission failed. It's a blessing that no new plot was triggered. Just give up the mission and pick it up again. Let's go back to the NPC."

There was no other way, Lu Junqi had no choice but to choose to return to his original point.In fact, at the beginning of the mission, he had expected this possibility when he saw the movement of the black mist hitting the magic circle, but he didn't expect that there would be such a breakthrough or failure development. It would be better to say that the magic circle is strong enough , I was able to persist until five or six to call the customer service.

He was still lamenting the plot, and his relatives and friends had already begun to openly discuss the game planning while they were on their way.

The shepherd: "What is this picture? What if you finally get to the formation inside, and suddenly the time is up, you will be scolded to death instead."

Gui Hai: "It's just a mode of mission, but it's really thankless to put it here."

Tai Jin: "This is commendable persistence. Maintaining the integrity of the settings is the professional ethics that planning should have."

Wuliu: "What happened to this person suddenly?"

Guihai: "It's good to have a beating."

Liuqi: "Yes, Wuliu, come here and get beaten."

"What's wrong with me?" Wuliu glanced around, swallowed the second half of the sentence spontaneously, and after a while he whimpered and said, "Xiao Lin, I'm probably infected by lore Bar?"

There was still some distance from the forest at the foot of the mountain, a thin black mist lay in front of everyone, and a group of NPCs stood behind them, faintly showing signs of exhaustion.