There must be something wrong with my krypton game
Chapter 5 The Useless Me and My Strongest Childhood Friend
Yu Kandagawa has played games for so many years, but he has never seen such a stupid system.
So much so that he was at a loss for words for a while, and he didn't say a word.
System: [However, before the krypton gold system is activated, this game has prepared an additional reward system for players. 】
Kandagawa Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and finally felt that his heart attack was a little bit better.
It doesn't seem too ridiculous.
"What kind of reward system?" he asked.
The system didn't make a sound, and after a while, a very cyberpunk transparent cube was thrown out - with his head raised and his tone very proud.
System: 【A room dedicated to training, the time flow rate is 365:1 to the outside, providing 24-hour air conditioning, lighting and hot water, [-] kinds of real simulations of terrains and monsters, and infinite resurrection. 】
Kanda Chuanyu: "..."
System: [By the way, the time flow rate of this game is also 365:1 compared with reality. The krypton gold store is synchronously connected to the global network database. As long as you work hard enough, you can learn a doctorate in the game by yourself! 】
Kanda Chuanyu: "..."
Kandagawa Yu was deeply impressed by the dog in this game.
Krypton gold is actually to buy learning materials.
Damn, are you making a game or a self-study room?
Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, the system still humbly asked.
[Above, do players have any other comments on this game? 】
Kandagawa Yu lowered his head slowly: "...Yes."
System: [Please speak. 】
Kanda Chuanyu shouted angrily: "Get lost!"
Learning is impossible to learn, impossible to learn in this life!Even if it's a game, don't try to trick me into studying!
He finally skipped a grade to graduate from university, and won the freedom to play for himself.
Who wants to work hard in the game!
In a blink of an eye, it was the first birthday of the two of them. Of course, since they announced that they were twins, the birthdays were naturally celebrated according to the five enlightenments.
But what bothered Kandagawa Yu was not the date of his birthday, but his brother's growth progress.
Gojo Satoru is worthy of being a magic genius, he learned to use magic power before he could eat, and learned to use magic to levitate before he could walk.
It can be inferred from this that his intelligence level should be far superior to that of his peers, but now that he is about to be one year old, he has not yet spoken a word.
This is obviously not normal.
【not at all. 】The system quickly queried the information, 【According to the records, it is normal for human cubs to speak between one and one and a half years old. 】
"That's different." Kandagawa Yu was worried.
"Have you ever seen a one-year-old child who can write ten pages of crossword puzzles, point out the murderer after seeing half of the animation, and recognize more than twenty kinds of runes written by default—but just can't speak?"
system:【……】
That's true, kind of outrageous.
It's outrageous in every way.
Rather, none of these are things that a normal one-year-old child can do, right? ?
"Is there?" Kandagawa Yu looked blank, "I was in the same situation as him when I was one year old."
system:【……】
Is there something wrong with my human database?
Kandagawa Yu sighed, automatically ignored the controversy here, and bit his fingers anxiously.
"Tongtong, tell me, isn't he a little autistic?"
Gojo's house is not a good place to raise children. The ugliness and stupidity of human beings will be exposed between life and death, not to mention Gojo Satoru has six eyes, and some things should be seen more clearly than him.
The maids didn't dare to get close because they were afraid, and the old men who were greedy for life and fear of death didn't really care about how a child would grow up healthy, except for occasionally turning around a couple of times with a hypocritical face, just sending them "generously" Ancient books and treasures.
Therefore, even though Gojo Satoru was tormenting him enough, Kandagawa Yu still devoted himself to being his little tail every day.
After being able to make a sound, I got more strength and dragged him to chatter non-stop, just because I was afraid that the child would hold back something bad or bad.
system:【……】
System: [I think you are thinking too much. 】
Kandagawa Yu insisted, "What if! Without me now, he is the only hope in the magic world!"
It's as if he was originally in the hope of the magic world.
Kandagawa Yu completed the process of self-persuasion in a flash, and made up his mind that in order to help his younger brother get rid of the trouble of autism, he must let him speak out.
Then turned around and went to do things.
Including but not limited to colorful drawing books, tapes with mysterious audio recordings, hydrogen balloons with hiragana written on them, and autographed small cards.
system:【……? 】
The system thinks he is a bit strange.
Kanda Kawayu's thought transition was too smooth, not as if he suspected Gojo Satoru was "self-closing", but more like a pre-determined reason for some other reason.
But generally speaking, they can't spy on the player's privacy without permission, so if Kandagawa Yu doesn't want him to see it, then the system can't help it.
Until—he finally saw the finished product of those things prepared by Yu Kandagawa.
Several balloons of different colors are crowded together, and the order cannot be seen, but if you only read the hiragana of the same color, you will find that it is written on it.
お, に, い, さ, ん.
おにいさん (brother).
Open the small card, it says あに (brother) crookedly on it, open the painted drawing book, the first four pages are connected together is にいさん (brother), press the recorded cat head toy, and the pronunciation is standard from the inside, and the articulation is clear , One after another voice.
"Brother, brother! Brother, brother! Brother, brother!"
system:【……】
If you want someone to call you brother, just say no!
"I didn't!" Kanda Chuanyu swore, "I'm not that kind of feudal patriarch. Does the first sentence matter? It doesn't matter!"
System: [Hey Gojo Satoru seems to want to call the nanny's name——]
Kanda Chuanyu jumped up immediately: "What!? Where is it!? No way!!"
"Brother doesn't allow it!"
system:【……】
Is it important to agree?
At a fixed time in the middle of every month, a family doctor will come to the Gojo mansion to check the physical condition of the two children.
Kandagawa Yu has a lot of physical problems, and he hasn't stopped the messy medicine in the past year. Usually Gojo Satoru checks first, and then slowly deals with his problems.
But this time, he insisted on doing an inspection first, and then while Gojo Satoru was being carried out, he set up a tent in the room and started tinkering.
When Gojo Satoru came back from the inspection, Kandagawa Yu was already waiting beside the prepared tent, looking at him expectantly.
Wutiaowu: "..."
There is always a bad feeling.
The first time I called my brother (strike out) to break the autism plan failed as expected.
"Why?" Kandagawa Yuu was puzzled, "Could it be that twenty recording toys are shouting together, and the force is not enough?"
System: [... I think you have already summed up the reason for the failure. 】
Although he failed for the first time, Kandagawa Yu was not discouraged.
He must let Gojo Satoru call out his brother... Oh no, speak out!
system:【……】
The wish was very good, but the person involved didn't cooperate, until the birthday party, Gojo Satoru was still as silent as gold, never saying a word.
I really don't know who invented such an inhumane thing as the big family's birthday party.
If Kandagawa Yu is given a time machine, he must go back and beat up the wicked ancestors who invented this tradition.
Before dawn, the two children got out of bed, tried on clothes, changed clothes, and put on makeup with their eyes closed.
Worshiping heaven and earth to pay respects to parents, seeing the Gojo patriarch smiling kindly on the stage, Kandagawa Yuu almost vomited, the whole ceremony was stinky and long, and saying it was the old lady's foot wrap was a compliment.
At the end of the day, the adults were happy and talking and laughing happily. The two children only drank two bottles of milk and were dizzy in the cold wind.
After finally having enough appearances, the two of them finally got a little time to rest when the dinner party was over and everyone's eyes turned away from them.
Kandagawa Yuu's body was already in poor physical condition. After tossing around all day and not having enough food, he was already too tired to keep his eyelids open.
But I was too hungry, and I couldn't sleep. I guess I would pass out if I wanted to sleep.
Moreover, he can't sleep now, and he is not the only one who is hungry.
Kandagawa Yu lay on the railing of the crib, looked around, thinking.
He had to find a way to get something to eat.
The crib is placed on the tatami mat, the position is not very high, and there is a tray of pastries next to it. The only problem is-he is not very good at walking.
But this is not a big problem. If you can't walk, you can climb, if you fall, you can stand up. Anyway, if you have pain relief, it's not a problem.
Kandagawa Yu held Gojo Satoru's hand very like a big brother, pointed to the pastries on the tray next to him and asked domineeringly.
"Wu, where do you want to eat?"
A toddler's neurodevelopment is not yet complete, so even if he can actually speak longer sentences, he can only express himself in broken words.
After finishing speaking, Kandagawa Yu looked at Gojo Satoru expectantly—but the other party still didn't speak, just pointed with his fingers.
"...Oh." He responded with some disappointment, but after so many days, he got used to it, shook his head again, and quickly regained his energy.
"I, Bang Wu, take it!"
The short distance can be said to be very difficult, but Kanda Chuanyu has gotten used to it. This body is very difficult to control. From the time he was able to stand up, his body was covered with bruises here and there.
After finally getting the snacks, I saw a person standing opposite Gojo Satoru from a distance.
Who is it?
Kandagawa Yu thought dissatisfied.
These adults are really annoying. They have been messing with them all day, and they still come to harass them at night.
He shook his drowsy head, stuffed the paper-wrapped pastry into his small pocket, and planned to rush over to rescue his younger brother—then, he heard it.
A grandma's intermittent voice drifted over.
"elder brother!"
Kanda Chuanyu: "..."
Kanda Chuanyou: Sunny, sky, thunder, thunder!
Kandagawa Yu was shocked, Kandagawa Yu was depressed, and Kandagawa Yu was autistic.
The tired brain was not awake at all, but now it is completely dizzy.
All the past came to mind like a revolving lantern.
Kanda Chuanyu sat down on the ground aggrieved, and almost burst into tears: "He, he, he, he, it's fine if he doesn't call me, how can he call someone else brother!!"
System: [No——]
Kanda Chuanyu: "Shut up!"
System: [No——]
Kanda Chuanyu: "Don't talk!"
System: [You——]
Kanda Chuanyu said angrily, "Don't justify him!"
After speaking, the system was blocked.
system:【……】
The lacrimal glands of this body are well developed, and sad emotions surged up, and tears were shed immediately.
—I don't love him any more.
Kandagawa thought sadly.
He was immersed in boundless sorrow, the white-haired and blue-eyed child crawled to his side at some point, sat up, and grabbed the small bag containing the pastries.
"and many more."
Kandagawa Yuu, who no longer loves his brother, took his hand, sobbing once and for all, while breaking the snack into small pieces that were easy to eat, and handing it over with his mouth flattened and tears in his eyes.
"Slow, eat more, also, and, hiccup, other things."
system:【……】
So much so that he was at a loss for words for a while, and he didn't say a word.
System: [However, before the krypton gold system is activated, this game has prepared an additional reward system for players. 】
Kandagawa Yu breathed a sigh of relief, and finally felt that his heart attack was a little bit better.
It doesn't seem too ridiculous.
"What kind of reward system?" he asked.
The system didn't make a sound, and after a while, a very cyberpunk transparent cube was thrown out - with his head raised and his tone very proud.
System: 【A room dedicated to training, the time flow rate is 365:1 to the outside, providing 24-hour air conditioning, lighting and hot water, [-] kinds of real simulations of terrains and monsters, and infinite resurrection. 】
Kanda Chuanyu: "..."
System: [By the way, the time flow rate of this game is also 365:1 compared with reality. The krypton gold store is synchronously connected to the global network database. As long as you work hard enough, you can learn a doctorate in the game by yourself! 】
Kanda Chuanyu: "..."
Kandagawa Yu was deeply impressed by the dog in this game.
Krypton gold is actually to buy learning materials.
Damn, are you making a game or a self-study room?
Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, the system still humbly asked.
[Above, do players have any other comments on this game? 】
Kandagawa Yu lowered his head slowly: "...Yes."
System: [Please speak. 】
Kanda Chuanyu shouted angrily: "Get lost!"
Learning is impossible to learn, impossible to learn in this life!Even if it's a game, don't try to trick me into studying!
He finally skipped a grade to graduate from university, and won the freedom to play for himself.
Who wants to work hard in the game!
In a blink of an eye, it was the first birthday of the two of them. Of course, since they announced that they were twins, the birthdays were naturally celebrated according to the five enlightenments.
But what bothered Kandagawa Yu was not the date of his birthday, but his brother's growth progress.
Gojo Satoru is worthy of being a magic genius, he learned to use magic power before he could eat, and learned to use magic to levitate before he could walk.
It can be inferred from this that his intelligence level should be far superior to that of his peers, but now that he is about to be one year old, he has not yet spoken a word.
This is obviously not normal.
【not at all. 】The system quickly queried the information, 【According to the records, it is normal for human cubs to speak between one and one and a half years old. 】
"That's different." Kandagawa Yu was worried.
"Have you ever seen a one-year-old child who can write ten pages of crossword puzzles, point out the murderer after seeing half of the animation, and recognize more than twenty kinds of runes written by default—but just can't speak?"
system:【……】
That's true, kind of outrageous.
It's outrageous in every way.
Rather, none of these are things that a normal one-year-old child can do, right? ?
"Is there?" Kandagawa Yu looked blank, "I was in the same situation as him when I was one year old."
system:【……】
Is there something wrong with my human database?
Kandagawa Yu sighed, automatically ignored the controversy here, and bit his fingers anxiously.
"Tongtong, tell me, isn't he a little autistic?"
Gojo's house is not a good place to raise children. The ugliness and stupidity of human beings will be exposed between life and death, not to mention Gojo Satoru has six eyes, and some things should be seen more clearly than him.
The maids didn't dare to get close because they were afraid, and the old men who were greedy for life and fear of death didn't really care about how a child would grow up healthy, except for occasionally turning around a couple of times with a hypocritical face, just sending them "generously" Ancient books and treasures.
Therefore, even though Gojo Satoru was tormenting him enough, Kandagawa Yu still devoted himself to being his little tail every day.
After being able to make a sound, I got more strength and dragged him to chatter non-stop, just because I was afraid that the child would hold back something bad or bad.
system:【……】
System: [I think you are thinking too much. 】
Kandagawa Yu insisted, "What if! Without me now, he is the only hope in the magic world!"
It's as if he was originally in the hope of the magic world.
Kandagawa Yu completed the process of self-persuasion in a flash, and made up his mind that in order to help his younger brother get rid of the trouble of autism, he must let him speak out.
Then turned around and went to do things.
Including but not limited to colorful drawing books, tapes with mysterious audio recordings, hydrogen balloons with hiragana written on them, and autographed small cards.
system:【……? 】
The system thinks he is a bit strange.
Kanda Kawayu's thought transition was too smooth, not as if he suspected Gojo Satoru was "self-closing", but more like a pre-determined reason for some other reason.
But generally speaking, they can't spy on the player's privacy without permission, so if Kandagawa Yu doesn't want him to see it, then the system can't help it.
Until—he finally saw the finished product of those things prepared by Yu Kandagawa.
Several balloons of different colors are crowded together, and the order cannot be seen, but if you only read the hiragana of the same color, you will find that it is written on it.
お, に, い, さ, ん.
おにいさん (brother).
Open the small card, it says あに (brother) crookedly on it, open the painted drawing book, the first four pages are connected together is にいさん (brother), press the recorded cat head toy, and the pronunciation is standard from the inside, and the articulation is clear , One after another voice.
"Brother, brother! Brother, brother! Brother, brother!"
system:【……】
If you want someone to call you brother, just say no!
"I didn't!" Kanda Chuanyu swore, "I'm not that kind of feudal patriarch. Does the first sentence matter? It doesn't matter!"
System: [Hey Gojo Satoru seems to want to call the nanny's name——]
Kanda Chuanyu jumped up immediately: "What!? Where is it!? No way!!"
"Brother doesn't allow it!"
system:【……】
Is it important to agree?
At a fixed time in the middle of every month, a family doctor will come to the Gojo mansion to check the physical condition of the two children.
Kandagawa Yu has a lot of physical problems, and he hasn't stopped the messy medicine in the past year. Usually Gojo Satoru checks first, and then slowly deals with his problems.
But this time, he insisted on doing an inspection first, and then while Gojo Satoru was being carried out, he set up a tent in the room and started tinkering.
When Gojo Satoru came back from the inspection, Kandagawa Yu was already waiting beside the prepared tent, looking at him expectantly.
Wutiaowu: "..."
There is always a bad feeling.
The first time I called my brother (strike out) to break the autism plan failed as expected.
"Why?" Kandagawa Yuu was puzzled, "Could it be that twenty recording toys are shouting together, and the force is not enough?"
System: [... I think you have already summed up the reason for the failure. 】
Although he failed for the first time, Kandagawa Yu was not discouraged.
He must let Gojo Satoru call out his brother... Oh no, speak out!
system:【……】
The wish was very good, but the person involved didn't cooperate, until the birthday party, Gojo Satoru was still as silent as gold, never saying a word.
I really don't know who invented such an inhumane thing as the big family's birthday party.
If Kandagawa Yu is given a time machine, he must go back and beat up the wicked ancestors who invented this tradition.
Before dawn, the two children got out of bed, tried on clothes, changed clothes, and put on makeup with their eyes closed.
Worshiping heaven and earth to pay respects to parents, seeing the Gojo patriarch smiling kindly on the stage, Kandagawa Yuu almost vomited, the whole ceremony was stinky and long, and saying it was the old lady's foot wrap was a compliment.
At the end of the day, the adults were happy and talking and laughing happily. The two children only drank two bottles of milk and were dizzy in the cold wind.
After finally having enough appearances, the two of them finally got a little time to rest when the dinner party was over and everyone's eyes turned away from them.
Kandagawa Yuu's body was already in poor physical condition. After tossing around all day and not having enough food, he was already too tired to keep his eyelids open.
But I was too hungry, and I couldn't sleep. I guess I would pass out if I wanted to sleep.
Moreover, he can't sleep now, and he is not the only one who is hungry.
Kandagawa Yu lay on the railing of the crib, looked around, thinking.
He had to find a way to get something to eat.
The crib is placed on the tatami mat, the position is not very high, and there is a tray of pastries next to it. The only problem is-he is not very good at walking.
But this is not a big problem. If you can't walk, you can climb, if you fall, you can stand up. Anyway, if you have pain relief, it's not a problem.
Kandagawa Yu held Gojo Satoru's hand very like a big brother, pointed to the pastries on the tray next to him and asked domineeringly.
"Wu, where do you want to eat?"
A toddler's neurodevelopment is not yet complete, so even if he can actually speak longer sentences, he can only express himself in broken words.
After finishing speaking, Kandagawa Yu looked at Gojo Satoru expectantly—but the other party still didn't speak, just pointed with his fingers.
"...Oh." He responded with some disappointment, but after so many days, he got used to it, shook his head again, and quickly regained his energy.
"I, Bang Wu, take it!"
The short distance can be said to be very difficult, but Kanda Chuanyu has gotten used to it. This body is very difficult to control. From the time he was able to stand up, his body was covered with bruises here and there.
After finally getting the snacks, I saw a person standing opposite Gojo Satoru from a distance.
Who is it?
Kandagawa Yu thought dissatisfied.
These adults are really annoying. They have been messing with them all day, and they still come to harass them at night.
He shook his drowsy head, stuffed the paper-wrapped pastry into his small pocket, and planned to rush over to rescue his younger brother—then, he heard it.
A grandma's intermittent voice drifted over.
"elder brother!"
Kanda Chuanyu: "..."
Kanda Chuanyou: Sunny, sky, thunder, thunder!
Kandagawa Yu was shocked, Kandagawa Yu was depressed, and Kandagawa Yu was autistic.
The tired brain was not awake at all, but now it is completely dizzy.
All the past came to mind like a revolving lantern.
Kanda Chuanyu sat down on the ground aggrieved, and almost burst into tears: "He, he, he, he, it's fine if he doesn't call me, how can he call someone else brother!!"
System: [No——]
Kanda Chuanyu: "Shut up!"
System: [No——]
Kanda Chuanyu: "Don't talk!"
System: [You——]
Kanda Chuanyu said angrily, "Don't justify him!"
After speaking, the system was blocked.
system:【……】
The lacrimal glands of this body are well developed, and sad emotions surged up, and tears were shed immediately.
—I don't love him any more.
Kandagawa thought sadly.
He was immersed in boundless sorrow, the white-haired and blue-eyed child crawled to his side at some point, sat up, and grabbed the small bag containing the pastries.
"and many more."
Kandagawa Yuu, who no longer loves his brother, took his hand, sobbing once and for all, while breaking the snack into small pieces that were easy to eat, and handing it over with his mouth flattened and tears in his eyes.
"Slow, eat more, also, and, hiccup, other things."
system:【……】
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