Sand Sculpture Villain Forced to Group Pets[Transmigration Book]

1. Dog food

As Chi Xiaotang's staunch good friend, Zhang Yu can be said to be the No. 1 witness to the history of the relationship between Chi Xiaotang and Qin Yu.

Not long after the engagement banquet was held, when Zhang Yu was still immersed in the aftertaste of the heartache of the 8888 gift money he gave away.

Chi Xiaotang, one of the parties at the engagement banquet who knocked him hard, came to the door with a sad expression on his face.

"crooked?"

After answering the phone, Zhang Yu slumped lazily on the bed.

He glanced at the time on the phone screen, and raised his thick black brows slightly.

"Aren't you still on honeymoon with Mr. Qin, why did you remember to call me?"

Before Zhang Yu finished speaking, Chi Xiaotang on the other end of the phone let out a long and melancholy sigh.

"Isn't this... I'm in trouble..."

"……Um?"

Hearing the hesitation and melancholy in Chi Xiaotang's voice, Zhang Yu's expression suddenly became serious.

Just finished the engagement reception...the honeymoon is only a few days away...in trouble...surreptitiously calling relatives and friends for help...

"hiss……"

Zhang Yu, who had filled his brain with countless bloody plots in an instant, took a sharp breath.

"Could it be that... Mr. Qin cheated secretly behind your back?"

Zhang Yu's voice trembled slightly.

You guys just finished the engagement party! !

Chi Xiaotang: "...???"

On the other end of the phone, he was stunned for several seconds, and Chi Xiaotang, who realized that Zhang Yu was just guessing, was furious.

"What kind of dog logic are you, can't you expect me to be better??!"

Feeling Chi Xiaotang's surging anger, and guessing that Qin Yu should not have cheated, Zhang Yu heaved a sigh of relief like an old father.

He lazily leaned back on the bed again, with a look of disgust on his face.

"Then why are you calling? Let me warn you, there is a time difference between you and me. "

Looking at the hands of the clock that was about to jump to twelve o'clock, Zhang Yu's tone was serious.

"If you dare to call me in the middle of the night a few hours later, I'll make a quick call the next day to knock your dog's head off!"

"Oh, it's really important!"

On the other side, Chi Xiaotang, who managed to push Qin Yu away with great difficulty, was a little anxious.

"It's just... urgent!"

Zhang Yu scratched his head blankly.

Chi Xiaotang went out to play with Qin Yu, even if there were some problems that Qin Yu couldn't solve, then it would be useless to find him, right?

Thinking of this, Zhang Yu's expression became more and more confused.

"Then tell me, what's the matter?"

However, when it came to specific issues, Chi Xiaotang, who had been straightforward just now, faltered again.

"...Are you going to tell me?"

Vaguely, a bad premonition suddenly rose from Zhang Yu's heart.

Under the strong reminder of the sixth sense, Zhang Yu hesitated for a moment and wanted to run away.

"If you don't tell me, I'll hang up!"

"……do not!"

Chi Xiaotang gritted her teeth and said in a low voice with a hard heart.

"It's an emotional issue."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu, who was lying on the bed, closed his eyes in pain.

tm, he knew it.

Why didn't he just hang up the phone neatly!

Even though he missed the last chance to escape, under the strong desire to survive of the single dog who does not want to eat dog food, Zhang Yu still does not give up and wants to run away.

"Ahaha, look... I'm single too, I don't know much about relationships!"

Recently, under the torment of Chi Xiaotang, or Qin Yu's publicity and high profile, Zhang Yu, who had eaten dog food until he vomited, had a sad expression on his face.

"Young man, don't think about problems when you encounter problems. I think you and Mr. Qin are still very affectionate. If you have any small emotional problems, you can solve them by yourself behind closed doors!"

Hearing this, Chi Xiaotang sighed melancholy.

"That's where the problem lies!"

"……Um?"

Zhang Yu, who was about to hang up the phone, hesitated for a moment.

The problem lies here?

No way, could it be that his good brother's relationship...is really in crisis?

With concern for his brother, Zhang Yu, who didn't believe that Qin Yu would really have any relationship problems with Chi Xiaotang, became curious.

"Then tell me, what's the problem?"

Let the two of you crazily destroy the single dog, now, it is also time for the single dog to eat a bite of the freshly cut melons of the two of you!

The fun guy Zhang Yu started to get excited.

Is it a misunderstanding?Or are you still introverted?Or is it the melancholy of expressing affection but failing to accept it?

Zhang Yu didn't even think about the possibility of a real relationship problem between the two of them.

As a senior melon eater, he knows that if there is no expectation, there will be no harm.

After trying so hard to eat the dog food for the young couple under the skin of the melon, he also wants to taste the fake melon wrapped in the dog food!

In Zhang Yu's full anticipation, Chi Xiaotang, his loyal good friend, unpretentiously gave Zhang Yu a fatal blow with a clear and straightforward approach.

"Just..." Chi Xiaotang said hesitantly.

"I feel that Qin Yu is always playing hooligans to me..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

Zhang Yu: "...???"

"……What???"

A handful of dog food fell from the sky, and Zhang Yuren, who was still waiting by surprise, was dumbfounded.

"Didn't you say that there is a problem with your relationship?"

Although I know that you will definitely want to sprinkle dog food in the end, but you can't skip the melon wrapped in dog food and serve dog food directly!

Do I want dog food? I want fake melons in disguise!

Caught off guard, Zhang Yu fell into a kind of shock and hesitation of "Am I being acted?"

"Isn't this an emotional issue?"

"This problem is so big that it will almost affect the normal life of the two of us!"

Chi Xiaotang was very worried.

"He's always playing tricks on me..."

Help, I don't want to eat your dog food at all.

Rhyming the next sentence in his heart, Zhang Yu was also very worried.

But it's all said here, Zhang Yu is too embarrassed to hang up the phone directly.

"Then what kind of trick is this hooligan...?"

Zhang Yu, who was still single, tried to solve Chi Xiaotang.

"After all, the two of you are also engaged, and you already have a place in each other's name. For something more intimate... Cough cough,"

Zhang Yuhong persuaded him with her ears.

"It's okay to do it once in a while, right?"

Chi Xiaotang: "..."

Caught off guard by being run over by a wheel on the face, Chi Xiaotang was stunned.

"No...cough, what..."

Chi Xiaotang said incoherently.

"I mean he's too clingy... that's all, aren't foreign countries more open, sometimes this guy can kiss outside..."

"And then... oh, can you imagine, the clingy kind..."

Chi Xiaotang's voice became smaller and smaller.

"The clingy one that I can't stand..."

Zhang Yu: "..."

He can't imagine.

Countless swear words flashed in Zhang Yu's mind.

Mr. Qin... clingy...

Zhang Yu looked desperate.

This is pure dog food. Is it popular to lure dogs in and kill them these days? ?

Zhang Yu complained quietly.

"Why don't you call Luo Luo for consultation?"

As a cp fan of both of you, she is probably much happier than me when she heard you say this.

"Of course not, what do you think?"

Chi Xiaotang frowned, and said with a bottom line.

"Luo Luo is a little girl, am I playing hooligans by discussing this with her?"

Zhang Yu: "..."

You are so right!

A teardrop of despair flowed from the corner of Zhang Yu's eye.

Huh, why is he a man... How did he fall into Chi Xiaotang's hands!

When will single dogs stand up!

Hanging up the phone perfunctorily, Zhang Yu wiped his face and changed his signature without saying anything.

[In the world of single nobles, couples and dogs are not allowed to get close! 】

2. Status

Status and image can be said to be a very mysterious thing.

When Chi Xiaotang saw Qin Yu for the first time, he only felt that Qin Yu was like the wolf king on the grassland.

Aloof, cold and stern, full of momentum, when looking down, he is full of majesty and the aura of a superior. He is the perfect match for the overlord in Jack Su's novels.

Later, with more and more getting along with each other, Chi Xiaotang's understanding of Qin Yu also deepened, and he began to feel that Qin Yu was a reliable man who was mature, stable, funny and slightly playful.

Later, after the two got engaged...

"oops……"

Chi Xiaotang pushed Qin Yu's head away for a kiss, with an expression on his face full of resistance.

"No more kisses, no more kisses!"

Chi Xiaotang covered her mouth and said in a muffled voice.

"My mouth is swollen from kissing me. If I keep kissing again, I won't be able to see anyone tomorrow!"

As if Qin Yu didn't hear it, his handsome face still leaned towards Chi Xiaotang.

——This guy wants to show off his face, wants to be pretentious and commit a crime, relying on his handsome face to ask for kisses from his partner.

But as the saying goes, a saint fighter will not fall twice in the same move.

For Qin Yu's face-scrubbing tricks, Chi Xiaotang would still be attracted by beauty at first, but if Qin Yu brushed his face too much, Chi Xiaotang would become numb.

"No."

Refusing Qin Yu's invitation to kiss with incomparable coldness, Chi Xiaotang pushed away the handsome face of his partner, thinking with a dull expression.

Later, now, he only thinks that Qin Yu is a husky, obviously handsome and bluffing, but why...

It's so clingy! !

"The mouth is swollen, it's really swollen!"

Pushing Qin Yu's body away, Chi Xiaotang tried to reason with him.

“The heating in the hotel is fully turned on, we are too close and it is very hot!”

"I think it's okay."

Qin Yu pretended to be stupid, trying not to understand the meaning of Chi Xiaotang's words, and held Chi Xiaotang in his arms with a calm expression. .

Now is the third day of his and Chi Xiaotang's honeymoon, Qin Yu's thousand-year-old iron tree bloomed once again, and he has an official status again, and his heart is very hot and intimate.

He looked at Chi Xiaotang with scorching eyes, and was so happy that he almost wanted to swallow Chi Xiaotang in one gulp.

As for Chi Xiaotang, she figured out what she wanted, and got engaged to her sweetheart for honeymoon. At the very beginning, Chi Xiaotang was also very happy and bored.

Together, he and Qin Yu were intimate, sticking, sticking, sticking... until the end of the sticking, Chi Xiaotang felt stuck.

No matter how good the relationship is, it can't be tired 24 hours a day, seven days a week!

Chi Xiaotang struggled to pull Qin Yu away, but when he turned his head, Qin Yu gently pushed him into his arms.

Seeing Qin Yu's big hand pulling out his clothes while talking tiresome words, Chi Xiaotang pressed Qin Yu's restless paw with a serious expression on his face.

"Why don't we... sleep in separate rooms for two days?"

These days, being "seduced" by Qin Yu and making fooling around with him, it is no exaggeration to say that Chi Xiaotang's waist really hurts right now.

An emptiness from the inside out, or a sense of weakness enveloped Chi Xiaotang.

If this nonsense continued, Chi Xiaotang felt that he would die young sooner or later, and went to hell with Qin Yu hand in hand.

No, not hand in hand.

Chi Xiaotang raised his head and glanced at Qin Yu.

Seeing Qin Yulong's ferocious and honest appearance, Chi Xiaotang, who was already thinking about whether to secretly eat some Liuwei Dihuang Wan, paused for a moment, and an outrageous idea suddenly flashed through his mind.

This guy...couldn't be a little goblin who absorbs yang energy! ? ?

Otherwise, why is his waist hurting, but this guy is fine? ?

Otherwise, he secretly took the tonic behind his back!

Damn!

Chi Xiaotang thought helplessly and furiously.

He was one step ahead of him and secretly ate Liuwei Dihuang Wan! !

Just when Chi Xiaotang was thinking wildly, when he heard that he was going to sleep in a separate room, Qin Yu's pupils trembled, and a trace of grievance slowly appeared on his handsome face.

"We're on our honeymoon..."

That's okay, during the honeymoon, you have to sleep in separate rooms. After the honeymoon is over, wouldn't Xiao Xianyu just kick him? ?

Under Qin Yu's resentful gaze, under Qin Yu's aggrieved handsome attack, Chi Xiaotang sniffed, subconsciously softening and hesitating.

That's right, they are on their honeymoon, so if there is a honeymoon...

……wrong.

Closing his eyes quickly, Chi Xiaotang covered his eyes with one hand, and pushed Qin Yu's handsome face with the other to distance himself from him.

"Don't do this!"

This guy, seeing how soft-hearted he is and how cute he is, he has used this trick many times before the limit! !

Closing her eyes and burying her head in Qin Yu's arms, Chi Xiaotang said angrily.

"Didn't you read what was said on the Internet, most men are very annoying when they are clingy."

Qin Yu was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then, as if he had realized something, a trace of joy surged in his heart.

"I'm not like that," Qin Yu said with a proud expression.

"I especially like objects sticking to people."

Chi Xiaotang: "..."

Seeing that he misunderstood what he meant, Chi Xiaotang was stunned for a moment, his voice stopped talking.

"No, I mean, I'm an 'average guy' too..."

Qin Yu: "..."

Qin Yu, who realized his unfinished intentions, was completely closed to himself.

Chi Xiaotang sat on Qin Yu's lap and buried her head in Qin Yu's arms like an ostrich.

After waiting for a while, Chi Xiaotang, who couldn't wait for any movement from the outside world, paused for a moment, and raised his eyes cautiously to look up.

I don’t know, I’m scared.

Seeing the loneliness and loss written on Qin Yushuai's face, Chi Xiaotang felt a sudden pain in his heart, and began to feel pain.

Isn't what he said a little too much?

She's still on her honeymoon, so she secretly dislikes her clingy partner...

For a while, Chi Xiaotang, who became more and more imaginative, held Qin Yu's face and kissed him several times.

After some consolation, Qin Yu, who seemed to have finally recovered from the blow, lowered his head, and instead buried his head into Chi Xiaotang's neck.

"I know, I'm not mad at you."

Qin Yu's thick black eyelashes swept over Chi Xiaotang's neck, and with his deep and hoarse voice, he further drew out the guilt in Chi Xiaotang's heart.

"Then shall we still sleep in separate rooms?"

"..."

Chi Xiaotang paused.

Although a trace of hesitation of "has he been tricked again" appeared in his mind, under this situation, Chi Xiaotang touched his conscience and felt that he couldn't nod that head.

"It doesn't matter..."

Chi Xiaotang hugged Qin Yu's head buried in his neck, his fingers were itchy from the hard stubble on Qin Yu's head.

"But we made an agreement three chapters in advance, you can't mess around these few days."

Feeling Qin Yu's scorching breath spraying on his neck as if in protest, Chi Xiaotang grabbed Qin Yu's hair and said through gritted teeth.

"It's really bad! My waist hurts!!"

Hearing this reason, Qin Yu, who was still trying to pretend to be pitiful and to please himself, froze for a moment.

After a while, low muffled laughter sounded.

The laughter was transmitted along the vibration of the chest, and Chi Xiaotang's face was so enthusiastic when he laughed, and the strength of grabbing Qin Yu's stubble was a lot stronger for a while.

"You still laugh, it's not all your fault!"

Facing his shameful and angry accusation that was about to explode, Qin Yu, who knew that he couldn't tease him any longer, immediately straightened his back and made a promise with an excellent attitude.

Chi Xiaotang half-believed Qin Yu's nonsense, and made the determination to lure wolves into the house and cut meat to feed wolves with great grief.

But in the next few days, Chi Xiaotang discovered that Qin Yu was really honest.

Even though he is still clingy, even when he walks, he will interlock his fingers in a non-dominant manner, and he only buys one piece of cotton candy ice cream.

The patriarch of the dignified Qin family, the person in charge of the Qin family, was so stunned that he threatened to be diligent and thrifty in managing the family, and he insisted on sharing a share with him hand in hand.

Of course, Chi Xiaotang didn't really dislike Qin Yu's clingy behavior.

After all, it is one's own object, and being clingy is also an expression of love. Who would dislike the fact that one's own object loves too much!

Although Qin Yu's clinginess is a bit unusual...

But Chi Xiaotang said, as long as he let his waist go, just a little clingy, he can totally accept it!

In this way, the two spent nearly a week sticky and "innocent".

Although there was no night exercise during the period, the sugar content of the two of them was not exceeding the limit when they got along, but reached the point of death.

Chi Xiaotang is okay, he is more reserved and doesn't like to show off.

Qin Yu finally caught up with the object, wishing to post 180 Moments all day long, and swiping all the friends on the list by himself.

Not only can he be so affectionate, crazy and tricky that he can't stand him, even the wechat merchant who scanned the QR code to receive ice cream on the road blocked him with tears in his eyes.

In this way, in the sweet and greasy luxury daily life, most of the honeymoon trip of Chi Xiaotang and Qin Yu has passed, and it is about to come to an end.

After a period of cultivation, Chi Xiaotang's waist condition has already returned to its original state.

Young people, the anger is still relatively strong.

As the ex-little virgin who had a date for the first time in two lifetimes, Chi Xiaotang waited reservedly.

Waiting for Qin Yu's hookup and temptation, and then he got off the donkey, and half pushed and half rolled back on the bed with Qin Yu.

But Chi Xiaotang waited and waited for several days, seeing that the honeymoon was almost over, Qin Yu still acted like a gentleman.

It's not that he really turned his back on the evil and devoted himself to the Buddha, but this guy is surprisingly tolerant.

No matter how Chi Xiaotang pretended to tease him carelessly, Qin Yu could express it very honestly——

Don't worry, I will definitely take good care of your waist!

On the eve of the end of the honeymoon, Chi Xiaotang couldn't take it anymore.

He pressed Qin Yu on the bed with his backhand, and then raised his brows high.

"Exercise or not?"

"……move."

Qin Yu's Adam's apple rolled, his eyes darkened.

"This is, you provoked it first."

Chi Xiaotang felt guilty, but he couldn't allow him to run away at the moment.

The lights in the hotel suite were turned on very late that night.

-He-

The author has something to say: la la la, it's over~

Mr. Qin: A Mr. Qing Qi who has devoted his whole life, intrigued with his wife, and worked hard to post the post. Finally, he ate the stir-fried small salted fish that he dreamed of. Let us congratulate him~

And Qin Yu also realized his long-cherished wish——

Legend has it that there is a famous dish in the rivers and lakes called stir-fried small salted fish. When the salted fish is cooked on high fire and adjusted slowly on low heat, when the heat reaches its peak, the cooked small salted fish will make a meowing sound. It is true. novel.

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●"Cannon fodder double does not want to become a regular"

Shi Hanyi transmigrated and became the cannon fodder in the stand-in literature.

In the original text, the stand-in cannon fodder fell in love with Ba Zonggong, and when Bai Yueguang of Ba Zonggong returned, he not only pestered him endlessly, but also tried to frame him several times, but was finally broken by Ba Zonggong and sent to the game.

After wearing the book, Shi Hanyi looked at Ba Zonggong——Chu Ze sat opposite him, and said in a cold voice,

"Annual salary of 500 million, including food and housing, be obedient, act seriously, and the house will belong to you after the performance."

"And," Chu Ze said with cold eyes, "don't climb on the bed, don't mess around with thoughts you shouldn't have."

...Is there such a good thing? !

Shi Hanyi instantly straightened his back and showed a sweet smile to Chu Ze.

"I understand, I understand, take money to do things, boss, don't worry!"

During the contract period, Shi Hanyi not only worked hard to act, but also cared for his boss tenderly and caringly. His smile was obedient and soft, but he didn't have the slightest thought of anything wrong in his heart.

But before he knew it, the way Chu Ze looked at him gradually changed.

When Bai Yueguang returned to China, Chu Ze stopped Shi Hanyi, who was very happy after hearing the news, and picked up his luggage in seconds.

"I'll give you the black card, double your salary at will, and I will renew it with you indefinitely."

Chu Ze imprisoned him in his arms, blackness welled up in his gloomy eyes, the always proud man bowed his head to Shi Hanyi,

"Shi Hanyi, don't go"

"Please."

small theater:

Chu Ze at the beginning: #I warn you: don’t climb the bed, don’t have any unreasonable thoughts#

Later Chu Ze: #来觉座吧，我已经很自己香香#

#Unreasonable thoughts?Can have, more, please#

From the cold words and warnings of "Don't fight me" → longing for the journey of true fragrance of "wife stickers"

Mr. Chu: Don’t ask, if you ask, you will regret it, very regretful.jpg

感谢在2021-11-0521:33:32~2021-11-0922:48:13期间为我投出霸王票或灌溉营养液的小天使哦~

Thanks to the little angel of irrigation nutrient solution: 10 bottle of Qijumang;

Thank you very much for your support, I will continue to work hard!