The sweetest pheromone in the entertainment industry

No one expected that the end of the 200 million day date would end in food poisoning.This might just be the most watched and hilarious dating livestream ever.

After all, he was a top-level Alpha, and Yan Zhen's poisoning reaction was not strong. He hung up a bottle of potion in the hospital, went to the toilet, and his complexion returned to normal.

Yan's family rushed over, not informed by Qiao Ni, Yan Ba ​​was also watching the live broadcast, and as soon as her brother got into the ambulance, she notified the family.But seeing that Yan Zhen and Qiao Ni were both in good health, they broke up after a while of noise.

Busy until early morning, the husband and wife returned home and looked at each other, dumbfounded.

"Are you really feeling well?" Yan Zhen asked Qiao Ni.

"No." Qiao Ni also felt strange. Through the examination, the hospital determined that the source of the food poisoning was mushroom soup. Alphas with a strong physique like Yan Zhen showed symptoms of poisoning. Qiao Ni drank half a bowl, but nothing happened.

Although he said that he was not uncomfortable, he prescribed a double dose of medicine in case he needed it.

"So tired." Qiao Ni threw himself on the bed after taking a shower, "So tired, so tired, so tired!"

He said he was so tired, but he laughed loudly, kicking his own Alpha, "Go away, I don't want to see you."

Yan Zhen hugged Qiao Ni, and stroked his hair with his lips, "It's been a hard day for you today."

"I've never been so tired recording a horror variety show." Qiao Ni complained, "When you have any plans next time, can you tell me, at least let me prepare in advance?"

"I want to surprise you."

"I was just terrified."

"But starting today, there will be a lot of people taking our cp. When we make it public, everyone will accept it more easily. It's not bad for you."

Qiao Ni groaned, "I'm still not happy."

Yan Zhen kissed him on the cheek, "Are you so happy?"

"Not happy." Qiao Ni turned his face away.

Yan Zhen scratched him, "So?"

"Hahahaha go away!" Qiao Ni kicked and hit him.

"Well, it seems that I can only use my ultimate weapon." Yan Zhen took out his mobile phone and showed him a number, "This is a reward from netizens today."

Qiao Ni suddenly jumped up like a live fish: "1000 million virtual currency is 100 million?!"

"This is still a virtual currency, and there are more gifts."

Qiao Ni was dizzy, one million a day was not a dream, he said to Yan Zhen with piercing eyes: "Can we still date tomorrow? I can also date for a month in a row!"

Yan Zhen smiled, he liked Qiao Ni's appearance as a small money fan, hugged him and kissed him loudly, "Of course, but it can no longer be broadcast live."

If you watch their dates once or twice, it may be fresh, but if you watch them too much, you will get bored, and the gains outweigh the losses.

Qiao Ni made a "cut", and he was just playing, holding the virtual currency in the phone, and fell asleep sweetly after a while.It really made him and Yan Zhen go on a live broadcast for a month. In front of netizens, let alone the vest, his underwear would fall off cleanly.

Yan Zhen kissed Qiao Ni's eyes, pulled up the quilt, and hibernated together.

After earning a small amount of money a year ago, Qiao Ni posted on Weibo, "Mr. Yan is fine", then put away his phone and played with his own.He swore in the circle of friends: If anyone dares to tempt me to make money again, I will chop him up.

Friends and relatives praised it one after another.

On New Year's Eve, Qiao Ni went to Lingshan again. Not only did he not see his father, but there were so many tourists that he almost couldn't squeeze him down the mountain, and the entrance fee was doubled.

Qiao Ni, who didn't want to lose money, bought several amulets, because his father said that there would be a [-]% discount.Results are not discounted.

"He lied to me!" Qiao Ni said to Yan Zhen, "He lied to me!"

"He said that there will be a [-]% discount for visa application." Yan Zhen said.

So Qiao Ni went to the long queue to ask for a lottery, but there was no discount, and it was half the price than usual.

Qiao Ni: "..."

Yan Zhen comforted, "Chinese New Year, it's normal."

Fortunately, Qiao Ni's lottery was "Daji", so he was not particularly angry, and took the cable car down the mountain.

The cable car can overlook the scenery of the distant mountains, but the mountains are covered with white snow, rolling and overlapping.The world is vast, and they are like a speck of dust in the floating world.

"The sky is so high, the land is so vast, and we are so small." Qiao Ni said sadly.

Yan Zhen took his hand, "I am your sky and your land, as long as I am not young."

Qiao Ni: "..."

Yan Zhen managed to tease his own Omega, and was punched twice in the cable car.

After eating a sumptuous New Year's Eve dinner and watching the Spring Festival Gala with Mr. Yan, in Qiao Ni's opinion, except for a few singing and dancing, the skits are simply vulgar and clumsy.

Netizens complained that it was not as innovative as Qiao Ni and Yao Wenzhu's skit "Xiao Zhou is a Beta" at the TV station's New Year's Eve party in City A.

There are three sketches in total. The first one is about the pregnancy of Omega's wife, a Beta hooks up with Alpha's husband, Omega and Beta fight, and finally the husband comes forward and severely rejects Beta.

[This sketch is so simple, it belittles the three genders of ABO at the same time, could it be a eunuch who compiled this sketch? ]

[Alpha's husband won't refuse at the beginning, and have to wait for his wife to fight with a third party before showing up? ]

[Do you dare to make it more realistic? Alpha's husband will definitely not be able to refuse Beta]

The second sketch is even more amazing. It is about two Betas, a man and a woman, falling in love, and a male Alpha intervenes. This Alpha was originally only interested in one Beta, but at the end of the show, both Betas fell in love with Alpha. , The three became husband and wife.

[Why should my eyes be so hot by this skit? ! ]

[Help, although I'm a Beta, but it's really not just a random Alpha who can fall in love with him]

[One-A polygamy is really not used in this way, the screenwriter's brain is flooded]

[Alphas are becoming more and more disgusting, except for Yan Zhen, who is a rare Alpha who confesses that he will only have one spouse]

[I want to blatantly say that the one-A polygamy system is a dross left over from ancient times. When will it be abolished? ]

The third sketch doesn't talk about the love between men and women, but "family and country righteousness". Why do you put double quotation marks?Because the plot is also confusing.

There are three ABOs, Alpha goes to join the army, Beta also goes to join the army, only Omega, limited by his own conditions, cannot join the army to serve the motherland. Omega was waiting for the return of two friends in his hometown, but what he waited for was the news that they died in battle. Omega was heartbroken, resolutely concealed his gender, and joined the army under the name of Beta's twin brother - it happened that his brother was a coward.

Looking at the first half of the plot, it’s okay. Why is Omega only beautiful and weak?It should be self-improvement.As soon as the audience became interested, they thought it would be a little different, and then came the shit-feeding plot. Omega came to a climax on the way to join the army, was marked by an Alpha and became pregnant, and went home to have a baby.

[Sure enough, you shouldn’t have expectations for the skits in the Spring Festival Gala. It’s been so many years, and there is no innovation at all]

[It’s too poisonous, I’ve learned the lesson, all the screenwriters of the Spring Festival Gala sketches in recent years have worshiped cancer]

[Alpha standing at the top of all genders enjoys the best welfare in society, isn't that enough?Why suppress the underlying Beta?And Omega, really not only have the function of giving birth to children...]

……

Qiao Ni carefully searched the Spring Festival Gala skits of previous years, and they were similar to this year's. They either praised the one-A polygamy system, or raised Alpha's social status openly and covertly.But it was the first time that the crowd was so angry like this year.

This also shows that the tolerance of the people is reaching its limit.

He thinks this is a good thing.

And those of the older generation, such as Yan Lao, just watched for fun, and didn't even realize that something was wrong.Probably because he is also an Alpha who has enjoyed social welfare for most of his life, he was paralyzed and took it for granted.Sober Alphas like Yan Zhen are rare.

In other words, most Alphas are well aware of the privileges they have, such as meeting that scumbag in the amusement park restaurant, and they don't want to change the status quo at all.

People have the instinct to seek advantages and avoid disadvantages. Who would think that they have too many privileges?It is this kind of injustice that has caused the rebellious hearts of the people.

Qiao Ni laughed, and if things go on like this, the abolition of the one-A polygamy system is not a dream, and this day will surely be seen in my lifetime.

That night, Qiao Ni received two big lucky red envelopes, one from his in-laws and one from his grandfather.He took photos and posted on Weibo.

——@乔差: It’s the first time I receive lucky money, I’m happy.

Fans congratulated the New Year and showed him red envelopes. Just as they were watching with gusto, another red envelope appeared in front of his eyes.

"?" Qiao Ni stared at the red envelope, "Why?"

"The lucky money I gave you."

"Why did you give me the New Year's money?"

"Want to give it to you. Take it."

Qiao Ni saw that the red envelope was not thick, thought that Yan Zhen was just trying to show it, so he took it, opened it, and found that it was a check for 100 million.The 100 million Joe from the dating live broadcast deserves it, because it is his hard-earned money, and the 100 million New Year's money is a bit hot.Qiao Ni said, "I don't want so much, I have money."

Yan Zhen: "Then it's the New Year's money for those orphans."

"...that's fine." Qiao Ni gave out 100 yuan to every orphan helped by the Anxin Foundation, which can be regarded as charity for Yan Zhen.

I hope those orphans have a good year like myself.

The only regret is that there is no news from his father, and Zhou Yun did not send a New Year greeting, and Ivan doesn't know what to ask.

On the first day of the new year, it snowed heavily.The manor was covered in silver, and Qiao Ni originally thought that there would be a lot of relatives from the Yan family visiting to pay New Year's greetings, but in the end none of them came, only Hua Liandie came.

After asking, I found out that from the [-]th day of the new year to the third day of the first lunar month, the Yan family refused visitors, and only wanted to live in peace for a few days.

Yan Ba ​​and Hua Liandie build a snowman in the yard and have a snowball fight. Hua Liandie can't beat Yan Ba ​​and asks Qiao Ni for help.

The snow crystals were kneaded into balls in the palm of his hand and became as hard as a hockey puck. Qiao Ni felt that his hands hurt from the cold, so he looked for an opportunity to throw it over. Yan Ba ​​screamed and fell on the ground.

"Sister-in-law, you bully me!" Yan Ba ​​rolled on the ground, "I'll go find my brother, you just wait for me."

Hua Liandie laughed with her hands on her hips.

Yan Ba ​​forced her brother to join her camp. Yan Zhen didn't want to play such childish games, so she asked her to find Yan Yang.Yan Yang said that he wanted to accompany Chu Lan.

Chu Lan had a big belly and it was inconvenient to play. As his husband, Yan Yang certainly couldn't leave his wife to play by himself, so he declined.

"Brother, brother, my dear brother." Yan Ba ​​said pitifully, "As long as you help me avenge my revenge, I will be your cow and horse."

Yan Zhen rubbed a small snowball and looked at Qiao Ni.

Qiao Ni preemptively hit his Alpha shoulder with a ball, "Goodjob!"

Yan Zhen raised his eyelids, "You provoked me."

Qiao Ni ran away.

Yan Zhen's ball was easily thrown onto his shoulder, and then he rubbed four or five snowballs, throwing them over without haste, allowing Qiao to twist like a snake against his pace, hitting again and again.

"Yan Zhen!" Qiao Ni glared at him with snow crystals all over his head, "I'm angry."

Yan Zhen hooked his fingers to let him smash it back.

So it becomes a couple's game, they specialize in each other.Losing Qiao Ni's help, Hua Liandie became the five scum of war again, was tortured by Yan Ba, and ran all over the ground screaming.

Qiao Ni was having fun with Yan Zhen, and Lin Xianyao called out: "Qiao Ni, do you want the New Year's gift from your father?"

"Yes, yes!" Qiao Ni immediately dropped his Alpha, ran to Lin Xian, and smiled sweetly, "Uncle, happy new year, where is the gift my father gave me?"

He looked around, expecting to see another truck full of banknotes.

Lin Xian laughed and said, "Where are you looking? Here."

The gift was a small box the size of a palm in Lin Xian's hand.

Qiao Ni opened it immediately, and inside was a bright pink gemstone worth millions.

"It's so beautiful!" Yan Ba, who loves pink, was attracted.

Qiao Ni threw the jewel to Yan Ba ​​and said, "My father didn't give it to me."

Lin Xian raised his eyebrows: "Can you guess all this?"

"What old father would give his son a pink gem?"

"Miscalculated, should I choose sapphire?"

Qiao Ni stretched out his hand, "A gift."

As if by magic, Lin Xian took out another small box from his pocket. Qiao Ni opened it and found a rock the size of a thumb inside.

"..."

Lin Xian: "Your father said that he picked it up under the most dangerous cliff in the world. It has special meaning. You will definitely like it."

Qiao Ni glanced at the shining gem in Yan Ba's hand, and said with difficulty: "Yes, I like it."

Dad, you overestimate my taste.

After the new year, those who go to work go to work, those who go to school go to school, Qiao Ni will also start the new year's business.

The first issue of the third season of "It's Dark, It's Coming" is officially launched in the highly anticipated.

The author has something to say: Han Mo: My son's taste must be as good as mine.

Qiao Ni: ...well.