Sand Sculpture Villain Forced to Group Pets[Transmigration Book]
Chapter 33 Do You Keep Masculine Virtue?
Facing Chi Xiaotang's sudden positivity, Chi Yan, who was explaining related matters to Chi Xingyu, froze for a moment, and looked at Chi Xiaotang in surprise.
"Didn't you never like to attend this kind of banquet?"
"Ahem, second brother, you also said that was in the past." The original book didn't say why the original owner didn't like to attend banquets, and Chi Xiaotang couldn't make up a reasonable reason for a while.
So he cleared his throat and said emphatically, "All in all, I really like going to banquets now!"
Xu's birthday party this time is an important node in whether he can continue to be salted fish in the future, so no matter what, he must attend this birthday party!
Facing his solemn eyes and stern expression, Chi Yan, who finally recovered from his surprise, raised his eyebrows and said strangely.
"Go if you want, and we won't stop you. The invitation sent by Xu's family already includes your share. When the time comes, you and Xiaoyu will have a companion."
"Ang...?" Chi Xiaotang, who never expected it to go so smoothly, froze for a moment.
That's it...?
Is it that simple? He thought he would have to lobby for a long time.
Just as he was in a daze, next to Chi Yan, Chi Xu, who had finally finished the work at hand, raised his head, and naturally forked away the newly served small cake in front of Chi Xiaotang.
"Don't worry, I'll be with you when the time comes."
Thinking that Chi Xiaotang was worried about the communication problems at the banquet, Chi Xu gave his silly brother a comforting look, and said calmly.
"If you want to talk to the Chi family, they will come to me, so just play with confidence."
It turned out to be the case.
Chi Xiaotang nodded in seconds.
You don't need to socialize and have delicious food... Isn't it equivalent to eating buffet, or the kind that is free and you don't need to pay for it!
Thinking of this, Chi Xiaotang heaved a sigh of relief, and gave Chi Xu a "don't worry" look.
Otherwise, he may be hypocritical, but if you eat buffet, you will definitely get back your money if you bring him!
Don't worry, big brother, I will definitely take care of Xiaoyu when the time comes, the two of us will eat together from beginning to end, avoiding the provocation of the little cannon fodder, and will definitely not cause you any more trouble!
Chi Xu looked at Chi Xiaotang's confident little expression, and for some reason, a bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart.
He frowned and stared at Chi Xiaotang, hesitant to speak.
"Don't...forget it when the time comes," Chi Xu let out a sigh of relief, and resigned himself to looking away, and solemnly placed his eyes on Chi Xingyu.
"You take care of him then, don't let him mess around casually."
"Don't worry, big brother." Chi Xingyu nodded, smiled and took Chi Xiaotang's hand, "I will definitely protect my brother."
Chi Xiaotang: "..." This familiar sentence pattern seems to be familiar.
Isn't it just to eat a buffet, ah no, isn't it just to attend a banquet, why are you so worried about him!
Chi Xiaotang angrily picked up a piece of cake, stuffed it into his mouth with a whimper, then he took out his phone and complained angrily to his good friend.
He first typed and outlined what happened just now, and then swiped through the emoticon pack of crying cats, and the tone of the bubble text he sent was very aggrieved.
[Chi Xiaotang]: How could it be so excessive! [The cat is angry.jpg]
[Chi Xiaotang]: It's just a birthday party, I'm so obedient, what kind of trouble can I make! [Cat beat table.jpg]
The moment his emoticons started swiping the screen, Qin Yu's status changed to "typing in progress".
After Chi Xiaotang finished complaining, Qin Yu's news slowly popped out.
[Qin Yu]: Maybe it's because you're afraid that you'll finish the pastries prepared by others?
[Chi Xiaotang]:? ? ?
Can it still be like this? !
Chi Xiaotang tilted her head and pondered for two seconds, and realized that it was not impossible for this to happen.
[Chi Xiaotang]: Hiss...it's very possible!
[Chi Xiaotang]: Good friend, help me, do you know how many pastries are usually prepared for a birthday party like this?
[Chi Xiaotang]: I'll count and eat when the time comes
Qin Yu: "..."
He just took the opportunity to complain, but Qin Yuba, who didn't expect Chi Xiaotang to really start worrying, was helpless.
[Qin Yu]: Don't worry about eating, you won't really run out of food
Gently stroking the gold-plated invitation card with his fingertips, Qin Yu looked at the big "Xu" on the invitation card, the corners of his thin lips were slightly raised, and a smile appeared in his dark eyes.
A few weeks later, on the eve of Xu Luoluo's birthday party, the daughter of the Xu family, Mother Chi stopped several people who were about to go upstairs after dinner, and motioned for Aunt Zhang to bring things.
"Aren't you going to attend the banquet tomorrow night? I have prepared a small gift for you. It's rare that Xiaotang is willing to go out of the house to see the world. You have to dress up properly."
Chi Xiaotang was shocked by Chi's mother's exaggerated words.
"Mom, I'm just going to a dinner party. There's no need for such an exaggerated statement as 'going out of the house to see the world'?"
"Oh, the meaning is the same," pinched Chi Xiaotang's face reproachfully, and Chi's mother took the box that Aunt Zhang handed over, and opened it with a smile.
There are five pairs of cufflinks in the box, dark black, dark blue, cobalt blue, peacock blue and lake blue from dark to light, arranged in order in a black gold velvet box.
Under the illumination of the light, the magnificently colored gemstones on the cufflinks exuded bright and clear light, sparkling and dazzling, which made Chi Xiaotang's eyes widen and let out a hopeless exclamation.
"Wow!"
Seeing how cooperative he was, Chi's mother ruaed Chi Xiaotang's head in satisfaction.
Putting the box with the cufflinks on the table, Mother Chi said happily.
"Deng thump~ I just sent them back a few days ago, and I played five of them, one for each of you."
The cufflinks were handed out one by one, and the cobalt blue cufflinks were left with Mother Chi, and they would be handed over to him when the youngest Chi Ye returned.
After getting the cufflinks, Chi Xiaotang took his bad excuse of "I lost my memory, this is the first time I saw cufflinks, it's so amazing!", playing with the cufflinks with incomparable novelty, the shiny cat's eyes were on the sleeves The buckle is studded with large stones that stay on accentuated.
Seeing this, Chi Xu and Chi Yan disliked his embarrassment, and at the same time put Chi Xiaotang and Chi Xingyu in between, explaining the usage of cufflinks and related knowledge to them.
Looking at the happy scene in front of him, Father Chi held Mother Chi's hand with a smile, and his small eyes were completely bent into a slit.
"That's great." Mother Chi sighed softly.
"Yes, that's great." Father Chi let out a sigh of relief.
After sitting on the sofa and watching for a while, Father Chi suddenly turned his head and whispered to Mother Chi.
"By the way, Wanzhi, what is Xiaotang's marriage contract with the Qin family going to do now?"
"What are you in a hurry for? Let's take a closer look," she patted Father Chi's hand in disgust, and Mother Chi smiled softly on her lips.
"Our family doesn't need our children to get married for the benefit of the young people. Let them work it out on their own."
Smiling, she held Father Chi's hand again, as if recalling something, a touch of tenderness appeared in Mother Chi's bright peach blossom eyes.
"Emotionally, it still depends on them. Regardless of whether they succeed in the end, what we have to do is to support Xiaotang silently behind the scenes."
Just like what they experienced at the beginning.
In the living room, the warm atmosphere of pink keeps surging from the corner of the sofa.
Seeing the tenderness of the two people over there, who had already fallen into memories, Chi Xu smacked his teeth sourly, and carried Chi Xiaotang and the others to the second floor.
In Chi Xu's room, Chi Yan nestled lazily on the small sofa, explaining to his two younger brothers the things to pay attention to in the "upper class" banquet.
When Chi Yan stopped to drink water and rest, he remained silent from the moment he entered the room. Chi Xu, who seemed to be thinking about something, frowned and opened his mouth. He looked at his brother's silly little face and said worriedly.
"You should have seen it just now, the love like mom and dad is the real love."
"……hold head high?"
Suddenly switching from the etiquette class to the concept of love, Chi Xiaotang, who hadn't reacted, blinked blankly, and really didn't understand why his eldest brother, an older single dog, suddenly talked about love with him.
"so……?"
"So you must be careful of Qin Yu!"
As the saying goes, stereotypes are a very scary thing.
Ever since Chi Xiaotang pulled Chi Xu in a panic to discuss "Whether Qin Yu can do it or not", Qin Yu's image in Chi Xu's heart has plummeted. The perverted old man ran away.
Right now, Chi Xu was so stimulated that he brought up the old matter again, and even Chi Yan and Chi Xingyu, who didn't know the details and thought it was serious just by listening, became serious.
Seeing that the image of his marriage partner was about to collapse completely, Chi Xiaotang held his aching conscience and explained the ins and outs of the matter with difficulty.
"..."
After listening to what happened, the atmosphere in the room froze suddenly, and everyone was shocked by Chi Xu's rich associative ability.
After an unknown amount of time, Chi Xu cleared his throat and broke the silence first.
"Anyway, you still have to be on guard," Chi Xu looked at Chi Xiaotang with a rua on Chi Xiaotang's head, and made a rough summary.
"In the future, if Qin Yu asks you out to play alone again, remember to tell your brother in advance, otherwise it will be very dangerous for a boy to go out alone."
"In today's society there are many temptations and great dangers. Boys must learn to keep themselves clean."
In order to protect his silly cabbage, Chi Xu sat there with a serious look and babbled nonsense with a calm elder brother's demeanor.
"Learn more from your brothers," Chi Xu said categorically as Chi Yan and Chi Xingyu were included in his eyes, "Be a good boy who keeps himself clean!"
"..."
Facing his deafening speech, Chi Xiaotang felt as if there was a thunder in his head. He stared at the cat's eyes, and his whole body was shocked by this new century manly speech.
It turns out that being clean...does it mean that you have to be a bachelor all the time? !
His eyes skipped over the three older, middle-aged and same-age single dogs one by one. As the only one present with a marriage partner, even though Chi Xiaotang felt that he and Qin Yu were just harmonious and loving partners relation.
But at this moment, Chi Xiaotang still deeply understood the abnormal cognition of the singles in their family about love, or getting along with each other.
No matter how dull he is, he still knows that being clean doesn't mean being single all the time, okay?
His elder brother is definitely bluffing him, just like when he lied to him to write his summer homework!
In this way, the two sides talked inappropriately for a long time, and at the end, they both regretted that the other party did not fully understand what they meant.
Returning to the room with thoughts of male virtues in the new era in his mind, Chi Xiaotang was lying on the bed in the dead of night, sending messages to his good friend with a melancholy expression.
[Chi Xiaotang]: Are you there? My good friend, I am extremely worried about my marriage partner.
Seeing his news, Qin Yu, who had just finished work and was about to rest, had his eyelids twitch, and immediately sent a question mark.
On the first night after arriving home, what the hell did Little Xianyu make?
Qin Yu, who was very familiar with Chi Xiaotang's brain circuit and was deeply affected by it, cheered up.
Adhering to Chi Xiaotang's worry that he couldn't stay overnight and that it would be worse, Qin Yu took a deep breath and tried to reply calmly.
[Qin Yu]: What's wrong?You can talk to me, maybe I can help you come up with some good ideas
【Chi Xiaotang】: Oh——
Seeing his warm reply, Chi Xiaotang immediately let out a long sigh.
Touching his chin and thinking for a few seconds, thinking that his netizen is still an older surfer, Chi Xiaotang asked tentatively with his mobile phone in his pocket.
[Chi Xiaotang]: That...do you know male virtue?
[Qin Yu]:? ? ?
What does this have to do with Nande?
Qin Yu flipped through the chat history, and after reviewing Chi Xiaotang's opening remarks tonight, Qin Yu's temples twitched, and a strong sense of foreboding suddenly surged in his heart.
What kind of connection can Nande have with him...?
Just when Qin Yu was shocked and dazed by Chi Xiaotang's news, text bubbles from Chi Xiaotang were still popping up in the chat box.
[Chi Xiaotang]: Good friend, let me tell you, I just found out today that my family’s thinking is quite feudal and superstitious. Boys are required to observe masculine virtues and clean themselves.
[Chi Xiaotang]: So I am very worried about my marriage partner, and I don't know if he is a good boy who abides by male virtues
If not, our trial relationship process is probably terminated because of this. After the termination, where can I find a perfect salted fish like my marriage partner's house?
[Chi Xiaotang]: The cat is melancholy.jpg
Qin Yu: "...???"
Flipping up the chat history with trembling fingers, Qin Yu read the message from Chi Xiaotang over and over several times without giving up.
But no matter how many times he read it, what he finally saw was exactly the same meaning as the superficial text.
"hiss……"
At night, Qin Yu was so frightened by Chi Xiaotang that he gasped.
Terrible, Qin Yu thought with a serious expression, he originally thought that the inexplicable title of the head of the Qin family was already feudal and outrageous enough.
Unexpectedly, in the Chi family, which is much more modern than the Qin family, there are hidden regulations even more feudal and outrageous than the Qin family!
After calmly comforting Chi Xiaotang, Qin Yu opened the browser expressionlessly.
In the search box on the home page of the browser, Qin Yu hesitated for a moment, but still slowly typed out a few large characters.
"What is the code of male morality in the new century?"
A few minutes later, Qin Yu looked at the "Every circle of friends of likes" ranked first, took out his mobile phone, and went straight to Chi Xiaotang's circle of friends.
After a thrilling night, the next morning, Chi Xiaotang, who was bathed in the bright sunshine in the morning, stretched his waist and unlocked the phone with a bright mood.
The moment the sleep mode was cancelled, Chi Xiaotang's phone started buzzing crazily.
Looking at the 99+ small red bubbles on the WeChat icon, Chi Xiaotang sat up from the bed, his eyes widened in disbelief.
What's going on, suddenly there are so many unread messages, what kind of earth-shattering event happened on his WeChat? !
Poking into WeChat in a panic, Chi Xiaotang searched for the little red dots of unread messages all the way to Moments.
In the next second, I looked at the more than 50 likes from my friend "Qin Yu" in the message notification, and then looked at Qin Yu like a memorial, leaving "good", "good", " Keep working hard" and other comments, Chi Xiaotang immediately closed his eyes in pain, feeling that this cruel world was no longer interesting to him.
Help, help, what a tragic and embarrassing thing this is!
The shame of being read by the elders and the embarrassment of being corrected by the teacher erupted together. While curling up his toes crazily, Chi Xiaotang discovered a fact that made him even more desperate——
After he passed through, he maintained a rigorous spirit and a non-provoking attitude, and complained about his mood on the trumpet.
That is to say, last night, Qin Yu flipped through all the WeChat feeds that he liked one by one, and it was all about the pain left by the original owner!
This shit... it's really hard!
What kind of image does he have with his marriage partner now!
Looking at the full screen, "What kind of world is this", "This ruthless world", "I exist in the darkness, and I am the king of this black world!",
Looking at Qin Yu's serious "keep working hard" and "don't give up" messages under each comment, Chi Xiaotang couldn't help but close his eyes in despair, and used his toes to dig out a Versailles underground palace on the spot.
Help, help, this level of social death, he really can't bear it! !
Wang Wang cried and deleted the news, Chi Xiaotang poked his finger into Qin Yu's WeChat homepage, and set the Moments permission of "don't let him see" through gritted teeth.
Under this wave of devastating shame, Chi Xiaotang was still in a trance until he went to the Xu family's banquet at night.
He and Chi Xingyu walked side by side, followed Chi Xu together, and walked into Xu's villa with blank eyes and expressionless faces.
The moment he stepped into the door, Chi Xiaotang suddenly came back to his senses, and scanned the audience sharply. After confirming that Qin Yu's figure was not in the arena, Chi Xiaotang, who had been tense for a day, relaxed and breathed a sigh of relief. .
It's good if you don't come, otherwise, after the epic social death in the morning, if you meet the target of the social death directly at night, the scene will be too exciting to think about, and this little salty fish really can't bear it.
After greeting Chi Xu in a circle, after the basic social activities of participating in the banquet, Chi Xiaotang pulled Chi Xingyu and walked to the buffet counter in the side hall without saying a word.
Being able to eat and hide your figure perfectly is a great way to kill two birds with one stone!
And not long after Chi Xiaotang happily ate, in the main hall of the villa in the social arena, the crowd suddenly made a brief noise.
At the entrance of the main hall, a tall and upright figure appeared there.
——The head of the Qin family, Qin Yu, who had never been involved in such activities, actually came here in person this time and participated in the birthday party of the daughter of the Xu family.
The author has something to say: Mr. Qin: I like each of your circle of friends and leave a message. I am a good boy who abides by male virtues!
Xiaotang: Carrying the spaceship and escaping the galaxy overnight
President Qin: ...? ? ?
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This is an update on the 14th~ It's still a little short, try to make up for it on the 15th or 16th, tweet!
The typo will be caught tomorrow morning, I will go to bed first quq
Good night everyone, mua~
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Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Lin 1;
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 21622644, Scarlet Witch, sy Shiyu, 533525461;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of sick and delicate; 3 bottles of strangers;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
"Didn't you never like to attend this kind of banquet?"
"Ahem, second brother, you also said that was in the past." The original book didn't say why the original owner didn't like to attend banquets, and Chi Xiaotang couldn't make up a reasonable reason for a while.
So he cleared his throat and said emphatically, "All in all, I really like going to banquets now!"
Xu's birthday party this time is an important node in whether he can continue to be salted fish in the future, so no matter what, he must attend this birthday party!
Facing his solemn eyes and stern expression, Chi Yan, who finally recovered from his surprise, raised his eyebrows and said strangely.
"Go if you want, and we won't stop you. The invitation sent by Xu's family already includes your share. When the time comes, you and Xiaoyu will have a companion."
"Ang...?" Chi Xiaotang, who never expected it to go so smoothly, froze for a moment.
That's it...?
Is it that simple? He thought he would have to lobby for a long time.
Just as he was in a daze, next to Chi Yan, Chi Xu, who had finally finished the work at hand, raised his head, and naturally forked away the newly served small cake in front of Chi Xiaotang.
"Don't worry, I'll be with you when the time comes."
Thinking that Chi Xiaotang was worried about the communication problems at the banquet, Chi Xu gave his silly brother a comforting look, and said calmly.
"If you want to talk to the Chi family, they will come to me, so just play with confidence."
It turned out to be the case.
Chi Xiaotang nodded in seconds.
You don't need to socialize and have delicious food... Isn't it equivalent to eating buffet, or the kind that is free and you don't need to pay for it!
Thinking of this, Chi Xiaotang heaved a sigh of relief, and gave Chi Xu a "don't worry" look.
Otherwise, he may be hypocritical, but if you eat buffet, you will definitely get back your money if you bring him!
Don't worry, big brother, I will definitely take care of Xiaoyu when the time comes, the two of us will eat together from beginning to end, avoiding the provocation of the little cannon fodder, and will definitely not cause you any more trouble!
Chi Xu looked at Chi Xiaotang's confident little expression, and for some reason, a bad premonition suddenly rose in his heart.
He frowned and stared at Chi Xiaotang, hesitant to speak.
"Don't...forget it when the time comes," Chi Xu let out a sigh of relief, and resigned himself to looking away, and solemnly placed his eyes on Chi Xingyu.
"You take care of him then, don't let him mess around casually."
"Don't worry, big brother." Chi Xingyu nodded, smiled and took Chi Xiaotang's hand, "I will definitely protect my brother."
Chi Xiaotang: "..." This familiar sentence pattern seems to be familiar.
Isn't it just to eat a buffet, ah no, isn't it just to attend a banquet, why are you so worried about him!
Chi Xiaotang angrily picked up a piece of cake, stuffed it into his mouth with a whimper, then he took out his phone and complained angrily to his good friend.
He first typed and outlined what happened just now, and then swiped through the emoticon pack of crying cats, and the tone of the bubble text he sent was very aggrieved.
[Chi Xiaotang]: How could it be so excessive! [The cat is angry.jpg]
[Chi Xiaotang]: It's just a birthday party, I'm so obedient, what kind of trouble can I make! [Cat beat table.jpg]
The moment his emoticons started swiping the screen, Qin Yu's status changed to "typing in progress".
After Chi Xiaotang finished complaining, Qin Yu's news slowly popped out.
[Qin Yu]: Maybe it's because you're afraid that you'll finish the pastries prepared by others?
[Chi Xiaotang]:? ? ?
Can it still be like this? !
Chi Xiaotang tilted her head and pondered for two seconds, and realized that it was not impossible for this to happen.
[Chi Xiaotang]: Hiss...it's very possible!
[Chi Xiaotang]: Good friend, help me, do you know how many pastries are usually prepared for a birthday party like this?
[Chi Xiaotang]: I'll count and eat when the time comes
Qin Yu: "..."
He just took the opportunity to complain, but Qin Yuba, who didn't expect Chi Xiaotang to really start worrying, was helpless.
[Qin Yu]: Don't worry about eating, you won't really run out of food
Gently stroking the gold-plated invitation card with his fingertips, Qin Yu looked at the big "Xu" on the invitation card, the corners of his thin lips were slightly raised, and a smile appeared in his dark eyes.
A few weeks later, on the eve of Xu Luoluo's birthday party, the daughter of the Xu family, Mother Chi stopped several people who were about to go upstairs after dinner, and motioned for Aunt Zhang to bring things.
"Aren't you going to attend the banquet tomorrow night? I have prepared a small gift for you. It's rare that Xiaotang is willing to go out of the house to see the world. You have to dress up properly."
Chi Xiaotang was shocked by Chi's mother's exaggerated words.
"Mom, I'm just going to a dinner party. There's no need for such an exaggerated statement as 'going out of the house to see the world'?"
"Oh, the meaning is the same," pinched Chi Xiaotang's face reproachfully, and Chi's mother took the box that Aunt Zhang handed over, and opened it with a smile.
There are five pairs of cufflinks in the box, dark black, dark blue, cobalt blue, peacock blue and lake blue from dark to light, arranged in order in a black gold velvet box.
Under the illumination of the light, the magnificently colored gemstones on the cufflinks exuded bright and clear light, sparkling and dazzling, which made Chi Xiaotang's eyes widen and let out a hopeless exclamation.
"Wow!"
Seeing how cooperative he was, Chi's mother ruaed Chi Xiaotang's head in satisfaction.
Putting the box with the cufflinks on the table, Mother Chi said happily.
"Deng thump~ I just sent them back a few days ago, and I played five of them, one for each of you."
The cufflinks were handed out one by one, and the cobalt blue cufflinks were left with Mother Chi, and they would be handed over to him when the youngest Chi Ye returned.
After getting the cufflinks, Chi Xiaotang took his bad excuse of "I lost my memory, this is the first time I saw cufflinks, it's so amazing!", playing with the cufflinks with incomparable novelty, the shiny cat's eyes were on the sleeves The buckle is studded with large stones that stay on accentuated.
Seeing this, Chi Xu and Chi Yan disliked his embarrassment, and at the same time put Chi Xiaotang and Chi Xingyu in between, explaining the usage of cufflinks and related knowledge to them.
Looking at the happy scene in front of him, Father Chi held Mother Chi's hand with a smile, and his small eyes were completely bent into a slit.
"That's great." Mother Chi sighed softly.
"Yes, that's great." Father Chi let out a sigh of relief.
After sitting on the sofa and watching for a while, Father Chi suddenly turned his head and whispered to Mother Chi.
"By the way, Wanzhi, what is Xiaotang's marriage contract with the Qin family going to do now?"
"What are you in a hurry for? Let's take a closer look," she patted Father Chi's hand in disgust, and Mother Chi smiled softly on her lips.
"Our family doesn't need our children to get married for the benefit of the young people. Let them work it out on their own."
Smiling, she held Father Chi's hand again, as if recalling something, a touch of tenderness appeared in Mother Chi's bright peach blossom eyes.
"Emotionally, it still depends on them. Regardless of whether they succeed in the end, what we have to do is to support Xiaotang silently behind the scenes."
Just like what they experienced at the beginning.
In the living room, the warm atmosphere of pink keeps surging from the corner of the sofa.
Seeing the tenderness of the two people over there, who had already fallen into memories, Chi Xu smacked his teeth sourly, and carried Chi Xiaotang and the others to the second floor.
In Chi Xu's room, Chi Yan nestled lazily on the small sofa, explaining to his two younger brothers the things to pay attention to in the "upper class" banquet.
When Chi Yan stopped to drink water and rest, he remained silent from the moment he entered the room. Chi Xu, who seemed to be thinking about something, frowned and opened his mouth. He looked at his brother's silly little face and said worriedly.
"You should have seen it just now, the love like mom and dad is the real love."
"……hold head high?"
Suddenly switching from the etiquette class to the concept of love, Chi Xiaotang, who hadn't reacted, blinked blankly, and really didn't understand why his eldest brother, an older single dog, suddenly talked about love with him.
"so……?"
"So you must be careful of Qin Yu!"
As the saying goes, stereotypes are a very scary thing.
Ever since Chi Xiaotang pulled Chi Xu in a panic to discuss "Whether Qin Yu can do it or not", Qin Yu's image in Chi Xu's heart has plummeted. The perverted old man ran away.
Right now, Chi Xu was so stimulated that he brought up the old matter again, and even Chi Yan and Chi Xingyu, who didn't know the details and thought it was serious just by listening, became serious.
Seeing that the image of his marriage partner was about to collapse completely, Chi Xiaotang held his aching conscience and explained the ins and outs of the matter with difficulty.
"..."
After listening to what happened, the atmosphere in the room froze suddenly, and everyone was shocked by Chi Xu's rich associative ability.
After an unknown amount of time, Chi Xu cleared his throat and broke the silence first.
"Anyway, you still have to be on guard," Chi Xu looked at Chi Xiaotang with a rua on Chi Xiaotang's head, and made a rough summary.
"In the future, if Qin Yu asks you out to play alone again, remember to tell your brother in advance, otherwise it will be very dangerous for a boy to go out alone."
"In today's society there are many temptations and great dangers. Boys must learn to keep themselves clean."
In order to protect his silly cabbage, Chi Xu sat there with a serious look and babbled nonsense with a calm elder brother's demeanor.
"Learn more from your brothers," Chi Xu said categorically as Chi Yan and Chi Xingyu were included in his eyes, "Be a good boy who keeps himself clean!"
"..."
Facing his deafening speech, Chi Xiaotang felt as if there was a thunder in his head. He stared at the cat's eyes, and his whole body was shocked by this new century manly speech.
It turns out that being clean...does it mean that you have to be a bachelor all the time? !
His eyes skipped over the three older, middle-aged and same-age single dogs one by one. As the only one present with a marriage partner, even though Chi Xiaotang felt that he and Qin Yu were just harmonious and loving partners relation.
But at this moment, Chi Xiaotang still deeply understood the abnormal cognition of the singles in their family about love, or getting along with each other.
No matter how dull he is, he still knows that being clean doesn't mean being single all the time, okay?
His elder brother is definitely bluffing him, just like when he lied to him to write his summer homework!
In this way, the two sides talked inappropriately for a long time, and at the end, they both regretted that the other party did not fully understand what they meant.
Returning to the room with thoughts of male virtues in the new era in his mind, Chi Xiaotang was lying on the bed in the dead of night, sending messages to his good friend with a melancholy expression.
[Chi Xiaotang]: Are you there? My good friend, I am extremely worried about my marriage partner.
Seeing his news, Qin Yu, who had just finished work and was about to rest, had his eyelids twitch, and immediately sent a question mark.
On the first night after arriving home, what the hell did Little Xianyu make?
Qin Yu, who was very familiar with Chi Xiaotang's brain circuit and was deeply affected by it, cheered up.
Adhering to Chi Xiaotang's worry that he couldn't stay overnight and that it would be worse, Qin Yu took a deep breath and tried to reply calmly.
[Qin Yu]: What's wrong?You can talk to me, maybe I can help you come up with some good ideas
【Chi Xiaotang】: Oh——
Seeing his warm reply, Chi Xiaotang immediately let out a long sigh.
Touching his chin and thinking for a few seconds, thinking that his netizen is still an older surfer, Chi Xiaotang asked tentatively with his mobile phone in his pocket.
[Chi Xiaotang]: That...do you know male virtue?
[Qin Yu]:? ? ?
What does this have to do with Nande?
Qin Yu flipped through the chat history, and after reviewing Chi Xiaotang's opening remarks tonight, Qin Yu's temples twitched, and a strong sense of foreboding suddenly surged in his heart.
What kind of connection can Nande have with him...?
Just when Qin Yu was shocked and dazed by Chi Xiaotang's news, text bubbles from Chi Xiaotang were still popping up in the chat box.
[Chi Xiaotang]: Good friend, let me tell you, I just found out today that my family’s thinking is quite feudal and superstitious. Boys are required to observe masculine virtues and clean themselves.
[Chi Xiaotang]: So I am very worried about my marriage partner, and I don't know if he is a good boy who abides by male virtues
If not, our trial relationship process is probably terminated because of this. After the termination, where can I find a perfect salted fish like my marriage partner's house?
[Chi Xiaotang]: The cat is melancholy.jpg
Qin Yu: "...???"
Flipping up the chat history with trembling fingers, Qin Yu read the message from Chi Xiaotang over and over several times without giving up.
But no matter how many times he read it, what he finally saw was exactly the same meaning as the superficial text.
"hiss……"
At night, Qin Yu was so frightened by Chi Xiaotang that he gasped.
Terrible, Qin Yu thought with a serious expression, he originally thought that the inexplicable title of the head of the Qin family was already feudal and outrageous enough.
Unexpectedly, in the Chi family, which is much more modern than the Qin family, there are hidden regulations even more feudal and outrageous than the Qin family!
After calmly comforting Chi Xiaotang, Qin Yu opened the browser expressionlessly.
In the search box on the home page of the browser, Qin Yu hesitated for a moment, but still slowly typed out a few large characters.
"What is the code of male morality in the new century?"
A few minutes later, Qin Yu looked at the "Every circle of friends of likes" ranked first, took out his mobile phone, and went straight to Chi Xiaotang's circle of friends.
After a thrilling night, the next morning, Chi Xiaotang, who was bathed in the bright sunshine in the morning, stretched his waist and unlocked the phone with a bright mood.
The moment the sleep mode was cancelled, Chi Xiaotang's phone started buzzing crazily.
Looking at the 99+ small red bubbles on the WeChat icon, Chi Xiaotang sat up from the bed, his eyes widened in disbelief.
What's going on, suddenly there are so many unread messages, what kind of earth-shattering event happened on his WeChat? !
Poking into WeChat in a panic, Chi Xiaotang searched for the little red dots of unread messages all the way to Moments.
In the next second, I looked at the more than 50 likes from my friend "Qin Yu" in the message notification, and then looked at Qin Yu like a memorial, leaving "good", "good", " Keep working hard" and other comments, Chi Xiaotang immediately closed his eyes in pain, feeling that this cruel world was no longer interesting to him.
Help, help, what a tragic and embarrassing thing this is!
The shame of being read by the elders and the embarrassment of being corrected by the teacher erupted together. While curling up his toes crazily, Chi Xiaotang discovered a fact that made him even more desperate——
After he passed through, he maintained a rigorous spirit and a non-provoking attitude, and complained about his mood on the trumpet.
That is to say, last night, Qin Yu flipped through all the WeChat feeds that he liked one by one, and it was all about the pain left by the original owner!
This shit... it's really hard!
What kind of image does he have with his marriage partner now!
Looking at the full screen, "What kind of world is this", "This ruthless world", "I exist in the darkness, and I am the king of this black world!",
Looking at Qin Yu's serious "keep working hard" and "don't give up" messages under each comment, Chi Xiaotang couldn't help but close his eyes in despair, and used his toes to dig out a Versailles underground palace on the spot.
Help, help, this level of social death, he really can't bear it! !
Wang Wang cried and deleted the news, Chi Xiaotang poked his finger into Qin Yu's WeChat homepage, and set the Moments permission of "don't let him see" through gritted teeth.
Under this wave of devastating shame, Chi Xiaotang was still in a trance until he went to the Xu family's banquet at night.
He and Chi Xingyu walked side by side, followed Chi Xu together, and walked into Xu's villa with blank eyes and expressionless faces.
The moment he stepped into the door, Chi Xiaotang suddenly came back to his senses, and scanned the audience sharply. After confirming that Qin Yu's figure was not in the arena, Chi Xiaotang, who had been tense for a day, relaxed and breathed a sigh of relief. .
It's good if you don't come, otherwise, after the epic social death in the morning, if you meet the target of the social death directly at night, the scene will be too exciting to think about, and this little salty fish really can't bear it.
After greeting Chi Xu in a circle, after the basic social activities of participating in the banquet, Chi Xiaotang pulled Chi Xingyu and walked to the buffet counter in the side hall without saying a word.
Being able to eat and hide your figure perfectly is a great way to kill two birds with one stone!
And not long after Chi Xiaotang happily ate, in the main hall of the villa in the social arena, the crowd suddenly made a brief noise.
At the entrance of the main hall, a tall and upright figure appeared there.
——The head of the Qin family, Qin Yu, who had never been involved in such activities, actually came here in person this time and participated in the birthday party of the daughter of the Xu family.
The author has something to say: Mr. Qin: I like each of your circle of friends and leave a message. I am a good boy who abides by male virtues!
Xiaotang: Carrying the spaceship and escaping the galaxy overnight
President Qin: ...? ? ?
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This is an update on the 14th~ It's still a little short, try to make up for it on the 15th or 16th, tweet!
The typo will be caught tomorrow morning, I will go to bed first quq
Good night everyone, mua~
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感谢在2021-09-1401:30:29~2021-09-1503:51:47期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angel who cast the rocket launcher: Lin 1;
Thanks to the little angels who threw mines: 21622644, Scarlet Witch, sy Shiyu, 533525461;
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 5 bottles of sick and delicate; 3 bottles of strangers;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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