My nemesis was taken to sleep by me

Everyone who met Shen Xingyi said that he didn't look like a doctor of mathematics, even his long-time friend Huang Yuncheng said the same.

"What do you think of a Ph.D. in mathematics?" Shen Xingyi asked casually, "Open your mouth, Cauchy, shut up Taylor, who is addicted to modeling in the laboratory, and adds references when chatting?"

Huang Yuncheng pretended to think seriously for a few seconds, and then said: "At least you shouldn't grow up like you, you are a doctoral student, you look like a trainee."

As soon as Shen Xing heard this, he knew that Huang Yuncheng had watched a lot of messy talent shows recently. He didn't want to continue to entangle him on this issue. He picked up the beer on the coffee table and took a sip. obvious.

Huang Yuncheng watched from the side, and felt that his small order was really not like a doctor of mathematics who had been tortured by academics from the outside.

And as a friend of the Ph.D. in Mathematics, he had a dinner with the Ph.D. in Mathematics, sat on the sofa after drinking and eating, and finally remembered to care about the recent situation of the Ph.D. in Mathematics: "What have you been doing recently, Dr. Shen Da?"

"Read literature, hold group meetings," Shen Xing put down the can, and added, "Be a teaching assistant for undergraduates."

Huang Yuncheng felt that he couldn't understand the first two items even if he kept asking, so he picked up the third item to expand the topic: "Being a teaching assistant? Is it easy to take care of the children now?"

A foolish face immediately appeared in Shen Xingyi's mind, and he twitched the corner of his mouth: "Do you think you should cross out half of the double integral sign on the question stem, and then tell me 'You are welcome, I will correct the mistake for you. ' Is it easy to take the little one with you?"

Huang Yuncheng laughed with a "chi": "Who is this, aren't you afraid that our Dr. Shen Da will train him to be bald?"

Shen Xing was deeply impressed by this problematic student: "Jiang Huang, from the School of Journalism, failed high math three times in a row, and this is the fourth retake."

"Hey, to be honest, I can actually understand him quite well. Don't you think it's a bit rascal in your school to teach mathematics for all majors?" Huang Yuncheng remembered something again, "Hey, Shen Xingyi, you have better insomnia. Is there a baby yet?"

As soon as Shen Xing was about to answer, the phone on the table suddenly turned on.

Huang Yuncheng caught a glimpse of it as a reminder: "Is there something serious?"

"Yeah." Shen Xing picked up the phone and tapped it a few times intently.

Huang Yuncheng waited for him to finish, but soon realized something was wrong.

He squinted his eyes and secretly glanced at the words on Shen Xingyi's screen. After seeing clearly, he showed an incredulous expression: "The anchor is preparing? Shen Xingyi, your main business is to watch the live broadcast? How beautiful is this anchor? Dr. Shen Da, who has not found a girlfriend for more than 20 years, is so fascinated?"

Before Shen Xingyi could speak, the live broadcast suddenly started.

A person with a picture of SpongeBob SquarePants covering his face appeared on the screen: "Can you hear me? I'm sorry, I've been posting videos before, this is my first live broadcast, I'm inexperienced, I'm wasting your time..."

"Fuck me? Is it a man?" Huang Yuncheng was taken aback, "I specially set up a reminder to watch a male SpongeBob SquarePants live broadcast, Shen Xingyi, are you gay?"

Shen Xingyi frowned because of this overly jumpy association, and denied it directly: "No."

SpongeBob greeted the audience: "Hi everyone, I am Shake, the sleep-up host of β station with 21 fans. Welcome to my live broadcast room."

"Sleeping the up master?" Huang Yuncheng thought of something, with a look of shock on his face, "Shen Xingyi, don't tell me that you rely on him to cure insomnia?"

Shake, who had finished declaring his home, cleared his throat, found a stack of small advertisements torn from the side of the street, and began to pick and choose: "Are you still troubled by insomnia? Welcome to follow my Lianmai Sleeping service, 10 minutes at a time, only 50 yuan, there is no middleman to make the difference, you can’t buy it at a loss, you can’t be fooled, the elder brother buys it and gives it to the sister-in-law, and the sister-in-law is very happy... Cough, this is all nonsense, then Now I have opened the order channel, everyone can go in and have a look if you need it, and if you think it is expensive, we can discuss it again."

A translucent product pop-up window appeared on the screen. Shen Xing clicked it. After browsing the details, he filled in 365 in the quantity column, and added two zeros after it.

Huang Yuncheng was stunned: "100 years? Shen Xingyi, you can't go to a mental hospital even if you are in a hurry, right? Although your family is rich, I think you should promote the virtues of thrift and family management. A good way to spend it, like sponsoring me to buy a yacht or something."

"Do I need to buy you another dock to park your yacht?" Shen Xing paused, as if the words he said next seemed unbelievable even to himself, "I can fall asleep listening to his voice."

There are many serious diseases in the world, such as cancer, leukemia, rheumatoid, and Shen Xingyi's insomnia.

He has been to the hospital, tried folk remedies, prescribed sleeping pills, bought more than a dozen brands of melatonin, and thrown more than 100 scented candles in the trash can. The speech at the academic conference was played before going to bed, and the final result was that he used the time of insomnia to prove that he had solved three international problems, and published seven SCI papers in one year, setting a record for direct doctoral students of the Mathematics Institute of S University.

One night, Shen Xingyi's fellow apprentice forwarded him a very popular video of putting him to sleep on β, saying that he could try this.

As soon as Shen Xing saw the girl who didn't dress well on the cover, she lost interest, but before going to sleep, she clicked on and listened to a few words with the mentality of a dead horse as a living doctor, and the tone of the voice that was choked made him extremely uncomfortable. He pressed the pause button neatly and wanted to quit, but unexpectedly, with a slip of his hand, he opened another sleeping video.

The up host in this video is a boy who doesn't show his face, and the screen only cuts to the chin position. It can be seen that the person looks thin and thin, with a beautiful shoulder line under the T-shirt.

Shen Xingyi didn't turn it off immediately this time, because the boy's voice was unexpectedly pleasant, with a clean texture unique to teenagers, and a little lazy taste, as clear as the newly formed bubbles in mint soda.

A few minutes later, Shen Xing put the phone next to the pillow. The boy on the screen was still reading a book at a leisurely pace, and would occasionally say a few nonsense words in between. Shen Xing didn't feel bothered, and closed his eyes I listened patiently, and fell asleep before I knew it.

By the time he regained consciousness, it was already the next morning.

Shen Xing has been staring straight at the ray of sunlight penetrating into the room through the gap in the curtains, and he can hardly believe that he fell asleep so naturally yesterday. The insomnia symptoms that have followed him for many years are self-evident, making this morning extraordinarily quiet and peaceful .

He quickly grabbed the phone, and the page was still stuck on the sleeping video. Shen Xingyi remembered the name of the up master, which was an English word, Shake.

Shake only has [-] lonely fans, the updates are very slow, and the content is also casual, and it doesn't try to please the audience.He only releases one or two videos every month, either chatting about unnutritious leisure time or reading, the span ranges from what he eats allergies to "Pig Raising Enterprises' Money-making Strategies and Refined Management Techniques", depending on his mood.

Shen Xingyi also tried to listen to other unpopular up masters to lull him to sleep, but the evil one is that only this low-yielding Shake like saline land works for him, so he can only repeat the cycle over and over again, not only remembering that Shake is allergic to female geese and male geese No allergies, no allergies to grapes, no allergies to grapefruit, and can proficiently recite the beginning of a series of inexplicable books such as "Making Money Strategies and Detailed Management Techniques for Pig Raising Enterprises".

He also sent a private message to Shake, asking if the other party would be willing to record some sleeping audio for him for a fee, but he never got a reply. Later, Shen Xingyi speculated that it might be because the price he charged was too high and he looked like a liar.

Finally, a few days ago, Shake posted a post, saying that because of life, he had to open a live broadcast to sell the service of sleeping with mics. This fell into Shen Xingyi's arms. He was afraid that Shake would be snatched away by others, so he entered the live broadcast room immediately today. Ordered for 100 years.

Shake's sleep service requires a deposit, and the amount is user-defined. In order to express his sincerity, Shen Xingyi directly typed four digits. After a while, Shake on the screen froze. Just when he thought he was When the frame of the phone freezes, Shake whispers: "Fuck, who is so..."

When he said this, Shake probably remembered that the father who gave him four-digit money should be sitting in front of the screen, stopped in time, read Shen Xingyi's username and said: "This friend named Continuous Mapping, Take a look at the private message, and I will send you a WeChat QR code."

Shen Xingyi minimized the live broadcast room, and sure enough, he saw a new message displayed on the envelope icon at the top of the screen.

He clicked on Shake's WeChat QR code, and when he saw the username clearly, he paused for a moment.

Then he quit the β station and opened WeChat, turned to the high mathematics course group of the journalism school where he was a teaching assistant this semester, and entered a name in the group search.

The searched group member has the same profile picture, the same name, and the same gender as Shake.

Jiang Huang.

Huang Yuncheng saw that Shen Xing's face was not right, so he asked him what's wrong.

"This Shake is the problem student I told you just now." Shen Xing paused word by word.

Huang Yuncheng was stunned for a few seconds, then he started to laugh out loud after he realized it, and said while laughing, "Dr. Shen Da, you have met your nemesis now."

Shen Xing stared at the phone screen for a while, and finally decided not to make trouble with his sleep. He re-registered a WeChat account, set his name and gender, and added Jiang Huang's friends.

Jiang Huang quickly greeted him: "Hi, I'm Shake, my WeChat name is my real name, and my name is Jiang Huang."

Before Shen Xingyi had time to reply, Jiang Huang sent another message: "Although it's not good to ask, but you spent so much money on my sleeping service, you didn't do it for me, did you?"

"Which one is with you?" Shen Xingyi asked lightly.

Jiang Huang probably thought it would be offensive to say it bluntly, so he changed the question in a tactful way: "Are you gay?"