There must be something wrong with my krypton game

Cherry blossoms in April, on the roof somewhere in the Gojo mansion, a pair of dirty little hands were picked up.

Then, with a messy head on top, the child straddled the roof with one leg, and finally hung himself halfway from the eaves, his body went limp, panting for breath.

Kandagawa Yuu panted for a while, climbed up to tidy up the messy bathrobe, and lay back in large characters, still muttering.

"What will be passed on later? By the way...how about 'Gojo Satoru: The Secret to Becoming the Strongest Genius'? Then when he holds a regular meeting next time, he will definitely be tempted to death by people from other families hahaha!"

A game anchor who has never read a hundred and eighty light novels is not a qualified marketing account.

The rumor-mongering method of the new era, placed in the 90s, is a dimensionality reduction strike.

As a senior troll who runs the vast social software comment area, in this era when even personal computers are not yet popular, Kanda Chuanyu fooled a group of old feudal magicians, it is really a butcher's knife to kill chickens.

System: [...So why didn't you find out, you still ordered this kind of yin rubbing talent point? 】

Kandagawa Yu said expressionlessly, "That's because I've never been pushed to such a point in other games, okay?"

I'm ashamed to say - he has always been crushing when playing games, when did he experience this feeling that he can't do anything but others can only use dirty tricks behind his back? ?

System: [... As for it? 】

Kandagawa Yu sat up angrily, "Why not! That guy just wants to bully people clearly!"

The relationship between the person in power and the next successor has always been complicated. Due to his reputation, it is impossible for the current head of the family to make too obvious oppositional actions, but who knows what small tricks he will do behind the scenes, it is better to act first and make this channel Block it in advance to save time from being passive.

Kandagawa Yu is very self-aware of his own weakness, so his sense of crisis is particularly strong.

System: [No... I didn't mean this. 】

System: [I mean, is it necessary for you to do this in order to avoid taking medicine? 】

While the system was talking, the child had already set the last wedge on the roof, made a curse mark, and muttered, "Born from darkness, blacker than black, filthy and filthy, all filthy!"

Tents are the basics that every child in a magician family must learn, but ordinary tents are as conspicuous as stains on white paper to Gojo Wu's eyes. It became a black hole, but it became more conspicuous.

So, ever since he bought a tent that shields the reflection of magic power from the store last time, he has been thinking about how to escape Gojo Satoru's eyes.

Finally, Kanda Chuanyu spent a long time in the training room, and spent several months in the game, tested a new type of tent, and named it——

"Chameleon" account!

This kind of tent will automatically extract the traces of the magic power of the nearby scenery, and then camouflage it in blocks to achieve the effect of "invisibility" of the magic power.

Kind of like a stealth fighter for the new century.

The child breathed a sigh of relief, wiped off the sweat from his head, looked at the gradually formed tent, and said proudly, "If you realize this, you won't be able to find me haha——"

System: [Ah, Gojo Satoru. 】

Kanda Chuanyu instantly squatted down with tears in his eyes: "Hey, brother, I was wrong, I don't dare to do it again..."

System: [... Poof. 】

Kanda Chuanyu: "..."

Kanda Chuanyu reacted, and became angry from embarrassment: "...you lied to me!"

"Laugh again, laugh again and I'll tear you apart!"

System: [Isn't it just drinking medicine, eyes closed and opened, isn't it over after drinking? 】

Kandagawa Yu looked complicated, "Theoretically, this is the case..."

But, that's really hard to drink! !

Which genius invented this medicine? It can enter the list of poisons just because of its taste!

Kanda Chuanyu: "I think the person who made this medicine and the tree that produced the devil fruit must have a common language."

Kandagawa Yu: "Why doesn't your game have a taste blocking system?"

System: [Ah, Gojo Satoru...]

Kandagawa Yu gave a blank look, "Have you heard the story of the wolf coming? All, the same move is not good for the second time—"

Halfway through his speech, he stopped abruptly.

Because, a familiar voice came faintly from behind him.

The white-haired and blue-eyed child was wearing a dragonfly-patterned bathrobe, with his hands in his sleeves, and approached his ear expressionlessly, slamming every word.

Eerie way.

"Yu, what are you doing here?"

Kanda Chuanyu: "..."

Kanda Chuanyu: "Why can he walk without making a sound!!"

System: [With no lower limit, you can too. 】

As a result, it took a long time to work hard, and was finally arrested.

The courtyard of Wujo House is specially designed, and there are different scenery throughout the year. At this time, the cherry blossoms are in full bloom, and the wind blows pink petals into the window, falling on the water surface of the curved fish tank, causing ripples .

The gold and red fish bubble eyes wagging their tails, swimming leisurely around the tank.

And under this tank, Kandagawa Yu carefully supported the base, tiptoed against the wall, and looked tremblingly for help.

He blinked pitifully, "Wu, my legs are sore..."

Gojo Satoru stood in front of him with his sleeves in his hands, without any disturbance, "What did you call me?"

Kanda Chuanyu: "...Brother."

Gojo Satoru continued to cast his death gaze.

The two looked at each other for a few seconds, the child dawdled for a long time, and whispered dejectedly.

"...Brother, I'm sorry."

"I was wrong."

System: [Are you kneeling a little too fast? 】

Kanda Chuanyu: "This is not called kneeling, it is respect."

Finally able to lower the fish tank from the top of the head.

Gojo Satoru was not really prepared to let him hold it for a long time, the maid quickly brought the boiled medicine, Kandagawa Yu sat listlessly at the table, stretched out his hand several times, and then closed his eyes and made up his mind to pour it into his throat. irrigation.

...but it's really hard to drink.

Resisting the urge to vomit, the child limply lay on the table. Young Master Wu Tiao passed by him several times, and finally stopped, reaching out and rubbing his head.

His hair was longer than Gojo Gojo's, softer to the touch, and furry like some kind of small animal's hair.

Kandagawa Yu buried his head in his arms, leaving only the back of Gojo Satoru.

……Humph.

Angry.

Don't think that you are the only one who threatens people.

Something cool touched his cheek.

The child lazily rolled his eyes, and what came into view was his favorite vanilla scent.

Kanda Chuanyou:! ! !

The child forgot the old grudge for a second, and was afraid that he would go back on his word, so he quickly turned around and took the ice cream away, and hugged Wujo Wu and kissed him on the cheek.

He cheered, "Wu, I love you!"

Young Master Wutiao turned his face away with a look of disgust, but he didn't push him away.

Yu Kandagawa excitedly opened the lid of the ice cream—and found that the portion inside was only one-third of the original.

Kanda Chuanyu: "..."

Well, forget it, it would be nice to have it.

Usually not allowed to eat at all.

The child quickly completed the process of self-persuasion, took a mouthful of ice cream contentedly, and returned to his usual appearance as a little follower, swinging his legs and looking at the well-dressed young master Wutiao.

"Are Wu going to the training ground again?"

Seeing that he was almost blooming in the background, Gojo Satoru looked away, and rubbed his head unceremoniously again, "Yeah."

Kanda Chuanyu's eyes lit up, and he just said two words, "Enlightenment, I also want to—"

He was interrupted by Gojo Satoru as expected, "No."

Kandagawa Yu lowered his head and muttered, "Why?"

Gojo Satoru was ruthless: "Can you persist for more than 10 minutes without a lower limit?"

Kanda Chuanyu: "..."

"Okay." Kanda Chuanyu felt aggrieved, "Then, Wu, come back early."

Gojo Satoru went out, leaving Kandagawa Yu lying on the table by himself, the ice cream that was finally available was not delicious, and only sighed again and again.

"Hey, system, when did you start the favorability task for me??"

Seeing that I have been in this world for six years, and the training room has been open for five years, but even if the software is good, the hardware cannot keep up, it is still useless!

It's not that Wujo Yu has no talent for spells. In fact, his spell power may be second only to Wujo Satoru.

And under the oppression of the system in these years, Kandagawa Yu may not be as good as Gojo Satoru in controlling spell power and spells, but it is definitely above the average line of his peers.

The only problem is - this body, really, really, really sucks.

If the human body is compared to a container, and the mantra is compared to the gas input into the container, Gojo Yu is a high-pressure and brittle gas tank, which he can put in—but once he puts in too much, his internal organs will explode.

As a result, no matter how much mana he has stored up, he can only release it slowly and little by little.

And it can't be left for too long, otherwise the pipeline can't bear it.Simply put, it's like nothing.

System: [Why are you in such a hurry? 】

Kanda Chuanyou choked, and said seriously: "...I'm still in a hurry. Did your previous players just wait until they were buried?"

System: [I don't know if it's buried or not, but someone is here. 】

Kanda Chuanyou straightened his body. The Patriarch has been doing a lot of trouble these years. To be on the safe side, they also set up a tent to detect the entrance and exit near the side hall.

Behind the cherry tree, the three teenagers climbed up the fence one after another, muttering as they climbed over the wall.

"Is it here? When was there a wall?"

"It should be, anyway, it's the place where the least people come to the whole Gotiao family."

"Hey, give me a hand—"

Kandagawa Yu leaned against the tree to block his figure, raised his head and touched his chin, "Why do I think these voices are so familiar?"

"Oh, that's right—" he suddenly realized, "Aren't these the kids who gathered in the tea room to gossip about others!"

System: [... Thanks to you, you can still remember it. 】

Kanda Chuanyu: "Otherwise, how do you think I skipped a grade and finished college?"

Two teenagers jumped down one after another, and the third one was riding halfway on the wall when he felt a gust of wind——the air seemed to be filled with shiny dust, and the boy riding on the wall couldn't help but slapped sneeze.

In the next second, there was a bang, the boy looked down, and there was a puff of smoke below.

The smoke dissipated, but the people disappeared, leaving only two...frogs.

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"Yayo! Kiyomi!"

While shouting, he jumped down in a panic, and ended up throwing himself into the mud. When he opened his eyes, there was a hem of an expensive bathrobe in front of him.

The white-haired, blue-eyed child looked down at him and tilted his head.

The boy spat out a mouthful of mud and said angrily, "I knew it was you! How could you do this!"

"... Oh." Kanda Chuanyu apologized without sincerity, "I'm sorry."

He took out the pointed elf ears from the room, knelt down and put them on the boy lying on the ground.

Boy: "What is this!?"

Kanda Chuanyu explained patiently: "It is a magic tool that allows people to understand the language of animals."

"Then you can understand your friend—"

He said sincerely, "How about it, aren't you very happy!"

juvenile:"……"