It's my first time being a cat

Before going to bed at night, Zhu Xiaoming ran to the cat nest while Gu Jingyao was taking a bath, and took out the things Qiao Qirui had sent him.

During the daytime, Xiao Xia was by his side, so he didn't dare to look carefully, only now did he realize that what Qiao Qirui sent was actually something like an electronic watch, like a child's watch for a little genius, with an electronic screen connected to With a leather strap.

What is this?

Zhu Xiaoming frowned, pawed and pulled a few times, suspicious in his heart, why did that silly dog ​​Qiao Qirui give him an electronic watch, could he escape with this thing?

Just as he swung his paw, the flesh pad in the middle of his palm touched the screen. At the same moment, that thing suddenly lit up automatically, and he started talking to himself.

A female voice prompts with a high volume: "Hi, welcome to use Xiaotiancai pet smart ring! Excuse me, this cute little pet, are you a kitten? Or a puppy?"

In the bathroom, Gu Jingyao heard the sound outside the door, and thought that Zhu Xiaoming was messing around again. He was facing the shower and couldn't get out for a while, so he could only call the pigmy's name to the door, telling him not to make trouble.

Zhu Xiaoming covered this broken thing with his paws in a panic, shouting for help in his heart, is Qiao Qirui out of his mind, and what the hell is the pet smart ring!How is this louder than the loudspeaker used by the aunt to dance in the square? ?

Zhu Xiaoming hurriedly selected the cat column, wanting to shut up the sound, but after all, he thought too easily. After pressing the paw, the female voice not only did not turn off, but also jumped out of a new interface, the electronic sound Continue to chatter: "Hi kitty, please choose the function you want to use, and remotely call the shit shovel officer! Monitor the shit shovel officer! Nothing, just want to play casually!"

Zhu Xiaoming couldn't bear it anymore with this idiot smart ring, and slapped the option to call the shit shovel officer, the electronic screen flickered, and Qiao Qirui's stupid face appeared.

Qiao Qirui seemed unaware of Zhu Xiaoming's stinky face, excitedly said: "hey, bro, you finally came to me! How about it, this pet smart ring is not bad! This is my new investment project! Pets just need to press the button It is very convenient to communicate with the owner! It can also locate, prevent getting lost, and play whack-a-mole!"

"Mimimi!" Not a bad fart!How can there be other pets as smart as him, who can understand voice prompts and understand Chinese characters!

Zhu Xiaoming rolled his eyes, and really wanted to say to Qiao Qirui, stop it, let's stop wasting money, you don't have the investment talent, and it's not easy for uncle to save some property.

However, this smart ring only has nine keys for input, and the little cat is too tired to press the keys, so he should not waste time scolding Qiao Qirui.

Qiao Qirui looked at the kitten on the screen and meowed ferociously at him for a while, then buried his head and wrinkled his face and pressed the keyboard on the screen seriously with his paws. He couldn't help but sigh, Mingzi turned into a cat. , Everything is so cute!

Qiao Qirui also has a pet, a Samoyed named Chutu, who named him because he always likes to run around.He has been greedy for kittens for a long time, but it is a pity that Chutu chases after cats whenever he sees them. He is afraid that kittens will be bullied and dare not raise them at all.But if this cat is Zhu Xiaoming, it will be different, Mingzi is so fierce, who dares to bully him!

Zhu Xiaoming didn't know that his good brother was already thinking of keeping him as a pet. Seeing Qiao Qirui's stupid smile, he wrinkled his nose and sent him a message to remind Qiao Qirui when he went to the pet hospital for a follow-up visit , Find a way to save him.

As soon as he lowered his paw here, he heard the bathroom door open behind him.

After taking a shower, Gu Jingyao came out without his shirt on, with his upper body naked and a towel hanging around his neck.

hiss~

Zhu Xiaoming took a deep breath, stared blankly at the spot, his round eyes stared at the tight muscle lines on Gu Jingyao's body, his sneaky eyes slid from the collarbone to the abdominal muscles, and slid the slide on Gu Jingyao's body happily and presumptuously .

Wow, is this something he can see for free?Gu Jingyao really doesn't treat him as an outsider!

Zhu Xiaoming was assaulted by male sex, and when Gu Jingyao squatted down in front of him, before he could react, his paws were eager to touch Gu Jingyao's abdominal muscles.

"What is this?" Gu Jingyao raised his eyebrows, and picked up the unknown object in Zhu Xiaoming's cat's nest with two fingers, looking down at the sign on it: "Little genius pet smart ring...Xiao Xia Did I buy it for you?"

Zhu Xiaoming was quick-witted and woke up from the temptation of his abdominal muscles.Oops, how did he forget about this? You can't let Gu Jingyao take the smart ring away, and you are completely confused, you hateful bad man!

Only then did Zhu Xiaoming react, and quickly stretched out his claws to grab the smart ring.

It's a pity that his legs are too short. As soon as he stood up, Gu Jingyao raised his hand to the side. Zhu Xiaoming was caught off guard and landed on his face. He fell forward with a snap and was caught by Gu Jingyao.

"You want to wear this ugly thing?" Gu Jingyao raised his eyebrows, not understanding Zhu Xiaoming's aesthetics.

Zhu Xiaoming also wanted to tell Gu Jingyao that you misunderstood, and he doesn't like this ugly thing, but he still needs to use this thing to contact Qiao Qirui, so he could only bite the bullet and nod, winking at Gu Jingyao and screaming, in his heart He scolded Qiao Qirui.

Gu Jingyao looked disgusted, but still untied the collar and put it on for Zhu Xiaoming, and emphasized his own aesthetics again, shaking his head and commenting: "It's ugly."

Facing Gu Jingyao's back, Zhu Xiaoming secretly sharpened his paws on the carpet, and told himself, just let Gu Jingyao be arrogant for a while, and he will be able to escape here soon!When I go back, I want him to look good, hum!

Zhu Xiaoming didn't know that Gu Jingyao, whom he made a villain in his heart, was adding all the top-selling pet collars to the shopping cart with his mobile phone.

While placing the order, I thought, the kitty’s aesthetics are really strange, um, this one is pretty ugly too, stupid cats should like it.

Zhu Xiaoming: I don't like ugly things! !