The sweetest pheromone in the entertainment industry

In the cell of the Prince's Mansion, there was a scene of misery and misery. The handsome young eunuch stretched out his hand out of the cell and called out hoarsely, "Your Majesty."

Yan Zhen pretended to look away coldly, "I didn't protect you, I just wanted to lock you up so that you couldn't escape."

"..." Well, they have already been thrown into prison.

Qiao Ni sniffed and said, "My lord, it's so dark here, I'm afraid, I don't want to stay here alone. Can you let me out?"

Yan Zhen: "My lord, prepare a few more candles for Xiao Nizi."

Qiao Ni: "My lord, there is no place to sleep here."

Yan Zhen: "My lord, move in a big comfortable bed."

Qiao Ni: "My lord, I've been hungry for a long time."

Yan Zhen: "Your Majesty, prepare a table of sumptuous delicacies."

Qiao Ni: "My lord, I still want to go out and play with you."

Yan Zhen: "Stay here and don't run around, I will let you out in a few days." After finishing speaking, he turned and left.

"My lord~~~!" Qiao Ni's hands trembled like waving a handkerchief, tears streaming down his face, "Your lord, don't go, I'm afraid~~ I wish to be a lovebird in the sky, and Lian Lizhi in the ground, and you don't want to face it alone. Ups and downs, let me go out to accompany you! I will accompany you to see all the beautiful rivers and mountains, the wind, the flowers, the snow and the moon!"

Yan Zhen's footsteps paused, and then he walked without looking back.

Amid Qiao Ni's wailing, Wang Gonggong walked out with a constipated expression on his face.

Qiao Ni was the only person left in the cell, he took a breath, and said, "It would be nice to lock me in the bedroom, but what's the point of locking me in the prison?"

Director team: ...you have a good idea.

The prince doesn't let him go out, Qiao Ni is not in a hurry, anyway, he is a guest, if he can't go out, how can this variety show be filmed?So he waited idly, and made a little man out of straw.

The director team was shocked, Qiao Ni still has this skill?

Then they watched as Qiao Ni held the straw man and said, "The sky is spirited, the earth is spirited, all the demons and ghosts are gone. If you must look for it, then go to the director!——This straw man is the director!"

Director: "..." In the future, I will work with him like a dog.

"Little Niezi? Little Niezi?"

Qiao Ni waved the scarecrow: "Xiao Lunzi, here, here!"

Wang Sulun suddenly saw the scarecrow and was startled: "Xiao Nizi, have you become a scarecrow?"

"Are you the eyes of a mouse? Can you peek into it? So—the living can't see?"

Wang Sulun saw Qiao Ni in the dark prison, and asked, "Where did you come from, a scarecrow? It's kind of creepy."

"I pierced it. It's used to ward off evil spirits. I'll give you whatever you want."

- Hearing can ward off evil spirits, Wang Sulun immediately took over the scarecrow, "How to ward off evil spirits?"

Qiao Ni: "It's very simple, just paste the director's birth date on it, and just throw it over when the ghost comes."

Wang Sulun's head was full of question marks, "Why did you post the director's birth date?"

"Because he is the director, he can control all the ghosts in this variety show."

"..." It makes sense, but for a while, I couldn't tell whether it was metaphysics or science.

Wang Sulun put the scarecrow into his arms, "I heard from He Tiantian that you were arrested and she asked me to rescue you. Where is the key?"

Qiao Ni rolled his eyes: "If I had the key, wouldn't I open the door and go out by myself?"

"Then you step back, I'll kick the door open." Wang Sulun was gearing up.

Qiao Ni stepped back a few steps, Wang Sulun moved his long legs, flew up - kicked the door - the door did not move at all, not only did not move, he himself stuck his foot in the door, - his buttocks fell to the ground, and there was a sound .

Qiao Ni looked at this useless piece of wood with a blank expression, "You step back."

He kicked up, and with a clatter, the door opened.Wang Sulun was dumbfounded.

After the grandiose escape from prison, Qiao Ni learned from Wang Sulun that Shen Xingran had registered "The Prince's Secret" again, and when the two returned to Tongpu, He Tiantian and Shen Xingran were waiting for them.

The same brochure, with the words "secret" written on the cover, the props of the program group may have come from wholesale.

This time, He Tiantian was very careful to make the broiler book with flames. It took 3 minutes, and the handwriting was clearly visible. It really wasn't the words "big driving day" that he saw in the morning, but——

"Undead Legion?" Qiao Ni said word by word.

"What do you mean?" Wang Sulun asked.

Shen Xingran: "Since it is the prince's secret, he must have an undead army."

He Tiantian touched the fake beard on his mouth and thought, "The prince should raise soldiers in secret."

"Why did he raise soldiers?" Wang Sulun asked.

Qiao Ni frowned: "Throughout the ages, the royal family and nobles raised soldiers for one purpose - to rebel."

"rebel?!"

Shen Xingran: "Keep your voice down. Walls have ears. If someone hears you, you will be the one to behead next time."

He Tiantian said: "My lord wants to rebel, I must report such a big matter to the emperor."

Qiao Ni: "No!"

"why not?"

"If the emperor knows, the prince will die."

"Isn't that what should be done?" He Tiantian asked back, "If the prince is not dead, and he seeks to usurp the throne, then the emperor will die. If the emperor is dead, as his loyal subject, I will be beheaded too."

Qiao Ni said: "Physician He, I will find a way to keep you, so don't tell the emperor yet."

"Why do you keep me?"

"Because the lord has a deep affection for me now!"

"..."

Director team: I really know how to put gold on my face.

He Tiantian said rationally: "Even if the prince has a deep affection for you, what does it have to do with me? He can kill me first, and then coax you with sweet words, and you will be dizzy."

Qiao Ni: "...Give me some trust, please?"

Shen Xingran Wang Su Lunqi gave He Tiantian a thumbs up: "You are so right, this matter must be reported to the emperor."

Qiao reversely patted the table, "Reporting to the emperor, beheading the prince will solve all the mysteries in the palace? Don't forget, the princess was poisoned and we haven't found out who did it."

He Tiantian: "I'm just saying that, why are you so excited. Even if I report it to the emperor, how can I convict the prince based on this report alone? More evidence must be found to prove that the prince raised soldiers."

Qiao Ni heaved a sigh of relief, he didn't want Yan Zhen to go offline so soon.

"And I am more concerned about the word 'immortal'." He Tiantian said, "Is it the name of the legion, or does it have other meanings?"

"Undead..." Qiao Ni muttered these two words, his back felt cold, he thought of the princess who was about to turn into a corpse in the coffin.

It is impossible for people not to die, but they can "come back to life" in another form after death. Is this also "immortality"?

He Tiantian is a smart person. She naturally thought of what Qiao Ni could think of, and said her guess: "This undead army is probably still in the experiment."

"In the middle of an experiment?" Wang Sulun asked, "What experiment?"

"The experiment of 'immortality'."

"?"

Shen Xingran asked, "Then what shall we do now?"

He Tiantian: "If you want to find more evidence, you have to get in touch with the strange things that happened in the palace. Shen Xingran, you go to check the prince again, Qiao Ni and I will go to the princess's courtyard to see if Xiaolu has come back. "

As soon as the words fell, I heard the voice of Wang Gonggong from outside: "Xiao Lunzi, where are you being lazy? Come out for me quickly and go to the gate to meet someone."

Qiao Ni immediately hid behind the door, and He Tiantian hid Zhezi in his arms.

Wang Sulun walked out in two steps in three steps, "Elder-in-law! What's the matter?"

The prince almost bumped into this elder nephew, he swung his whisk, and said sharply: "Such a loud voice, are you going to scare me to death? Come with me to the gate of the palace to pick up the beauty."

"What beauty?"

"What kind of beauty is there, of course it is the beauty bestowed by the emperor to the prince."

Qiao Ni: "..."

Wang Sulun: "Isn't there already a Shen beauty, why is there still a beauty here?"

Wang Gonggong: "Probably the emperor heard that Shen Meiren is difficult to catch the eyes of the prince, so he rewarded another one."

"But the concubine just passed away, the emperor rewarded so many beauties, isn't it good?"

"What are you talking about, it's not because you ruined Shen Meiren!"

Wang Sulun & Shen Xingran: "..." How long will you be playing with this stalk?

After Wang Sulun followed the prince, Qiao Ni clenched his fists: "This emperor is too hateful."

He Tiantian: "He already has me as his concubine, yet he still has such a beauty."

"Go back to the palace and poison the emperor to death. The prince will ascend the throne, and I will be the rightful queen. I will give you a big red envelope."

He Tiantian dug his ears, "I'm crazy to poison the emperor for a red envelope."

He Tiantian is not crazy, but Qiao Ni is going crazy. He said, "I won't go to the west courtyard, I'll go and see what kind of beauty there is!"

"I'll take a look too." He Tiantian said, "If she's beautiful enough, I'll snatch her over."

"??" Qiao Ni burst into tears of gratitude, "You really are my good friend, since Xiao Lunzi can rape Shen Meiren, you can also rape this beauty!"

He Tiantian: "You're welcome. I'm just taking revenge on the emperor."

Director group: ... Is the plot developing in a strange direction?

Shen Xingran was also very interested in this new beauty, so the four of them gathered at the gate of the palace to welcome the new beauty.It was still the red sedan chair, and it could still be seen that it was cracked by Qiao Ni's kick, which was glued together with tape.

Four people: "..." The program group really saves money.

A slender hand opened the car curtain, and a woman in red walked out. The clothes on her body were the same as Shen Xingran's.

It is even more true that this is a prop from the program group wholesale.

According to Qiao Ni's observation, Yan Zhen's princely attire has changed at least three times from yesterday to now, and they are all exquisite.As for the clothes of their guests and other NPCs, there were only pitiful ones—not including the patched untouchable clothes that Qiao Ni wore when he first entered the palace.

The actor's treatment is different.

The woman in red is not only red on her body, but also on her face, because she is covered with a red veil.

"She looks like a stunning beauty." He Tiantian said.

Qiao Ni encouraged: "Go up!"

But He Tiantian regretted it: "I don't want to disturb the plot, so forget it."

The director team was very pleased that He Tiantian was indeed a steady person.

"Don't give up so easily!" Qiao Ni shouted.

He Tiantian shook his head in pain, "It seems that this beauty has nothing to do with me."

Qiao Ni was in a hurry, walked over with his head held high, - kicked on the sedan chair - clicked, the sedan chair cracked again.

Wang Gonggong screamed: "Good you little rebellious son! You are not in a prison, why did you come here?!"

Qiao Ni glanced at the beauty, "I just ran here, what can you do with me?"

The prince was so angry that his nose was almost crooked, "Let's go and argue in front of the prince!"

"Right on my mind!"

Qiao Ni and the new beauty went to meet the prince.

Yan Zhen was reading a book in the study room, and the prince was the first to speak out: "The prince is not good, the little rebel is so bold, he ran out of the cell, and beat the new beauty! That is the beauty rewarded by the emperor!"

Yan Zhen raised his eyes and looked at Qiao Ni lightly, "How did you escape?"

Qiao Ni: "I kicked open the door and walked out. I still have to ask you, there are no candles, big beds, and meals that were promised! The prince did not follow through."

"Is what Xiao Nizi said true?" Yan Zhen asked the prince.

Wang Gonggong blushed, "Isn't this just about to be done, Xiao Nizi ran away..."

"Go down and get twenty big boards."

"My lord!"

Yan Zhen no longer looked at the prince, but asked Qiao Ni: "Did you hit a beauty?"

Qiao Ni: "No, I just kicked my proud son."

Yan Zhen looked at his feet, "Your feet are not big, but you are quite good at kicking them."

"Hmph~" Qiao Ni raised his chin proudly.

Yan Zhen looked at the beauty, "Go and rest first."

But the beauty suddenly took out a dagger from her bosom, and stabbed at Yan Zhen: "King Yan! Take your life!!"

Qiao Ni was taken aback, for a split second, without thinking, he stood in front of Yan Zhen: "My lord, be careful!"

The dagger pierced his body, and Qiao Ni fell into Yan Zhen's arms like a beautiful petal falling.

After the assassination, the beauty left quickly.

"Little Nizi!" Yan Zhen caught Qiao Ni, a man as firm as steel, but at this moment he was extremely flustered.

The dagger has a spring switch, which retracts when it stabs a person, and then sticks to the body.Qiao fell into Yan Zhen's arms, but there was no blood coming out of his mouth, so he squeezed tears desperately: "My lord..."

Yan Zhen called out: "Physician He!"

Qiao Ni raised his hand and stroked Yan Zhen's face, "My lord, I am willing to die for you."

"Don't say stupid things." Yan Zhen said in a hoarse voice, "You won't die."

"No, I'm going to die."

"You're not going to die."

"I'm literally dying."

"I will never let you die!"

"My lord..."

"Little traitor..."

Director group: ......... Is it over? !

He Tiantian poked his head in: "Well, can I go in?"

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