It's my first time being a cat

Gu Jingyao took a shower and was about to go to bed when he suddenly noticed that Zhu Xiaoming was obediently following behind him, trying to slip into the bedroom.

"Your nest doesn't seem to be here, does it?" Gu Jingyao stopped, bowed his head and said to Zhu Xiaoming.

Zhu Xiaoming turned his yellow-green round eyes and tilted his head to one side. What are you talking about, the little cat can't understand what you are saying.

He would definitely not want to let him sleep back in that cold cat litter, he is not a real kitten, he is Zhu Xiaoming, how can he sleep in a cat litter?

Zhu Xiaoming doesn't care if Gu Jingyao is willing or not, he just wants to sleep in bed tonight!

"Mi~" He pretended not to understand Gu Jingyao's words, and walked into the bedroom openly.

Gu Jingyao raised his eyebrows, picked up his neck, and threw him back mercilessly: "You are not allowed to enter my bedroom."

Zhu Xiaoming blinked his eyes and let out a soft cry, which sounded very pitiful, really, you have the heart to let such a cute little cat suffer the cold in the living room alone?

At this moment, Gu Jingyao still has no expression on his face, but Zhu Xiaoming is very confident that he will be able to sleep in bed tonight!

From childhood to adulthood, as long as he pretended to be pitiful, there was nothing he couldn't do.When Zhu Xiaoming acted in the first play, His Majesty Mao often made mistakes when he first became a human being. Whenever the heroine got angry, he would look at the heroine with this look.He acted casually, but he didn't expect the audience to like it very much, and because he created a green tea hero, he couldn't understand why it was not black tea but green tea, but he was very proud of being praised for his good acting skills.

Zhu Xiaoming didn't believe that Gu Jingyao would remain indifferent seeing him so pitiful, so he blinked his eyes hard again to make himself look a little cuter.

Gu Jingyao squinted his eyes, squatted down in front of Zhu Xiaoming, bent a finger and made a hooking motion towards him.

Zhu Xiaoming hurriedly put his ears close to him, and raised his chin arrogantly, with a proud expression on his face.

What, are you going to invite me into your room to sleep?Heh, you really don't want me to sleep in the cat's nest!

Seeing this, Gu Jingyao snorted and pushed back against Zhu Xiaoming's head with his index finger, Zhu Xiaoming fell into the nest on his back: "Play pity with me? Do you think I will soften my heart?"

Zhu Xiaoming's eyes widened in a daze, as if it was unbelievable that there were people who really didn't like him.

Gu Jingyao, the person who wants to sleep with you is my cute little cat!Why are you still not satisfied!

Zhu Xiaoming sat up, only to hear a bang, and Gu Jingyao had already closed the door, mercilessly shutting his cute little cat out of the door.

"Meow, meow, whoa, whoa!!"

He wondered why people like Gu Jingyao would treat him so badly without being soft and hard!

Hmph, you won't let me sleep, and I won't let you sleep either!Zhu Xiaoming was so out of breath that he yelled at the top of his voice and stretched out his claws to scratch at the door.

He felt that this was enough to be annoying, and if he continued to call him, Gu Jingyao might be complained by his neighbors on the social news.

Sure enough, Zhu Xiao yelled a few times, and Gu Jingyao opened the door.

With a sullen face, he said to Zhu Xiaoming, "Hurry up and shut up."

Zhu Xiaoming confronted him with his chin up, but I didn't!

Gu Jingyao pinched the center of his brows with a headache: "Are you a rogue? Where did you learn these tricks? I have never seen a cat with such a bad temper as you."

I'm bad, I'm bad!You didn't like me anyway!

Zhu Xiaoming's plan succeeded, he flicked his tail, stretched out his front legs, and walked calmly, preparing to step into the bedroom.

Gu Jingyao added: "It's not impossible for you to sleep in my room, but you are not allowed to shit and pee, go and solve it before you come in."

Zhu Xiaoming froze when he heard the words.

shit……

He hasn't pooped since he became a cat, how could he have forgotten this, cats go to the toilet to go to the litter box!Help, he doesn't want to shit in front of Gu Jingyao!

Zhu Xiaoming was reluctant, and Gu Jingyao drove him to the side of the cat litter box. He took a look into the cat litter box, and found that the cat litter was clean, and it was changed when Xiao Xia left.

"Did you poop today?" After Gu Jingyao asked, he urged, "Hurry up, I'll help you shovel."

Zhu Xiaoming was pushed into the litter box by Gu Jingyao with his buttocks, and his head was almost buried in it. He yelled a few times in displeasure. No matter how Gu Jingyao urged people to shit, he was so fierce, so who can pull it out...

"Come on, are you constipated?"

Zhu Xiaoming wrinkled his face, turned his back to Gu Jingyao, his dantian sank, and his two short legs grabbed the litter box vigorously.

It was really hit by Gu Jingyao, he was really constipated and couldn't pull it out at all.

Gu Jingyao saw that Zhu Xiaoming was working so hard that even the tip of his tail was working hard, and he frowned. Thinking that the cat had just come out of the hospital because of cat hair allergy, he felt a little more tolerant. Could it be that something happened to his body, so he couldn't pull it out? shit?

He quickly called the veterinarian. The doctor said that if it was not serious, he could rub his stomach.

Rubbing belly?Zhu Xiaoming's ears twitched.

"You are really an ancestor..." Gu Jingyao shook his head helplessly, let Zhu Xiaoming lie on his lap, and rubbed his stomach in a clockwise circle with the palm of his hand.

It may be that Gu Jingyao's voice is too nice, complaining in such a helpless tone, somehow feels a little gentle.

Zhu Xiaoming blushed, feeling extremely ashamed. After turning into a cat, he became constipated, and Gu Jingyao put him on his lap and rubbed his stomach...

He hid his head under his paws, pretending nothing happened.

Gu Jingyao laughed at him: "Are you ashamed now? Who is the bad cat who scratched the door and barked?"

Who told you to kill me first!Zhu Xiaoming was about to refute, when he suddenly felt a cramping pain in his stomach, and couldn't hold back his fart.He felt a tightness in his lower abdomen, something was about to come out, no, he absolutely can't shit in front of Gu Jingyao, if it's still loose, then he still wants to live!

Zhu Xiaoming used the fastest reaction in his life, jumped up from Gu Jingyao's lap with an extremely flexible posture, and sprinted into the toilet with a [-]-meter sprint.

When Gu Jingyao hurriedly followed, he saw his cat struggling to grab the toilet seat, standing on the toilet to defecate, and exerting force with each paw.

Gu Jingyao was stunned, do cats shit like this?There seems to be something wrong...

After Zhu Xiaoming finished his convenience, he finally felt happy, jumped onto the sink, and turned on the faucet.

After washing the butt, there is another cute kitten.

Gu Jingyao's face was strange, and his world view was reshaped in just a few minutes: "... To be honest, you are really a person, right?"

Zhu Xiaoming froze when he was about to jump onto the bed, he turned his head and pretended not to understand anything, and curled up to go to sleep.

Gu Jingyao also felt that his idea was too absurd. There are all kinds of wonders in the world. Dogs can also pick up packages, and cats use the toilet to go to the toilet. It’s not unusual. How could he suddenly think that pigs are really human? Maybe he was also played by that guy Zhu Xiaoming Brainwashed by brainless idol dramas?

Gu Jingyao turned his head and looked at the cat beside him. As a new kitten, Zhu Xiaoming had toiled too much today, and was already fast asleep with his belly spread out.

Gu Jingyao thought for a while, and shared some of his quilts with Zhu Xiaoming. Zhu Mi has no hair on her body now, and she doesn't know if she will have diarrhea when she sleeps with her belly exposed.

This guy's shit is already stinky enough, if he has another diarrhea, he doesn't know how it will stink, he doesn't want to try.

Zhu Xiaoming: Very annoying, why does the kitten shit when it is so cute.