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Ji Xuanyu went out to take a taxi, and when he passed through the Flower and Bird Square, he didn't intend to stop until he saw Uncle Sun.

A bird dumpling squatted on Ji Xuanyu's shoulder, while a long black worm lay on Uncle Sun's shoulder.

Worm: You say this thing is a worm?Who do you look down on!

That's right, that thing looks oddly shaped, it has an unknown number of legs, it's better than a centipede, and it's completely black, but it still has two white, round eyeballs—no pupils.

In the dark night, those eyeballs are enough to scare people out of their wits, but with people coming and going around, no one can see this thing except Ji Xuanyu.

There are quite a few people out for a walk after dinner, and it leans out from time to time to sniff people passing by, even if it brushes directly on the skin, others think it's just the wind.

It stretched its teeth and claws on Uncle Sun's shoulder, very happy. The uncle held the birdcage and stretched out his hand to beat his shoulder, only to feel that his shoulder became more sore and heavy these days.

Ji Xuanyu walked over and took the initiative to say hello to Uncle Sun: "Uncle Sun, good evening."

"Oh Xiao Ji, good evening! Are you here to walk the birds too?"

The dozing bird on Ji Xuanyu's shoulder shook its feathers and woke up.

It took Niao Tuanzi some time to fully wake up, and after he woke up, his eyes were fixed on Uncle Sun's shoulder.

Hei Chong paused, and the white eyeballs suddenly bulged outwards, and the two eyeballs spun wildly at a strange angle, as if sweeping across the person in front of him in 360 degrees.

Ji Xuanyu's expression remained the same, he pretended not to see it, but he got closer to the uncle.

"I'm not walking the bird, I'm just passing by."

The black worm smelled an alluring fragrance on Ji Xuanyu's body. If it had a mouth, it might have already started drooling. Ah, it smells so good...

It couldn't help stretching its body, and leaned towards Ji Xuanyu.

Niao Tuanzi's expression froze immediately, and as soon as he moved, Ji Xuanyu raised his hand and held him down.

He had no choice but to nest back again, watching that disgusting thing get closer and closer, closer and closer...

Until it successfully slid from Uncle Sun's shoulder and onto Ji Xuanyu's empty shoulder.

The bird ball exploded in an instant, if Ji Xuanyu hadn't pressed it, he would have already flew up and tore up this daring thing.

With a smile on his face, Ji Xuanyu said goodbye to Uncle Sun. After turning around, Uncle Sun said strangely: "Hey, why aren't your shoulders sore anymore?"

Ji Xuanyu walked to a corner of the square, it was clean and there was no one around, it was suitable for doing something that would not be convenient for others to know.

Hei Chong was still intoxicated by the fragrant scent, but he was suddenly grabbed by someone and lifted into the air.

The black worm instantly woke up from its appetite, and its countless short legs squirmed crazily, but it could make strange noises without a mouth.

While attacking at a high decibel volume, a white eyeball actually came out of the frame and smashed towards Ji Xuanyu fiercely!

It's a pity that the moment the eyeball flew out, it was burned to ashes by a cluster of flames.

The strange screams stopped abruptly——

"Animal's resentment and turbidity can give birth to black mayflies. It's not surprising that there are flowers and birds in the market."

Ji Xuanyu's voice was flat, but Heiyu started to tremble all over, desperately trying to escape. This person didn't look strong, but he couldn't break free with all his strength.

Ji Xuanyu smiled: "Want to eat me?"

no no!It just wants to live now!

Just when it was about to despair, Ji Xuanyu let go of his hand and let it slip out.

The black mayhem was overjoyed, and ran away quickly. It only had one thought, to stay away from this person!Farther, farther, and—

It's a pity that this little wish of it can no longer be fulfilled, the whole black mayhem ignited in the air, and the wind passed by and the flame disappeared, leaving no slag left.

It ignited right above a person's head, like a short-lived firework, but no one noticed.

Ji Xuanyu came out from the corner, touched the bird ball on his shoulder: "Don't be angry? It didn't really touch my shoulder, I used a layer of protection to separate it."

The little bird shook its fur, but didn't speak at all, not even a "cheep".

This bird is a bit like a dumb.

"Aren't you talking?" Ji Xuanyu deliberately said, "You can't even speak, maybe I should really raise a parrot, at least it can be amusing and relieve boredom."

As soon as these words came out, the little red bird exploded into balls instantly!

His eyes widened in disbelief, he was sore and angry, and his wings were so wide that ordinary people would not notice anything, but the birds in the Flower and Bird Square went crazy, one by one suddenly flapped their wings, thumped desperately, jumped up and down in the cage, squeaked Shouting indiscriminately, singing birds and people, feathers flying around, startled everyone!

"What happened!?"

How could he raise other birds!

Niao Tuanzi was especially puzzled, he opened his beak as if he was going to cry, but unfortunately he failed in the middle way, Ji Xuanyu raised his hand, he was pinched by the fingers of fate and got stuck.

Ji Xuanyu pinched his bird's beak: "Show face, you're even bullying Fanniao."

Niao Tuanzi spread out one wing angrily, and the tip of the wing touched Ji Xuanyu's face. Ji Xuanyu didn't avoid it, but was curious: "You want to slap me?"

He had a fresh look on his face, and even turned his face upwards.

In the end, it didn't come together, and the bird's wings were retracted—reluctantly.

Even though he is just a bird dumpling that can't even speak human words, and he doesn't have much sanity left, but his instinct is still there, he can't bear to be reluctant, he can't hurt Ji Xuanyu, even if it's just a slap with his wings that doesn't hurt.

He was aggrieved and took the wings back.

It's a pity that Ji Xuanyu couldn't record it at this time: I'm jealous with Fanniao, and when someone recovers, I'll show it to him in the future. I'm sure the expression on his face will be very exciting, enough to keep me entertained for a while.

Ji Xuanyu smiled sincerely, but after laughing he felt lonely again, he said: "Okay, okay, I'll raise you, accept the supernatural powers, my...boyfriend, huh?"

Ji Xuanyu laughed, and his tone was very ambiguous, as if he was blowing it out, the sound was suave enough, the feathers of the bird fluttered, and he was successfully coaxed.

Ji Xuanyu could tell from his appearance, let go of the bird's beak, and happily poked the bird's forehead: "I don't remember anything, and it turned out to be a big jealousy."

The frantically thumping birds in the cage returned to normal, inexplicably crazy and inexplicably quiet, the old men were confused and uncertain.

After taking care of Heiyu, Ji Xuanyu took out his mobile phone and clicked on the taxi-hailing app. He still has business to do next, so don't delay.

Ji Xuanyu saw the new news by the way, and the text bubble couldn't wait to burst into his eyes: "Remember to collect money for work!!!!"

Afraid that he would not see it, he sent it three times in a row. The exclamation mark was a bold emoji, fully expressing his desire to talk to him.

Although it is text, it is better than voice.

Ji Xuanyu felt a little guilty: whether to accept money or not, it really depends on the situation.

When Ji Xuanyu hit the taxi, the driver couldn't help but look at him a few more times in the rearview mirror. Apart from Ji Xuanyu's outstanding looks, the driver thought it was very fresh because of the bird on his shoulder, which is rare. .

Ji Xuanyu got into the car and asked the bird to jump on his lap so as not to be crushed by the chair.

The little bird is beautiful, its body is only the size of a palm, but its tail feathers are very long, its whole body is red, but its coat color seems to be golden, I don't know if it is due to the color of the feathers or the light, it looks very precious.

The driver couldn't help it: "Hey, what kind of breed are you? You are so good, and you can take it out directly!"

Ji Xuanyu opened his mouth to talk nonsense: "Genetically mutated species." He reported the address, the driver started the car, and the chatter was broken: "It's a wealthy area there! Brother, you are rich!"

Ji Xuanyu said truthfully: "I don't live there, I just go to help someone."

"Oh, work, that's not bad, working for them, the income must be very high!" The driver was in high spirits, and felt that after today's exchange, he had another topic of chatting with his colleagues, "What are you going to do?"

Ji Xuanyu: "It is said that he has hit an evil spirit, let me have a look."

Driver: "...huh?"

Ji Xuanyu translated it kindly: "It is to exorcise evil spirits."

The driver heard clearly, and the driver's eyes changed.

Young and dog-like, I didn't expect to be a liar!

The driver was stunned for a moment, zipped his mouth, and closed the chatter box.

But the more he walked towards the villa area, the fewer and fewer cars and buildings on the road. In the end, only the street lights were on. The driver drove a lot at night, but for some reason, he suddenly felt panicked tonight.

Perhaps it was because the customer didn't say anything, the driver took advantage of the good road conditions and secretly took another look at Ji Xuanyu through the rearview mirror.

He was really well-born, handsome and handsome, with facial features that crossed genders, especially a pair of phoenix eyes, beautiful and spiritual.

His skin was also very fair, and the light outside the car window cast an ambiguous halo on his skin, making him look like a fairy, but also... like a seductive demon.

The driver suddenly remembered his phrase "exorcising evil spirits", and his whole body jerked violently, swallowing his saliva.

...No, no way.

The greenery near the strange villa area is too good, the roadside trees are very dense, the shadows of the trees sway through the car windows, there is no other traffic on the road, and there is a strange person behind the car seat, which perfectly meets the conditions of a night horror movie.

To be reasonable, people are really good at scaring themselves. Ji Xuanyu didn't expect him to complete a ghost movie with just two words, which made the driver frightened.

So after he got out of the car, the driver kicked the accelerator and ran fast, the engine roared. With his good eyesight, Ji Xuanyu accurately captured the driver's fear and relief.

Ji Xuanyu was inexplicable:?What is so scary?

He looked at his account balance while paying on his mobile phone, sighed, it was time to find a way to make money.

Outside cars couldn't get into the residential area of ​​the villa, so Ji Xuanyu called, and old man Zhou came in person, politely took him in, and had to take a few minutes in the car, the old man had a kind face: "Mr. one trip."

He looked like Ji Xuanyu's grandpa at his age, but he didn't call him "Little Ji", but called him "Sir" politely, and Ji Xuanyu also accepted his address: "You are welcome, you are Minister Lu's friend, I should help you." .”

While speaking, Ji Xuanyu could easily see: Mr. Zhou claimed to be evil, but he didn't have the slightest aura of demons and evil spirits in him, except that he looked a little tired mentally, there was nothing wrong with him, and his body was strong.

Ji Xuanyu made this trip because Minister Lu—the head of the human special management department, Lu Youqing, said that an old friend of his knew some tricks and asked him to come to him. It was said that Lu Youqing asked Ji Xuanyu for help. .

What kind of evil and filthy things, even seeing Ji Xuanyu makes the crap go away.

At first glance, the old man doesn't look like he's going to be evil, but they're all here, so let's take a look.

When approaching the Zhou family, the eyelids of Niao Tuanzi, who was feigning sleep on Ji Xuanyu's lap, opened suddenly. Ji Xuanyu sensed the breath, and his eyes lit up: Oh, the Zhou family actually has what they want, and it's not in vain.

After a few minutes' drive, Mr. Zhou was really polite. Ji Xuanyu felt that he was too polite. It stands to reason that Lao Lu would never explain his identity to ordinary people. At most, he would mention a few words. Is the effect so good?

When he arrived at Mr. Zhou's house, Ji Xuanyu finally understood why he had such an attitude.

It turned out that there was already a Taoist priest inside.

Inviting different people and bumping into each other on the same day obviously offends both sides. Whose ability is this to suspect?

Mr. Zhou was also very helpless, he said apologetically to Ji Xuanyu: "My grandson invited me without telling me, and I told him not to interfere, alas... Mr. Ji, I'm really sorry."

Many people who are holding on to housekeeping skills will be somewhat unhappy when encountering such a situation, but Ji Xuanyu is not an ordinary person, he smiled slightly: "It's okay."

Reach out and don't hit the smiling person, Mr. Zhou is really a fine person, he has a helpless tone, but he doesn't feel very sorry, even if his grandson did it behind his back, the old man is not too angry, he has his own ideas: anyway, everyone is here , Whoever has the real ability to do things will be able to appease the two masters, he is familiar with it.

There are two young people in the room who are arguing fiercely, a man and a woman, looking like they can't wait to pinch each other.

The young girl turned her lips very neatly: "Grandpa is superstitious, and you are superstitious too!? If you don't persuade me, let's go and find a Taoist priest! Zhou Cheng, you idle and worthless dim sum! You don't do things that you can't count on, I thought How many things are left in your mind, and the result is all tofu!"

The man blushed and said: "You are capable of doing what you are capable of! You really take yourself seriously! Asking the Taoist priest is the business, and grandpa didn't even say anything. You deserve to be dumped! Zhou Ruirui, you deserve to be single !"

Zhou Ruirui looked at him and really wanted to scratch him: "I dumped him, I dumped him! You scumbags are all the same, I'm yuck!"

Mr. Zhou coughed dryly: "There are guests here, what are you two talking about!"

The two stopped angrily and stared at each other, neither of them convinced the other: "Hmph!"

Zhou Ruirui turned around, and his eyes fell on Ji Xuanyu. He was dazzled by his appearance and temperament, and then hesitatingly said, "Grandpa, is this the person you are looking for?"

Ji Xuanyu and the bearded Taoist priest have almost different styles of painting, one is in ordinary clothes and the other is in Taoist robes, the other looks like he can walk on the catwalk, and the other looks very feudal and superstitious.

But I have to say that when it comes to exorcism, the first image that comes to mind is that of the Taoist priest.

If he saw Ji Xuanyu in other places, Zhou Ruirui's eyes would definitely brighten up, and he would appreciate it more, but in this situation, Zhou Ruirui made a conclusion for him and the bearded Taoist priest that they were all liars.

What exorcism, she is a firm supporter of materialism and science!

Before Ji Xuanyu came, Mr. Zhou had already comforted the Taoist priest. The bearded Taoist priest raised his eyelids, looked Ji Xuanyu up and down, and said politely: "I am the second-generation disciple of No. 30 in Xiaqinglian Temple. Where do friends and teachers inherit from?"

But Ji Xuanyu didn't bother to look at him, he could see how much he weighed at a glance, so he didn't need to spend too much time looking.Ji Xuanyu's phoenix eyes hooked into a smile, and he answered very well: "There is no sect, no sect."

The rest were stunned.

Zhou Ruirui: Are liars so unprofessional?

Zhou Chenghe asked Taoist Shan to look at each other, and was worried that if his grandfather really invited some kind of expert to ruin their business, this would be the end?

So it's really cheating to bump into each other and come to steal their business?