The teacher is still breathing today

Jiang Mijiang Mi Shui Shui: "When will you become an adult, ahhh."

Lemon Pigeon cooed: "My birthday is next Friday, 9.15."

Jiang Mijiang Mi Shui Shui: "Okay, Bai Mubai is looking for me, wait for me."

Lemon Pigeon cooed: "Who?"

Jiang Mijiang Mishuishui: "Bai Bai, your head teacher, my classmate, we graduated together, and I took a postgraduate study by the way."

Lemon Pigeon cooed: "Okay."

Then I looked at Mr. Jiang in the house from the window. Mr. Jiang opened the door and took a takeaway. Then Mr. Bai Bai and Mr. Mu You, the chemistry teacher, came in. Mr. Bai and Mr. Mu tried to hug Mr. Jiang, and Mr. Jiang gave it to him alone. A slap.

so fierce...

Then they were eating takeaway, and they didn't know what they were plotting. Teacher Jiang saw me.

Showed me a big heart.

I also sent him one back.

It's a silly move, but a lot of fun.

Teacher Bai Bai didn't know where to go, and then went out.

I continued to watch them eat takeaway. I was a little hungry, so I took a red velvet cake from the refrigerator and watched them.

Jiang Mi is still eating, I think he also drank the contents of the can, I don't know what it is.

The teacher is still having convulsions today.

Then there was a knock on my door.

I opened the door.

24. "Hello, student Shen Yi'an!"

It's Teacher Bai Bai, I think we're done.

Teacher Bai Bai asked me to take the house key and go with him. I thought he was going to scold me.

But I honestly put the unfinished red velvet cake back into the refrigerator and went out with the teacher.

After going out, the teacher carried me into 1501 of a unit building, opened the door and walked in, the entrance was very familiar.

I was carried to Teacher Jiang's house by Teacher Bai Bai.

A sip of wine.

The teacher put me down.

I quietly turned around and looked at the Jiang Mi Tibetan wine bottle.

I tilted my head and smiled at him.

He seemed to realize that he couldn't hide anymore, so he got up and came over to hug me.

"I didn't drink, Mugou drank, not me..."

"roll."

I scolded him because he was such an idiot.

"Yi'an... I didn't drink it, I really didn't drink it, I don't care if I didn't drink it!"

"Stupid."

Then he hugged me and turned around to be an idiot.

"Mugou Baigou, this is my little boyfriend hehe, my family!"

Teacher Bai Bai is also so stupid, "I'm so fucking awesome!"

Teacher Mu Ni was stunned for a moment, "Fuck, if you can beat your family, I will call my partner, and this CP must be knocked together."

I nodded helplessly, admitting that I was Jiang Mi's partner.

"No, Jiang Gou, don't you usually meet each other, not to mention how long it's been, how did you get along with them?"

"We've been dating online for a while, only three days, and I'm chasing Yi'an! Yi'an also likes me, right?"

This guy is silly, but I still like it.

"Ah."

But I don't feel like talking.

His cell phone rang, and he turned on the speakerphone to answer the call, "Hey Mom, what's the matter?"

"Did you fucking drink again, you idiot?"

"It's okay...Mom, I'll tell you, I've got a partner! Say something to me, Ann."

"Hello Auntie."

I am very polite and my aunt is also very nice.

"Your name is Yi'an, right? Hurry up and break up with Jiang Mi, he's not worth your youth."

"Auntie, you are right."

I agree.

"But I still like Jiang Mi."

I like him.

"Mom, how old are you, child? Is your intelligence okay? Are you not blind? How did you fall in love with my son?"

"I am a freshman in high school, I have no problem with intelligence, my eyes are [-] short-sighted and my right eye is [-] astigmatism. I am good-looking and care about me."

"Son, you are a freshman in high school. Don't worry. If he tries to mess with you, tell your auntie. Auntie will show up and give him two slaps on the wall, but you won't be able to get him off."

"Auntie, he is very good to me."

"Yi'an, does your family know your sexual orientation?"

"My parents are an only child, and I am also an only child. My parents are dead, so I have no family."

"I'm sorry, then you can call me mom from now on! Instead of that dead boy Jiang Mi."

"No, see Auntie later."

"Then aunt hang up first, you look at this dead boy."

"Goodbye, Auntie."

When I hung up the phone, I remembered that Teacher Mu Ni and Bai Bai were still there, fuck, what a fucking shame.

I was facing Jiang Mi and buried him on the chest, "Suddenly I feel so ashamed."

The atmosphere was a little heavy until the door rang.

Jiang Mi hugged me and pushed open the door.

Art teacher Jiang Qi and mathematics teacher Fu Si, the teacher had a meeting...

Teacher Mu Ni is hugging Teacher Jiang Qi as a kiss, and they are les.

Teacher Fu Si seemed to be asking about the smell of wine, he punched Teacher Bai Bai, they were gay.

"Teacher Jiang, Teacher Fu..."

They were obviously frightened, saying that Jiang Mi kidnapped and trafficked minors.

I was very calm, "Jiang Mi and I are the couple her mother agrees to."

Actually panic, after all, there are many teachers.

"Don't panic, Lemon, these dogs are my classmates in high school and college! It's just that I'm bored to go to graduate school, and these dogs are very good! It's just that they may be a bit fierce in class."

"Fuck, fuck your mother, if you are not a fucking fool, can we be fierce?"

"I agree."

"You don't love the weak, pitiful and helpless me anymore."

By chance, I jumped up and kissed him on the face, "Okay, I don't love you anymore, I want to go home and finish the cake."

But in the end I was pulled back to eat skewers, and I ordered several more skewers...

The six of us played Switch and Mario Kart 8 together. I went home because I hated the smell of alcohol, and they came together.

The decorations in my house are basically gadgets given to me by Jiang Mi.

We made a bet that the last player in each round had to promise No.1 one thing.

It almost turned into driving around my house.

Fuck, I was careless, I went upstairs and got two packs of snacks, "Snacks? I have messy snacks, and there are Daifuku and cakes in the refrigerator. If you want to eat, take it yourself."

In the end, I took three packs of potato chips and two barrels of Coke, and I took two Daifuku and two Black Forest in the refrigerator.

It was almost two o'clock, and I fell asleep in Jiang Mi's arms in a daze.

25. When I woke up the next day, I was found in bed. The house was clean. Jiang Mi and the others fell asleep on the sofa, with only the unfinished Coke standing there.

I got up and changed into home clothes to make breakfast for six people.

Woke up the other teachers with a poke, and woke up Jiang Mi, "It's almost eleven o'clock, I made breakfast."

After waking up in a daze, they drank a glass of water in a daze and ate the breakfast I made.

Jiang Mi hugged me and kissed me, and I gave Jiang Mi a set of spare toothbrushes.

After Jiang Mi brushed his teeth, he kissed me and took a bite of the rice.

"Aren't you busy today? You said it the night before yesterday."

"I lied to you, I want to see you soon..."

This is the first time I heard teacher Jiang Qi swearing, "Fuck Jiang Mi, are you a fucking human? Stop showing off in front of me, fuck."

I heard last night that Teacher Jiang Qi and Teacher Mu Ni are Taiwanese and married.

"Fuck, the betrothed women shut up, and the betrothed couple who are silent beside them also shut up."

"What did we do?"

"Your engagement hurt my eyes."

"You eat, I'm going to draw a private draft, it's been a sleepless night recently..."

I took my breakfast upstairs and ate it while drafting. After eating, I put it in the dishwasher, and went back upstairs, plugged in my headphones, listened to music and continued to complete my private draft.

The two portraits I drew, after finishing the line draft, reached for a can of beer on the snack shelf.

But the beer was taken away. I turned around and saw Mr. Jiang Qi was looking at my draft. It was Jiang Mi who took the beer.

"Kids can't drink beer."

"Oh. Teacher Jiang, what are you looking at?"

Teacher Jiang looked at the avatar on the screen, "Are you Teacher Lemon from Roasted Lemon Studio? Your painting style is very similar to Lemon."

I opened Weibo without saying a word.

Grilled Lemon_Lemon Pigeon Gu Gu Gu Gu V;

Well-known cartoonist in the animation field/member of Grilled Lemon Studio;

Follow: 10;

Fans: 5804327;

Likes: 3.9 million+

……

"I'm Lemon from Grilled Lemon Studios."

Teacher Jiang Qi was very surprised, "The lemon is big! My manuscript! You have been delaying it for two months!!"

Got it, I dragged my teacher's private order because of my cuckoo.

"Understood, I'll draw tomorrow. I'll finish drawing these two portraits first. Teacher, do you and Teacher Mu want it? It will be used as compensation for missing the manuscript."

"It's fine, it's fine."

Teacher Jiang was very excited, so I was rushing to finish drawing these two heads.

26. It's past twelve o'clock, the teacher has finished preparing the class yesterday, and ordered takeaway at my house at noon.

The speed is very fast, and I have finished coloring two head portraits.

I went downstairs to see what takeout they were ordering.

Snail noodles...Japanese rice bowl...barbecue...

Damn, I don't understand rich people, I still live a comfortable life frugally.

I'd better go back and paint.

After five o'clock in the afternoon, I finished drawing three sets of portraits.

The person who was blown into the sky by the tornado, another person wrote that the second child was sucking away the wind, "the second child spiraled up to the sky".

A big lemon, the villain eats the lemon and says "really sour", "lemon is really sour".

Gingerbread "Jiang Qi" riding on ginger, and a bowl of rice "Mu Mi" carved in wood.

The avatars of Teacher Bai Bai and Teacher Fu Si are their real-life Q versions.

Added a small watermark "Lemon pigeon coo coo coo"...

The teachers love it.

The six of us put on avatars.

Jiang Mi pulled us into a group "B University Affiliated High School F6"

Eat rice today and change the group name "Did Jiang Mi take medicine today"...

Jiang Mijiang Mishui Shuishui changed the group name to "B University Affiliated High School F6"

Bai's division changed the group name to "Jiang Mi didn't eat today