The orange cat dressed as a scum attacking the emperor
Chapter 32 The absurd thing
"Mi woo— woo..."
Su Yiqiu's cry became more and more sad, a faint pain came from the heart, slowly eroding into the bone, Su Yiqiu fell into Qi Jing's arms, grabbed Qi Jing's sleeve, and cried weakly.
"Aqiu?"
Qi Jing didn't care about the quarrel with Concubine Yue, and immediately stood up and sent someone to call a veterinarian. Concubine Yue was so distressed, she rushed to Qi Jing's side and carefully stroked the top of the kitten's head.
"Mimi is not afraid, the doctor is coming..."
"Mi woo—me woo—"
Su Yiqiu thought to himself, don't call yourself a doctor.
He couldn't do anything but hook Qi Jing's clothes with his claws.The kitten's meowing became more and more fierce, one sound after another seemed to be piercing the heart of Concubine Yue, Concubine Yue stomped her feet anxiously, walked back and forth in the room several times, and went to the door to urge several times, Looking forward to seeing through, I almost wanted to run to the imperial hospital to catch the imperial doctor.
When Concubine Yue rushed to the door to see the imperial physician again, Qi Jing suddenly said: "Close the door!"
"Ah?" Concubine Yue was puzzled, "What are you doing closing the door? You don't care about Mimi? Are you not called an imperial physician?"
Qi Jing was suffering from a headache, so she took off her dragon robe and put it on Su Yiqiu's body, wrapped her tightly first, then raised her head and glared at Concubine Yue: "Yue Dongying, close the door!"
Concubine Yue was taken aback, and closed the door in a strange manner. The look in Qi Jing's eyes made her a little scared. She just gave her a look, but now her hands were shaking a little. Turning around, I saw a person leaning on Qi Jing's shoulder.
Concubine Yue was as surprised as when she saw a concubine stealing a man.
She rushed to Qi Jing's table, wanting to see who it was and where he came from, but Qi Jing hugged the man and turned sideways slightly, hiding him tightly except for the top of his head. Don't let Concubine Yue see a single bit.
Concubine Yue pouted, and suddenly remembered something was wrong: "Your Majesty, where is my cat?"
Qi Jing wrapped the man tightly with her dragon robe and said, "The cat is here."
Concubine Yue obviously didn't believe it: "...Don't coax me, I can still tell the difference between a human and a cat. Where's Mimi? He was so uncomfortable just now, did he run to hide somewhere?"
Qi Jing sneered: "I told you, the cat is here."
Concubine Yue was puzzled and said, "Where is it?!"
She walked around the hall. She remembered that in order to prevent Mimi from hiding in the crevices of the cabinet, Qi Jing sealed up all the corners and corners. There was no hiding place at all. It was impossible for the kitten to hide. to these places.
Concubine Yue searched around carefully, then suddenly raised her head to look at the person in Qi Jing's arms, she suddenly had a terrible guess.
The cat disappeared, and the human appeared.
Could it be that the cat is the person in the dog's arms?
Concubine Yue swallowed her saliva, and walked slowly in front of Qi Jing, wanting to push the man's hair back to see what he looked like.Qi Jing raised her hand and opened her hand, and said impatiently: "What are you looking at? This is your brother from the Su family."
Concubine Yue's expression was extremely complicated, even more complicated than seeing a concubine stealing a man.It's like seeing a concubine personally tell the emperor that the child does not belong to the emperor.
"Brother Su?"
She stood still on the spot, unable to recover for a long while, she pulled out a silver hairpin on her head and pricked her fingers in a dull manner, and then slowly regained her composure.
"This... this person is the elder brother of the Su family, and the cat is also him?"
"He turned into a cat? He changed the cat?!"
Qi Jing nodded slowly, hugging Su Yiqiu to let him lean on her shoulder, and nodded slightly.
Concubine Yue was terrified, almost sat down on the ground, staggered a few steps and managed to stabilize herself.
At that moment, Concubine Yue recalled the script she had secretly read in the dead of night.
There are fox demons, wolf demons, snake demons, and little flower demons in the storybook. She just took these as jokes and never thought that the things in the storybook would come true, or twice!Concubine Yue stared at the person in Qi Jing's arms, and slowly asked: "So... Brother Su is the reincarnation of a cat demon?"
Qi Jing took down a brush from the pen holder and threw it at Concubine Yue's head. The brush just poked a shallow hole on Concubine Yue's forehead. Qi Jing gritted her teeth and said, "What are you thinking? Don't do it every day. I'm just thinking about these things!" Concubine Yue dared not speak out, touched the small hole on her head, picked up the brush and put it back on Qi Jing's table.Said: "I... I don't know what the reason is. But there is something, I have to remind Your Majesty."
Qi Jing said: "Say."
Concubine Yue said: "The Su family is now on the cusp. Although you have confiscated the Su family and imprisoned it, there are still people in the court who are watching the Su family. It will be difficult to deal with being labeled as a 'demon' because of the handle of being a cat."
Qi Jing said in a deep voice: "Let the matter of the harem be reported to the imperial court, it will be a disadvantage for you as a noble concubine."
Concubine Yue quickly realized that this bullshit was driving her to do things again, even if she felt displeased, Concubine Yue dared not say anything.She curled her lips and asked, "This is not the most important thing. Now there are only two of us in this room. What can you do to conjure up a third person for no reason?"
This problem is not easy to solve.
There are only Qi Jing and Concubine Yue in the Hall of Qinzheng, besides that there is a little orange cat, and there is eyeliner beside Qi Jing, how could he conjure up a third person without being noticed by the eyeliner?
Qi Jing took a deep breath, her expression complicated.
Su Yiqiu could really give him problems.
Yesterday he changed from a human to a cat, and now he has changed from a cat to a human again. There was one person missing yesterday for no reason, so he can lock Su Yiqiu in the side hall. Now there are more people for no reason, and it would be fine if he was in another palace. Oh, but it happened to be in the Hall of Qinzheng, which handles political affairs!
Besides, now that Su Yiqiu is not wearing any clothes, only wrapped in one of his dragon robes, and there is a chirping Yue Dongying standing next to him, Qi Jing is even more annoyed.
And...he didn't know where the key to the transformation of people and cats was.
The first time he changed from a cat to a human was when he slept next to him, and suddenly he became a human. He was sound asleep at that time and had no idea what Su Yiqiu had done; the second time was after serving the bed. The key to cats is sleeping?Then he can't let the girl Yue Dongying carry her back now, he really did something to Su Yiqiu!The third change is this time, Yue Dongying kisses and hugs this little thing...
Wait, dear?
Qi Jing was startled suddenly.
After bedtime, before Su Yiqiu changed from a human to a cat, he...he did indeed kiss Su Yiqiu.
This time too, when Yue Dongying hugged her and kissed her, Su Yiqiu changed from a cat to a human...
Qi Jing's ears turned red, and he clenched his hands into fists by his mouth, and coughed in a muffled voice.
When Qi Jing was in trouble, the imperial physician came.
Yue Dongying cast his eyes on him, and said anxiously: "What should I do? The imperial doctor is here! Can you hide him?"
Qi Jing looked up at Concubine Yue, smiled helplessly, and ordered: "You carry it on your back."
Although Qi Jing thinks this is extremely absurd, let's give it a try anyway.
Concubine Yue's eyes were full of disgust. A "reverse" is enough to make Concubine Yue think too much. Concubine Yue obviously has no interest in seeing what he does. After all, this is Qinzheng Palace, no matter how ridiculous Qi Jing is. , It is impossible for me to do anything out of the ordinary.Concubine Yue moved her hands, turned her back to Qi Jing, and closed her eyes consciously.
Qi Jing pinched Su Yiqiu's chin, rubbed the pulp of her thumb against the bright red lips, and kissed gently.
In a short while, two cat ears grew on Su Yiqiu's head, and in the blink of an eye, the person who was leaning on his shoulder disappeared, leaving only a little furry guy lying on his lap.
Qi Jing picked up the dragon robe and tidied it up, and then asked Concubine Yue to open the door and call the veterinarian in.
Concubine Yue turned her head and saw that the person had disappeared, and the only thing left was the little orange cat on Qi Jing's lap.
Compared with the key to becoming a cat, Concubine Yue was more worried about the comfort of the kitten, so she hurriedly invited the veterinarian in. The abnormalities on Su Yiqiu's body were obviously not something the veterinarian could explain.The veterinarian checked carefully for a long time, and only said "no serious problem".Concubine Yue's eyes were dark and she didn't know what she was thinking, but she still kindly let the veterinarian go back, and closed the gate of Qinzheng Hall.
Concubine Yue squatted beside Qi Jing, carefully stroking the kitten's head.
The kitten fell into a deep sleep, no matter how the concubine Yue played with him, he didn't respond, at most he whimpered twice, then slipped into Qi Jing's arms, and continued to sleep in a comfortable place.
Concubine Yue asked: "Your Majesty...know the key to change?"
Qi Jing nodded: "Understood." Concubine Yue quickly asked: "What's the key?"
Qi Jing said indifferently: "You don't need to know."
Concubine Yue knew Qi Jing's virtues, so she didn't expect him to tell her.He muttered quite dissatisfied: "If you don't tell me, I can find out by myself!"
Qi Jing glared at Concubine Yue fiercely again.Concubine Yue immediately stopped talking.
Qi Jing said: "I already know the key to the transformation of people and cats. In a few days, when Ah Qiu returns to the harem, you know what to do, right?"
Concubine Yue said: "Brother Su family is calm and calm, he knows how to behave without me reminding him."
Calm?
Qi Jing couldn't help laughing.
Where did this stupid thing get his composure?Since I was a child, I have been careless.Being a child of an aristocratic family does not have half the self-consciousness of a child of an aristocratic family.
He wanted to take the opportunity to mock Su Yiqiu, but what came to mind was not Su Yiqiu's old smile, but a cold and alienated face.
Qi Jing naively proposed marriage to the Su family, but was driven out mercilessly by her teacher.He wanted to ask the first emperor for a marriage decree, but what the late emperor gave him was not a marriage decree, but an edict to go to the frontier to guard the customs.
Qi Jing was helpless, he wanted to say goodbye to Su Yiqiu, but he couldn't even see Su Yiqiu's face.
When he came back from guarding for three years, his originally empty harem was filled with concubines by the late emperor, and Su Yiqiu, whom he thought he was so familiar with, seemed to be a different person.
Su Yiqiu became indifferent, restrained and alienated.
When he saw Qi Jing, he would not smile and call his name like before, but bowed and called "Your Highness".When Qi Jing embraced him, Su Yiqiu resisted and had no choice but to tell him indifferently that this was against etiquette.
Su Yiqiu even told him.
"Your Highness has been ridiculous for so many years, it's time to grow up."
These words are always like a knife, piercing Qi Jing's heart fiercely.
Later, when he ascended the throne and became emperor, the former emperor left, and Mr. Su Ge left too. Once the huge Su family was imprisoned, all the factors that hindered him seemed to disappear.
Qi Jing didn't know what she was thinking at that time.
He wanted to save Su Yiqiu, and used the most ridiculous method.
He even wanted to suppress Su Yiqiu on the table in Qinzheng Palace, watch him struggle in a panic, and whisper in his ear.
"You said I was absurd, so I will show you the absurdity."
The author has something to say: Qi Jing: You start in chaos and end up giving up!
Su Yiqiu:? ? ?
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Guess right, it’s kiss (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~
Su Yiqiu's cry became more and more sad, a faint pain came from the heart, slowly eroding into the bone, Su Yiqiu fell into Qi Jing's arms, grabbed Qi Jing's sleeve, and cried weakly.
"Aqiu?"
Qi Jing didn't care about the quarrel with Concubine Yue, and immediately stood up and sent someone to call a veterinarian. Concubine Yue was so distressed, she rushed to Qi Jing's side and carefully stroked the top of the kitten's head.
"Mimi is not afraid, the doctor is coming..."
"Mi woo—me woo—"
Su Yiqiu thought to himself, don't call yourself a doctor.
He couldn't do anything but hook Qi Jing's clothes with his claws.The kitten's meowing became more and more fierce, one sound after another seemed to be piercing the heart of Concubine Yue, Concubine Yue stomped her feet anxiously, walked back and forth in the room several times, and went to the door to urge several times, Looking forward to seeing through, I almost wanted to run to the imperial hospital to catch the imperial doctor.
When Concubine Yue rushed to the door to see the imperial physician again, Qi Jing suddenly said: "Close the door!"
"Ah?" Concubine Yue was puzzled, "What are you doing closing the door? You don't care about Mimi? Are you not called an imperial physician?"
Qi Jing was suffering from a headache, so she took off her dragon robe and put it on Su Yiqiu's body, wrapped her tightly first, then raised her head and glared at Concubine Yue: "Yue Dongying, close the door!"
Concubine Yue was taken aback, and closed the door in a strange manner. The look in Qi Jing's eyes made her a little scared. She just gave her a look, but now her hands were shaking a little. Turning around, I saw a person leaning on Qi Jing's shoulder.
Concubine Yue was as surprised as when she saw a concubine stealing a man.
She rushed to Qi Jing's table, wanting to see who it was and where he came from, but Qi Jing hugged the man and turned sideways slightly, hiding him tightly except for the top of his head. Don't let Concubine Yue see a single bit.
Concubine Yue pouted, and suddenly remembered something was wrong: "Your Majesty, where is my cat?"
Qi Jing wrapped the man tightly with her dragon robe and said, "The cat is here."
Concubine Yue obviously didn't believe it: "...Don't coax me, I can still tell the difference between a human and a cat. Where's Mimi? He was so uncomfortable just now, did he run to hide somewhere?"
Qi Jing sneered: "I told you, the cat is here."
Concubine Yue was puzzled and said, "Where is it?!"
She walked around the hall. She remembered that in order to prevent Mimi from hiding in the crevices of the cabinet, Qi Jing sealed up all the corners and corners. There was no hiding place at all. It was impossible for the kitten to hide. to these places.
Concubine Yue searched around carefully, then suddenly raised her head to look at the person in Qi Jing's arms, she suddenly had a terrible guess.
The cat disappeared, and the human appeared.
Could it be that the cat is the person in the dog's arms?
Concubine Yue swallowed her saliva, and walked slowly in front of Qi Jing, wanting to push the man's hair back to see what he looked like.Qi Jing raised her hand and opened her hand, and said impatiently: "What are you looking at? This is your brother from the Su family."
Concubine Yue's expression was extremely complicated, even more complicated than seeing a concubine stealing a man.It's like seeing a concubine personally tell the emperor that the child does not belong to the emperor.
"Brother Su?"
She stood still on the spot, unable to recover for a long while, she pulled out a silver hairpin on her head and pricked her fingers in a dull manner, and then slowly regained her composure.
"This... this person is the elder brother of the Su family, and the cat is also him?"
"He turned into a cat? He changed the cat?!"
Qi Jing nodded slowly, hugging Su Yiqiu to let him lean on her shoulder, and nodded slightly.
Concubine Yue was terrified, almost sat down on the ground, staggered a few steps and managed to stabilize herself.
At that moment, Concubine Yue recalled the script she had secretly read in the dead of night.
There are fox demons, wolf demons, snake demons, and little flower demons in the storybook. She just took these as jokes and never thought that the things in the storybook would come true, or twice!Concubine Yue stared at the person in Qi Jing's arms, and slowly asked: "So... Brother Su is the reincarnation of a cat demon?"
Qi Jing took down a brush from the pen holder and threw it at Concubine Yue's head. The brush just poked a shallow hole on Concubine Yue's forehead. Qi Jing gritted her teeth and said, "What are you thinking? Don't do it every day. I'm just thinking about these things!" Concubine Yue dared not speak out, touched the small hole on her head, picked up the brush and put it back on Qi Jing's table.Said: "I... I don't know what the reason is. But there is something, I have to remind Your Majesty."
Qi Jing said: "Say."
Concubine Yue said: "The Su family is now on the cusp. Although you have confiscated the Su family and imprisoned it, there are still people in the court who are watching the Su family. It will be difficult to deal with being labeled as a 'demon' because of the handle of being a cat."
Qi Jing said in a deep voice: "Let the matter of the harem be reported to the imperial court, it will be a disadvantage for you as a noble concubine."
Concubine Yue quickly realized that this bullshit was driving her to do things again, even if she felt displeased, Concubine Yue dared not say anything.She curled her lips and asked, "This is not the most important thing. Now there are only two of us in this room. What can you do to conjure up a third person for no reason?"
This problem is not easy to solve.
There are only Qi Jing and Concubine Yue in the Hall of Qinzheng, besides that there is a little orange cat, and there is eyeliner beside Qi Jing, how could he conjure up a third person without being noticed by the eyeliner?
Qi Jing took a deep breath, her expression complicated.
Su Yiqiu could really give him problems.
Yesterday he changed from a human to a cat, and now he has changed from a cat to a human again. There was one person missing yesterday for no reason, so he can lock Su Yiqiu in the side hall. Now there are more people for no reason, and it would be fine if he was in another palace. Oh, but it happened to be in the Hall of Qinzheng, which handles political affairs!
Besides, now that Su Yiqiu is not wearing any clothes, only wrapped in one of his dragon robes, and there is a chirping Yue Dongying standing next to him, Qi Jing is even more annoyed.
And...he didn't know where the key to the transformation of people and cats was.
The first time he changed from a cat to a human was when he slept next to him, and suddenly he became a human. He was sound asleep at that time and had no idea what Su Yiqiu had done; the second time was after serving the bed. The key to cats is sleeping?Then he can't let the girl Yue Dongying carry her back now, he really did something to Su Yiqiu!The third change is this time, Yue Dongying kisses and hugs this little thing...
Wait, dear?
Qi Jing was startled suddenly.
After bedtime, before Su Yiqiu changed from a human to a cat, he...he did indeed kiss Su Yiqiu.
This time too, when Yue Dongying hugged her and kissed her, Su Yiqiu changed from a cat to a human...
Qi Jing's ears turned red, and he clenched his hands into fists by his mouth, and coughed in a muffled voice.
When Qi Jing was in trouble, the imperial physician came.
Yue Dongying cast his eyes on him, and said anxiously: "What should I do? The imperial doctor is here! Can you hide him?"
Qi Jing looked up at Concubine Yue, smiled helplessly, and ordered: "You carry it on your back."
Although Qi Jing thinks this is extremely absurd, let's give it a try anyway.
Concubine Yue's eyes were full of disgust. A "reverse" is enough to make Concubine Yue think too much. Concubine Yue obviously has no interest in seeing what he does. After all, this is Qinzheng Palace, no matter how ridiculous Qi Jing is. , It is impossible for me to do anything out of the ordinary.Concubine Yue moved her hands, turned her back to Qi Jing, and closed her eyes consciously.
Qi Jing pinched Su Yiqiu's chin, rubbed the pulp of her thumb against the bright red lips, and kissed gently.
In a short while, two cat ears grew on Su Yiqiu's head, and in the blink of an eye, the person who was leaning on his shoulder disappeared, leaving only a little furry guy lying on his lap.
Qi Jing picked up the dragon robe and tidied it up, and then asked Concubine Yue to open the door and call the veterinarian in.
Concubine Yue turned her head and saw that the person had disappeared, and the only thing left was the little orange cat on Qi Jing's lap.
Compared with the key to becoming a cat, Concubine Yue was more worried about the comfort of the kitten, so she hurriedly invited the veterinarian in. The abnormalities on Su Yiqiu's body were obviously not something the veterinarian could explain.The veterinarian checked carefully for a long time, and only said "no serious problem".Concubine Yue's eyes were dark and she didn't know what she was thinking, but she still kindly let the veterinarian go back, and closed the gate of Qinzheng Hall.
Concubine Yue squatted beside Qi Jing, carefully stroking the kitten's head.
The kitten fell into a deep sleep, no matter how the concubine Yue played with him, he didn't respond, at most he whimpered twice, then slipped into Qi Jing's arms, and continued to sleep in a comfortable place.
Concubine Yue asked: "Your Majesty...know the key to change?"
Qi Jing nodded: "Understood." Concubine Yue quickly asked: "What's the key?"
Qi Jing said indifferently: "You don't need to know."
Concubine Yue knew Qi Jing's virtues, so she didn't expect him to tell her.He muttered quite dissatisfied: "If you don't tell me, I can find out by myself!"
Qi Jing glared at Concubine Yue fiercely again.Concubine Yue immediately stopped talking.
Qi Jing said: "I already know the key to the transformation of people and cats. In a few days, when Ah Qiu returns to the harem, you know what to do, right?"
Concubine Yue said: "Brother Su family is calm and calm, he knows how to behave without me reminding him."
Calm?
Qi Jing couldn't help laughing.
Where did this stupid thing get his composure?Since I was a child, I have been careless.Being a child of an aristocratic family does not have half the self-consciousness of a child of an aristocratic family.
He wanted to take the opportunity to mock Su Yiqiu, but what came to mind was not Su Yiqiu's old smile, but a cold and alienated face.
Qi Jing naively proposed marriage to the Su family, but was driven out mercilessly by her teacher.He wanted to ask the first emperor for a marriage decree, but what the late emperor gave him was not a marriage decree, but an edict to go to the frontier to guard the customs.
Qi Jing was helpless, he wanted to say goodbye to Su Yiqiu, but he couldn't even see Su Yiqiu's face.
When he came back from guarding for three years, his originally empty harem was filled with concubines by the late emperor, and Su Yiqiu, whom he thought he was so familiar with, seemed to be a different person.
Su Yiqiu became indifferent, restrained and alienated.
When he saw Qi Jing, he would not smile and call his name like before, but bowed and called "Your Highness".When Qi Jing embraced him, Su Yiqiu resisted and had no choice but to tell him indifferently that this was against etiquette.
Su Yiqiu even told him.
"Your Highness has been ridiculous for so many years, it's time to grow up."
These words are always like a knife, piercing Qi Jing's heart fiercely.
Later, when he ascended the throne and became emperor, the former emperor left, and Mr. Su Ge left too. Once the huge Su family was imprisoned, all the factors that hindered him seemed to disappear.
Qi Jing didn't know what she was thinking at that time.
He wanted to save Su Yiqiu, and used the most ridiculous method.
He even wanted to suppress Su Yiqiu on the table in Qinzheng Palace, watch him struggle in a panic, and whisper in his ear.
"You said I was absurd, so I will show you the absurdity."
The author has something to say: Qi Jing: You start in chaos and end up giving up!
Su Yiqiu:? ? ?
-
Guess right, it’s kiss (づ ̄3 ̄)づ╭~
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