Just when Qin Yu was standing in the distance looking at the fish and sighing, feeling melancholy.
On the other side, where Qin Yu looked melancholy, Chi Xiaotang was already moving a small stool and sitting at the fishing spot, listening to Chi Xu boasting calmly.
"Follow me for a while, I'm a well-known fishing expert in ten miles and eight villages."
Chi Yan, who was standing beside Chi Xu, nodded proudly.
His face was full of pride, and so did I, quietly showing his identity as a master fisherman.
And just from the style point of view, it feels that the style is much higher than that of Chi Xu.
"Really……"
Seeing his eldest brother and third brother pretending to be more aggressive and confident, and then looking at Chi Xingyu, who is eager to try and looks equally confident, Chi Xiaotang is holding a fishing bag with a hesitant expression.
"But that's not what Mom said before going out this morning."
"..."
Hearing this, Chi Xu and Chi Yan's expressions paused subtly, and a guilty conscience appeared on their faces.
"Mom said, you and Dad's fishing skills are amazing."
Chi Xiaotang said dryly.
"Before my mother went out, she specifically told me not to listen to your big words. I just came to see the scenery when I went fishing with you, and I just wanted to have fun."
"...how could mom say that!"
Hearing this, Chi Xu, who was precisely poked at the pain point, became a little anxious.
"Our fishing skills are so good, which time the air force went back when we went out to fish!"
After knowing that he was going to go fishing today, Chi Xiaotang also learned a lot about fishing last night.
It was precisely because of this that Chi Xiaotang, who understood that "air force" meant that he hadn't caught anything, was even more embarrassed when he returned empty-handed.
"It's such a big brother... In addition to giving me a vaccination in advance, my mother also gave me an extra task."
"What mission?"
Chi Xu glanced at Chi Xiaotang suspiciously, trying to restore his image as a "master fisherman" in front of his younger brother.
"Don't listen to my mother's nonsense. She hasn't fished with us a few times. After years of honing, my fishing skills have already made great progress."
Under the influence and influence of Chi Xiaotang, Chi Xu also became more and more shameless.
"I am now a well-known fishing master in the fishing circle of the capital. Everyone calls me 'Fishing God', or 'Fishing God' for short..."
Chi Xiaotang: "..."
Who would call such an outrageous name!
Still fishing for gods...
The outrageous degree of this name is almost as outrageous as his title of "Capital Cake King", okay?
Facing Chi Xu's bragging, Chi Xiaotang lived up to Chi's mother's advice and expectations, and didn't believe a single word of what his elder brother said.
"Big brother..."
Chi Xiaotang, who couldn't listen anymore, sighed, interrupting Chi Xu's outrageously exaggerated boast.
He looked at Chi Xu with cat eyes, his face full of hesitation and hesitation.
"My mother gave me the task of shopping for vegetables...
She said that when we returned empty-handed after fishing all morning, we would definitely go to the vegetable market, and made a list before we went out, and asked me to buy according to it..."
Chi Xu: "..."
Hearing this, Chi Xu, who still wanted to brag, felt a sting in his chest.
After a while, Chi Xu, who regained his strength, took a deep breath, his handsome face was full of guilt and embarrassment that his lies had been exposed.
"...Who said we were going to the vegetable market? How could mom frame us as going to the vegetable market? This is simply a great insult to our fishing skills!!"
Chi Xu poked his neck and said very stiffly.
"We don't go to the vegetable market, we have all the ingredients for today's lunch!"
"Today we will avenge our shame and let my mother take a good look at our level and skills!"
Chi Xiaotang: "..."
This is inconsistent with your previous remarks, brother.
If you are ashamed, doesn't it mean that your previous fishing skills are indeed special?
Chi Xiaotang whispered in her heart.
But looking at Chi Xu and Chi Yan's ambitions and high fighting spirit, Chi Xiaotang sensible (with a strong desire to survive) didn't open his mouth to expose it, but he already didn't have much hope for this fishing trip.
Mom was right, just take it as coming out to see the scenery.
Chi Xiaotang sat on a small stool with her face in her hands, looking around idly.
Beside him, Chi Xu pulled Chi Yan, and Chi Xingyu, who was curious and eager to try, squatted by the river to study nest making.
... Hey, isn't this his marriage partner?
After looking around for a few moments, Chi Xiaotang keenly spotted Qin Yu who was standing not far away, looking eagerly at him.
He beckoned to Qin Yu cheerfully, and after resolving the misunderstanding of "online dating", Chi Xiaotang looked at Qin Yu with a little embarrassment, but also a hint of intimacy that he didn't realize.
"Are you coming to fish too?"
"Ah."
Now that he was discovered, Qin Yu, who was worrying about how to walk over naturally and without pretentiousness, let out a sigh of relief, and took advantage of Chi Xiaotang's call to him to move forward.
Facing the staring gazes of several elder brothers, Qin Yu calmly walked to Chi Xiaotang's side, and reminded him naturally.
"We made an appointment yesterday, and we will come fishing together today."
"It was our 'two families' who made an appointment." Chi Xu emphasized emphatically with a look of displeasure.
You don't need to pay for speaking and pronouncing words, so why are you saving words?
Let this guy be so self-conscious, it is obviously an activity of two families, it sounds like two people are dating.
Facing this level of verbiage, Qin Yu, who had fought against his uncle many times, smiled calmly.
"Brother is right."
Chi Xu: "..."
Who is your big brother? The engagement banquet hasn't even been held yet! What are you calling big brother! !
Although Chi Xu didn't admit to Qin Yu very much, but he was also a "talking about being upright", and in his heart he admitted to Qin Yu quite a bit.
So even though he sounded upset, Chi Xu just rolled Qin Yu's eyes a few times and didn't ask him to change his name.
In response to this, the corners of Qin Yu's lips curled up even more.
Under the acquiescence of Chi Xu's disgust, Qin Yu moved a stool and sat beside Chi Xiaotang.
Just as he was about to find something to talk about, the next second, Qin Yu's and Chi Xiaotang's phones vibrated.
Amidst the melodious ringtone of the incoming call and the buzzing vibration of the mobile phone, Qin Yu's bright mood fell instantly.
Looking at "Old Diao" on the caller ID, and listening to Chi Xiaotang's "Dad?" after he answered the phone, Qin Yu sighed, and once again recognized the fact that Mr. Diao is a pig teammate.
I don't ask you to give me an assist, I finally created a chance to play by myself, why are you still holding back?
Seeing that Chi Xiaotang had hung up the phone with a "hmmhhh", Qin Yu, who had nothing to delay, frowned slightly, and reluctantly connected the call from Boss Diao.
"……Hey?"
"Don't be afraid, brother, I'm coming!"
President Diao came up with a sentence of encouragement to stabilize the military spirit, and Qin Yu's expression instantly masked pain.
Combined with the call that Chi Xiaotang had just received, Qin Yu, who instantly had a bad association, asked through gritted teeth.
"What the hell did you do again?"
Since he is a pig teammate, he must be a little pig teammate, okay?
I don't ask you to take the fly and lie down to win, at least don't drag your feet and spoil the situation!
Where are you from? Are you an undercover agent sent by his uncle! ?
Facing Qin Yu's audible tone, Mr. Diao, who knew he was wrong, smiled.
"Oh, old Qin, don't be so angry. It was my carelessness in the morning, and I accidentally made a mistake!"
"If not, I'll come here to give you compensation and cover!"
Qin Yu glanced to the side, and saw that Chi Xu and the others had already started to pack their things.
"What did you do?"
Mr. Diao's tone was smug.
"Since your father-in-law and the others are assists, of course it is to let the two sides meet together to create conditions for you. At least you can't let your uncle and the others disrupt the situation for you, right?"
"I released the Central Lake Fishing Ground, which has not yet officially welcomed guests, and invited you to come and experience it in the name of 'trial'. How about it, brother, is it interesting?"
Shall we go fishing together...
Qin Yu pondered for a moment.
Forget it, the more people there are, the more people there are. Anyway, with the addition of Chi's father and Chi's mother, the situation is definitely better than just him getting along with his uncle and buddies.
"Thank you, Lao Diao."
"You're welcome."
Mr. Diao is also an open-minded person.
"It's not just to give you assists, but to invite you to come here is really meant to experience and use."
"If you're satisfied, and if you continue to promote it later, the traffic of my slightly expensive VVIP Central Lake will naturally increase."
[A natural fishing ground that can catch fish in a stinky fish basket like Mr. Chi! ]
With so many promotional words, the audience will naturally understand that the quality of his fishing ground is not half as high!
On the other side, Qin Yu's mouth twitched slightly when he heard Mr. Diao's euphemism of "the asking price is a bit expensive".
Even Lao Diao thinks it's "slightly expensive"...
Then the price of the central lake is estimated to be ridiculously high, otherwise it would be ashamed of Lao Diao's title of "diagnosed skin".
Just as Qin Yu was complaining secretly, Chi Xu had already packed his things.
Calling on the two who didn't even open the fishing bag, Qin Yu and the Chi family drove towards Chi's father and Chi's mother.
At the first sight after meeting in the round, Father Chi began to brag red-faced.
"Little Tang, follow Dad for a while, and watch Dad catch you a heavy rain!"
Father Chi, who still didn't know that he had been sold out by his wife, spoke confidently, and was immediately disgusted by Mother Chi.
"Come on, with your skills, you still catch big fish. It's not bad to go back and accompany me to the supermarket to buy fish."
Father Chi sneered slightly.
The reason for being stuck was not Chi Mu's complaints, but the important news revealed by Chi Mu's words that he had just ignored——
For Qin Yu's future son-in-law's sake, Mother Chi will stay by his side for the whole fishing trip.
And Chi's mother was there the whole time, which meant...
He can't go back empty-handed and go to the supermarket/vegetable market, buy a few big fish and pretend he caught it himself! !
Thinking of this, Father Chi's chubby face instantly turned green.
"Ahem, daughter-in-law..."
Clearing his throat in embarrassment, Father Chi tried to send Mother Chi away.
"Look, you don't like fishing anyway, so why don't you just go to the lounge in the center of the lake? The view over the lounge is so good, it's the same when I catch a fish and call you to watch!"
"No, I'll just watch by your side."
Mama Chi said with a smile.
"Who said I don't like fishing anymore? I just don't like waiting in vain. My favorite thing is to watch the fish being caught."
Under Chi's father's eager and guilty eyes, Chi's mother's smile became brighter and brighter.
"Didn't you say you're going to catch a big fish today? It's good, I'll sit next to you and see how you catch it."
Papa Chi, who knows how good his fishing skills are: "..."
"Row!"
For the sake of the face and dignity of the head of the family, Papa Chi gritted his teeth and agreed, and all his fighting spirit was aroused.
"Hmph daughter-in-law, look after me, I'll catch some big fish for you today!"
Over there, Papa Chi took Chi Xu and the others, and started to make a nest with high spirits.
Here, Chi Xiaotang nestled beside Chi's mother, with a cute expression on her face.
"Mom, can Dad really catch big fish?"
"Just listen to him blowing to you."
Chi's mother, who knew everything about Chi's father, covered her mouth and snickered.
"With your dad's stable level of performance, it's really strange to be able to catch it."
Chi Xiaotang blinked in doubt, "...Then this is still called stable performance?"
"Isn't this called stability?" Chi's mother nodded indifferently, "There is no room for decline at all."
"hiss……"
Chi Xiaotang gasped for Chi's mother's precise description.
Is it such a dish! ?
Then from here to there, by analogy...
Brother and their level must not be much better!
Thinking of Chi Xu's proud and arrogant appearance in front of him half an hour ago, Chi Xiaotang was very melancholy.
Is it his illusion, a certain culprit thought without any self-knowledge.
I always feel that the image of "cold, paralyzed, and the boss of the three" in the original book of his elder brother has collapsed...
While Chi Xiaotang was melancholy, Qin Yu had already moved the small stool, and sat beside Chi Xiaotang with a calm expression.
"Hey, aren't you going to make a nest with Dad and the others?"
Qin Yu, whose purpose was to fish here but not to fish there, shook his head silently.
"I'm not very good at fishing either," someone whose skill level was higher than Chi's father at 01:30 lowered his eyes slightly.
"So come and sit with you."
"is that so!?"
Zhen Caijichi Xiaotang, who had never fished before, was instantly delighted.
"At that time we will be together, and I will not be able to fish."
"Uh-huh!"
It was Qin Yu who came here and nodded happily.
Seeing this, Mama Chi, who was originally sitting next to them, moved a stool to Papa Chi with a look of emotion on her face.
"Hey, daughter-in-law, you are here."
After finishing the nest, Father Chi, who felt that he was stable this time, set up the fishing rod, and even had the leisure to care about his youngest son's love situation.
"How's the situation over there?"
"It's not bad, it's going well," Chi's mother became more emotional.
"Xiao Qin is much more witty than when you were chasing me... Cough, much smarter."
Clearing her throat, Chi's mother, who almost said the truth, changed her words urgently.
"It's just that Xiaotang's head is too stupid... Well, after all, good things take time. Let's not worry about children's affairs."
"Why was I not witty back then," said Father Chi, who was trampled on, not very happy.
"How brave I was at that time, I climbed the wall of your house in the dark against your father's disapproving eyes..."
Before Chi's father finished speaking, he was slapped several times by the shy Chi's mother.
"As long as you like to talk nonsense, go fishing."
Glancing at Papa Chi and the sons whose ears were stunned, Mama Chi said without curiosity.
"Since you have already let go, if there is no fish caught today, none of you can even think about having lunch."
"..."
Hearing this, the father and son of the Chi family, who realized the seriousness of the problem, had an instant solemn expression on their faces.
It seems that you have to show some real kung fu!
The few people lined up were calm and focused on the fishing rod in front of them, longing for the moment when the fish would take the bait and justify themselves.
But as the saying goes, the development of things will not be shifted and changed by people's will.
Vegetable chicken, always be vegetable chicken.
In terms of fishing technology, there is no such unreal thing that a person can become a big fishing king from an empty fish basket in a second.
So, two and a half hours later, facing the still empty fish basket, the four father and son of the Chi family were deeply silent.
"It seems that in terms of fishing, Xiao Yu has also inherited our family's fine tradition and talent..."
In Chi's father's sad sigh, Chi's mother almost bent over laughing.
"What kind of talent does our family have to inherit? From the first time you went fishing and brought me back two sea fish trophies when you went fishing by the lake, I knew that your fishing skills were not very good."
Standing up and moving her body, Chi's mother glanced at Chi Xiaotang, and couldn't help laughing angrily.
"Those two guys, no matter how they put it on, they didn't even set up the fishing rod."
Feeling Chi's mother's gaze, Chi Xiaotang and Qin Yu walked slowly towards Chi's father with a small bench.
"hiss……"
Looking at the empty fish basket, Chi Xiaotang, who thought they would at least gain something, took a breath.
"There's really nothing..."
Before Chi's mother said that they were in the air force every time, Chi Xiaotang thought it was an exaggeration.
Now it seems that the air force is a real air force, the kind that doesn't even have a small fish, shrimp, or fry!
Seeing the shocked expression on Chi Xiaotang's face, Father Chi, who was bragging so much before, couldn't hold back his face.
"Ahem, Xiao Tang, fishing is not as simple as you imagined, there are great knowledge and great skills in it!"
Pulling Chi Xiaotang to sit on his seat, Father Chi tried to re-establish his tall image.
"Come on, try it, try it and you will know how difficult it is!"
"hold head high……"
Chi Xiaotang shook the fishing rod in his hand a few times in doubt.
"Just hold it like this?"
"Hey, don't shake around!"
Seeing this, Father Chi, who had solid theoretical knowledge and was only crippled in actual combat, became anxious in an instant.
"Moving around can easily scare the fish away!"
"But the problem is..."
Chi Xiaotang tugged at the fishing rod in his hand, with a hesitant expression on his face.
"I seem to have caught a fish?"
"..."
"...?????"
At this moment, the question marks piled up on Papa Chi's and Chi Xu's heads almost broke through the sky.
"WTF??"
"How did you catch a fish??"
All of a sudden, a group of people gathered around, even Mr. Diao didn't care about his pole, and gathered around to witness this historic scene.
"Good guy, Mr. Chi, your family's bad bamboos have produced good bamboo shoots, and a genetic mutation has produced a good fisherman!"
"Go, go, Xiaotang has inherited my excellent fishing talent!"
Looking at the big carp that was half an arm long, Papa Chi laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes.
"How did you catch it??"
Standing next to Chi Xiaotang with a black face, Chi Xu doubted life very much.
"Are you cheating!??"
"Brother, it doesn't have to be like this..."
Seeing how Chi Xu was severely hit by him, Chi Xiaotang patted him on the shoulder, kindly comforting him.
"Maybe it's because of luck that I met the legendary novice protection?"
Chi Xu: "..."
God damn novice protection.
If there is such a thing, how could he be so miserable when he first started fishing, fishing three times and emptying three times, and even won the title of "Chi Sankong".
The more Chi Xu thought about it, the more unbalanced he became.
On the other side, Papa Chi had already happily put the big carp he had caught into his fishing basket.
It’s not easy, it’s not easy, after so many fishing trips, I finally returned home empty-handed once! !
Papa Chi was so happy that he wanted to put the fish basket on his head and show it loudly to the whole world with a loudspeaker.
"I don't believe it, you fish for me again!"
Chi Xu pressed Chi Xiaotang on his seat with a black face, unwilling to admit the cruel reality that he couldn't do fishing.
For this, Chi Xiaotang was extremely helpless.
"Brother, I was really just lucky just now."
Chi Xiaotang held the fishing rod, trying to bring Chi Xu back to his senses.
"The novice protection period is my nonsense. How could there be such a thing? If so, wouldn't it be possible for me to catch fish one after another? Haha..."
"……Um???"
Before Chi Xiaotang could finish laughing, the fishing rod in his hand moved again.
Seeing the fishing rod and line shaking violently, Chi Xiaotang slowly widened his eyes.
"Did I catch it again?"
Now not only Chi Xu, but also Chi's father and Chi Yan began to fall into doubt.
"There is really a novice protection period..."
Father Chi said anxiously, "That's great, why didn't I have one back then?"
Chi Xiaotang: "...?"
No, do you really believe it?
Can it still work, third brother, please persuade Dad!
In Chi Xiaotang's gaze, Chi Yan tried to persuade him, but he didn't seem to.
"Dad, don't be sad, maybe it's because we got off to a bad start, that's why Xiaotang was given a novice protection period."
Chi Yan, who was also envious of Chi Xiaotang catching a big fish, guessed intimately.
"Maybe after the protection period, my brother won't be able to fish anymore."
"Alas," Chi's father, who is not worried about the few but the unevenness, sighed quietly, "I hope so."
Chi Xiaotang: "...??"
You guys are jealous of my naked talent! !
In desperation, Chi Xiaotang looked at Qin Yu for help.
In his indicative help-seeking eyes, Qin Yu looked at the fishing rod in Chi Xiaotang's hand, and at the big fish struggling and jumping on the other end of the fishing rod, with a faint sigh.
"I really know how to fish..."
Chi Xiaotang: "...???"
What's the matter with you big brother.
What kind of fishing are you talking about? Why does it sound wrong to me?
The author has something to say: Mr. Qin (with dark eyes): Why are you so good at fishing?
Xiaotang: I suspect that you care about the meaning and have sufficient evidence!
The last few days have been busy three times, the update is a bit late, the tiger landed and apologized orz
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感谢在2021-10-2307:48:15~2021-10-2500:37:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 3 bottles of banana; 1 bottle of Mufengfeng;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
On the other side, where Qin Yu looked melancholy, Chi Xiaotang was already moving a small stool and sitting at the fishing spot, listening to Chi Xu boasting calmly.
"Follow me for a while, I'm a well-known fishing expert in ten miles and eight villages."
Chi Yan, who was standing beside Chi Xu, nodded proudly.
His face was full of pride, and so did I, quietly showing his identity as a master fisherman.
And just from the style point of view, it feels that the style is much higher than that of Chi Xu.
"Really……"
Seeing his eldest brother and third brother pretending to be more aggressive and confident, and then looking at Chi Xingyu, who is eager to try and looks equally confident, Chi Xiaotang is holding a fishing bag with a hesitant expression.
"But that's not what Mom said before going out this morning."
"..."
Hearing this, Chi Xu and Chi Yan's expressions paused subtly, and a guilty conscience appeared on their faces.
"Mom said, you and Dad's fishing skills are amazing."
Chi Xiaotang said dryly.
"Before my mother went out, she specifically told me not to listen to your big words. I just came to see the scenery when I went fishing with you, and I just wanted to have fun."
"...how could mom say that!"
Hearing this, Chi Xu, who was precisely poked at the pain point, became a little anxious.
"Our fishing skills are so good, which time the air force went back when we went out to fish!"
After knowing that he was going to go fishing today, Chi Xiaotang also learned a lot about fishing last night.
It was precisely because of this that Chi Xiaotang, who understood that "air force" meant that he hadn't caught anything, was even more embarrassed when he returned empty-handed.
"It's such a big brother... In addition to giving me a vaccination in advance, my mother also gave me an extra task."
"What mission?"
Chi Xu glanced at Chi Xiaotang suspiciously, trying to restore his image as a "master fisherman" in front of his younger brother.
"Don't listen to my mother's nonsense. She hasn't fished with us a few times. After years of honing, my fishing skills have already made great progress."
Under the influence and influence of Chi Xiaotang, Chi Xu also became more and more shameless.
"I am now a well-known fishing master in the fishing circle of the capital. Everyone calls me 'Fishing God', or 'Fishing God' for short..."
Chi Xiaotang: "..."
Who would call such an outrageous name!
Still fishing for gods...
The outrageous degree of this name is almost as outrageous as his title of "Capital Cake King", okay?
Facing Chi Xu's bragging, Chi Xiaotang lived up to Chi's mother's advice and expectations, and didn't believe a single word of what his elder brother said.
"Big brother..."
Chi Xiaotang, who couldn't listen anymore, sighed, interrupting Chi Xu's outrageously exaggerated boast.
He looked at Chi Xu with cat eyes, his face full of hesitation and hesitation.
"My mother gave me the task of shopping for vegetables...
She said that when we returned empty-handed after fishing all morning, we would definitely go to the vegetable market, and made a list before we went out, and asked me to buy according to it..."
Chi Xu: "..."
Hearing this, Chi Xu, who still wanted to brag, felt a sting in his chest.
After a while, Chi Xu, who regained his strength, took a deep breath, his handsome face was full of guilt and embarrassment that his lies had been exposed.
"...Who said we were going to the vegetable market? How could mom frame us as going to the vegetable market? This is simply a great insult to our fishing skills!!"
Chi Xu poked his neck and said very stiffly.
"We don't go to the vegetable market, we have all the ingredients for today's lunch!"
"Today we will avenge our shame and let my mother take a good look at our level and skills!"
Chi Xiaotang: "..."
This is inconsistent with your previous remarks, brother.
If you are ashamed, doesn't it mean that your previous fishing skills are indeed special?
Chi Xiaotang whispered in her heart.
But looking at Chi Xu and Chi Yan's ambitions and high fighting spirit, Chi Xiaotang sensible (with a strong desire to survive) didn't open his mouth to expose it, but he already didn't have much hope for this fishing trip.
Mom was right, just take it as coming out to see the scenery.
Chi Xiaotang sat on a small stool with her face in her hands, looking around idly.
Beside him, Chi Xu pulled Chi Yan, and Chi Xingyu, who was curious and eager to try, squatted by the river to study nest making.
... Hey, isn't this his marriage partner?
After looking around for a few moments, Chi Xiaotang keenly spotted Qin Yu who was standing not far away, looking eagerly at him.
He beckoned to Qin Yu cheerfully, and after resolving the misunderstanding of "online dating", Chi Xiaotang looked at Qin Yu with a little embarrassment, but also a hint of intimacy that he didn't realize.
"Are you coming to fish too?"
"Ah."
Now that he was discovered, Qin Yu, who was worrying about how to walk over naturally and without pretentiousness, let out a sigh of relief, and took advantage of Chi Xiaotang's call to him to move forward.
Facing the staring gazes of several elder brothers, Qin Yu calmly walked to Chi Xiaotang's side, and reminded him naturally.
"We made an appointment yesterday, and we will come fishing together today."
"It was our 'two families' who made an appointment." Chi Xu emphasized emphatically with a look of displeasure.
You don't need to pay for speaking and pronouncing words, so why are you saving words?
Let this guy be so self-conscious, it is obviously an activity of two families, it sounds like two people are dating.
Facing this level of verbiage, Qin Yu, who had fought against his uncle many times, smiled calmly.
"Brother is right."
Chi Xu: "..."
Who is your big brother? The engagement banquet hasn't even been held yet! What are you calling big brother! !
Although Chi Xu didn't admit to Qin Yu very much, but he was also a "talking about being upright", and in his heart he admitted to Qin Yu quite a bit.
So even though he sounded upset, Chi Xu just rolled Qin Yu's eyes a few times and didn't ask him to change his name.
In response to this, the corners of Qin Yu's lips curled up even more.
Under the acquiescence of Chi Xu's disgust, Qin Yu moved a stool and sat beside Chi Xiaotang.
Just as he was about to find something to talk about, the next second, Qin Yu's and Chi Xiaotang's phones vibrated.
Amidst the melodious ringtone of the incoming call and the buzzing vibration of the mobile phone, Qin Yu's bright mood fell instantly.
Looking at "Old Diao" on the caller ID, and listening to Chi Xiaotang's "Dad?" after he answered the phone, Qin Yu sighed, and once again recognized the fact that Mr. Diao is a pig teammate.
I don't ask you to give me an assist, I finally created a chance to play by myself, why are you still holding back?
Seeing that Chi Xiaotang had hung up the phone with a "hmmhhh", Qin Yu, who had nothing to delay, frowned slightly, and reluctantly connected the call from Boss Diao.
"……Hey?"
"Don't be afraid, brother, I'm coming!"
President Diao came up with a sentence of encouragement to stabilize the military spirit, and Qin Yu's expression instantly masked pain.
Combined with the call that Chi Xiaotang had just received, Qin Yu, who instantly had a bad association, asked through gritted teeth.
"What the hell did you do again?"
Since he is a pig teammate, he must be a little pig teammate, okay?
I don't ask you to take the fly and lie down to win, at least don't drag your feet and spoil the situation!
Where are you from? Are you an undercover agent sent by his uncle! ?
Facing Qin Yu's audible tone, Mr. Diao, who knew he was wrong, smiled.
"Oh, old Qin, don't be so angry. It was my carelessness in the morning, and I accidentally made a mistake!"
"If not, I'll come here to give you compensation and cover!"
Qin Yu glanced to the side, and saw that Chi Xu and the others had already started to pack their things.
"What did you do?"
Mr. Diao's tone was smug.
"Since your father-in-law and the others are assists, of course it is to let the two sides meet together to create conditions for you. At least you can't let your uncle and the others disrupt the situation for you, right?"
"I released the Central Lake Fishing Ground, which has not yet officially welcomed guests, and invited you to come and experience it in the name of 'trial'. How about it, brother, is it interesting?"
Shall we go fishing together...
Qin Yu pondered for a moment.
Forget it, the more people there are, the more people there are. Anyway, with the addition of Chi's father and Chi's mother, the situation is definitely better than just him getting along with his uncle and buddies.
"Thank you, Lao Diao."
"You're welcome."
Mr. Diao is also an open-minded person.
"It's not just to give you assists, but to invite you to come here is really meant to experience and use."
"If you're satisfied, and if you continue to promote it later, the traffic of my slightly expensive VVIP Central Lake will naturally increase."
[A natural fishing ground that can catch fish in a stinky fish basket like Mr. Chi! ]
With so many promotional words, the audience will naturally understand that the quality of his fishing ground is not half as high!
On the other side, Qin Yu's mouth twitched slightly when he heard Mr. Diao's euphemism of "the asking price is a bit expensive".
Even Lao Diao thinks it's "slightly expensive"...
Then the price of the central lake is estimated to be ridiculously high, otherwise it would be ashamed of Lao Diao's title of "diagnosed skin".
Just as Qin Yu was complaining secretly, Chi Xu had already packed his things.
Calling on the two who didn't even open the fishing bag, Qin Yu and the Chi family drove towards Chi's father and Chi's mother.
At the first sight after meeting in the round, Father Chi began to brag red-faced.
"Little Tang, follow Dad for a while, and watch Dad catch you a heavy rain!"
Father Chi, who still didn't know that he had been sold out by his wife, spoke confidently, and was immediately disgusted by Mother Chi.
"Come on, with your skills, you still catch big fish. It's not bad to go back and accompany me to the supermarket to buy fish."
Father Chi sneered slightly.
The reason for being stuck was not Chi Mu's complaints, but the important news revealed by Chi Mu's words that he had just ignored——
For Qin Yu's future son-in-law's sake, Mother Chi will stay by his side for the whole fishing trip.
And Chi's mother was there the whole time, which meant...
He can't go back empty-handed and go to the supermarket/vegetable market, buy a few big fish and pretend he caught it himself! !
Thinking of this, Father Chi's chubby face instantly turned green.
"Ahem, daughter-in-law..."
Clearing his throat in embarrassment, Father Chi tried to send Mother Chi away.
"Look, you don't like fishing anyway, so why don't you just go to the lounge in the center of the lake? The view over the lounge is so good, it's the same when I catch a fish and call you to watch!"
"No, I'll just watch by your side."
Mama Chi said with a smile.
"Who said I don't like fishing anymore? I just don't like waiting in vain. My favorite thing is to watch the fish being caught."
Under Chi's father's eager and guilty eyes, Chi's mother's smile became brighter and brighter.
"Didn't you say you're going to catch a big fish today? It's good, I'll sit next to you and see how you catch it."
Papa Chi, who knows how good his fishing skills are: "..."
"Row!"
For the sake of the face and dignity of the head of the family, Papa Chi gritted his teeth and agreed, and all his fighting spirit was aroused.
"Hmph daughter-in-law, look after me, I'll catch some big fish for you today!"
Over there, Papa Chi took Chi Xu and the others, and started to make a nest with high spirits.
Here, Chi Xiaotang nestled beside Chi's mother, with a cute expression on her face.
"Mom, can Dad really catch big fish?"
"Just listen to him blowing to you."
Chi's mother, who knew everything about Chi's father, covered her mouth and snickered.
"With your dad's stable level of performance, it's really strange to be able to catch it."
Chi Xiaotang blinked in doubt, "...Then this is still called stable performance?"
"Isn't this called stability?" Chi's mother nodded indifferently, "There is no room for decline at all."
"hiss……"
Chi Xiaotang gasped for Chi's mother's precise description.
Is it such a dish! ?
Then from here to there, by analogy...
Brother and their level must not be much better!
Thinking of Chi Xu's proud and arrogant appearance in front of him half an hour ago, Chi Xiaotang was very melancholy.
Is it his illusion, a certain culprit thought without any self-knowledge.
I always feel that the image of "cold, paralyzed, and the boss of the three" in the original book of his elder brother has collapsed...
While Chi Xiaotang was melancholy, Qin Yu had already moved the small stool, and sat beside Chi Xiaotang with a calm expression.
"Hey, aren't you going to make a nest with Dad and the others?"
Qin Yu, whose purpose was to fish here but not to fish there, shook his head silently.
"I'm not very good at fishing either," someone whose skill level was higher than Chi's father at 01:30 lowered his eyes slightly.
"So come and sit with you."
"is that so!?"
Zhen Caijichi Xiaotang, who had never fished before, was instantly delighted.
"At that time we will be together, and I will not be able to fish."
"Uh-huh!"
It was Qin Yu who came here and nodded happily.
Seeing this, Mama Chi, who was originally sitting next to them, moved a stool to Papa Chi with a look of emotion on her face.
"Hey, daughter-in-law, you are here."
After finishing the nest, Father Chi, who felt that he was stable this time, set up the fishing rod, and even had the leisure to care about his youngest son's love situation.
"How's the situation over there?"
"It's not bad, it's going well," Chi's mother became more emotional.
"Xiao Qin is much more witty than when you were chasing me... Cough, much smarter."
Clearing her throat, Chi's mother, who almost said the truth, changed her words urgently.
"It's just that Xiaotang's head is too stupid... Well, after all, good things take time. Let's not worry about children's affairs."
"Why was I not witty back then," said Father Chi, who was trampled on, not very happy.
"How brave I was at that time, I climbed the wall of your house in the dark against your father's disapproving eyes..."
Before Chi's father finished speaking, he was slapped several times by the shy Chi's mother.
"As long as you like to talk nonsense, go fishing."
Glancing at Papa Chi and the sons whose ears were stunned, Mama Chi said without curiosity.
"Since you have already let go, if there is no fish caught today, none of you can even think about having lunch."
"..."
Hearing this, the father and son of the Chi family, who realized the seriousness of the problem, had an instant solemn expression on their faces.
It seems that you have to show some real kung fu!
The few people lined up were calm and focused on the fishing rod in front of them, longing for the moment when the fish would take the bait and justify themselves.
But as the saying goes, the development of things will not be shifted and changed by people's will.
Vegetable chicken, always be vegetable chicken.
In terms of fishing technology, there is no such unreal thing that a person can become a big fishing king from an empty fish basket in a second.
So, two and a half hours later, facing the still empty fish basket, the four father and son of the Chi family were deeply silent.
"It seems that in terms of fishing, Xiao Yu has also inherited our family's fine tradition and talent..."
In Chi's father's sad sigh, Chi's mother almost bent over laughing.
"What kind of talent does our family have to inherit? From the first time you went fishing and brought me back two sea fish trophies when you went fishing by the lake, I knew that your fishing skills were not very good."
Standing up and moving her body, Chi's mother glanced at Chi Xiaotang, and couldn't help laughing angrily.
"Those two guys, no matter how they put it on, they didn't even set up the fishing rod."
Feeling Chi's mother's gaze, Chi Xiaotang and Qin Yu walked slowly towards Chi's father with a small bench.
"hiss……"
Looking at the empty fish basket, Chi Xiaotang, who thought they would at least gain something, took a breath.
"There's really nothing..."
Before Chi's mother said that they were in the air force every time, Chi Xiaotang thought it was an exaggeration.
Now it seems that the air force is a real air force, the kind that doesn't even have a small fish, shrimp, or fry!
Seeing the shocked expression on Chi Xiaotang's face, Father Chi, who was bragging so much before, couldn't hold back his face.
"Ahem, Xiao Tang, fishing is not as simple as you imagined, there are great knowledge and great skills in it!"
Pulling Chi Xiaotang to sit on his seat, Father Chi tried to re-establish his tall image.
"Come on, try it, try it and you will know how difficult it is!"
"hold head high……"
Chi Xiaotang shook the fishing rod in his hand a few times in doubt.
"Just hold it like this?"
"Hey, don't shake around!"
Seeing this, Father Chi, who had solid theoretical knowledge and was only crippled in actual combat, became anxious in an instant.
"Moving around can easily scare the fish away!"
"But the problem is..."
Chi Xiaotang tugged at the fishing rod in his hand, with a hesitant expression on his face.
"I seem to have caught a fish?"
"..."
"...?????"
At this moment, the question marks piled up on Papa Chi's and Chi Xu's heads almost broke through the sky.
"WTF??"
"How did you catch a fish??"
All of a sudden, a group of people gathered around, even Mr. Diao didn't care about his pole, and gathered around to witness this historic scene.
"Good guy, Mr. Chi, your family's bad bamboos have produced good bamboo shoots, and a genetic mutation has produced a good fisherman!"
"Go, go, Xiaotang has inherited my excellent fishing talent!"
Looking at the big carp that was half an arm long, Papa Chi laughed so hard that he couldn't see his eyes.
"How did you catch it??"
Standing next to Chi Xiaotang with a black face, Chi Xu doubted life very much.
"Are you cheating!??"
"Brother, it doesn't have to be like this..."
Seeing how Chi Xu was severely hit by him, Chi Xiaotang patted him on the shoulder, kindly comforting him.
"Maybe it's because of luck that I met the legendary novice protection?"
Chi Xu: "..."
God damn novice protection.
If there is such a thing, how could he be so miserable when he first started fishing, fishing three times and emptying three times, and even won the title of "Chi Sankong".
The more Chi Xu thought about it, the more unbalanced he became.
On the other side, Papa Chi had already happily put the big carp he had caught into his fishing basket.
It’s not easy, it’s not easy, after so many fishing trips, I finally returned home empty-handed once! !
Papa Chi was so happy that he wanted to put the fish basket on his head and show it loudly to the whole world with a loudspeaker.
"I don't believe it, you fish for me again!"
Chi Xu pressed Chi Xiaotang on his seat with a black face, unwilling to admit the cruel reality that he couldn't do fishing.
For this, Chi Xiaotang was extremely helpless.
"Brother, I was really just lucky just now."
Chi Xiaotang held the fishing rod, trying to bring Chi Xu back to his senses.
"The novice protection period is my nonsense. How could there be such a thing? If so, wouldn't it be possible for me to catch fish one after another? Haha..."
"……Um???"
Before Chi Xiaotang could finish laughing, the fishing rod in his hand moved again.
Seeing the fishing rod and line shaking violently, Chi Xiaotang slowly widened his eyes.
"Did I catch it again?"
Now not only Chi Xu, but also Chi's father and Chi Yan began to fall into doubt.
"There is really a novice protection period..."
Father Chi said anxiously, "That's great, why didn't I have one back then?"
Chi Xiaotang: "...?"
No, do you really believe it?
Can it still work, third brother, please persuade Dad!
In Chi Xiaotang's gaze, Chi Yan tried to persuade him, but he didn't seem to.
"Dad, don't be sad, maybe it's because we got off to a bad start, that's why Xiaotang was given a novice protection period."
Chi Yan, who was also envious of Chi Xiaotang catching a big fish, guessed intimately.
"Maybe after the protection period, my brother won't be able to fish anymore."
"Alas," Chi's father, who is not worried about the few but the unevenness, sighed quietly, "I hope so."
Chi Xiaotang: "...??"
You guys are jealous of my naked talent! !
In desperation, Chi Xiaotang looked at Qin Yu for help.
In his indicative help-seeking eyes, Qin Yu looked at the fishing rod in Chi Xiaotang's hand, and at the big fish struggling and jumping on the other end of the fishing rod, with a faint sigh.
"I really know how to fish..."
Chi Xiaotang: "...???"
What's the matter with you big brother.
What kind of fishing are you talking about? Why does it sound wrong to me?
The author has something to say: Mr. Qin (with dark eyes): Why are you so good at fishing?
Xiaotang: I suspect that you care about the meaning and have sufficient evidence!
The last few days have been busy three times, the update is a bit late, the tiger landed and apologized orz
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感谢在2021-10-2307:48:15~2021-10-2500:37:23期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~
Thanks to the little angels who irrigate the nutrient solution: 3 bottles of banana; 1 bottle of Mufengfeng;
Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!
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