It's my first time being a cat

Ziyun Temple is located on the top of Ziyun Mountain, and the farm arranged by the program group is halfway up the mountain, and there is still a long way to go up to the temple.

It may be to appear more sincere, but this kind of Buddhist temple usually has no other means of transportation to go up, and can only climb up by stepping on the stone steps step by step, which is quite hard.

With Gu Jingyao as a means of transportation for human flesh, Zhu Xiaoming didn't need to make any effort at all, and twitched his tail leisurely towards the long stone steps.

Thinking that Gu Jingyao had to climb so many steps, Zhu Xiaoming couldn't wait to start gloating, hid behind the handkerchief and sniggered, thinking that Gu Jingyao couldn't see, but Zhu Xiaoming didn't know that when he laughed, the soft flesh on his body trembled together. The vibration frequency was transmitted to Gu Jingyao through the fabric of the clothes.

Gu Jingyao lowered his eyelids and glanced at Zhu Xiaoming, then shook his head helplessly, wondering what this stupid cat was laughing at.

This section of the mountain road does not seem to be long, but if you really have to climb the stone steps step by step, you are still quite tired. Apart from the physical exertion of the camera carrying the equipment, the rest of the staff are also exhausted and wipe their sweat from time to time.

Only Gu Jingyao's complexion remained unchanged. Those who didn't know thought that male celebrities didn't sweat, but Zhu Xiaoming knew that Gu Jingyao looked thin, but in fact his body was full of muscles, especially his chest muscles, which were very big!

Zhu Xiaoming raised his tail and slid around Gu Jingyao's neck in a harassing manner, trying to get revenge on Gu Jingyao, who made him spank his ass in front of the camera just now!

The tip of the fluffy tail brushed past his neck, Gu Jingyao raised his eyebrows, glanced at Zhu Xiaoming, happened to meet this guy's arrogant expression, and lightly reprimanded him: "Don't make trouble."

Hmph, if you say you won't make trouble if you don't make trouble, then wouldn't he lose face.Zhu Xiaoming pretended not to hear, and swiped his tail more frequently.

Seeing his cautious look, Gu Jingyao let him go with a low laugh, but he didn't expect this stupid cat to hold a grudge.

When they were about to climb to the mountain gate, there were more pilgrims around. When they saw Gu Jingyao and the cameras of the program crew, they all poked their heads over to look around, and some bold ones came to ask them: "Are you a star? What program are you filming?"

These pilgrims are relatively old, so they don't usually go to literary movies. They don't know Gu Jingyao, a three-gold actor, but they just think he is good-looking, so he should be a star.

Zhu Xiaoming rolled his eyes and couldn't help laughing.

Gu Jingyao is a majestic film star, but no one recognizes him. He is not as well-known as he is. He has endorsed several commercials, and they have been broadcast on TV!

Zhu Xiaoming laughed at Gu Jingyao in his heart. Gu Jingyao himself was fine, and he didn't feel embarrassed when he wasn't recognized. Instead, he pointed to the cat in his arms and explained to the onlookers: "It was the one recording the show, not me."

"Cats can still record shows?" The onlookers came together to watch the excitement in amazement, which made Zhu Xiaoming puff out his chest proudly.

That's right, I'm a celebrity, and I've even been on the cover of a magazine!

Zhu Xiaoming shook his head and was about to hear some compliments, when he suddenly heard someone making a joke, laughing at him: "This little chubby cat is still a star? Then I can do it too!"

Zhu Xiaoming became upset for a moment, and squinted his eyes to look up and down at the big brother who was speaking. He was a short man with a beer belly and a round face, and he indeed had a mysterious resemblance to Zhu Xiaoming.

But kittens are cute only if they are chubby, so how can mere humans compare with kittens!Zhu Xiaoming is unwilling to accept that his anthropomorphism looks like an uncle with a beer belly, obviously he is the cutest kitten in the world...

Gu Jingyao saw that his cat looked greatly stimulated, snorting and snorting under the handkerchief, wondering if he was secretly cursing, he reached out and touched Zhu Xiaoming's back, and said lightly to the elder brother Said: "I'm afraid not. My cat is more expensive. I bought it at the beginning and spent hundreds of thousands."

The eldest brother was surprised for a few seconds. He couldn't tell that this ordinary little chubby cat was worth hundreds of thousands except for its beautiful fur. However, he also realized that he had said something wrong and closed his mouth.

Gu Jingyao thought that helping Zhu Mi vent his anger would make this guy happy, but who knew that Zhu Xiaoming would be even more upset. What, is he worth hundreds of thousands? It's too cheap!This is impossible!

His tail flicked a few times, and Gu Jingyao hugged his arms tightly: "Don't move around, this temple is very big, be careful to lose it later."

lost?How dare you!He was just about to dump Gu Jingyao quickly so he could find Qiao Qirui!

Zhu Xiaoming's eyes lit up, his buttocks moved wildly, Gu Jingyao glared at him, Zhu Xiaoming also pretended not to see, as if he was looking for a chance to slip out of the crowd.

At this time, there happened to be a child being hugged by a parent, who stared curiously at the handkerchief on Zhu Xiaoming's face, and called him, "Little Snitch Kitty!" As he spoke, he was about to lift the handkerchief.

When Gu Jingyao backed away, Zhu Xiaoming took the opportunity to jump out of his arms, slipped into the crowd, and ran towards Ziyun Temple.

After 10 minutes, Zhu Xiaoming got lost.

He didn't expect that Gu Jingyao really hit it off and got lost in the temple!I don't know what's going on, I was walking along the road, why did I get into the woods and couldn't get out?

I don’t know if this Ziyun Temple was cheated of too much money. It is necessary to build such a big temple. Not only is it big, but it is also winding and winding, and there is no way to find it!

Zhu Xiaoming continued to circle along the gravel road while cursing. After turning into a cat, he hadn't walked so much in one breath, so he was really tired.

At this time, he began to miss Gu Jingyao's arm. Sitting on Gu Jingyao's arm, he could climb mountains without shaking. The emperor's imperial chariot was not always so stable.

Zhu Xiaoming walked around the gravel road for several times but couldn't find the exit, but he heard some strange sound. His ear tip moved, he climbed up a surrounding stone, looked towards the place where the sound came from, and could vaguely see A bald head stood there.

A bald head is a monk, so you won't get lost if you follow the people in the temple.

Thinking of this, Zhu Xiaoming simply turned over the stone and approached him carefully, intending to follow the monk.

The monk looked young, wearing plain monk robes, with delicate features, not much different from those male idols in the entertainment industry.

Zhu Xiaoming murmured in his heart, what's going on, does a monk have to look at his face?

The little monk seemed to be chanting scriptures facing the flower bed, and seemed to have no intention of leaving, so Zhu Xiaoming was about to find his way.

He was about to turn around when the little monk suddenly said, "The benefactors are all here, won't you come to meet them?"

Zhu Xiaoming wasn't sure if he was talking about himself, so he shrank back. The monk really looked up, looked in his direction, and chuckled softly: "It's interesting, someone really left the soul to the cat."

"Mi!" How would you know!Zhu Xiaoming stepped out from behind the stone, stared at the monk vigilantly, and arched his back.

The monk bowed to him: "Don't be afraid, benefactor, I am the host here, Wujian, it is my talisman that brought you here."

host...

Zhu Xiaoming rolled his eyes, oh, it turned out to be the magic stick who cheated Qiao Qirui out of 100 million yuan!

The monk showed an innocent expression, and spread his hands: "Sponsor Qiao's funding of this temple is a great merit, how can it be measured by money, it is too vulgar for the benefactor to say so."

Zhu Xiaoming snorted and ignored him. He didn't believe in meritorious deeds. He was a materialist!Isn't that what Qiao Qirui told this monk, pretending to be mysterious!

"The poor monk is also a materialist. He just studied Ma Zhe and got a doctorate. I hope that if the benefactor is interested, we can discuss it another day."

Zhu Xiaoming: "..." What are you discussing? He is a half-baked guy who came back from abroad, and he still doesn't know a lot of idioms.

But Zhu Xiaoming didn't believe what Wujian said. It's hard to say whether this temple has been around for 200 years. It also uses a seal script to write the name of the temple, pretending to be a trick. Dr. Ma Zhe came to be the host. He only believed it Woolen cloth!

Wu Jian touched his chin: "I thought the logo designed in seal script was pretty nice. The amulets of our temple are the best-selling cultural creations, and the pilgrims like it very much."

Zhu Xiaoming curled his lips and didn't want to talk to this monk. He had just stepped out of his foot when he suddenly realized that he hadn't spoken at all just now, why could this monk know what he was thinking...

Zhu Xiaoming was stunned, and nodded Wujian to him: "The poor monk has accepted the merits of Qiao's benefactor, so of course he will help him solve his problems."

Zhu Xiaoming swallowed his saliva and called softly.

"Mi?" Can you help me get back into my body?

Zhu Xiaoming: Why do monks practice Ma Zhe? Is this unscientific?Forget it, I have become a cat, and it is even more unscientific...

PS, not so fast back to the body!But the pigmy form will finish the plot of the variety show~