Spirit boy, get off the single online [Quick Transmigration]

Before Xiao Xiao could organize his words to refuse, Ding Ding Dong Dong sent a bunch of messages from the other side. Xiao Xiao was stunned for a moment, pursed his thin lips slightly, and crossed the message to the interface that Lu Chen just sent.

"Lu Chen, 28 years old, healthy, professional cartoonist, renting a house in City A, good at cooking, rich in hobbies, currently single..."

Xiao Xiao looked at the message that seemed to be a profile of a blind date, a trace of doubt flashed in his eyes, and he continued to swipe down, only to see the next message pop out.

"Eat and play with me for sleep, is the handsome guy going on a date? [Ruhua winks.jpg]"

Xiao Xiao: ...

As if he was afraid that the stimulation would not be enough, Lu Chen said one after another: "Lu Chen is fair, beautiful and long-legged. He is virtuous and easy to overthrow. Missing it is a lifetime loss. Some people should cherish it."

"Upstairs."

"1. The two of you are a match made in heaven, together, spreading flowers."

Xiao Xiao watched Lu Chen's sales pitch quietly, and he realized that this person could complete a play by himself without cooperation.

Finally, Xiao Xiao asked the question he had always wanted to ask: "Are you... not embarrassed?"

"Ham, what's the matter, as long as you post quickly, the embarrassment won't catch up to me." But Lu Chen was relieved, the real master finally came out, no matter how thick-skinned a person is, he can't stand it.

Lu Chen asked seriously: "Brother Xiao, what do you think?"

Xiao Xiao paused and typed: "I don't intend to find a partner, it's fine to be alone."

"Then when do you want to find someone?"

Looking at the message sent from the other side, Xiao Xiao was a little dumbfounded, and he replied: "I don't want to look for it for the rest of my life."

When Lu Chen saw this line of words, he was stunned. Is Xiao Xiao trying to trick him?Lu Chen pursed his lips, "You don't have to say that, you don't have to say that you won't find a partner for the rest of your life just to lie to me, just say that it doesn't interest me, I won't pester you."

"I didn't lie to you." After Xiao Xiao sent this sentence, he suddenly felt very boring. He twitched the corner of his mouth and typed: "I don't mean that to you, and I don't intend to get emotionally involved with anyone."

Lu Chen's head is a bit dull, it's not really sad, after all, he's just fascinated by Xiao Xiao's face, if you really like him, it's not really that much, but maybe he won't be able to meet such a desirable person in the future, he couldn't help but said: " If you don't fall in love, then do you lack friends?"

You can't give away your first love, but it's okay to give it away for the first time. With such a handsome guy, no matter what you think, Lu Chen won't be at a disadvantage.

"It's okay not to talk about relationships for the rest of your life, but you're still at the age of seven or eighty. Brother Xiao, don't you feel regretful?" Lu Chen continued to stimulate Xiao Xiao with words, "Brother Xiao, you are in such good health, and you need to exercise every day, shouldn't your needs be greater?"

"...how do you know I don't have a bed partner?"

Lu Chen was stunned for a moment, he seemed to have always tacitly accepted that Brother Xiao was just like him, a man who was clean and self-sufficient, and never thought about this issue. For a moment, Lu Chen felt all sorts of strange things in his heart, and he couldn't describe his feelings at all. He probably felt like shit the same.

He tapped with trembling fingers: "You... have?"

"No."

Seeing these two words, the heavy burden in Lu Chen's heart disappeared instantly, he exhaled lightly, with a smile on his face, "I'm just saying, I think Brother Xiao and I are the same kind of people, no Mess around." As he spoke, he made three or four frightened expressions.

Looking at those expressions, Xiao Xiao seemed to be able to imagine how flustered Lu Chen was just now, and a gleam of joy flashed in his eyes.

Lu Chen licked his lips nervously, looking forward to Xiao Xiao's answer, even if he doesn't have a relationship with someone who likes Xiao Xiao so much, he would still make money if he only loses his kidneys, he said, "How about Brother Xiao?"

"That's not fair to you." Xiao Xiao drooped his eyelashes slightly, bowed his head and typed: "You should find someone who likes each other to be together, I can't give you anything."

"No, brother Xiao, I wanted to do this myself. It's not fair or unfair. I'm a big man, so you don't have to give me anything." Lu Chen is not young anymore, he knows what he wants to do and what he doesn't want to do.

It took a minute for the latest news to pop up on the screen.

"You'll suffer like this."

This is hopeful, Lu Chen immediately stated: "Brother Xiao, we are pao friends, it's over if we are happy, it doesn't matter who will suffer!"

Lu Chen took advantage of the victory and chased after him: "Brother Xiao, I can promise you that we won't talk about feelings, and we will stop immediately!"

After finishing speaking, I waited for the response from the other side. The strange thing was that there was no movement there.

Lu Chen had no choice but to focus on the phone while thinking about the comic storyboard of the next chapter. After half an hour, he still hadn't arrived. He couldn't help but feel a little sullen. It's a critical moment. Why did people disappear?

The rain outside was getting heavier and heavier, Xiao Xiao looked at the last chat record with Lu Chen, and couldn't figure out why he didn't delete Lu Chen directly, but wanted to chat with him so much.

Xiao Xiao was lonely. After the old man passed away, apart from hanging out with a few friends, all he had left was work.

The human heart is a very unreliable thing. He wants to live his whole life alone, but sometimes, he suddenly feels that living like this is meaningless.

Loneliness is an evil behemoth, and as time goes by, the behemoth in my heart grows stronger.

Xiao Xiao knew that the best thing to do at this time was not to agree, and it was best to delete each other's wechat to cut off Lu Chen's thoughts.

With his thumb attached to Lu Chen's last two sentences, it is undeniable that he hesitated.

Xiao Xiao didn't know what he was tempted by, obviously someone wanted to make an appointment with him before, but he never thought of agreeing to it before.

Could it be that he really held back for a long time and wanted to post.vent?Xiao Xiao laughed at himself.

When the bus arrived, Xiao Xiao took advantage of the opportunity to put his mobile phone in his pocket, and went back to the small broken building with an umbrella.

The small broken building really lived up to its reputation. The walls were soaked in water due to moisture, and the sewer pipe upstairs that had been in disrepair for a long time had a big hole, which happened to flood his bathroom.

After a busy call, it has been three hours since Xiao Xiao turned on the phone again.

The information on the previous chat interface has long been suppressed by Lu Chen, and replaced by a new message sent by Lu Chen, several consecutive messages, it can be seen how entangled and expectant the person who sent the message is.

Xiao Xiao leaned against the wall, with a cigarette between his fingers at some point, his thin lips slightly pursed, staring at the phone screen with an indistinguishable expression, he let out a breath after a while.

***

Is it so difficult to answer?Whether to accept or refuse, just say it directly, Lu Chen has a good temper and is very open to everything.

The big deal is to delete each other, and the world will disappear in the future.

"Brother Xiao? If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your acquiescence?"

"Wait for another half an hour."

There was no reply after 10 minutes, Lu Chen sent another message: "Wait for you for another half an hour."

After sending three or four identical messages in a row, Lu Chen looked at a row of Chinese characters and felt like a clingy pervert. Forget it, he should stop thinking about dating her. Lu Chen felt a little heartbroken, just as he Putting down the pen and preparing to speak directly to Xiao Xiao, when the two of them deleted each other, a word suddenly came from the other side.

"Ah."

Um! ! !

In an instant, Lu Chen seemed to feel a deep joy exploding from his chest, and blossoming flowers floated down from the sky, he couldn't help but grinned, and said to the system happily: "Dude, did you see that, my friend?" agreed."

System: [...Host, your goal is obviously to fall in love, but now you seem to be just friends with him. 】

Lu Chen snorted, and said unhappily: "I can't force him if he doesn't want to fall in love, can he? It's good enough to make an appointment with him. What kind of bicycle do you want?"

system:? ? ?Is it the bike I want?Didn't you say you wanted to fall in love at the beginning?

***

The circle is not so clean, even if his pao friend is a handsome guy, Lu Chen still sticks to the bottom line and proposes three chapters to protect their respective interests.

Xiao Xiao didn't object, and handed over the agreement to Lu Chen to draw up.

Lu Chen eagerly agreed, and sent the agreement to Xiao Xiao after a while.

"First, both parties must ensure that they will not have close physical contact with other people during pao friendship."

"The second rule, as pao friends, there should be no emotional involvement between the two parties."

"Third, the meeting frequency must be guaranteed to be 2 to 4 times a week."

Since the terms of the third chapter of the agreement were handed over to Lu Chen, of course some of his care was added in it. For example, he didn't mention at all what should be done if the two parties want to break the relationship. The relationship is regarded as a friend, so how can it be considered emotional involvement? For another example, in a certain respect, the terms and conditions are actually similar to those of the object.

After Lu Chen sent it to Xiao Xiao, he was a little apprehensive. He took advantage of the loopholes to ponder the terms he came up with for a long time. If they were rejected, he would not even be able to cry.

Fortunately, Xiao Xiao didn't say anything, and directly agreed to the terms, Lu Chen happily sent a few emoticons in succession, and almost twirled and jumped.

The fire was extinguished in the ashtray, the damp in the house lingered for a long time, the beeping sound of the mobile phone seemed to imply something, Xiao Xiao lay on the sofa, his right arm covered his eyes, no one knew what he was thinking .