The sweetest pheromone in the entertainment industry

[Is this... the big fish that Qiao Ni caught...? ]

[Forgive me for not seeing the world, is there actually a fish that looks like a sex toy? ? ? ]

[…………………]

[It’s still moving, the water resistance is really good, can I ask which company produced it? /shy]

[This was caught in the lake of Yan Zhen's house, so it must be his product, right? ]

[The lake does not belong to his family, it belongs to the country. Thank you, please don’t mislead others]

[I laughed unkindly, Qiao Ni's fishing skills are really good, I can't catch this kind of "fish" in my life]

[I'm so dumbfounded, he is also dumbfounded]

[This is a spoof by the program group, right? ? ? ]

Program team: We didn't expect it!

Quickly mosaic that toy.

"What? It's disgusting." Hua Miao said.

Zhu Li said: "What's so disgusting, everyone has it except the female Omega."

The only female Omega seedling on the scene: "..."

Qiao Ni silently put the little toy back into the water.

[Poor child, you must have been frightened silly]

[The program team is too much, Qiao Ni is only 22 years old, what a pure little brother, actually teasing him like this! ]

[I don’t even want to catch fish anymore, I don’t know if it will cast a shadow on fishing in the future]

[Although it's funny, it's really spoofed too much]

Program Team: It's really none of our business...

However, they couldn't argue with each other, could it be said that it was not arranged by them in advance, but by Yan Zhen's family?Do you still want that show?

They have to carry this pot on their backs, in exchange for a lot of benefits.

Maybe because Qiao Ni was depressed, Zhu Li comforted him: "It's okay, I will definitely catch real fish next time."

Qiao Ni: "I don't want to fish anymore."

[Look, look, my baby is really scared]

[Brother, don’t be afraid, I also have this kind of thing]

[To be honest, I also have…]

[I also……]

[What kind of large-scale "recognition of relatives" scene is this? ? ? /laugh and cry]

[I want to say that the xx brand is super easy to use!proud face]

[What is there to hide, what era is it, who hasn't ordered small toys yet?This is probably the first time Qiao Ni has seen it, and under such circumstances, it’s a little bit of a dead end]

[If I fish and catch this, I'll be shocked, it's all the show's fault! ]

[He is still sick, and finally wants to have fun fishing, but it turns out... sosad]

……

The direction of this public opinion is naturally Yan Zhen's Xingyu Studio, and Taxing Studio, the moment they saw Qiao Ni lifting the fishing rod, they reached a consensus within a minute: this pot must be thrown out. .

The program team took this pot, and the scolding they endured was only temporary, but the benefits were long-term, not a loss.

Next was Qiao Ni, he had to act like he was frightened, he lived up to expectations, or maybe he was really frightened.

Qiao Nian was helpless and worried. Although the little toy was found in the lake, it was near Yan Zhen's house after all. Could his reputation have been ruined?

Hua Miao smiled slightly: "Qiao Ni, don't be discouraged, although I didn't catch any fish, I was very happy."

Qiao Ni barely dealt with them, "I'm sorry, I scared you."

"Why are you apologizing? It's not your fault." Zhu Li said.

[It's the program team's fault! ! ! ]

Program group: Curse it, scold it, the more scolding, the more popular it is, the more benefits.

Qiao Ni: "Oh, maybe I'm not lucky."

[Brother, don't be modest, show your confidence in catching dolls in country M! ]

[Yeah yeah, I can’t catch fish, but I can catch dolls]

[Hahaha everyone must watch the video of Qiao Ni catching dolls, he is out of luck]

Ivan stretched out his hand towards Qiao Ni: "I'm pretty lucky, do you want to shake it?"

Qiao Ni: "..."

[Aww, Aww, Ivan is so flirtatious!He is actively expressing his favor! ]

Qiao Ni still said: "AB can't give or take, haha."

[...I believe your nonsense, didn't you shake hands with Yan Zhen when you first came? ? ]

[It seems that our elder brother has another place in his heart, can't he really be Yan Zhen? ]

[Mr. Landlord X love reality show brother, please don’t hesitate to start chatting]

Ivan didn't care either, "Why don't I catch a few from the pond I went to just now, I'm also good at this."

Qiao Ni: "...Farewell. That's a fish raised by Mr. Yan's family."

Zhu Li also said: "Not very good."

Hua Miao joked, "Today might not be a good day to eat fish."

The atmosphere became lively again.

Back at the main house, Yan Zhen was nowhere to be seen.Qiao Ni guessed that he should deal with such an emergency.Qiao Ni told the other three people that they were not feeling well and they should take a rest.

Back in the guest room and hiding in the bathroom, he just unlocked his phone when he received a video call from Lin Wan.

Qiao Ni connected secretly: "Mom."

Lin Wan apologized: "Little Qiao, I surprised you——Yan Ba, get over here."

Yan Ba ​​seemed to have been scolded, and her eyes were red in the video, "Sister-in-law, I'm sorry, I was wrong. My mother will deduct my pocket money for a year! I will write a [-]-word review ... Sister-in-law, I really know that I was wrong, so please persuade Mom."

The [-]-word self-criticism is okay, the pocket money for a year is almost killing Yan Ba, how can she be short of money as a pampered young lady?But she also knows that money is a good thing, and it is the capital for her rich life.

Qiao Ni sighed: "Yan Ba, you are 20 years old, this joke is too much, do you know that?"

Yan Ba ​​Chickpecker nodded: "I know, I know, I know I'm wrong..."

Qiao Ni continued: "You are a screenwriter, and you have a lot of weird ideas in your head. For you at the age of 20, this is a talent and an inspiration. But life is not a script. Do you think I can find out and dismantle it? The 'bomb' you planted, but I can't, I'm ashamed."

"Sister-in-law, you are not ashamed, everyone loves you..."

"That's because the program team took the blame." Lin Wan interrupted her daughter sharply, "If it wasn't for your brother and sister-in-law's timely public relations strategy, our entire Yan family would be ashamed now."

Yan Ba: "Mum, I was wrong, don't deduct my pocket money..."

"To write a review, there must be no less than one word in [-] characters, and the sentence cannot be repeated."

"sister in law……"

Qiao Ni: "Go and write, I like you."

Yan Ba: "..."

Qiao Nihu asked again: "Where did you get so many 'toys'?"

Yan Ba ​​pouted and said pitifully, "I want it from Hua Liandie."

Qiao Ni was not surprised at all. Yan Zhen decided to use the manor as the filming location of "The House for Four" on the spur of the moment. Yan Ba ​​was also "kicked out" in a hurry. How could she have time to prepare such adult products?The only way is, her bad friend Hua Liandie, Sao O Hua Liandie, experienced in many battles.

Only Hualiandie can take out so many small toys at once.

Qiao Ni: So I was tricked by my sister and my partner?

Yan Ba ​​went to write the review, Lin Wan had a headache and said: "Little Qiao, I discussed it with her father and the old man. This girl must learn a lesson. We will talk about it in detail after you finish recording the program."

"?" Isn't it as simple as deducting a year's pocket money?

Qiao Nian washed his face and cleared his mind. Just as he was about to leave the bathroom, the phone rang again, and he answered it with a blank expression.

"Qiao Qiao~ I'm sorry, I didn't expect things to turn out like that." Hua Liandie cried loudly, "Listen to me, I gave those toys to Yan Ba, but I really didn't expect her to use them You're lying! I thought she was using it herself... If I knew, I wouldn't have given her so many toys. Qiao Qiao, don't blame me, please?"

Qiao Ni said nothing.

"Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

Qiao Ni said, "Yan Ba ​​was deducted a year's pocket money."

"Oh, I feel at ease then."

Hua Liandie chirped and quacked and scolded Yan Ba ​​once, saying that she was dragged into the water, so many small toys, some of which were specially bought abroad, just disappeared.

Qiao Ni listened impatiently, and was about to hang up, only to hear Hua Liandie say again: "That Hua Miao is a distant relative of my family, she is my niece. She met Yan Zhen when she was a child and said she wanted to marry him."

Qiao Ni: "..."

"Let me just remind you, Qiao Qiao, don't be careless." Hua Liandie didn't want her distant niece to climb on her head, "Oh and also, she wasn't invited when you got married, so I didn't know you were married."

Qiao Ni: "Oh."

Qiao Ni was not worried about this, even Zhou Yun hadn't hooked Yan Zhen, and it was even more impossible for Hua Miao, her rank was too low.And it seems that he is half-hearted, and seems to have a good impression of Ivan.

However, Yan Zhen is really attractive.

Qiao Ni's heart was sour and sweet.

He was leaning on the bed, and before he was about to fall asleep, the last message he received was from Yan Zhen: Our reputation is not damaged, let's rest well.

After sleeping until the afternoon, Qiao Ni went out to see the follower, went downstairs with a normal face, and greeted everyone.

The three of them were having afternoon tea in the small teahouse, and the atmosphere was harmonious.

[Qiao Ni's spirit seems to have recovered]

[Lovely.jpg]

[It’s said that I haven’t seen Mr. Landlord since this morning, I miss him]

[Yan Zhen is not a guest, of course it is impossible to appear all day long, unless the program team spends a lot of money]

[I beg the program team to spend some money, let him show up! ]

Program group: We also think about it, but the actor only borrows the house, not others.

Qiao Ni understands why Yan Zhen doesn't show up. If he shows up, he will inevitably be questioned about the "little toy". It is a wise choice to "disappear" directly.

The four of them chatted to further deepen their understanding of each other. Qiao didn't talk too much, and he knew in his heart that because of "fishing", netizens must have a lot of hot comments about him, and if he wants to be a "green leaf" persona, he must From then on, I tried to reduce my sense of existence as much as possible, and let some audiences maintain a good impression of him.

The topic let it take its course and talked about the history of relationships.

Ivan didn't shy away: "I talked about it twice, when I was in high school and college."

Hua Miao asked: "Then are you with Omege or Beta?"

"My first love was Omega, and I was with Beta in college."

"Why did you break up?"

Ivan shrugged, "They say I'm Alpha."

Huamiao didn't know, so: "What's wrong with Alpha? Isn't it good?"

Zhu Li said: "If I remember correctly, country Y also implements a polygamy system."

Ivan: "That's it."

Hua Miao: "I don't mind."

[Wow~ Is this a public confession? ]

[What's wrong with A polygamy?If I can have a handsome guy like Aiwen, I am willing to be his concubine~]

[I want to give birth to Alpha~~~]

[...This is the reason why I don't follow Alpha, I want to say violently, this system is too strange!Just seal the title, I can’t bear to watch a love reality show and be poisoned by this system]

Ivan suddenly asked Qiao Ni: "What do you think of the one-A polygamy system?"

Qiao Ni: "..."

Qiao Ni didn't know if Hua Miao's words were sincere, but he could be sure that her words followed the mainstream culture and were recognized by most people.

"...I think monogamy is very good." Qiao Ni knew very well that with his current fame and power, it would be like hitting a stone with a pebble to refute the one-A polygamy system in public, but he didn't want to go against his heart and give give this ambiguous answer.

Ivan smiled and said, "I'm asking you about polygamy, not monogamy."

[He asks Qiao Ni like that, does he really have a crush on Qiao Ni, so he wants to have Hua Miao and Qiao Ni at the same time? ]

[...Can you still do this? ? ]

["A Cabin for Four" has always had only one or two couples, is it going to break through the lower limit today and become a threesome? ]

[What did i do wrong?I am not opposed to the polygamy system, but I just want to see a couple for a lifetime, pure love]

[Suddenly a little nauseous]

[This is a love reality show, Ivan is so straightforward, it’s not good]

[I can't understand more and more...]

Qiao Ni couldn't figure out what this mixed-race Alpha was thinking. Ivan's appearance, family background, and gender were all good cards. .

Not only that, but Qiao Ni had to accompany him to "play cards".

"Then what do you think of yourself?" Qiao Ni asked.

Ivan raised the corner of his lips: "To be honest, I think this system is shit."

[…? ? ? ? ]

Program Team: ...What did we do wrong?It's only the second day, there are problems one after another, this show won't be cut, right? ?

The audience can speak violently and doubt the country's system, but if it comes from the mouth of the guests, the nature is different.

The author has something to say: add more later~

ps: Everyone in the Yan family is changing and growing, only Yan Ba ​​is still in the ivory tower, unaware of the sufferings of the world.She grew up doted on by her family, and she needed an opportunity for her family to let her out of the ivory tower and accept the beatings from the society, so as to become a mature girl orz

——From the author who was so scolded that he almost doubted his life

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