Sludge to the Mountain Ghost

Putting Zhang's test paper back, Xu Rui thought that he was also persuaded by the densely packed words, showing a deeply appreciative expression, stretching his arms to let the test paper "float" back to Zhou Ning's desktop.

"Brother Rui, it's more or less an homework, don't you want it?" Zhou Ning said while sorting out the Chinese test papers.

"No need!" Xu Rui waved his hand smartly, "Isn't it just a seven-day homework? I won't write it."

Zhou Ning gave him a thumbs up and gave him the title of "Warrior".

Just as Xu Rui was thinking about what to do next, Lin Pai handed over a stack of thick test papers. He took it and flipped through it. First, he noticed the name column of each test paper. is the font of running script.

He was forced to practice regular script when he was a child, but at that time he felt that running script was more beautiful, so he always secretly imitated running script and wrote some characters that he thought were chic.

"Are you sure you don't need it?" Lin Pai saw that he just flipped through the test papers without writing, and reached for his stack of test papers, "Give it back to me then."

Xu Rui put the test paper in his direction, "You gave it to your door for nothing, there is no reason not to, I just appreciate your signature first."

The first thing he started was the English test paper, because most of them were multiple-choice questions, and he copied it quickly. When half of the papers were copied, he suddenly turned his head and asked Lin Pai, "How is your accuracy rate?"

"It should be okay." Lin Pai gave a cautious answer.

Xu Rui nodded, silently selected a few multiple-choice questions from the previous copy, and changed the answers.

"Did I choose the wrong questions?" Lin Pai pointed to the letters that Xu Rui had changed.

"No, do you think I look like someone who has time to read the questions? It's not my style to be too many right."

After such a turmoil, the representatives of each subject finally collected all the homework before the lunch break and handed it over to the teacher's office.

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The first class the next day is English. Xu Lin, the English teacher of Class [-], is a young teacher who has no educational dreams but is enthusiastic about education. She often wears a pair of red thick-rimmed glasses, and basically wears simple short sleeves, jeans, and sneakers. , very young and energetic, the standard equipment for lectures is a little bee, because she is in charge of four classes: class one, class two, class five, and class six, so the voice of her lectures often wafts in the corridor on the fourth floor.

It is said that she has no educational dreams because she does not have high hopes for students like Li Chanjuan and other head teachers, and her enthusiasm for education comes from her love of English subjects, such as now——

"Look at the collected test papers yourself!" Xu Lin threw two stacks of test papers on the podium, and handed the other two stacks to the two people sitting next to the podium, signaling them to distribute them in groups.

"I just changed these two sheets. I won't say how many sheets are missing. I have the list here. Can anyone of you explain why there are only two sets of answers in the test papers collected by the whole class, and the mistakes are exactly the same?"

Originally there was only the rustling sound of passing the test papers in the class, but when Xu Lin finished her last sentence, there was a faint snickering sound in the classroom. Keeping your head down, you don't look into the eyes of the teacher on the podium, only a few thoughtless ones dare to raise their heads to talk.

Xu Lin rolled her eyes at the inattentive one, and continued, "Is English difficult? Isn't it just multiple choice, cloze, and reading comprehension? You don't need calculations, and you don't need long speeches.

During the seven-day holiday, I sent out these four test papers, English!That's the easiest of all subjects!If you read more, memorize more, and listen more, don’t you learn it? "

Xu Rui flipped through the test paper he had just received. Xu Lin didn't mark the correct questions, but only scribbled on the wrong ones. He patted Lin Pai aside and said, "Give me your test paper."

Lin Pai handed the test paper he just got to Xu Rui, "What did you say?"

Unable to hear Xu Rui's words clearly, he lowered his voice and asked, bringing his ear closer to Xu Rui.

"I said you are really amazing, so I pressed you... hiss..."

The chalk head was thrown from the podium to the top of Xu Rui's head, and then jumped to the ground. It jumped twice and stopped at Lin Pai's feet. Lin Pai was hesitating whether to pick it up, but Xu Rui stretched his leg and kicked the chalk away. head.

"Xu Rui!" Xu Lin yelled and threw another chalk tip. This time, she missed the throw and hit the desk. The chalk tip bounced off the table and was caught by Xu Rui. He dropped his hand to his side , silently throwing it to the place where the first chalk head rested.

Standing on the podium, Xu Lin took a panoramic view of these small movements, and said angrily, "I'm talking about you! The answers you wrote are all correct, and the ones you changed are all correct ones. What's wrong? Do you think I can't see it?"

The test papers had been handed out, and there was no sound in the classroom. Xu Rui lowered his head and did not speak. Xu Lin couldn't get any feedback, so she continued to explode, "You stand outside the classroom for me. I will switch with the chemistry teacher in the next class. It will be me." You stand outside and listen to my class."

Xu Rui stood up neatly. He had just walked two steps, then quickly turned back to return Lin Pai's test paper, and then walked out in stride.

Classmates are not surprised by this kind of scene, and some even cast envious eyes.

Xu Lin pointedly called out to Xu Rui who was halfway there, "Wait, what did you give him?"

"It's nothing, I'll give him back his test paper." Xu Rui said innocently.

Xu Lin walked to Lin Pai's desk, picked up his test paper and quickly looked at it. Lin Pai felt that she seemed to be planning some killer move these few seconds.

Sure enough, Xu Lin slapped the test paper on the table, and said firmly, "He copied yours, right? Whose did you copy? Just brought it here intact!"

"I wrote this myself." Lin Pai's tone was calm, as if he was discussing a profound academic issue, making the opponent's face blush, but he still insisted on his point of view unmoved.

Xu Lin was blocked for a while, she adjusted her strategy urgently, and her tone sank, "You go out too, I treat all students equally, even if you wrote it yourself, you can't copy it for other students."

Lin Pai didn't talk back, he took out a book from the drawer, put the two test papers that had just been handed out into the book, took another pen, and followed Xu Rui out of the classroom.

Not long after they went out, the voice of Xu Lin giving a lecture with a bee came from the classroom.

Xu Rui stretched his neck, looked furtively into the classroom, then dragged Lin Pai a few steps to the side, turned a corner to the stairs, so that they were completely out of Xu Lin's sight.

He propped one leg against the white wall, tilted his head and looked at Lin Pai with a grin, "How about it, Lin, is this experience very novel?"

"You can still laugh?" Lin Pai knocked on his leg with the book, Xu Rui raised his hand to block it, and hit the back of his hand.

"You just need to get used to it..." Xu Rui looked down at the back of his hand, patted it casually twice, then raised his hand around the back of Lin Pai's neck and put it on his shoulder, treating him like a human crutch, " Did you know? It’s been more than a month since the semester started, and it’s the first time I’ve come out for punishment, and it’s all thanks to you!”

"What's none of my business?" Lin Pai looked away from him, feeling that he was too close, so he leaned back slightly.

"Of course... your glorious deeds are widely praised, and those teachers have no time to talk to me."

Lin Pai glanced at him sullenly, and slid down the wall on the spot, leaving Xu Rui's hands on his shoulders empty. He rested the book on his knees and began to write and draw on the pages.

Xu Rui stared at the top of his head for a long time. From this angle, he could clearly see that he had two hairpins, one more conspicuous and one more concealed. He looked at it, grabbed two of them with his hands, and said with a sigh, "Your head is so round..."

Lin Pai tilted his head, raised his hand to separate Xu Rui's, and said, "Don't touch my hair."

"But I'm bored."

"Then play with your hair."

"My hair is too short, it doesn't feel as good as yours." Xu Rui put his hand on top of his head again as he spoke, his five fingers spread out, as if to measure the circumference of Lin Pai's head.

"Anyway, don't touch my hair." Lin Pai separated his hands again, and moved two steps to the side in a squatting position.

Not long after Xu Rui stopped, he walked up to Lin Pai again, blocking the light well, and his shadow hid Lin Pai with his book inside. He kicked Lin Pai's shoe toe and said, "Okay Hungry, do you want to go to the supermarket?"

"No." Lin Pai didn't raise his head.

"Then you go with me."

"No."

Lin Pai refused to enter, and Xu Rui blocked the light, so he turned to the side at an angle, Xu Rui followed suit, and he turned at an angle in the opposite direction.

Finally, when Lin Pai No. 11 dodged, he did not follow.

Lin Pai saw that his legs didn't move from the corner of his eye, and was surprised when Xu Rui suddenly bent down, leaned over and held his face, and turned to face to face with him, "Ask you again, go, no, Go to the supermarket?"

"I don't... um..." Lin Pai just said two words, Xu Rui increased the strength of his hand, squeezed his mouth into an "O", unable to say the following words.

Lin Pai raised his hand to hold Xu Rui's wrist, but he couldn't make any effort in this position. He had been squatting for a while, and now he moved a little, and his leg numbness immediately came to the door. During the dispute, he couldn't stand still and sat down. On the ground, the book on the lap also fell to the ground with a "snap".

Xu Rui staggered two steps forward under the weight of his fall. Lin Pai couldn't sit still, and followed this movement to lean back, almost half lying on the ground.

"Brother Rui? I'll accompany you