The orange cat dressed as a scum attacking the emperor

Su Yiqiu circled around the table and called out softly. Qi Jing, who was lying on the table, moved her fingers to change positions, and swept the other half of the memorial off the table.

It almost hit Su Yiqiu.

Su Yiqiu looked up at Qi Jing, resting his stubby front paws on the chair legs, he backed up and jumped a few times, but instead of jumping up, he sat down on the scattered memorials.

He circled around Qi Jing's feet again, stretched out his front paws, grabbed the hem of Qi Jing's clothes with his paws, and adjusted them to his knees.Then he looked left and right, jumped onto the table two or three times with the help of the armrest, and sat down beside Qi Jing's face.

To be honest, Qi Jing, as the number one scumbag in the article, is not bad in appearance and can even be said to be very outstanding.It's just that those eyes are too dark and prey, which makes people shudder.

Su Yiqiu didn't like that feeling, so he didn't like to join Qi Jing's side.He sat beside Qi Jing's face, tilting his head to look at the dog emperor who had scolded him for so many days.

The book tries to portray Qi Jing's cruelty, and Qi Jing has the most roles in the scene. Su Yiqiu has read the 10,000+ word abuse of body, heart, and bed, and it is really impossible to have any good feelings for this dog.

But...but...

Why does he want to rub against this dog so much? !

Su Yiqiu was fidgeting, and was about to jump down, but when he looked under the table, it was too high, and he would probably be crippled if he jumped down, so Su Yiqiu had no choice but to turn around and plan to return the same way, but the space on the table was too much. It was too narrow and there was ink everywhere, Su Yiqiu couldn't walk an inch, turned his head with difficulty, slipped on the sole of his foot and bumped into the dog emperor's forehead.

hiss……

It hurts but it doesn't hurt, the strange thing is that he didn't even think about it...

Did this bitch wear some perfume? It smells so good.

Su Yiqiu's nose touched Qi Jing's forehead, sniffing his scent, then the cat tilted its head and rubbed against Qi Jing's forehead.

It’s over.

He can't seem to control himself!

Su Yiqiu rubbed her hands twice more, feeling extremely comfortable all over.

No... The cat must be firm, even if the dog emperor smells so good, he is still a dog emperor!He is still the monster in the article who kills at every turn and tortures the original owner at every turn!

But it smells so good... He rubs it again, rubs it again and leaves!

Su Yiqiu's body was uncontrollable, he tilted his head and wanted to rub against him again, this time he didn't rub against Qi Jing's forehead, but against the tip of Qi Jing's nose.

Su Yiqiu's body froze, and he turned his head dullly.

Qi Jing stared straight at him with a pair of long and narrow phoenix eyes.

Su Yiqiu wanted to back away, but all four paws slipped at the same time and slipped off the table.

Finish the ball.

This seemed to be the second time he had fallen.

Su Yiqiu closed his eyes tightly, tucked his paws in front of his chest, trying to curl himself into a ball to reduce the force-bearing area.

He didn't think the dog emperor would kindly catch him.

In fact, the dog emperor did not show mercy to catch him.

Because he fell on Qi Jing's lap.

Su Yiqiu curled up her paws and lay on Qi Jing's lap for a moment. Just when she was about to turn over and leave, Qi Jing suddenly retracted her legs, stretched out her hand, and picked up the kitten by the back of its neck. Woke up.

Su Yiqiu cried out in pain.

Put the cat down!

Qi Jing didn't understand the meaning of the kitten like Concubine Yue. Not only did he not put the cat down, but he also carried Su Yiqiu and shook it in the air. Su Yiqiu was dizzy and his head drooped. The cat, gently holding the cat's head with the other hand, staring at Su Yiqiu's sapphire blue eyes.

"It's really like..."

Su Yiqiu:?

What is he like?What is this dog trying to say?

Like the original owner?

Did the dog emperor suffer from lovesickness? No matter how you look at it, everyone looks like the original owner. He found a substitute that day, and it's fine if he thinks he looks like the original owner. After all, he is a person.Now facing a cat, can you say something like the original owner?

Su Yiqiu strongly suggested that Qi Jing should go to the hospital for ophthalmology, and then go for a brain CT.

Qi Jing stared at the kitten for a while, then threw the kitten on the table.He rubbed his sore arms and sore eyes, and looked around, only to find that the memorial had fallen all over the place.

He looked at the kitten on the table.

The kitten was standing on the edge of the table, with its front and rear paws together, and was about to jump down. Noticing his gaze, the kitten's ears trembled a few times, and it sat back on the table timidly.

Qi Jing pointed to the memorial that had fallen all over the floor, and questioned Su Yiqiu on the table.

"What did you do?"

Su Yiqiu's temper immediately flared up.

The kitty can't hear that!

You obviously dropped it yourself, so it's none of my business!

"Meow--"

Su Yiqiu's paw kicked to the side, this kick didn't matter, the worst thing was that he stepped into Qi Jing's inkstone.He watched helplessly as his paws turned from white to black. When he lifted the paw, a few drops of ink dripped down the paw into the inkstone.Su Yiqiu didn't move, didn't move, looked at Qi Jing eagerly, curled his neck and let out a mime.

Qi Jing's eyes were full of disgust, and he almost wrote the words "you did it" on his forehead.

Su Yiqiu didn't dare to move this time, and stepped his paw back into the inkstone.

Rather than having a few paw prints on the ground, let him stay here.

Then he was picked up by Qi Jing again.

His paws were still stained with ink, and after ticking, Qi Jing lifted him to the top of the mat, threw him on it, called someone in to clean up the room, wiped Su Yiqiu clean, and sat back on the dragon again. Chair, ask Huang Dequan to come in to serve the pen and ink, and then read the memorial.

Su Yiqiu lay on the cushion, watching Qi Jing from afar.

Tyrants also need to read memorials?

Shouldn't the band be called in to "continue to play music and then dance", with a beauty on the left and a beauty on the right, eating grapes from the hand of the beauty?

Forget it.

This is not something a cat should worry about.

He just caused trouble for Qi Jing, it's best not to act rashly now, nothing happened to him, but I don't know if his meal ticket is okay now.

The rice ticket said that the queen mother doesn't like cats, and the emperor respects the queen mother very much, so naturally he doesn't let the concubines in the harem keep cats.Concubine Yue’s keeping cats in private is considered to be breaking the rules. Su Yiqiu was frequently watched by the neighbor’s aunt to watch Qing palace dramas. According to the description of Qing palace dramas, the concubine violated the palace rules by offending the queen mother, should she be punished?

Will the meal ticket be fined?What will the dog emperor punish her for?

Yesterday, he vaguely heard the dog emperor arguing with the meal ticket, because he didn't hear what was arguing, and he almost forgot what he heard clearly. Now he only remembers two words: account book.

Could it be that the meal ticket is a fake account?Taking bribes in private?Withholding concubines' salaries?

Su Yiqiu's clever mind couldn't figure out the twists and turns. He only ate and slept all day long, and he knew very little about the harem.Now that something happened to the meal ticket, he couldn't share his worries about the meal ticket, and secondly, he couldn't find out the ins and outs, so it was really useless.

Suddenly, there were a few "squeaks" not far away.

Su Yiqiu followed the prestige, Huang De was completely worried, Qi Jing's eyes were bloodshot, and he tore the memorial in his hand fiercely, Qi Jing tore the memorial to pieces, threw it to the side, and scattered it scraps of paper.

Qi Jing propped his forehead, his chest was bullied violently, covered his mouth and coughed a few times, Huang Dequan quickly patted his back to help him calm down: "Your Majesty... Your Majesty..."

Su Yiqiu couldn't sit still anymore, and ran down from the mat, and ran to Qi Jing's feet with short legs.

Qi Jing raised his hand and overturned the entire table. The pen, ink, paper and inkstone scattered all over the floor, and the memorial just set up was thrown to the ground again by him.

Looking at the mess, Qi Jing's breath gradually stabilized, and she leaned back on the chair as if she was exhausted.

"Mi woo..."

Su Yiqiu stretched out his paw and touched Qi Jing's clothes.What happened to the dog emperor?It was fine just now, and now it suddenly went crazy?

Looking at the kitten who was trying to please him, Qi Jing calmed down instantly, grabbed the cat and put it on her lap, and stroked Shun Su Yiqiu's hair.

Su Yiqiu shivered.

Why did the dog emperor suddenly become so gentle?

There must be a demon in the abnormal situation!

Qi Jing's lips curled into a faint smile.Said lightly.

"Huang Dequan, tell Concubine Yue that her cat scratched my memorial and I withheld it. Tell General Yue that his memorial was torn by the cat. The cat belongs to Concubine Yue. If you want to settle the score, find Concubine Yue will settle the score."

Su Yiqiu:? ? ?

You actually put the blame on the innocent little cat? !

He won't take the blame!Do not recite!