It's my first time being a cat

After that day, Zhu Xiaoming started a cold war with Gu Jingyao.

Of course, it was purely Zhu Xiaoming's unilateral decision.

As a man of the highest class, it would be a great shame and shame once he penetrated into the body of the little fat cat. Who would have thought that Gu Jingyao would do such a thing to him!It's outrageous!

This embarrassment and indignation are too hard to express. Whenever he thinks about what Gu Jingyao has done to him, his two nostrils will turn to the ceiling and moan eccentrically, and the little belly that has just grown a layer of fluff is shaking with anger. A chunk of jiggly glutinous rice mochi.

But as a short-legged kitten, even if he jumped up, he could only reach Gu Jingyao's knees. What could he do? He could only stare at Gu Jingyao with his eyes.

Zhu Xiaoming stared at him in the morning and at night, waiting for Gu Jingyao to apologize to him on his own initiative.

Who knew that his eyes were sore from staring, but Gu Jingyao still didn't respond, he just looked at his phone and laughed in a low voice from time to time, he was exactly the kind of straight guy who couldn't tell his girlfriend was angry and only cared about his own happiness.

What's so funny on your phone that you can laugh while watching the news every day?Why don't you apologize to him when you have the time to watch the news? Could it be that you touched someone else's... shouldn't you apologize!

Zhu Xiaoming's tail raised a small hook, and he knocked on the wall in dissatisfaction, making a thumping sound. Gu Jingyao was interrupted by the sound and turned his head to look at him, as if he wanted to say something.

Zhu Xiaoming immediately raised his chin, pricked up his ears, and pretended to be listening attentively. Are you finally going to apologize?

Gu Jingyao's slightly squinted eyes swept slowly and unfathomably from the tip of Zhu Xiaoming's tail to his head. Because he looked too slowly, Zhu Xiaoming twisted his butt uncomfortably, trying to shake Gu Jingyao's gaze away from him.

"Mi, Mimi!" Look, what am I doing!What catches your eyes!

Zhu Xiaoming turned his head away and frowned, complaining in a low voice, the tip of his tail twitching nervously.

"Look, the sea cucumber cat, does it look like you!" Gu Jingyao pointed to a cat as fat as a sea cucumber on the phone, and said to Zhu Xiaoming with a little excitement.

Zhu Xiaoming: "..."

Mad!Never sleep with Gu Jingyao again!

Zhu Xiaoming hated him for being a piece of wood, curled up his tail and jumped off the bed angrily, and ran all the way back to his cat's nest with his butt pouted, not realizing that he looked like a little daughter-in-law who ran away in anger.

Zhu Xiaoming was so angry that he slept in the cat bed all night.

The weather is not cold now, and the fur on his body has grown a bit, which can keep him warm, so it's okay to sleep in the cat's nest for a night.

But the cat's nest is definitely not as comfortable as Gu Jingyao's bed. I don't know if it's a psychological effect or some other reason. Zhu Xiaoming always feels that his whole body is sore from sleeping in the cat's nest.

It's all Gu Jingyao's fault!

Zhu Xiaoming blamed all these on Gu Jingyao, and sharpened his paws viciously against the scratching post.

This is Gu Jingyao's nose, these are Gu Jingyao's eyes, hehe, look if I don't scratch him to death!

But now he has short legs and a round face, no matter how fierce he is, he will only find him cute in the eyes of others.

Gu Jingyao didn't realize that Zhu Xiaoming was losing his temper at all. He was very satisfied when he saw Zhu Mi getting up early to exercise, and said, "Lazy cat, why did you get up so early today, knowing that you are fat and want to lose weight?"

Zhu Xiaoming was so angry that he kicked his legs, who is a lazy cat, the kitten's biological clock is to sleep every day!Why do you say me!Why is Gu Jingyao always like this, bullying the kitten just because he is a human being!

Zhu Xiaoming had nowhere to vent his anger, so he could only call Qiao Qirui in a series of life-threatening calls. The originally clean screen on the smart ring was too excited to poke the cat's claws on the keyboard, and there were a few scratches for no reason.

Qiao Qirui is worshiping Buddha at Ziyun Mountain in the eastern district of Wucheng. During this time, he has been researching ways to get Mingzai back into his body as soon as possible.I heard that the abbot of the temple in Ziyun Mountain is very famous and his orders are very effective. He managed to make an appointment to discuss Zen with the abbot.

As soon as Qiao Qirui walked out of the meditation room, holding the master's order in his hand, he received a series of messages from Zhu Xiaoming on his mobile phone, and the vibrating sound made the pilgrims on the road look sideways.

"Bor, don't be angry, I'll tell you some good news." Qiao Qirui unfolded his orders, trembling in the air, his face pale, "I found Ziyun Mountain to host the fortune-telling for you, guess what he said, He said that you are safe and sound this time, and you will definitely be on a higher level in the future, and you will have a good career and love!"

Zhu Xiaoming raised his short legs, leaped nimbly onto the window sill, and went up a flight of stairs.

What Ziyun Mountain, he is like this and still has a double harvest in career and love, it's a lie...

What steps is he going up, he just wants to get back to his body! !

Staying in this body, he will be pissed off by Gu Jingyao sooner or later...

Zhu Xiaoming was so angry that he rolled around again, messing up the fluff that had just grown on his body.

In the smart circle, Qiao Qirui's voice continued: "Mingzai, that abbot is very kind, and even gave me a lottery that he consecrated. It is very effective in studying, career, and marriage. I heard that it is even useful for house demolition! I'll bring it to you another day!"

Zhu Xiaoming's face became more and more wrinkled the more he listened, there is no sign that works for everything, it is Alipay's panacea, it sounds unreliable...

He thought of Qiao Qirui's weight-loss shoe soles and bioelectric mobile phones that he had invested in before, and guessed that he had been taken advantage of again this time, so he poked the screen and wrote, "How much?"

Qiao Qirui: "No money, I'll give it away!"

Sent?Zhu Xiaoming wrinkled his face, and continued to poke the screen and type: "You go to ask for a lottery, and they don't want a cent?"

"Tickets are collected, 51 tickets, 5A scenic spot, it's beautiful, Mingzi, look!" Qiao Qirui said happily and turned on the camera, taking a picture around himself, wanting to show Zhu Xiaoming the surrounding environment.

Ziyun Mountain is close to Yiquan Waterfall. When the water is steaming, it looks like you are in a purple cloud in the sun, so with this name, Zhu Xiaoming glanced at it. It is true that the green mountains, beautiful waters and ancient charms are long.

Qiao Qirui was not cheated out of money, of course it would be the best, Zhu Xiaoming nodded in satisfaction, and left a comment: "Not bad."

This made Qiao Qirui very proud, and he raised his eyebrows nervously: "I think it's good too, so I just invested some money in the abbot, not much, 100 million. Now this temple also has my share. Mingzi, you don’t need to give tickets if you come to play, not bad!”

Zhu Xiaoming twitched his face: "..."

as long as you are happy.

Zhu Xiaoming: What should I do if my brother is too stupid?