The sweetest pheromone in the entertainment industry

Open the bathroom window to let the moisture escape.Qiao Ni sprayed him and Yan Zhen with pheromone disruptors and eliminators, then walked out cautiously, closed the bathroom door, and smiled awkwardly and politely at the camera.

[Hahahaha my brother came out after pulling the tuba]

[You are good or bad, you only pick when people are inconvenient to play cards]

[Why do I watch people get bigger in the love reality show in the middle of the night, and I still enjoy watching it/laughing and crying]

[Qiao Ni's shy look is so cute]

Hua Miao pursed her lips and smiled coquettishly: "Did I bother you?"

Qiao Ni pretended to be indifferent: "It's okay."

Ivan sat on the ground with two decks of poker in his hands. He was a master of cooking and shuffled the cards very well. "What do you guys play? Fried Golden Flower? Fighting Landlords? Fifty k?"

"I only know how to play Fighting the Landlord," Hua Miao said.

"Four against the Landlord..." Ivan smiled, "That's fine."

Qiao Ni: "Playing here? How about we go to the living room."

"Playing cards is more fun in the bedroom." Ivan casually greeted them to sit down, "Whoever loses the most tonight will have three meals tomorrow. Is there any objection to this bet?"

Hua Miao waved her hand: "No, I'm not very good at poker, and I don't know how to cook."

"Then you're not the master."

The landlord draws cards to decide, whoever gets that card will own it, or he can choose not to give it to someone else.

Qiao Ni sat cross-legged and caught him the first time he was the landlord. Ivan asked him if he wanted it. Qiao Ni thought for a while and said, "Yes."

Ivan raised the corner of his lips: "Yes."

Qiao Ni: "..."

[Ahhh yes! ! ! ]

[I seem to understand/shy]

[Alvin is so bad, but I like it]

[Is this sexual harassment? ]

The face of Yan Zhen in the bathroom sank like water.

Qiao Ni pretended not to understand, and continued to draw his own cards. The landlord could get the last seven extra cards.

Start with a single card, the other three also have a single card, Qiao Ni threw a small bomb, Ivan also dumped a small bomb, Hua Miao and Zhu Li didn't want it.Qiao Ni calmly threw out a pair of bombs.

ivan shook his head.

Although Qiao Ni's big cards were all out, the remaining cards in his hand were small cards that could be paired, and no one could catch them. Finally, he calmly threw down a "J of Clubs".

[Joe reversed this game and won beautifully]

[brand ok]

[In fact, ivan's cards are not bad, but he didn't have time to dominate]

In the second round, Qiao Ni caught the landlord, and Ivan asked him if he wanted it, but Qiao Ni laughed it off.

[Why don't you say you want it? ]

In the next few rounds, whether it was luck or unlucky, Qiao Ni actually became the landlord five times in a row, and every time he miraculously turned his back against the wind as if with the help of a god, turning the crisis into safety.

In the fourth time as a landlord, Qiao Ni didn't even think he would win, but miraculously, he played all the cards smoothly.

The audience was shocked.

[Is this also arranged by the program group? ? ? ]

[Impossible, can you cheat in playing cards? ]

[Everyone is under the nose, Qiao Ni can cheat the owner again and again, but his cards cannot be faked, unless someone releases the water]

[Ivan lost on purpose]

[To win is to win, to lose is to lose, obviously it is because of the brother's order of playing cards]

[Ai Wen lost so many embarrassing times as an Alpha, how could he lose on purpose]

[It's just a small game for leisure and entertainment, why don't you be so serious]

[Qiao Ni really narrowly won the fourth game, luck is also part of strength]

[I'm out of luck, why don't I have such good luck fishing]

[Hahahahaha don't mention this, let Qiao Ni save some face, okay? ]

……

Hua Miao blinked and looked at Qiao Ni, "Qiao Ni, you are so amazing."

Qiao Ni smiled modestly: "I'm lucky tonight." As he said that, he glanced at the bathroom. It has been more than half an hour. Is Yan Zhen okay in there?

The game must end as soon as possible, so he yawned deliberately: "Why don't we stop here tonight and let's continue tomorrow?"

ivan: "If you win, you will fall asleep, there is no way."

Qiao Ni: "..."

[Hahahaha Alpha's dignity has been challenged]

[Ewen looks cute when he refuses to admit defeat]

[The card god blesses Qiao Ni to win and win all the time, so that they don't have to sleep all night/狗头]

[God do I want to watch them play a night of poker? ? ]

[I'll order some fried chicken and beer first]

In the sixth game, the landlord was caught by Hua Miao. She immediately said no, and Ivan immediately asked for it. The first strike finally won the game.Hua Miao glanced at Qiao Ni resentfully: "Your undefeated record is gone."

Qiao Ni said: "If you are the owner of this game, maybe you will win."

Hua Miao regretfully said, "I knew I was going to die."

In the seventh round, Zhu Li caught the landlord, but failed to beat the "ABO civilian" on the opposite side.

In the eighth game, Qiao Ni caught the landlord again, and he said, "No."

ivan: "I want to."

[? ? ?Why not? ]

[Could it be that I gave it to Ivan on purpose? ]

[I smelled a basic love, and I still want to drink this pair~]

[I bet Alvin wins]

[If ivan wins, it means that Qiao Ni has a crush on him, right? ]

[Rubbing hands expectantly.jpg]

Five minutes later, with seven or eight cards left in his hand, he shook his head and smiled, "I lost."

[Ah this...]

[Qiao Ni's cards are not very good in this round. It is normal for him to give up the landlord. As for winning, Zhu Li's cards are better]

Ivan stood up, "I'll go and make it easier."

When Qiao Ni was in the middle of his mind, the alarm bell rang loudly. Seeing Ivan walking to the bathroom, he dropped the card, got up and stopped in front of Ivan, "No!"

Ivan wondered: "No? Can't I go for convenience?"

[? ? ? ? ]

Qiao Ni said, "You go to the other bathroom."

"Why?" Ivan asked.

Qiao Ni thought of a good reason when he was playing cards, but when he said it, he still blushed: "I, I just played a big size inside, maybe the smell hasn't gone away..."

ivan: "..."

Hua Miao & Zhu Li: "..."

audience:…………

In the bathroom, Yan Zhen supported his forehead.

This wave of self-destructive images is fine.

[puff! ! !I literally spit it out]

[It's a good love reality show, why can I smell it through the screen? ]

[Brother, don’t be so honest!Even if Ai Wen went in and smelled something strange, he wouldn't say it! ]

[No, Qiao Ni is really cute, even if he stretches his size in front of me, I can do it! ]

[Fuck, don't discover any strange xp for me!I don't want to be a pervert]

Ivan was stunned for a few seconds, and said, "It's been nearly an hour, it should be tasteless."

Qiao Ni shook his head, "You'd better go to another bathroom."

[Hahahaha just save face, don't embarrass Qiao Ni]

[Embarrassed for Qiao Ni across the screen, it's too real, the bathroom smells bad after taking poop, I don't want others to go in]

[Speaking of which, an hour has passed, as long as you pay attention to the ventilation, there should be no smell]

[Did you forget to open the window? ]

[Damn, I'm still eating fried chicken and beer, why did it suddenly become a tasteful love reality show? ? ? ]

[my head is going to laugh off]

Ivan intends to pass Qiao Ni, "It's okay, I'll just borrow it."

Qiao Ni was faster than him, stretched his arms to block the door of the bathroom, and said, "If you want to go in, just step over my dead body!"

ivan: "..."

[Hahahahaha I can't let others smell my poop! ]

[Pull oversized toilets are inviolable! ]

[Even if it is Beta, I still want to maintain a fragrant and soft image in front of everyone]

Hua Miao and Zhu Li had horrible expressions on their faces, and Zhu Li said, "Ivan, you can go to another bathroom."

Ivan shrugged, "Okay."

When the crisis was resolved, Qiao Ni's back was almost drenched in cold sweat. Ivan walked out of the guest room, Hua Miao covered her mouth and suppressed a smile, while Zhu Li picked up the playing cards and shuffled them again.

Qiao Ni sneered at them, but before he let go of the breath hanging in his heart, he suddenly heard a loud noise.

Hua Miao was surprised: "What voice!?"

Qiao Ni: "..." Could it be that Yan Zhen climbed the window and fell? !

The sound came from outside the window, not the bathroom window, but the bedroom window.

Zhu Li was bold, walked quickly to the window, opened the curtains, and looked down.

A ladder lay across the open space, and the two bodyguards got up in a panic.Obviously, the two bodyguards wanted to take away the ladder secretly, maybe they wanted to move to the bathroom window, but accidentally tripped over it, which made this movement.

[? ? ?what happens?Let's get well]

The follower also came to the window.

"Who is it?" Hua Miao asked fearfully, "Isn't it a thief?"

Qiao reversed his thoughts and said, "It's not a thief, but a worker of the manor."

"Workers? What are workers doing at night? They're still carrying ladders... don't they want to climb in?"

"Of course not. They...they're hunting geckos!"

"Geckos?" Hua Miao asked in surprise, "There are still geckos here?"

Qiao Ni said nonsense in a serious manner: "Didn't you see? When it's night here, the outside walls will be covered with geckos."

Hua Miao shook her arms, "Really? I have goosebumps."

Qiao Ni raised his hand and pointed, "Look, look, one just crawled past!"

"Ah!" Hua Miao immediately retreated from the window.

[? ? ? ?What the hell? ]

[Workers at Yan Zhen's house catch geckos at night? ]

[Tips: Although geckos come out during the day, they come out more at night]

[Are there so many geckos in Yanzhen's house?Need workers to catch them at night? ? ]

[Cockroaches and geckos, is this really a mansion? ]

[I don't envy people who live in mansions anymore/狗头]

[Worker climbing the ladder | Zi was catching geckos outside at night, but inside the house was filming a love reality show, I just fucking died laughing]

Zhu Li suddenly narrowed his eyes and said, "Are they really workers? Why are they wearing sunglasses?"

Qiao Ni: "..."

Bodyguard: "..." Because sunglasses are standard equipment for bodyguards, they don't want to take them off even at night.

Qiao Ni: It's because you are so cool that you don't take off your sunglasses that you stumble!

"Because...the moonlight is too bright tonight." Qiao Ni raised his hand and pointed to the sky, trying to lie for them.

The camera that followed took pictures of the sky, it was pitch black, and there were a few stars.

[? ? ?The moon was eaten by a dog? ]

[At the beginning of today, there is no moon]

[………]

Qiao Ni: If you fail to lie, you will be blessed.jpg

Qiao Ni said with a straight face: "They really are thieves, why don't we go down and catch the thieves."

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Thanks to the little angel who threw the landmine: Speechless, the banner of self-study will never fall;

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