It's my first time being a cat

On the second day after Fang Hui joined the crew, the crew welcomed an "old friend" of Zhu Xiaoming.

This old friend is none other than Fang Hui's starling.

Fang Hui's assistant sent the starling to the set in a cage. Zhu Xiaoming looked at the birdcage from a distance, and had the illusion of dreaming back to the time of "Family Has an Evil Pet".

It's just that the little Big King was locked in the cage at that time. The starling was much more arrogant than the big king, and no one could control it. It flapped its wings and quarreled with people everywhere every day.

I don't know what happened, but I was locked up. Could it be that I caused trouble and was locked up?

Zhu Xiaoming looked into the cage in wonder, but he still remembered how badly the stinky bird bullied him back then, chasing him and calling him a bald little pig.

Seeing his curious look, Fang Hui beckoned him over: "Xiao Zhu, do you want to come and feed the birds?"

Zhu Xiaoming was so happy to see mynah's jokes that he ran forward naturally.

It's fun to look at it. The soybean-eyed starling has a glossy black feather, and for some reason, it has a large piece of baldness, which is pitifully wrapped in a layer of white gauze.

Once upon a time, this bird called him a bald pig. Unexpectedly, Feng Shui turned and he was bald.

Although the starling was injured, it didn't prevent it from opening its mouth meanly, crying and howling in a middle-aged man's voice: "It hurts! It hurts! Quack, quack, quack!"

Zhu Xiaoming blinked, looked at the starling across the birdcage, a little surprised, who could make it like this, and asked Fang Hui: "What's wrong with this guy? Who hurt it?"

Fang Hui took pleasure in other people's misfortunes, and said, "It ran to provoke other people's big goose, and was caught by the goose!"

The starling turned his neck and seemed to know that Fang Hui was talking bad about him, so he raised his head impatiently and quacked: "It's so noisy! It's so noisy!"

Zhu Xiaoming swallowed his saliva, he didn't know what kind of big goose could make this stinky bird like this, that goose was too scary...

Seeing Zhu Xiaoming's changing expression, Fang Hui smiled at him: "You don't wonder why I raise a starling?"

"Ah...you can raise anything, no one stipulates that female celebrities can't raise starlings, right?" Zhu Xiaoming couldn't say that he was not curious because he knew about it a long time ago, and not only did he know, but he also used his identity as a pigmy and Fang Hui and the others recorded the show together...

It sounds more plausible for a female star to keep a starling as a pet than for him to turn into a fat cat from a living person.

Fang Hui admires Zhu Xiaoming as a junior, he is sensible and good-looking, and loves to chat with Zhu Xiaoming from time to time.

It may also be because she found that every time she chatted with Zhu Xiaoming, someone would appear out of nowhere and ventilate by the side.

Gu Jingyao didn't know when he appeared. Standing behind Zhu Xiaoming, he suddenly said, "What are you talking about? I didn't see you guys being so serious when we were talking about the script."

Fang Hui looked between Zhu Xiaoming and Gu Jingyao playfully, and seemed to find something interesting, and smiled at Gu Jingyao: "I'm exchanging feelings with Xiao Zhu, you don't care about the hero and heroine~"

Gu Jingyao: "..."

Gu Jingyao frowned, and frowned. Fortunately, Zhu Xiaoming didn't notice Fang Hui's teasing, and replied, "We're talking about this bird. Mynah talks too much. Sister Fang Hui always quarrels with it."

After the starling was injured, his temper became weird, and he insisted on following people to be willing to eat. There was no way Fang Hui, a dignified actress, could only bring the starling into the group.

Fortunately, Gu Jingyao and Fang Hui are old friends, and they know what mynah means to her, so they are willing to open up. As long as they don't disturb the progress of the filming, it's fine to turn a blind eye.

However, mynah is not that sensible. It was already a cheap mouth. Now that it has injured a wing and cannot fly, it can only seek compensation from its mouth, which is even more irritating than before.

Fang Hui said distressedly: "Isn't it going to be the main event tomorrow? I'm afraid I'll have to quarrel all night if I stay with it again. Why don't you let your room go?"

Gu Jingyao said expressionlessly: "If you don't scold it, you won't quarrel."

"To put it lightly, you would have to quarrel with it." Fang Hui was not convinced.

Gu Jingyao raised his eyebrows: "I won't quarrel with a bird."

Gu Jingyao refused to help Fang Hui, Fang Hui turned her head, saw Zhu Xiaoming, smiled at him, and asked, "Little Zhu, you shouldn't be afraid of birds, right?"

Zhu Xiaoming suddenly felt bad: "Ah...it's okay."

Fang Hui said a few words with a sweet smile, and Zhu Xiaoming agreed shyly, willing to take care of her for one night.

He is really not very good at rejecting girls, but it should be fine for just one night, right?

Just in time for this stinky bird to lose one of its wings, he wanted to take revenge for being called a bald pig.

Zhu Xiaoming didn't notice Gu Jingyao's pursed lips and unhappy face.

After the show in the evening, Zhu Xiaoming returned to his room with the birdcage, staring with big eyes with mynah.

Fang Hui told him that starlings need to take medicine every day, and that they can be fed on bird food, but as soon as Zhu Xiaoming reached out to open the cage, the stinky bird made a gesture to attack him.

He remembered his nightmare of being pecked at the butt and running around as a pig in "The Family Has Evil Pets", swallowed his saliva, pointed at the bird's beak and bluffed: "Don't be arrogant, you've been bald by geese , learn to restrain yourself!"

The starling's yellow eyes rolled around, but he didn't make a sound.

Zhu Xiaoming thought that this guy had calmed down, so he breathed a sigh of relief, put the bird food mixed with pills into the cage, and couldn't help but feel proud: "Look at you, if you are so obedient, your wings won't be bald if you are obedient." , let’s see if you still dare to call me the bald suckling pig in the future!”

As soon as Zhu Xiaoming mentioned this, the starling suddenly became unhappy, kicked over the food bowl with one wing, stretched his neck suddenly, and pecked at the back of Zhu Xiaoming's hand.

Gu Jingyao was taking a bath, when he heard a knock on the door, Zhu Xiaoming groaned and shouted: "Gu Jingyao, do you know how to feed birds and take medicine!"

Gu Jingyao took the bath towel and wiped it casually, and simply put on a bathrobe when he opened the door.

Zhu Xiaoming raised his hand and stared blankly at Gu Jingyao's chest.

Gu Jingyao just took a shower, and the water droplets on his body have not been wiped dry, and they are flowing down the curve of his muscles, sliding from his Adam's apple all the way across his chest, to the place covered by the bathrobe...

Zhu Xiaoming blushed and stammered, "I, didn't know you were taking a bath..."

Gu Jingyao was noncommittal and asked, "What's wrong?"

Zhu Xiaoming raised the back of his hand, showed him the red mark on the back of his hand, and complained angrily, "That bird is good or bad, it got me!"

Gu Jingyao stared at the red mark, his face darkened: "Are you injured?"

Probably because Gu Jingyao's tone was too serious, Zhu Xiaoming was stunned for a moment, but in fact it was just a small mark, it didn't break the skin at all, and it doesn't hurt now, but when he saw Gu Jingyao just now, he just subconsciously wanted to act like a baby.

I don't know if I'm used to being Gu Jingyao's cat...

Gu Jingyao cared about him so seriously, Zhu Xiaoming felt a little embarrassed, and shook his head: "No...not injured."

Gu Jingyao lowered his eyes and glanced at him: "In the future, don't just agree to other people's requests."

Zhu Xiaoming thought that Gu Jingyao was saying that he had promised Fang Hui but couldn't do it, and he wanted to trouble others at night.

"Understood..." Zhu Xiaoming curled his lips, and touched the pecked place on the back of his hand a little aggrieved.

He should have known that a strict person like Gu Jingyao would definitely not help him. He is not a pig now, so do you still expect Gu Jingyao to clean up the mess for him?

Zhu Xiaoming felt sour in his heart, he didn't want to see Gu Jingyao again, so he hung his head listlessly.

However, in the next second, Gu Jingyao's deep voice sounded, and he said lightly: "No matter how much you admire Fang Hui, you don't have to promise her everything."

Zhu Xiaoming tilted his head and looked at Gu Jingyao blankly, not understanding what he meant.

Gu Jingyao frowned, turned his shoulders, took the room card from Zhu Xiaoming's hand, shook his head helplessly, and said in a low voice, "You're stupid."

Zhu Xiaoming reacted belatedly, blinked his eyes, did he enter a parallel world, Gu Jingyao is so easy to talk?

In the room, the starling with one wing limped was still extremely arrogant. When he saw Zhu Xiaoming, he rattled and flapped his remaining wing, trying to escape from the cage.

With Gu Jingyao by his side, Zhu Xiaoming immediately acted like a tiger, grunted and thought triumphantly, if he can't cure the stinky bird, why can't Gu Jingyao cure it!

"If you don't want to eat the bird food, you can force-feed it." Gu Jingyao opened the cage calmly. Before Zhu Xiaoming could see clearly, the starling was grabbed by the root of his wings.

"Help! Quack quack!" When the starling stretched his neck and screamed, Gu Jingyao quickly stuffed the crushed pills into it.

The starling who was forcibly stuffed with medicine didn't dare to do anything wrong to Gu Jingyao, so he paced the ground listlessly, shaking his head.

The starling jumped in front of Zhu Xiaoming with its wings on its back, its chest moved suddenly, it tilted its head, and opened its mouth to imitate Zhu Xiaoming's speech.

"Once you are obedient, your wings won't be bald. Let's see if you dare to call me a bald suckling pig in the future!"

Even the tone of voice was exactly the same as when he spoke, Zhu Xiaoming almost wondered if the bird did it on purpose, he just said that he missed it once, and the bird learned it.

He paused, and before he had time to cover mynah's mouth, he heard Gu Jingyao ask indifferently, "The little suckling pig with bald hair?"

"..." Zhu Xiaoming's eyes rolled wildly, he clutched the seam of his trousers, and swallowed a mouthful of saliva.

Gu Jingyao's eyes fell on Zhu Xiaoming's face, and it took a long time to retract his eyes silently, and said: "It also said this word once before, but it was one of my cats."

"Ah, this bird is really bad. After scolding pigmy with one word, he scolded me again!" Zhu Xiaoming immediately answered.

Gu Jingyao raised his eyelids and met Zhu Xiaoming's eyes: "It's not a pig, it's a dishonest bad cat."

Zhu Xiaoming pursed his lips and turned his head abruptly, pretending not to understand.

Who, who is the dishonest bad cat?He only admits that he is the cutest and smartest cat in the world...

Gu Jingyao: Try it out.

I've been busy recently, I have to attend classes + internships, the update time is not fixed, and I write at least [-] a week