Second-hand lure husband

Although he kept cursing people to get out, but Lei Ming really left, Shao Zian couldn't even eat anymore.The bear boy has a big temper now, and he wants to get angry when something goes wrong. Unfortunately, the angry guy just left, and no one will see him if he wants to piss off, but he endures it and feels uncomfortable, so he raises his hand and crackles twice, and puts the breakfast on the coffee table They all went up to the ground.

Looking at the mess on the ground, Shao Zian still couldn't help but said angrily, "Who the hell will eat what you bought!"

Xiao Anzi forgot that he was actually half full just now, but when he thought that these things were all brought by Lei Ming, he went up and stomped on them again, using that bun as someone's face and crushing it vigorously.As a result, one of them used too much force, and the slipper was thrown flying, and Shao Zian's white feet stepped on the steamed bun...

Of course, the xiao long bao cannot be as strong as a ball, and it was trampled to pieces in an instant. Although it was not freshly out of the pot, the soup inside was still very hot. It fell into the puddle of eight-treasure porridge next to it.Eight-treasure porridge is warm but not hot, but thick and sticky. The touch is indescribably disgusting. Thinking of the steamed bun soup and meat filling on his feet just now, Shao Zian's face turns green. up.

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A waiter who happened to pass by in the hotel corridor staggered in shock from the sudden screams and wailing, and almost had a heart attack.He glanced at the house number carefully, and left in a hurry, clutching his chest.

And Lei Ming, who was driving back to the company, suddenly sneezed earth-shatteringly, rubbed his nose inexplicably, thinking that some blind person is scolding me behind my back.

Once Lei Ming left, he didn't show up for several days.Shao Zian felt as if he was being played by someone. When he had nothing to do, he would stare at Lei Ming's name in the address book on his mobile phone and grit his teeth.

It's a pity that Shao Zian racked his brains and couldn't come up with any powerful bad ideas. He wanted to punish Lei Ming, but he didn't know where to start.After thinking and thinking, I finally decided to ask my friends off the court for help.

Shao Zian waited for the call to be dialed, and said at the first sentence: "Oh, I want to be more ruthless, give me a trick."

On the other side of the phone, Zhong Cheng just woke up from some gentle village, and replied in a hoarse and very long tone: "Oh? - I said - who are you trying to punish - who dares to offend My little brother—can you beat him up for you?"

Shao Zian was annoyed by his tone, and said impatiently: "Be serious, I'm not joking with you."

Zhong Cheng laughed when he heard this, and said in a teasing tone: "Who is not serious, brother, I have always been the most serious to you!"

Shao Zian scolded him angrily, and was about to say something more, when he suddenly heard a strange voice.

Zhong Cheng seemed to take a deep breath, and then his breathing suddenly became heavy. He seemed to cover the microphone of the mobile phone, but he didn't cover it tightly, and some voices still came through.Shao Zian heard the sound of the bedding rubbing against each other, and then Zhong Cheng said, whether he was angry or joking, "Fuck!... Little goblin... Be more honest! Alas... Alas, let go... ...don't bite... hiss! Suck lightly!..."

Shao Zian was taken aback, and then instantly understood what was going on at the other end of Zhongcheng, and immediately yelled at the phone: "You fucking stud! You can die if you do it later!"

After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone and threw the phone aside, regardless of whether the other party would be frightened by his yelling.

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